>be european >get blown up
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>be european
>get blown up
thanks rockefellers
thanks rothschilds
how long is this shit going to last
are we becoming the new israel
>be American
>shot in the street
>shot in school
>shot in movie theater
>be european
>get raped
>get mutilated
>get murdered
>get blown up
>be american
>shoot attacker
>be happy
>>675310581
>Be american
>Never been shot or shot at
Its ok europe. We know youre just upset that you cant drive the muslim hordes away since you gave up your right to have balls to your respective governments.
holy shit why are fellow europeans so triggered by this
>ywn be as based as the US or Russia
>>675310778
>Be European
>Never been blown up
Its okay America, we know you're upset you can't drive the nigger hordes away since you've elected a nigger president to rule your country.
>>675310778
>>675311016
kek
>be me Taiwanese
(basically just chinese, but free and rich)
>raugh at shitty white man problems
Meanwhile Australia pulls out the popcorn and watches all of the other countries kill each other
>>675311016
Well, what excuse do you Eurofags have for not being able to drive your undesirables away?
>>675311531
At least we can drive cars
>>675311016
>projecting this much
>>675311691
Barely, you eurofags drive shitty "fuel-efficient" cars and drive on the wrong side of the road
>>675311835
There's a difference between projecting and deflecting.
Think before you open your mouth, retard
>be america
>>675311918
but we invented driving..
>>675311918
Well we don't all drive on the same side of the road so that argument makes no sense you fucking retard.
When will you retards realise EU and the us are equally fucked
>>675310809
>America
>based
Bitch please, they have safe spaces on their college campuses to stop their 20 year olds from crying.
>>675310554
It will last forever, until you destroy the Jew or you are destroyed. It will never stop. It is a calculated plan. Yes you are becoming "The new Israel".
>>675311918
You dumb? Last I heard americans drive on the right side of the road? So in what way is driving on the right side of the road wrong in Europe? The only notable country that drives on the left side is England.
>>675312076
Kek :D
>>675312076
yes, that happened.
>14 years ago
>>675312162
i'm from europe and european cars are shit, they are confy but look like crap
>>675312076
zozzle
>>675312467
yh, that's also when i fucked ur mom now go to sleep faggot son
>be american with well-paying office job
>tfw you're made redundant by Boeing
>>675311918
excuse me mister, do you know that a clutch is ?
>>675312076
at least we didn't invite the people that attacked us in, and then proceeded to protect them after the fact like they did nothing wrong
>>675312492
You must literally be retarded.
>>675312683
>this
>>675310581
>be european
>be exploded
>>675312645
first pedal on the left. I don't understand the 'americans cant drive stick' argument because at least where I live they're very common...
>>675312683
Puch maxi ?
>>675312683
mate, every european car looks the same on the outside
>>675311016
so we're in agreement niggers and muslims need to go
>>675312492
they really are pretty fucking ugly aren't they. I wish we were like japan and imported american cars left and right
>>675312203
>we don't all drive on the same side of the road
are you telling me you drive on BOTH sides of the road AT THE SAME TIME you europenis are dumber than I thought
>>675312076
The most sad day in American history.
We should remember that terrorist attack
>>675313063
do you know what a country is fag?
>>675313063
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you? Not all countries in Europe use the same side of the road.
>>675312679
yeah right
>>675312996
or make something unique from time to time, every damn car has the same base
>>675313334
I know I am. Thanks for your support.
>>675310028
yay diversity
>>675312076
>yfw less people died in combined terrorist attacks in Europe since 2002 than people in 9/11
>>675313063
At least we can. Also your argment is incalid cause he talked about europe in whole and the fact that brits drive on the left side, so educate yourself dumb amerifat
>>675313333
checked
>Just woke up!
>Wach news!
>Wtf?
>be Australian
>literally nothing ever happens to me
>>675311328
>raugh at shitty white man problems
please be real
>>675313212
You mean that place away from all the stores and offices and where they grow corn and wheat and cows? I've don't think I've ever been in a country before.
>>675313063
Still have lower road deaths than America.
>>675312524
Look the same fag still trying to force something that won't happen. At least lel and kek mean something.
The closest thing that ever happened to Australians was that Lindt cafe shit in Sydney and he was just some guy that didn't take his meds
>be european
>read news
>lol, a bombing
>just another european tuesday
>>675313914
mobility scooters don't have much range i guess
>>675314250
>>675313943
I'm sure that's true. 90% of the fuckers on our roads should have never been issued a license. There's accidents everyfuckingwhere every day
>>675314195
>forgets about the daily spider and snack attacks
>>675314195
>And the hostages who did die were shot by police
>>675314413
aussies got the munchies like no other, fam
>>675313943
Absolute doubt
>>675310581
>be European
>get blown up on a train
>get blown up waiting for a plane
>get blown up on a boat
>get blown up with a goat
Swede reporting, soon its our time
Canadia, can I move to your glorious country?
>>675313670
what do you mean you can? Does someone have tell you "you can" before you can?
'cause in america anything that's not explicitly illegal is legal and you can do it without having to ask first
>>675314413
ah yes. All them snack attacks. Worst one was the cheetos
>>675314603
Canada is rapidly becoming Sweden 2.0
>>675313439
The comeback equivalent of "I know you are but what am I" i.e. a clear indication you have nothing and just got owned.
>>675314677
wow, you really clever!
>>675311691
those who cant drive often came from other countries, aka niggers and zipperheads
>>675315016
Hey, I'm not the one who replied 'yeah right'. That guy had nothing.
>>675315190
American or European it doesnt fucking matter
you are all a bunch of faggots
So, muslims throwing bombs and
>ITT amerifags and europoors going at eachother
Y'all so dumb
>>675310028
We must clone trump. Send one to eurofags. Trumpé 2.0
>>675315313
glad you can, drive-trough
>be american
>get shot up by the white kid at school
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Muslims are Peaceful People
>>675315552
>implying you can't be European or America and be Muslim
>implying Muslim is a nationality
>calling other people dumb while being this dumb
Ah good times. How is your first week on /b/ treating you newfriend?
>>675315552
this
>>675315756
>religion of peace
relax guise it's ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL7hvXeOAKw
There is literally nothing wrong with being a Muslim.
>>675315702
As the only white kid in a school of many colors I can assure you that we don't shoot anyone up. Not until we're older, and more bitter.
>>675316133
fuck you fag
>>675316059
please tell me that works now
>>675316133
checked and keked
be yanks, still crying about 9111111
>>675316133
you spelled "everything" incorrectly dumb dumb
>>675316483
11/9*
>>675316483
Since when, blockhead?
just try it and post result
>>675316684
looks like you forgot, and you're supposed to never do that
>>675316003
>implying
No one implied these things, faggot.
>>675310028
Europeans exploding almost as fast as American school shootings.
Thank god I'm Canadian and no one cares about us.
>>675316939
except the bombings were real and people actually died, kek
>>675316877
well played anon
>>675316918
The implication was that Europeans and Americans should be uniting against Muslims, but that makes absolutely no sense as you can be either of those nationalities and be Muslim.
>>675310028
let's all listen to trump and build a wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA5MeMlQh0U
>>675316133
Look at this
>>675308902
>>675317074
>>675317074
Surely you're not inplying the Illumemepaghetti was behind it all?? You well adjusted contributor to society you.
>>675317312
Which would then make you an idiot, as an idiot remains an idiot for its way of thinking, not due to the borders in which it stands within
>>675317312
You're jumping to conclusions. Nothing of the sort was implied.
I say to my friend, "Jamiel, how are the bombing plans coming?" And he reply to me, "Is nearly finish! I have made three bomb already! And they work great, watch!" And that was the last I see of poor Jamiel... And that housing development down the street...
>>675311531
Maybe because we have no guns, a pussy goverment, germany's weak ass handling about ww2.
https://youtu.be/3t7wypDW0jY
>>675313608
this
>>675310581
You can deflect all you want, but we're far more fucked in Europe than the Amerifats are
> be european
> sees bombing in europe
> dont give a fuck and laugh
> see the hate against muslims grow
> waiting for a coup, civil war or religion ban
> hopes to send muslims away (just keep a few for kebap)
> hopes eu border closes
> see no furter in eu if continu
> knows shit will be going down in few years
> waiting and waiting
> europe for europeans (white skin) so racism is gone
>>675318483
>>675320099
I don't think so.
Ameriturds are literally retards and almost everyone in Fatmerica have a gun and a mental disease.
They are dying faster, which is pretty cool.
>>675311531
Meanwhile, America's plans to "drive the undesirables away" is to turn the country into a 3rd world country so that the terrorists think "well, shit, war-torn Syria is better than this shit!"
