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General Rate
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>>675312861
That color of blonde doesn't suite you. Make it a bit darker.
7/10
>>675313946
AutisticElf/10
>>675314328
its just bleached atm, i have the hair dye and i will dye it indeed a bit darker
be honest familia
>>675314855
go away brandon
>>675314855
Nice dubs.
Not bad, 6/10 I would do something different with the facial hair though
>>675314855
beard could use some more hair but out of your control. At least you don't look autistic like mr. elf a few posts above lmao. Facial hair gives you a solid 7 I think
>>675313946
>>675313946
If I saw you in person I would laugh in your face. Idk how bad you wanna take that, but its funny as fuck to me
>>675311720
Are you that MN dude?
Bmmp
>>675315783
put the hood down
>>675315783
you look like a douche canoe wearing over ear headphones on top of a hood. Newfags do that when they think its cool but looks stupid.
NoLogic/10
rate me
>>675315783
Also, don't try to show off some tiny ass headphones, those are prob like lame $40 ones lol. Wouldn't be AS bad with higher quality ones, you're just playing yourself trying to act like a swagfag
>>675311720
8/10, would fuck you hard
>>675316313
autistic ryan gosling
>>675315330
Why not 7 :(
7 is basic good
6 is bad to me
>>675316487
nobody gives a shit what you demand you fucking ugly piece of shit. kys.
this is actually my current position. im in a recording engineering class right now. I'm ashamed of the faggot I've become.
>>675316593
the fuck is wrong with you?
>>675315710
I dont take it bad man
This pic makes me laugh too
>>675316625
Thems 7/10 cock sucking lips right thur
>>675316592
Shut up anon
Angry cunt
>>675315839
I am from MN but idk if I am who you are thinking of
>>675316625
"Professor Oak: Are you a boy or a girl?"
trans/10
>>675316313
Child rapist/10
>>675316487
Do something with your mustache and you could be an 8
>>675316592
This guy is not the person who rated you a 6
>>675316738
how did you know
>>675316697
Made mild adjustments where necessary
>>675317128
I shaved this morning
How's clean shaven work out for me? When I let it grow it just looks pretty ehh imo
>>675316625
That pic was from a few months ago, fresh pic.
>>675317325
This looks much better
7.5/10
>>675317221
you would've saved a lot of money with pic related
>>675317440
Cock sucking expression gone, no longer arousing
>>675317519
Did a few myself, paper bags are also harder to get here.
>>675311720
>>675312861
>>675317518
Sweet thanks for the feedback /b/ro
>>675317440
Cut your hair. Find a style that suits you dye it a dark brown or black. Also could do with losing a few pounds
literally all same fag faggots here
>>675317634
plastic bag is also a valid option
>pic related
>>675317564
Hard to rate you due to the fact you are making a retarded facial expression. You don't look half bad. Try to find a new hairstyle
4/10
>>675317840
Ginger/10
>>675317672
6?/10
I really cant decide
>>675312861
>>675313946
>>675314328
>>675314390
>>675314639
>>675314855
>>675315330
>>675315518
>>675315518
>>675315710
>>675315783
>>675315839
>>675315970
>>675316089
>>675316227
>>675316313
>>675316389
>>675316427
>>675316439
>>675316487
>>675316592
>>675316593
>>675316697
>>675316718
>>675316738
>>675316758
>>675317120
>>675317046
>>675317128
>>675317143
>>675317221
>>675317325
>>675317440
>>675317518
>>675317519
>>675317534
>>675317564
>>675317634
>>675317672
>>675317708
>>675317736
>>675317758
>>675317840
>>675317900
>>675318014
>>675318116
>>675318223
HOW SAME FAG CAN YOU GUYS BE?
>>675317758
yeah I've been working on that. I plan on cutting it once it gets warmer here, Ontariofag. thank you for genuine feedback though, thinking of going back to black.
>>675318014
Well played
>>675318509
want a tissue for your issue?
>>675318729
na im good samefag
>>675318509
SHIT U GOT ME
>>675318819
>>675319015
Vampirefreaks.com? are you fucking serious?
>>675317325
GET SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE
COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE
AAAAAAAAAHH
I DIE IN THE PROCESS
YOOOOOUUU DIE IN THE PROCESS
KETTLE DRUM ROLL HAAAAARD SHIT
FUCK I SAID FUCKER DON'T START SHIT
COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE AAHH
>>675319015
>>675319277
Vampire freaks was like 5+ years ago. Who the fuck uses that anymore
>>675319403
well seems to me like this fucking faggot here does
>>675319015
>>675315783
I give this picture a 5.5/10
You have a lot of potential to be a 6-8. Try to look happy? instead of trying to look "edgy" or w/e you were going for. Take off headphones and Hood
>>675319277
10 years of it unfortunately
>>675319015
Look even his fucking file name is faggy
Are you trying to be sarcastic in your fucking filename or something??
Like I cant tell if youre really on fuckin vampirefreaks.com like a fucking faggot
Off work fags
>>675319714
Wow, did you get banned or something? You seem really butthurt
>>675319622
Unfortunately? Youre making it seem like you cant shut down your computer and get out of your basement. LIke what the fuck?
Fucking vampirefreaks.com toppest kek of the day
>>675319930
Oh definitely anon, I decided to yanno put on my pants and sit down at my computer,
saw i was banned from vampirefreaks
and then came to /b/ hoping i would find some faggot who would actually take a screenshot and see that theyre in vampirefreaks.
Let me tell ya
>>675319997
I'm 2 stories up minimum, at the top of a hill.
If I made a jump I could probably increase that to at least 6, big drop about 15 feet from my balcony.
![1458665508818[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/Hq6AWvE.jpg "1458665508818[1].webm")
me on the right
>>675320401
Then do it, but do it on cam and with a backflip.
>>675320598
Not sure I could get the camera on any angle that could actually see.
Can I ask why it bothers you so much that I use VF?
>>675320855
It doesnt bother me i just think youre a fuckin faggot for doing so. They literally have a tab for "cults" Like how fuckin edgy can you be?
>>675319997
>>675320307
Off to pick up my shopping
Want me to grab anything extra babes?
Razor blades, rope, cups for your tears?
>>675321177
Don't look at me, I'm not the fuckboy that runs the site, I just like the users.
>>675318509
seriously? nice bait fag
>>675321341
Well maybe you should look at normal people instead.
Fuckin vampire freaks jesus christ
My sides are in orbit.
What make its even funnier to me is you actually wasted your time to take a screenshot.
God youre a pretentious faggot arent ya
>>675321217
beaucoup haram!
>>675321639
hey someone grabbed it so i think it was nice bait.
>>675322123
6.5
>>675312861
guy fieri/10
r8 mein gf
>>675312861
Eminem is that you
how do i look
>>675322961
same girl
>>675311720
I look like a pretentious fag in the pic but fuck it
>>675321217
ahaha t'es pas charlie toi
>>675312861
You look like jacksepticeye
>>675316593
you look like an alien that's poorly impersonating a human
Ignore the fake eyes
Yes, I am gonna cut my hair soon.
And yes, I know I look like a fag.
>>675324694
why would you cut it?
r8
>>675324789
FutureSerialKiller/10
>>675324775
The hair on the back of my head is always growing a bit faster than the rest, so I get this really tacky hair after a while. And cutting hair is so expensive that I might as well cut the entire thing while I'm at it.
>>675324600
Nicest thing anyones said to me all day
>>675321779
Sure am :D < Look, made a face on 4chan
![IMG_0242[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zLKqFeg.jpg "IMG_0242[1].jpg")
>>675311720
Underage/10 springbreakfag/10
>>675324966
Why?
>>675325218
jordan?
>>675324789
I am un-nerved looking at you.
>>675325350
Idk, Its the eyes i think...they are open too wide. It also doesn't help everything around you is dark
Fags
>>675324789
Do something with your hair. Get into better lighting. I'd give this pic a 4.5/10 but you could easily be a 6-7
>>675325433
No, I have had a horrible day, have gotten 4 hours sleep in the last 48 hours and my acne is coming back. I have been revising non-stop and attempting to complete course work. So unless Jordan looks like the shit version of me I think you have the wrong person.
>>675325314
I ain't the youngest looking person here am I? Lol
Wtf is a spring break fag? I didn't even know that was a stereotype
>>675324694
You look like that guy who gets cucked by Bane in dark knight rises
>>675324066
Image familiar
>>675322123
Would fuck
>>675326279
I have no idea who that is.
>>675325218
/b/ro, When you get Acne just leave it the fuck alone. It makes your zits look x10 worse when they are scabbed over. Wash your face with hot water every single night before bed.
>>675323088
Furry fag
>>675326814
6/10
If you had smoother/clearer skin and Darker/Fuller eyebrows you'd be a solid 9
>>675326814
tits or gtfo
>>675326814
We will need a time stamp
and some tits just to be sure you are real.
BRUH
>>675327328
Ewww no thanks shes fucking ugly
>>675327481
Gtfo Chad
>>675327481
you look like a massive twat
>>675322123
9/10
>>675327131
Skin is smooth. Marks are just a ton of freckles.
>>675328218
DestroyerOfWorlds/10
>>675311720
You look so much like me it's creepy. I'm 25 but I look so young, I typically get 16-19 guesses but had someone guess 12 the other day, less than half my real age.
>>675326778
Thank you, I just don't know how to deal with all this stress, lol.
Do your worst
Just turned 18, like in Africa, thoughts /b/ ?
>>675328824
Why did you crop out just your head LMAO
>>675311720
this fucking shit should be banworthy
>>675328411
Post a pic of yourself dude I wanna see
>>675328824
You look like a mighty lion, I would like to hear your roar ;-)
>>675329294
Why?
rate you faggots
>>675329373
Guaranteed pedophile/10
>>675329205
It's faces of /b/ mate not faces and bodies of /b/ eh
Rate me fags
>>675329373
You look like you do lots of Coke and Prescription Pills. Possibly Meth every great while.
LivesInaTrailerPark/10
>>675329369
it's cancer
>>675326814
Fake, saw this in a "post your gf" thread yesterday
>>675329595
You look fat and retarded, but you already knew that didn't you?
>>675329985
>>675330107
Worst. Reply. Ever.
>>675328975
Why are you white?
>>675329595
You look like Sam from Lotr
>>675329595
How is it in Hanford bro?
Be gentle pls, I'm shy
>>675330476
Stop
>>675330476
Timestamp?
>>675330623
if you were shy you wouldn't post a pic of your nasty self on /b/. so that's obviously just some ugly chick you found a pic of.
>>675330324
What's a Hanford?
rate pls
Ayy
>>675330623
Checked
>>675330264
You are welcome.
>>675331006
404
Face not found
>>675330623
too soon
>>675331142
double dubs
>>675330655
How would you like your time stamp
>>675331472
Hold it with your face and tits visible
>>675331472
toast a piece of bread really dark. then take something small and pointy and scrape the time and date onto the toast. post pic.
>>675331472
on your dick
>>675331472
on your tongue
>>675331781
Lose the shades, wipe that dirt off your lip, get a haircut. 2/10
>>675329595
not bad, but is this truly you, or just someone you know?
>>675311720
>>675332527
Hates colord people/10
>>675331732
>>675331732
>>675331737
>>675331749
>>675331758
>>675332651
fuck you australia
>>675332817
GODDAMMIT I WANTED IT ON TOAST!
No one will ever give me a fucking toaststamp.
>>675332508
>>675332817
>>675332817
Can't see you really clear, but I would say 9/10. Fell free to post more
>>675333035
holy fuck dude. one picture of your ugly retarded face was enough.
>>675333035
nice
>>675327131
tf how can a ugly fat neckbeard like you (probably are) have any requirements ?
>>675315783
DUDE WEED
>>675332817
whip those jugs out, you dumb nose ring having bitch
>>675333149
Nobody asked you to open it buddy.
>>675332817
You're really cute
>>675333136
>>675330917
When you Google bullpup football, that's the name of the first town that shows up. But the anon is mistaken to think you're from there
>>675333638
Wow. You're really nice
>>675333035
post dick?
>>675333638
tits please..
pls rate me
rate
>>675333846
Thank you :)))
>>675333895
4/10
looks good from distace but once you see the picture full size the facial proportions are out of fucking place
Me and my squad
>>675333638
>>675333936
Can we see a full body pic?
I'm the white one
>>675334085
would fuck the one on the very right /10
>>675334198
Thats me! Ironically.
God Ginger and Keri are such cunts.
>>675317440
Gerard way/10
>>675334077
no
>>675334133
>you
>white
pick one
>>675333895
Potential to be a 7/10, just not sure about the hair? I dunno, ever considered cutting it short-ish?
>>675324066
TOOOOELMUUUUUUUNNNNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>675323739
fat
>>675333895
8/10
Tbh I don't really like your makeup, think you woud maybe look even better without it
>>675333895
5/10
>>675333945
4/10
>>675334382
what no ? she is not my type at all looks fake as fuck wears to much make up
>>675334537
3/10
my turn ty
>>675334407
checked and keked
>>675334617
4/10
>>675334382
Seeing this, and I repeat this:
>>675334490
The freckles are cute.
>>675333035
or you still lurking?
>>675333936
Could you post some more?
>>675334570
theres only eye makeup
Only picture I have, rate me faggots
I'm at work, rate me
>>675334978
Some guy gave his opinion get over it
>>675335020
typical cuck/10
>>675333850
Eh.
>>675335078
ur opinion is wrong u samefag
>>675334132
>>675334537
Mehico?
>>675334987
Bieber/10
Fag boy
5/10
>>675335020
Muslim/10
3/10
bet you smell funny too
>>675311720
Am I white?
>>675335142
Thnx. If you could manage a close-up pic (the quality here isn't great) it'd be appreciated. But 8/10
>>675334198
that's tom cruise you dingus
>>675334300
hi tom. MI was pretty cool movie.
blabla lefty frizzell
>>675335252
Do I really look like bieber? Alot of people are telling me but I honestly don't think so at all
>>675335323
Last one
why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>675335182
w/e makes you happy friend :^)
>>675335188
Same pose without the top? Pretty cute!
>>675335188
8/10
>>675335112
6/10
>>675334617
7/10
>>675335377
When you take pictures like that you do
>stop looking like a high school freshman
>>675335188
You're unbelievably cute and have great boobs. More please
>>675334537
>knock knock knock "Housekeeping!"
>>675335252
Yeah brussels, sandniggers, allahu akshit and stuff
>>675334617
getafuckinghaircutyouuglyfuckingfaggot/10
>>675334987
You look like the kind of guy that dreams about cock all day.
>>675333895
you are very pretty
>>675335112
suck my dick slut
>>675335461
a full softie would be my final request
tell me i'm ugly /b/
>>675335916
I'm on /b/ after all
>>675335998
I'm good on that last one. Don't really feel like undressing right now.
>>675334085
thats the outsiders you fucking faggot ass bear fucker
>>675336042
you are very ugly. and fat too.
>>675336114
damn why is it upside down
plx /b/ dont be to hard im new here
>>675335461
Seconding this >>675335998
>>675335692
My failed attempt at being "sexy"
>>675336042
kill yourself. without a doub
>>675336140
/b/ isn't a gay board you stupid faggot. there are plenty of actual gay boards on 4chan. why don't you fuck off to one of them.
>>675335465
shittyfilter/10
>>675336042
Yeah but u got holes so put yourself a bag in that fucking face
>>675336144
eh, was just kinda curious whether the head is fully exposed when soft.
rate
rate me
>>675336230
I want to cuddle you and fap at the same time
>>675336492
I am circumcised
>>675336230
You succeeded, but you're cuteness hits me harder.
>>675336504
looks kinda muslim/10
>>675336572
Fuck you carlos, you goddamned spic. I hate you so much!
>>675336291
Sounds like someone is mad
>>675336603
yeah, I can tell. and that's a positive imho (it is w/ most girls at least). but sometimes they do a poor job of it
Can you guys rate my cat???????
stay mad plebs
Fag on the right is me
>>675336728
I personally think it's wrong. But it's not like I had a say in the matter.
me and my girl. please rate
>>675335461
8.5
>>675321217
Bruxxel/10
>>675336230
Still can't learn to post an upright picture I see
>>675336674
i am a bit salty. I'm in the process of getting off of Cymbalta, so not sure if that has anything to do with it.
I just get tired of opening the catalog for /b/ and seeing dick pics all over it. I mean, there is literally a board made just for shit like that, /hm/. go there. post your dick pics. have a ball (no pun intended)
>>675336827
nic puss / ten
zmbobway
>>675336827
That's a darn fine looking cat! I'd say easily an 8.5/10
>>675336230
At least a pic in your bra?
>>675336990
It posts it like that automatically can't be bothered to fix it
>>675337108
Cute
>>675336859
your dad must be so disappointed
>>675336230
fuck off cunt
>>675337108
Italian, right?
>>675336883
Well, it's cleaner and healthier. Plus it sucks a lot more to get it done post puberty
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/04/07/circumcision-benefits-outweigh-risks-study-reports/
>>675336883
>>675336885
I like blondes, 8/10 (weird angle)
>>675334508
>
callate virgo
>>675336885
I'd give her like a 7.3/10.
>tattoos
make that a 5/10
>>675337372
If it were cleaner and healthier I think evolution would do its thing and get rid of it.
>>675337422
I shower.
>>675337425
yeah she took it in my car. i got more of her if want, no nudes though
>>675336866
7/10
>>675335461
Mountain road/10
>>675337605
it serves a purpose in in vitro penile development. I'd encourage you to read that very brief article tho
>>675337580
hey some peeps dont like tats, i understand
>>675336230
Post more in new thread please.
>>675337542
>>675337370
Nop, french ^^
Cannnnn I get a r8?
Just turned 18
>>675337829
No wonder terrorist
>>675337890
suave
>>675337890
should have died by 17/18
>>675337890
Child rapist/10
I am not a jew
