What would /b/ do with a time machine
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What would /b/ do with a time machine
>>675306273
Travel back in time to create this post
>>675306955
Avoid your mother has had you
I would win the lottery 300 times in a row
>>675306273
Fuck you mom 9 months before the day you were born
>>675306273
Fuck temporal bitches.. and shit nigga. Then Arby's
I'd come to the dawn of time and ejaculate on the primordial soup
>>675306273
Bring Hitler to the future before he killed himself
invest in some fruit company
I>>675306273
I wold raipe hietler
I would dig up a symerian tablet, chisel a dick butt with a halo on the back, rebury it, and then go to 400-500 bc japan and show them how to manipulate magnetic fields.
>>675309596
Heh
>>675310451
It's dickbutt not dick butt
I'd travel 1x10^99999999999999999999999999^99999999999999999^999999999999999^999999999999999999^999999999999999^999999999999999999^9999999999999999 years into the future/past and try to destroy time itself and therefore the entire universe.
>>675306273
I would change many things, mostly for myself, but if I didn't age, i would spend as much time in the past engineering the future for good. Say i made some changes in 1900, i would than go forward, spend as much time as i needed investigating the changes i made, than i would return to the past again and make different changes, until i ended up fixing almost everything
>>675310709
Except then you wouldn't exist and you wouldn't destroy teh univers
>>675306273
Kill Muhammad before he started fucking sheep.
Kill my mother before I was born and create a paradox which would either destroy everything, or would create 2 different universes where in 1 I don't exist and the other I'm just traveling to another universe to stop myself from existing.
I'd put so many damn flame stickers on it.
>>675310460
Heh?
>>675311242
Heh.
>>675306273
Ruin fucking everything... probably.
>>675309596
Fucking genius
>>675310924
Which is why time travel into the past is impossible. Into the future, however, might be possible with the theory of relativity (gravity effects how we perceive "time").
>>675310709
If you traveled that far into the future you'd probably create a new universe. If our universe dies from "heat death", which is the most likely possibility, then your sudden appearance would create a disruption in the complete neutrality, which would then rebirth the universe, or you'd just die instantly.
>>675311554
Well said anon.
>>675311304
How?
>>675312096
Liek dis
I would make america great again
Just go to woodstock, over and over and over again. Drugs, good music, and I can just kill a bunch of hippies before I do it again.
>>675312331
How
Make this very post right now and mindfuck you all
Go back an tell hitler to do a better job.
>>675312697
You didn't mindfuck me.
Wrap reality and create a black hole
>>675312848
Or maybe I did?
>>675312864
By what means
>>675312959
Nope
Select all images with tea
>>675306273
I'd go back to the 1920's and have lots of sex with Flappers. Same for the 60's
Rapidly travel back and forth between past and present
>>675313410
Mmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
>>675313220
I fucked your mind so hard I made you make that post by traveling back in time and using the power of suggestion on you your entire life so you'd make that very post telling me I was wrong so then I could make this very post and fuck your mind so hard it explodes before all of our eyes.
>>675313425
Boring
>>675313716
I know, but at least it'll end this fucked up world
>>675313618
What do you achieve by doing this,anon?
>>675313795
>implying the first to time travel would be a faggot like you
>implying time travel into the past is possible
>implying the world is fucked up and you're not just an outcast faglord
>implying
>>675313864
EXPLODING YOUR FUCKING MIND WITH MY HUGE DICK YOU MASSIVE FAGGOT
>>675306273
Bring Hitler a history book, warn him. Advise him
>>675313795
Yeah, but its not as effective as just killing yourself.& creating a paradox.
>>675313972
It's a fucking time machine anon
>Obvious travel back to the past possible
>>675306273
Travel to the point of history that allows me to have foxgirls in the present.
>>675314063
Everyone knows you cannot mindfuck an 31337 H4x0r like me.
>>675306273
Travel back to 1968 and see the Alice Cooper band open for The Doors at the Whiskey-A-Go-Go.
Warring states Era
Three Kingdoms period
Win the lottery
But I'd rather go back in time in another way, like going back to childhood WITH my memories so that I could live a better life.
>>675314617
>1337
>31173
Choose one, you fucking homosexual
>>675314387
I'M GOING TO FUCKING RIP YOUR HEAD OF YOU LITTLE CUMSLUT, THEN I'M GOING TO FUCK YOUR THROAT WITH MY MASSIVE DONG, YOU COCKSUCKING CUNT
>>675314491
Protip: There isn't one.
>>675306273
Stop my conception.
>>675314904
Naughty cumbucket bitch kys faggot
>>675314904
Or what?
It's not like that's ban-worthy, so you technically can't do Shit.
>>675315349
Holy shit this thread got derailed fast.
>>675315590
Thanks to me, bitch
>>675306273
Go back in time and give your dad a condom.
>>675315736
You're welcome, faggot.
>>675315590
Please end your worthless life anon
>>675314138
Dont go to Russia mein fuhrer, dont declare war on the US. Don´t do so much heroin.
>>675315404
Hey, my " not ban-worthy " argument actually worked!
>>675316780
http://forum.zdoom.org/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=29915
But Russia is awsome
>>675313410
Mmmmmm.... Hairy, stankass, unwashed, diseased hippie pussy. Yum.
I'd try to stop John Lennon being murdered, explain to Freddie Mercury what AIDS was, hide Kurt Cobain's shotgun, basically try to save as many iconic people as I could.
The flaming in this thread is Beautiful.
>>675317443
But think about MAP20!
>>675306273
Would go back and forth really fast so I can finally play ping-pong against myself.
>>675317821
WOW
>>675317923
Sagr
>>675318299
Faggot
Go back to when I could be this
Nowadays fucking SJW's yell at me just for being a Cis White guy, I want to go back to the 1800's when we were a sane country
>>675306273
I would kill OP
Go back to my 12 year old self and tell him to stop being such a fucking retard.
>>675306273
Stop S.E.R.N.
>>675319280
/thread
>>675319641
Oops
>>675319280
I would destroy 4chan
>>675320416
Me too?
>>675306273
Travel back in time, prevent creation if time machine and have the biggest time travel paradox.
>>675321088
ROFL
>>675306273
go back to when christianity was a cult
>>675322324
P'uh
>>675320602
Yes
I would return to the days when I was still with her.
Tell my mom to get an abortion.
>>675323405
Fag
>>675323608
No u
Tell Hitler the exact points where the allies would be landing in France and advise him to wait a little longer before betraying the Russians, or to at least wait until Spring to invade Russia.
>>675324184
Boring
>>675306273
Stop the Jews
