Rap Thread
ima young man
Go on Omegle, My call me Dan
Met another fag from 4chan
Press next and repeat again
If you don't love kanye
Then you no real Kanye
No fiery Jew Kanye
No child abuse Kanye
But If you wanna stop it
Then you'll need power Kanye
No mortgage keep Kanye
The darkest meme Kanye
Moms spaghetti
>>675295154
off by one
so close son
>>675294499
world renowned
cuz he's brown
>>675294499
nigga rape me, nigga fuck me
nigga make me yo boy toy
nigga call me roy
nigga call me roy
nigga put a finga in me
nigga make me feel
nigga finna make me cum
nigga im yo best chum
nigga take my loaded gat
nigga spray me like a cat
nigga i love you
Niggers tongue my anus
The taste of a meme
Never gonna stop this
Shitposting machine
I like women genitalia
Gang gang
Turnup! Scur!
>>675294499
My scrotum, burst, fierce energy.
Why must it rain, grape no longer see, clear my mind, penis erect. Diamonds.
Sloppy ball bitches
muhammed gimi dat head
on a platter
i only like em fatter
niggas call me mad
hatter
When you fuck niggas sleepin I was workin
Keep the grass cut low so I can see the surface
They be in the cut like a surgeon
Gettin to the guap like its urgent
Nigga cross the fam, its curtains
Hardwork pays off and bitch I aint took a day off
Bitch im still up like I just snort an 8 ball
Her pussy a-1 like the steak sauce
I dont fall in love I throw the deuces then I take off
Been a long week somethin roaches and the kallos
Nigga we be workin I dont know what else to tell yall
Rather die standin on my feet than have to beg yall
If we got a problem imma knock his fuckin head off
Pray to Mr Benton levitatin kiss the ceilin
Nigga come up short snatch his children
Bitch im bout to stack a billion
Racks to millions
Throwin faggots off a buildin
This muthafucka workin like Kunta
Princess amoonda
Nigga halleljuah bitch im comin for the crown better bow down hoe and salute the fuckin ruler
Sippin PBR fuckin annheiser
Up all night like a vampire
I aint goin back to eatin lamshire
Bouta blow the money like a hand dryer
Eastside nigga to the death
And you a pussy ass nigga in the flesh
And if you playin with my bread and my pesh game d
I'll blow a fuckin hole in ya chest
Success dont just come to ya you gotta go up and get it
That shit dont just wake up and run to ya
So much ambition I wake up and get it
I sleep when I'm dead got a hustler's insomnia
im gay nigga
nigga look at my cars
nigga look at my weed
nigga look at my shoes
nigga look at my bitch
nigga look at my houses
nigga look at my money
nigga look at my guns
nigga look at my clothes
nigga look at my neck
nigga look at my wrist
nigga look at my ear
nigga just look nigga come on nigga
my nigga nigga nigga nigga
look nigga
nigga
nigga im tellin you im gay please believe me bruh
nigga someone better get 55
Madness ensues when this Jew's loose on the mic like the kike couldn't squash you like juice
i can rhyme nigga with nigga
it also rhymes with trigga, nigga
overused lines like scotty pippen
the rest of these niggas trippin
doin six four in a six four
pour some mo'
michael michael michael
jordan, tyson, jackson
it wouldnt be a rap song if i didnt reference them
dj spin it again
we at the trap house
cock in your bitch mouth
i own a gun
shooting guns is fun
fuck my chest
fuck my hole
niggas comin at me like a goal
E
square cheese
like a sandwich
eazy died
for our hair
jerry marry larry
nigga nigga niga
needles dope and opiates
who gives a fuck if this is about drugs get over it
all my culture does is sell drugs throw up gang signs
shoot up your block with a tech 9
because me and my niggers kill all you other niggers
almost get cock blocked
rhyme hickory dickory dock
she is going to suck my cock
while the niggas watch
skipadable doodle, I'm fucking a poodle
>>675294499
Roll To deliver
skip toll to shiver
Drink to kill my liver
Lick feet of tayswifter>>675294499
K K K Bah sicker then your average nigger killer, Twist niggers heads off fucking stink niggers and gayers, Chicken wing eating players triple K hooligans like Moonman, Dead right if they had rights fucking your mom every night, Moonman’s been smooth since days of killing jews never lose, never choose to. Flinch Jews who do something to us. Talk, go through us your mom walked to us, Get on a rape bus screw us screw us yeah KKK, Nigger babies I don’t give a fuck stick it up the butt dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy bang every porch monkey easily busily, Recently niggers fronting ain’t saying nothing my cock nigger suck it triple K mafia we’re on it.
When i was only a young man
My father told me that he had
A large package for my mother
I axed him to show it to me
turns out it was his dick
yea
call me cunt
but you can never fuck him hunt
bye you faggot
feel me nugget
Streichholzschachtel
i get cucked all day every day
literally all fucking day every fucking day
i love niggers fucking my wife
lets face it im a faggot
nigga boy please love me
im yo nigga
im yo one
nigga bring me joy
nigga make me laugh
nigga got a tight ass
bibbity boop bop your tasting my puddin pop
>>675294499
Is this the real SlimOP
carmex cherry lip balm
balls as big as bowling balls
folgers coffee in a cup
cosmic brownies with ice cream
thank you
>>675294499
Orange
nigga please fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me
nigga please love me me me me
nigga i want you so bad
nigga makin my nuts blue
nigga make me your bitch
nigga call me sue
Ring a ding
My thing
Is calling for ling
nigger beaner i dont speak burrito
nigger beaner i dont speak nachos
nigger beaner i dont speak quesadilla
nigger beaner i dont speak tortilla
nigger beaner i dont speak chalupa
nigger beaner i dont speak chimichanga
nigger beaner i dont speak guacamole
nigger beaner i dont speak tostada
nigger beaner i dont speak tamale
Challenge accepted, don't have a mic so I ain't rapping shit, also check em, also the game. 360 no scope dubs shot from across the map scrubs.
nigga
nigga
nigga
This is /b/ comedy
>>675303858
nigga be with me
nigga feel with me
i wanna be your one and only
i dont want to be lonely
nigga be inside me
nigga
lock eyes from across the room
walk the dinosaur
Ring a ding ding, banana phone
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts
Another life spent forever alone
A living beacon of sin to never atone
yeah im a cow and thats right i pissed in your milk
im not even gonna tell you what i did to the sour cream
>>675302218
Fuck the coons on social media and their enablers on Wikipedia,
Fuck the media in general
Because they fuelled this fire
The result they're gonna get is not what they desire
The result of course being the day of the rope;
Hanging all the niggers and turning jews into soap
The thought of that shit is extremely dope
And it's coming soon, I can only hope
Fuck bitches for the suck
I'm a spazmoid
fucked ur dad in da azzboy
imam gangsta
not really psycke
i'm a psycho
not really
still can't ride my bike
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
at the casino nigga 55 on black
at the casino nigga 55 on red
nigga 55 nigga
nig
i fart in your general direction
Stiff penis
On Venus
I broke up with my ex girl
Here's the number...
Sike! That's the wrong number
Nigger faggot
>>675294499
Watch these dubs you scrubs,
while a hook a hidden camera and watch yo mamas in the tub.
>>675294499
wololololololololololololololo
Nigger you ain't seen such a giant fag as me
I never deliver, because I'm OP.
I ask for dubs, you roll trips,
But I just keep on sucking dicks.
beat the nigger like a rented mule but dont kill him
just keep beating him
The end.
>>675305488
>Sike
wut? I think he can't spell psyche
>>675305274
55 shades of nigga
nigga my chances only get bigga
yeah
goin 95 on a 55
yeah
beat me like its 55
mlk semper fi
spent 55 on my chain
if i dont get 55 nigga imma go insane
>>675305755
aww yeah
>>675305488
>>675305755
>>675305855
you can now
>>675305855
Fuck you. Haha
>>675305855
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>675305755
RAP RAP RAP FAGGOT
I'm a lyrical-spiritual-miracle-individual-spiritual-miracle-lyrical...
Flippin' and skippin' and dippin'
Nigger
>>675305755
if this guy dont do it i will do it im the back up nigga>>675305855
>>675306354
Just do it faggot
>>675306354
sounds good fam
>>675305767
you can't rap for shit
you spit from your clit-sized dick, prick
if you think your clit-dick can stop my big dick, you gotta notha thing cummin trix
so you best be runnin or imma dump my cum in your motha's buns
this ain't fun anymore, you're ass so sore be careful it don't hit the door on your way out, whore
>>675306354
Get rapping nigga and upload this shit to the youtubes
fuck you nigger faggots im dropping my mixtape
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ju8GwYlI8L
rawl
>>675306935
your mix makes me wanna slit my wrists
it's the equivalent of ten cysts on the tip of my dick when I'm tryna piss
it sucks more than a whore at a crack convention
so get back to detention
don't try any redemption
cuz you fucked up so bad your name ain't even gettin mentioned
>>675306935
Damn son
keep this thread alive you fucks do in it
>>675308516
bumpity bump, can't stump the trump
>>675308516
>>675308760
hump the bump tuck frump
>>675307314
Then you vocAroo it faggot
>>675294499
Nigga (x7), I'm 200% nigga
Nigga (x7), why do police hate niggas?
Nigga (x7), they hate us cause our dicks is bigga
Nigga (x7), why you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga (x7), cause im a mother fucking nigga!
Nigga (x7), why you drink so much beer?
Nigga (x7), I dont drink beer, I drink malt liquor
>>675294499
I suck
applesauce
through a bennnnndyyy straw
>>675308516
hows it goin so far
Poptart
Big pussy lovin
Pop that pussy into my heart
Toaster oven.
>>675306935
WHERE'S THE REST YOU NIGGER
>>675294499
i rap about shit here and there
stomping the wtc down like the prince of bel air
yeah
i dont give a fuck but you make me sick
stay away with your gf, im like a muslim i fear that pig
show up late
thread already flooded with ear rape
is this shit real or a mistake?
whole thread is a typo
no reason to waste flow
cant think of anything else to say
so time to go and suck a dick
cos its less gay
>>675298537
Are you being fucking serious? You better be trolling posting this shit.
>>675309959
Exhibit A.
I hear what you say, but it's ok
Nobody needed your addition anyway.
You straight, no wait, that shits gay.
Suckin dick like a bitch, tell your dad i said hey.
>>675310309
no sir
>>675294499
My name is Jamar
I come from afar
There's a bomb in my car
Allahu Akbar
i recorded it gimmi a sec
OP here
AKA SlimOP
This thread was fun
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PaNcaSm93C
>>675310628
Allah at ya boi!
bump to keep alive
its uploading keep it alive guys
>>675310496
>part 2
time to wash my butt
so it will be less smelly
when i wave it in your face
because my rhymes are tight
you jelly?
>>675311484
got your back my dude
My name is panda
And I'm a panda
I'm a panda... Bear.
>>675310745
i dig the music but fuck you op shits on 70 percent
>>675311484
Yes. Please. Take this fucking crap somewhere else, you fucking NIGGERS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1RevKH_R1A&feature=youtu.be
its up tell me if somethings wrong
>>675311759
No I'm not jelly, this my jam bitch.
Mix it up on my peanut butter sandwich.
Take a bite chew it up and spit some more
Tear you off like my crust, hit the floor.
>>675312349
playing it right now, seems to be fine so far /b/rother. also, you are a fucking gentleman and a scholar for delivwaring.
>>675312624
good shit guy, enjoy my wonky white boy flow
>>675312786
its good as hell lol btw im the one who posted the long ass rap part. the best part is that you are pronouncing everything and not using any slang. lovin it my dude
>>675313204
that shit fucked my day up kek
>>675312464
Betta pick an choose them battles
I get em skull rattled fucked while you tattle
Shouldn't have seen this Freddy dream
Beneath your head the glove split you at the seams
Call me mean, it's what happens when you got the cream
A vicious cycle that got me flicking your bitches bean
A new nigga coming on the scene
Twists ya lips and don't give two shits as I double team ya britches, leave you with no stitches and flipped you up like that nigga James Dean
>>675313526
was definitely worth it
>>675312349
I'm glad you enjoyed my contributions.
>>675313601
Start the new rap roll from here
>>675314809
>>675313642
>>675313204
>>675312624
thanks my nigga nigga niggas
>>675313601
Battles, ha bitch, this is war
words like daggers make your ears sore
The scene is dead like a fuckin poets society
What's ya name, why you here, No one cares, sobriety.
You drunk, go home before you make yourself sick
gagging like you got throat made outta dick
Truth be told, I like ya flow an what you gotta say
Mad reps /b/rother, you made my day
I am gay
>>675312349
cancerous
Make a new thread op
Oh shit I'm out of chutney
>>675315620
hey atleast i did it you fuck
>>675315897
you didn't even put a beat behind your rap
autistic/10
>>675316051
i didnt want it to 404 i was rushin fuck you
>>675315014
all the same person lol
>>675316299
It takes literally 10 seconds to search "rap beat" on google and let that shit play in the background
your braindead retarded
>>675315897
>>675316299
>>675312349
Not only that you missed out moonman
If you're gonna deliver do it full not halfassed
There's no need to lie folk, Why you sleepin' wit ya eyes closed?
I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly
Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth
Niggers in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex
Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin
My paragraph alone is worth five mics / A 12-song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)
Don't try to treat me like I ain't famous My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus
You're a child of destiny/You're the child of my destiny/You're my child with the child from Destiny's Child
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny
First family will gradually lift that ass up like gravity
I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian
>>675316570
shut the fuck up and appreciate that he actually did it. you can always play a rap beat and rap this thread over it if you were that concerned about it not having a beat you neanderthal. guess you never heard the "if you want something done right, do it yourself" saying.
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>>675316843
Weak AF garbage baby ass "rhymes"
>>675316952
It's gonna be okay
>>675316603
fuck moon man guy ahh you put some beats on it faggot
>>675316496
well fuck you i love you
>>675317686
thanks for the reassurance. got worried there for a bit
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>>675316952
thanks guy
>>675317701
fuck you too and i love you too
my name is lenny
if 55, the person below does it
>>675294499
hey it geg
tex back
