Mayor Rob Ford has died at 46 RIP
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Mayor Rob Ford has died at 46
RIP
Goodnight sweet prince
that's what happens when you weigh 500lbs, get drunk every day, and smoke crack.
>>675300645
I wanna live his life
>>675300645
Except that he died from cancer you ignorant fuck.
>>675300719
>life
niqqa is dead.
but.. but he was my favourite politician ever :(
>>675300825
how does one get cancer? by eating McD's every day, weighing 500lbs, drinking every day, and smoking crack. dumbass.
>>675300171
Look...he only smoked crack when he was really really drunk.
I, for one, am glad the fat fuck is dead.
>>675300825
the cancer formed in his fat abdomen ya dingus, alcohol is known for causing cancer
>>675300408
trippy
>>675300171
He was so perfect for an American "reality" show.. why did this have to happen?
Imagine him, Shia Lebouf, and whichever Disney throw-aways are not in rehab right now, traveling the US and doing inane things!.. and smoking crack.
>>675301314
Yeah, I'm always reading McDonalds packaging that warns against the carcinogens inside Big Macs.
You're such a dumb cunt, I hope your girlfriend always swallows because it would be a damn shame to have another clueless generation from your retarded genes.
Hold a 2 minute crack bindge in his honor.
May 28, 1969 - March 22, 2016
>>675303087
>truly believes McD's is good for him
it's ok little boy.. you'll smarten up one day
>>675303499
At least I don't think McDonalds causes cancer you silly bitch.
Obesity? Yes. Diabetes? Yes. Cancer? Fuck you.
I hope OCP brings him back as RoboFord. A cyborg mayor who has special directives programmed in by OCP.
The directives will be:
1. Smoke crack.
2. Smoke crack.
3. Smoke crack.
4. Smoke crack.
It will be awesome. He will be like Chris Farley's robot brother.
>>675300171
Fuuuuuuuucck. Where is Donald Trump going to find a new running mate?
>>675303968
>I can make America great again from my house
>>675300171
legit saddened by this. he was an absolute legend.
>https://youtu.be/jSUlDjABCYc?t=2s
this will always be my favorite thing a politician has ever said.the asian reporter's face after is priceless. RIP you fat bastard.
>>675303752
McD's causes obesity. Obesity can lead to cancer.
McD's causes diabetes. Diabetes can lead to cancer.
>McD's doesn't cause cancer.
think it through, anon. think it through. i'll give you a few minutes to figure it out since you're a newfag and all.
>>675304656
not to mention all the cancer-causing chemicals in McD's.
>>675300171
I live in Markham. Everyone's kinda upset about this. He was well disliked, but I think at the very least, everyone could agree that he was a straightforward, funny, charismatic guy.
>>675303752
It does, you dumb shit. Here's an article from a legitimate source: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/21/business/california-wants-to-servea-warning-with-fries.html
>>675304656
Do your research bro, Ford's cancer was tied to Liposarcoma, which is a rare varient of cancer that has no definite origin. You should thank me, because I just saved you the embarrasment of going out into public saying "Durderp, I bet ifa Rob Ford didn' have-a so many of dose McDonalds boigahs, he'd be plum ready to get back ta mayorin'"
Your friends think you're a dumbass, ask them next time and tell them to be totally honest. They'll try to let you down gently.
>>675300171
i always thought he was gonna die by doing a Chris Farley.
>>675305289
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24713263
Well shit, here's a source from a medical journal, and not a newspaper that used to be known for the motto "All the shit that's fit to print".
"Both AA and GA can form adducts with protein, DNA, and hemoglobin, and some of those adducts can serve as biomarkers for AA exposure; their potential roles in the linking of AA to human cancer, reproductive defects or other diseases, however, are unclear"
Ah shit. Looks pretty inconclusive.
And even if it did cause cancer, the point is that it wasn't the origin for Rob Ford's cancer, which was the original prognosis from Dr. Dipshit above.
>>675305465
Some possible causes of Liposarcoma:
1. Polycyclic hydrocarbons - found in grilled or charred meats (among a million other things).
2. Dioxin - found in food, mainly meat and dairy products. Dioxins are highly toxic and can cause reproductive and developmental problems, damage the immune system, interfere with hormones and also cause cancer.
3. Suppressed immune system - caused by eating McD's, weighing 500 lbs, drinking every day, and smoking crack.
Still wanna play? newfag.
Didn't think so...
>>675306674
You're trying so hard to save face man, you really need to do a little research before you start spouting shit off. If you keep that up, one day you're going to say something in real life and someone is going to call you out on it, or kick your ass over it, and you're going to deserve every second.
Secondly, citing his Liposarcoma is due to his obesity is like saying someone with large genitals has a higher chance of getting an STD because there is 'more of it than most people have'.
A weakened immune system has nothing to do with your dimwitted diagnosis of 'eating McD's, weighing 500 lbs, drinking every day, and smoking crack.' Note as well that your heavily edited entry is stated as 'possible' causes, not definite causes; for the most part Liposarcoma is still a rare type of cancer that we know very little of, and don't have anything conclusive just yet.
Am I advocating for being 500 lbs and eating McDonalds? Of course not you silly bitch, there are a ton of health complications that arise from that, but it is NOT tied to Liposarcoma.
Do your research.
Do your research.
Do your research.
And stop calling me a newfag, I'll bet you weren't even around for Puddi Puddi, you fuck.
>>675300171
Wasn't he Andy on According to Jim?
>>675308250
>A weakened immune system has nothing to do with your dimwitted diagnosis of 'eating McD's, weighing 500 lbs, drinking every day, and smoking crack.'
bruh, ALL of the above weakens ones immune system. Please please please.. you can't be this stupid. Honestly anon.. I'm worried about you.
McD's causes cancer. Anybody with an IQ over 75 knows that. Know what else causes cancer? Smoking crack, drinking alcohol, and being a fat fuck.
newfag.
>I'll bet you weren't even around for Puddi Puddi
confirmed max betafag.
>>675308747
They could be twins
>>675306674
I would love to see your post-mortem diagnosis' for other public figures as well.
Why did Jimi Hendrix die? He must have died because he was black!
Why did JFK die? It must have been because he had sex with Marilyn Monroe, and he probably got an STD.
Why did Bill Hicks die? It must have been because some of his audience weren't laughing, and laughter is the best medicine.
You dopey motherfucker.
>>675309321
what a newfag. lolololol
>>675309321
Hendrix died from an overdose. JFK got a bullet to the brain. Hicks smoked, so he died of cancer caused by smoking.
Only the good die young.
>>675308797
You know what else weakens the immune system? AIDS, and I hope you get it.
You're so desperate to make your argument work that you're twisting all the facts around post-hoc style and not hitting the mark.
I'm sitting here saying, "Listen man, it's raining due to atmospheric water vapor collecting in the clouds and gravity drawing it to earth."
And your rebuttal is, "Now listen here ya newfag, it's rainin' cus' that Indian chief did a rain dance over there. An' every time I've seen him dance, it's been rainin'"
Get a fucking clue you dumb shit.
If only this were real. I would definitely see this. It looks great.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RUY6lDja-DE
>>675300645
he didnt die from obesity, he had cancer man
let the bodies hit the ford
>>675310106
Now listen here ya newfag, you can't tell me that McD's doesn't cause cancer. Ford ate McD's all day long, as well as steaks and various other types of meat. His immune system was non-existent, and the booze and crack also contributed to his cancer.
The end.
>>675306674
I like how as soon as he was proven wrong about the cancer effects in humans he tried to move onto the next point like nothing happened.
Top kek.
>>675310528
no kidding Einstein. Nobody dies from obesity. They die from illnesses due to obesity. Obesity isn't what kills you; what kills you is the heart attack, the cancer, the heart disease, the stroke, etc.
RiP sweet prince.
truly a man of the people.
>>675310885
Now listen here ya newfag, you can't tell me that the indians dance doesn't cause rain. That indian danced all day long, as well as grooved and various other types of fancy moves. He danced so hard that it rained for days, and the jazz hands and rap beats also contributed to his raindance.
The end.
>Thats how you sound right now.
>>675310886
proved wrong? how so? nobody's proved me wrong yet.
>>675300171
>>675311387
Keep dancing in the rain, Anon. GG.
>>675310886
all you newfags are trying to convince me of is that McD's has no cancer-causing agents in it (which it's been proven to have cancer-causing agents in the food), that obesity doesn't cause cancer, that diabetes doesn't cause cancer, that a suppressed immune can't lead to cancer, that Dioxins - found in meat (which Ford ate every day) - don't cause cancer. Need I go on? You newfags are trying to state all of the above is not true. Oh, and you newfags trying to tell me that drinking alcoholism, smoking crack, weighing 500 lbs/obesity, and eating McD's doesn't lower ones immune system. Now I've heard it all.
Just read the above. That's all you newfags have offered by way of debate. If McD's doesn't lower ones immune system, what does it do then? Make it stronger? retards.
>>675311700
like how you had no actual response as nobody has actually proved me wrong. newfag.
>>675305465
Quit trying so hard you disgusting newfag. Just lurk moar.
>>675300171
That dude was hands fat the largest crack smoker that ever smoked crack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdwkopC8YTQ
i live in Toronto and had him as my mayor. dude was a fucking joke. every morning i'd wake up to his name in the local news 'cause he was out partying the night before. seen him at cookouts and shit (taste of the danforth). was always a trainwreck.
>>675311866
>all you newfags are trying to convince me of is that McD's has no cancer-causing agents in it (which it's been proven to have cancer-causing agents in the food), that obesity doesn't cause cancer, that diabetes doesn't cause cancer, that a suppressed immune can't lead to cancer, that Dioxins - found in meat (which Ford ate every day) - don't cause cancer. Need I go on? You newfags are trying to state all of the above is not true. Oh, and you newfags trying to tell me that drinking alcoholism, smoking crack, weighing 500 lbs/obesity, and eating McD's doesn't lower ones immune system. Now I've heard it all.
>Just read the above. That's all you newfags have offered by way of debate. If McD's doesn't lower ones immune system, what does it do then? Make it stronger? retards.
all you newfags are trying to convince me of is that the Indians dance doesn't make it rain (which it's been proven to have rain-causing chants in the danc), that a chant - passed down for generations (which the Indian sang out every day) - doesn't cause rain. Need I go on? You newfags are trying to state all of the above is not true. Oh, and you newfags trying to tell me that dancing really hard, having a spirit animal, going on a vision quest, and smoking the peace pipe doesn't cause rain. Now I've heard it all.
Just read the above. That's all you newfags have offered by way of debate. If an Indian rain dance doesn't cause the rain, what does it do then? Make it rain less? retards.
>This is still how you sound right now
>>675312539
duuuude. you're trying too hard. you're yet to disprove the guy's points. disprove a single one of his points then make dumb jokes.
>newfag
>>675303315
already ahead of you, been on it since last Saturday.
>>675300171
Jesus he was only 46? Top kek... he looked at least 10 years older.
Wow
>>675312673
samefag
>>675312840
>>675312673
samefag
>>675300171
>No link makes me think
I'm not going to get all sad unless I'm sure he's gone.
>>675300171
As a 905 fag, rob ford was a dumb ass for some of the shit he did. But other than that, he was kinda decent. He knew of the immigration issues, and the shit the city of Toronto will face. But he's a minority in his own city, he couldn't have done much.
Let this be a lesson to all you fat fucks!
>>675312689
>on a bender
>people offer concern
>"I just...I can't believe Rob is dead..it..I just.."
>tfw bender started two days before he died
>>675312673
You're not Rob Ford's doctor, before this thread you didn't know that his cancer was liposarcoma cancer.
Hell, you didn't even know what liposarcoma cancer was.
Now you come in here parading about going, "Oh, a fat guy died? Must have been because of his weight."
then we turn around and say, "Actually, he died of cancer."
and you're like, "Oh... must have been... uhh... fat cancer."
If Rob Ford had died this morning from an assassination attempt you probably would have told me that he died because he was a bigger target and not from the fucking gunshot wound.
Heres the facts.
Rob Ford's liposarcoma cancer was not caused by eating McDonalds, no matter how much you want it to be true. Yes, McDonalds is bad for you, it has a lot of health implications. No, liposarcoma is not caused by eating McDonalds.
>>675305083
>disliked
Not around the people I knew, we all loved the fat bastard.
What part of Markham are you in?
Based Unionville here.
>>675308250
You sure are a special kind of stupid
>>675310590
>I will, anon
I will
>>675314569
I disprove your central argument and your response is to go for Ad Hominem. Good job, you sure showed me defending your point like that.
Keep dancing man, I'm done, you just can't show someone reason that doesn't want to see it.
>>675312282
>Rob was the liquor
>Rob was the Crack
Fucking nice image, btw.
>>675311218
LOL he had Liposarcoma. That's literally fat cancer
>>675312487
>the guy you hate to love, but can't seem to help it
Admit it, Rob was an O.K guy.
>>675300171
weird, I remember seeing a RIP thread for him a few weeks ago..or was that a Mandela effect?
>>675315163
Cancer found within fat =/= Cancer caused by fat.
You're in your house right now, does that mean you are your house?
>>675312701
>he looks 56 years old
Eh, I don't see it.
>>675300171
he would have been awesome as AC/DC's lead singer too
>>675300171
Best possible outcome for him from a PR standpoint. He will be remembered as a jovial, hard driver that didn't take shit from weak naysayers.
They will forget he got drunk and high on government time and the taxpayer dollar. They will forget that he was a violent racist that bullied Toronto into working for him.
The problem still remains that his brother, who is much worse for Toronto than Rob was, could use the sympathy to continue to abuse the city.
>>675300825
Sugar and carbs fuel cancer. I bet that Lard ass was scarfing down dozen donuts every day. Plus all the other bullshit he shovled down his throat.
>>675311529
Not die, for one.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Jy312JCUQ
sleep tight
>>675316103
AIDS weaken the immune system and that would have increased the chance of liposarcoma cancer. I bet that Lard ass was fucking your mom in the ass every day. Plus all of her other holes, like when he shoveled his dick down her throat.
This thread causes cancer.
F
>>675316831
Yeah... probably bud
>>675313921
>liposarcoma cancer
>Sarcoma cancer
Sarcoma is a type of malignant tumor. There is no reason to say cancer after it. The more you know.
