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MALES 18-26 ARE YOU READY TO GO TO WAR?
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>WW3 thread
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>>675312269
Front line infantry!

time for burn loot rape and pillage!
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Hell yeah!
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>>675312269
no
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>>675312269
nope, I'd rather stay at the weapon factory as an engineer
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ive been training for this my whole life. Time to kill
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>>675312269
Im a trap so I can't even get drafted. Fk ur military.
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>>675312269
I'm a swede, we're just planning to bend over and give up. So i wont need to do any fighting, it's all good
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>>675312854
Kek
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>>675312908
Kek
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war= retardation
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>>675312854
You can still get drafted
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>>675312854
Don't worry, I'm sure the military needs some faggots for cannon fodder
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If it means I get to kill some mudslimes
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male 25 y/o
I speak 3 languages english german and greek, in my country we serve as soldiers for 9 months(greece). I was driver in an artilery division.
If ww3 starts my mission is to carry supplies to the front line but since i speak 2 extra languages i guess that will change.
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>>675312269

1. I'm over the stated max age.
2. What are we fighting about?
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let's just hope Drumpf doesn't get elected
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>>675312269
I'll stay and protect the white women for you.
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>>675315114
Well the age for the U.S draft may be extended to 32
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>>675312461
>>/islam/
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>>675312269
I'll turn my dick inside out and call myself Michelle.
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>>675315198
A true hero
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>>675314823
Everyone in greece (including me) speaks 3 or more languages.

It's very common.

I speak english,german and greek aswell. I am not trained yet since I am in uni, but I would like to be a gunner in a tank :)

but no leopard shit. I want an abrams
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>>675315198
Thank you Sir I was worried about Gooks trying to fuck my wife
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>>675312269
for my god emperor
i would do anything
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>>675315271
Respect
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Only if Caitlyn Jenner is my general
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>>675312854
>trap
>genetically male
uh yes you can
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>>675315482
its a very common? wait till you go in army, you will meet people who havent even graduated gymnasium.
Tank division is the worst after special forces.
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>>675312269
Absolutely not,
I'm a stupid shyfag
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>>675312269
I'm too old for that shit but sure as fuck I'd grab a gun to defend my homeland.
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>>675315936
What the fuck is that picture
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>>675312269
pic related. mfw. "the shit hits the fan"
being a reserve conscription person whose wartime post will be far-far behined the lines. [spoiler]I'll day in bombings in the first day[/spoiler]
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>>675312269
Mfw 28 lol
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>>675312461
That's the spirit, comrade!
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>>675316202
a trap
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>>675312269
Yes, most people here would volounteer to go over the top instead of becoming an hero using helium or a rope.
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>>675315240

1. Not in U.S.
2. Still a tad too old
3. What are we fighting about?
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Fuck yeah dont have anything better to do other than jerkoff, pretend im not a neet and brows 4cham
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>>675312269
YES
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>>675312269
Nope. According to the navy head docs "it's surprising i can even go outside"
I spent a long time in the va
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I'm ready to fight alongside strong female warriors that fought hard to have the right to be part of the army. Let's just hope they don't get scared and drop their guns
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>>675316337
go watch the documentary "world at war" it praises russia.
Indeed russians were hard motherfuckers ,when stalingrand was under siege russians fought with -40 c ate mud-bread and never left their spots.After their reserves came from sibiria with new equipment from workers who worked 16 hours per day they pushed germans back to the west
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>>675315271
How brave. Your courage will not go un noticed.
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>>675312269
>implying WW3 wont be initiated, fought and concluded on a computer screen
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>>675312269
Im 28. Can I come play soldier?
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Will feminists join too?
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>>675312854
The dumbest person I've ever known became a marine. He punched a cop at a mcdonalds drive through, flunked out of high school and was the biggest wigger in the state.

If they will take him they'll take you anon. You were born a man.
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>>675317196
Yes the soviets faught really good indeed, but they raped their way trough Europe.
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>>675318134
RESPECT MUH EQUALITAH!
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>>675312269
>live in Poland
>Government started a project of christian territorial defence .
Its fucking religious cleaning time bitches
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>>675317196
You know there are many soviets
>explanation to all their victories
They are the literal Mordor of our world
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>>675318269
When germans occupied russian cities or villages they burned the crops oiled the water wells killed communists with on foot trials and raped in some occasions too. It was natural i guess for russians to be mad when they attacked. There is footage with german captives parading in soviet cities who got humiliated but most of them returned home.
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I Left the army a year ago. Im trained, i've fought sandniggers before, this time........ It's personal.
Get ready brothers.
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im muslim, do ur worst fantasy wivv me m9
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The most important question is why are we having the war?
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>>675318886
Russians were much worse than germans
When russians and germans entered Poland in 1939
People were running from the russian side
They are literaly worse than animals
Theyr style of war hasnt changed through all their history
From 1600 to 1996 war in chechnia their war crimes look always the same
Their strategy is "drown them in our soldiers blood" and then pillage rape and murder civilians
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wait until they see my special move
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>>675318791
haha i agree. Sibiria is a vast place burried in snow where russians craft more russians and weapons. Fan fact when russians circled the 6th panzer division the two joined forces of russian allies kissed in mouths its was a custom.
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I'm 27 in just over a week. So long as it doesn't break out now, I should be safe. RIP you faggots
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>>675319153
Who cares? Let's finnish whatever it is once and for all. PURGE THE ALIEN! BURN THE HERETICS!
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>>675319352
yea dude but in ww2 like i said before germany attacked russia first and almost won that war, so its natural when russians fought back and slowly started to push to the west to be cruel. they almost became slaves to germans so it was payback time. ( i m not russian nor german)
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you fucking retarded idiots go and ask some grandpas if they would do this ever again for some corrupt bastards . the war is not like you know it from your playstation or hollywood films. go and kill yourself faggot
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>>675318886
Their propaganda was on top, that might have something to do with it .
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>>675319352
>They are literaly worse than animals
Germans thought russians were sub-humans and were impressed by their tolerance to cold.
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I'm ready to kill fags and sandniggers
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>>675319752
>Who cares?

Me, I need to decide whether I'm going to play or not.
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>>675319352
so ur the kind of guy that watches a cople of retarded documentaries from history channel, listen a couple rumours from friends, and repeat that infromation from a shitty source pretending u know sth about history.
If u just knew a bit of real history u would show more respect to comunism and to the URSS.
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>>675319578
General winter always helps them with westerners
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>>675320231
Dude listen to me im not a historian but i read too much history and watch documentaries for hobby.
If you were a soldier in ww2 you didnt want to be captured in order Japs the worst, germans, russians you wouldnt have a problem to be captured by americans or english.
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>>675316202
underage fag
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>>675320028
Read the second part of my text

They always were are and will be fucking white mongols with no honor or dignity
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>>675316337
YES MAKE THE USSR RETURN
CCCP RUSSIA <3
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>>675320864
yes general winter always wins battles for russia.
It was may and hitler started his campain for russia he had the whole summer to win the war. Russia was unprepeared. So a miracle happened , the small amry of greece won against italy ( germanys puppet ) so hitler campained for greece and he was victorious but it was november by then and general winter kicked in...
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>>675320356
Well if not for a pussy Swedish king russians would be soeaking polish right now
The secret is take many horses and have winged hussars and russia is yours .
And you need a hand weapon because its multi use and wont run out of amo
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Send the media home ..unleash the Generals. get the job done!
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27 here...am i useless?
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With pleasure, faggot!
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>>675320766
I live in poland for over 40 years
I damn sure know how communism works
My ancestors fought mongols for centuries
They were always worse than germans
Dirty fucking savages
Walking definitions of POO IN LOO
Fuck of Communist scum
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>>675321245
I can only blame russia cos the were neutral at the start of ww2 They gave no shit for what was happening in other countries and they even attacked finland to make a gain through the ww2 chaos but they lost to skier troops fins lol
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>>675322443
>Neutral
Are you in 1 st grade ?
Does LibentropMolotov say anything to you ?
Well go do your homework fagg
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29 here. been in 2 wars.
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>>675322225
polaks lost so fast from germany and even polish people aided hitler after they were captured, most countries in captivity had gorrila armies exept poland. Poland is a fag country.
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>>675322742
AMA
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>>675322443
>neutral

They invaded Poland and Finland...
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>>675322883
Obvious bait is obvious
But you nearly had me :p
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>>675319352
Russians=/=soviets. soviets were of many races and ethnicities. stop spreading bullshit you fag. it's like saying that all Americans are White, even niggers etc.

soviet regime and probably modern Russian regime is jews and other racial minorities took other the power. in the beggining of soviets jews were the majority probably, but there was war for power and jews were ousted and their places took more inferior evil and violent "minorities", stalin was minority he was brown from country which is sandniggerstan but "christian". a lot of "people" who are sandniggers (not literally but you get my point) took the power. and jews had their power too they are sly, may be they had real power over soviet sandniggers or vice versa dont know exactly. Modern Russia is too continuation of USSR and I can call it multiracial dystopia where Whites are opressed and dont have full power.

>>675319352
>From 1600 to 1996 war in chechnia their war crimes look always the same
>muh poor mudslimes
do you know these brown worse than subhumans killed ALL the Russians in chechnia who were living there after the collapse of USSR? chechnia is basically terrorist land isis like, but keep beleiving lies. a shame Putin so much of a cuck he gives this region much money because they are "poor" and "suffered" so "much". and they are part of country so they are like terrorist citizens can move evyrewhere, better would not have brown regions as a part of country.
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>>675322680
They singed agreement of neutrality learn history.
they werent allies! When molotov gone to berlin he never smiled or talked with respect. the only known human this era spoke to hitler like hitler was inferior. That visit of molotov was the start of cold feeling for the two countries. Imbecil!
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>>675322883
It's because polish aren't apes you dumb shit, and yes, Poland had a lot of underground resistant and gureilla armies, you just don't know jack shit about history fucking western retard
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of course I'm ready motherfucker!
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>>675323219
Paragraph 1
>Russians were shit and will be shit

Paragraph 2
I hane no problem with chechen war
But the way you treat civilians ,war victims wounded civilians women children is truly savage
But maybe its because i seen to many things done by russian army
Have you ever seen a pregnant woman with a thick wooden stick kicked in beetwen her legs ?
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>>675323423
Implying the so called free polish forces was a gorrila warfare. U Dump shit
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>>675323341
You just proven you are a retard
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
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>>675312461
>implying there is anything to loot, rape or pillage in this day and age after CBUs, napalm, FAEs, and all the massive ordnance every well-developed nation seems to have.

Only rape & pillaging will be done by poor countries that can barely afford rifles against equally poor countries.

Otherwise, I'd hate to be infantry on a modern battlefield during a full-scale conflict (in the vein of WW2) between developed countries
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>>675324042
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Army

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursed_soldiers

We fought guerrila till 1963
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>>675312269

hah, bring it the fuck on. Dumbest sentiment I've ever had, probably, but better to get this shit over with before weapons get too much more powerful and China catches up with our tech.
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>>675324153
Molotov had everything he ate in berlin checked and cups and plates he ate from boiled while he was in berlin. Thats what allies do? animal i not stop replying to you
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of course i will, but against those filthy immigrants, fuck them
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>>675312269
Fuck I'm in Mexico, give me us citizenship and I'll go front line. I promise i will not rape any Americans.
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I'm 31

Enjoy getting killed faggots.
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>>675325423
Pedro Pablo José Diego Manuel Ramiro Rodriguéz de La Espinoza de la virgencita de guadalupe altamirano Chavez de la santisima trinidad, you will never get the us citizenship
:^)
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After watching Downton Abbey romanticizing WWI, yes I'm ready to serve Her Majesty.
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>>675325690
at least a fucking green card, no rape I promise
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hell yeah!
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Why would I die for the liberal faggot politcians and sjws that caused this? No thanks, have fun getting beheaded cucks.
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WW3 will be short.
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how does the draft work?
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>>675312269
Not really, but if I have to go to war and kill it will be for myself, not a dying civilization.

humanity has grown too fond of war.
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Its WW3. No one will be ready. The side that doesn't preemptive strike will be subjected to the worst possible form of bombardment as pressure zones in the blast radius of the bombs being dropped and the resulting fire storms rapidly render its major population centers uninhabitable. The attacker will also be fucked, but not nearly to the same extent. Any possible attempts at conventional warfare will be rendered completely pointless by the initial nuclear holocaust which will completely fuck over anyone not already in blast shelters (which will be a tiny fraction of either sides military and government).

No one will be ready, and everyone will be fucked to varying degrees by the unimaginable results of full blown nuclear war.
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>>675315118
Go away cucky
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>>675318250
Military discharges ppl for being trans. theyre not gonna draft me. on top of that I have asthma, so medical exclusion try again.
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Can I be drafted if i'm a faggot?
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>>675328305
yeah, how else do the troops get relief during a 12 month deployment?
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>>675328920
Sounds good, I'm in!
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>>675328920
do they really do this?
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>>675329352
The gay ones do.
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>>675329802
Then why aren't there more gay guys enlisting if it's a cock sucking paradise?
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>>675312269
USA standard issue headgear
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>>675329933
Because it's not, I'm just saying faggots gonna fag, and there are some in the military.
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>>675330101
and the faggots gonna fag fag fag fag fag
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Espionage is my kind of thing. Plus I've always wanted to visit North Korea.
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I would fuck this woman on a spiritual level forever, a bond unbreakable by anything
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No I'm to much of a pussy cunt
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Too fat to join
Get rekt fit fags all that won't help against a bullet.
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>>675312269
already been to war. good luck finding a pair and walking a patrol. getting shot at is not fun.
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>>675312908
Swedfag here too
bad news boy but in an event of war Sweden is going to reenforce conscription again
everyone that's in the age of 16-70 years old is going to fight or face 2-3 years in prison filled with rapefugees
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>>675312269
>Moves to Canada

You ain't draftin me bitch
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Just turned 27, get fucked faggots
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>>675312269
If Her Majesty is willing to recruit lanky uncoordinated autistic soldiers then i'm in.
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>>675313987
Or target practice
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>>675312269
>mfw i'm 28
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>>675323514
wow, much brave
what about faggot in green besides you? it's your boypussy?
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