I'll start I masturbate at work everyday while shoppers
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I'll start
I masturbate at work everyday while shoppers are in close proximity
I come from an extreamly homophobic family and I fap to traps
Had sex with my sister
>>675287432
Not a thing wrong with that, I've always thought about doing it but I just can't, it feels awkward
>>675287608
More info plz
i gave a blowjob to a guy in a movie theater
on our first date
when he was 4 years older than me (14-18)
was my first time giving a blowjob
>>675287251
not too far ago i made my female dog lick my pussy.
It's awkward between us now.
>>675287251
what does " we ha sec all ve rets" mean?
>>675287715
What movie did you go see?!!
>>675287828
Hell if I know
>>675287870
i have no idea.. didn't end up watching the movie all that much, i know he found it funny since he laughed a couple of time
>>675288042
I had a similar experience but I was getting blown, if I'm not mistaken the movie was teenage mutant ninja turtles
>>675288373
how did you get her to do it? (or him)
>>675287638
IDK, I'll probably be out of the house in seconds if someone will find out, well whatever rocks my boat i guess.
>>675287671
she is my half sister and she lifes at my place because her/ my parents are fucking losers. I work as an ship mechanic so I make a lot of money so I can Pay for her Uni. So I can home after 3 month on see ( horny as fuck) she said she would cook for me. So I went in the shower after 10 min she came in and said dinner would be almost ready. 2 min later she sneeked in the sower. I said what you doing sis and she just wishperd ssshhh in my ear and started rubbing my cock. And that's how it started
>>675288890
10/10 would fap again
>>675288488
She wasn't very interested in the movie and we had talked about previously, we were talking and she bought it up, but she was kind of joking, and then I said " I most definitely wouldn't mind " and she just went for it
>>675289260
ohh wow so she actually brought it up, he is the one that brought it up saying i would be too scared to do that kind of things.. so i did because i was stupid
>>675289184
Haha pussY was 10/10 would fuck again if not related
I don't even like my boyfriend, but I'm only with him because he looks after me. I haven't worked for years and if I told anyone I'd be homeless.
>>675289731
Damn your fucked up and that comes from the guy who fucked his sister
>>675289731
Do you cheat on your bf?
>>675289498
Yeahh, I don't like to force anyone to do that type of stuff
>>675290323
No, I hardly leave the house. I mainly just watch netflix and read.
>>675290460
he didnt force me per say, more like.. convince me since i was younger (kinda coerced i guess)
>>675287251
So you're the guy. I've seen you masturbate and you're good.
>>675290579
Oh so you're a fat lazy bitch . Do you at least give him sex ?
>>675290807
Let's hope so for that poor dude
>>675290739
Glad you are enjoying my services
I had sex with a friend
And i like it
>>675287251
>We ha Sc all ve rets
The fuck's that suppose to mean?
>>675291064
Post multiple webms or it didn't happen
>>675287251
i hate my wife, she has a shitty job she tries to make sound important, but she doesn't help pay any bills.
she spents all her money on herself, and i'm paying the mortgage, electric, insurance, car payments.
the only reason i'm still here is because i love my kids, and don't want to turn into an every other weekend dad. the state I live in fucks men when it comes to child custody cases.
>>675288890
to you sir, pic related
I've cheated on 3 of my last girlfriends. I'll probably do it to the next one too.
>>675291072
Why is that a secret?
>>675287251
I have a hidden penis.
>>675287251
I was diagnosed with cancer 2 weeks ago.
>>675291388
because it was strange :)
>>675291470
How so?
I want my friends to fuck my gf
>>675291451
i'm sorry anon.
I hope it works out.
>>675291451
Dude....... Is it terminal
>>675290807
Whatever he wants. He's into some kinky things too. Feelsbadman.jpg
>>675291377
Sad story man. But it's nice you think that way about your Kids. Me and my Sisters dads left us with our junky mom. It's tough being the "man" at home when you just 5 years old
>>675291808
so.. you are pretty much a prostitute?
>>675291377
Same here dubs
I love my kid and as much as I hate my fucking gf I cannot leave my kid .I feel like I would be a good dad but at the same time my kid would not grow up with me . Curse the time I decided to bust a nut in this bitches vagina . There's nothing we can do either we suck it up and raise our kids or watch them get raised by some cuck the mom finds
I fap to traps, but I'm not attracted to men.
>>675291808
Well since this is anon how about you show me some titts? It's not like you're cheating on him and you don't even like him . Just to make sure you don't pull any titts off google post a little note next to those sexy titties . Write "rawwr" and I will believe you
>>675292263
This
I came in my pants while working next to my co-worker. Also I stuff my ass with random stuff when im drunk
>>675291930
>>675292007
thanks b/ros, my kids are the bright spot in my existence. i'm just happy that someone out there to the time to write something nice.
stay strong
>>675292518
No prob and you too
>>675291958
I've thought that a few times. But most housewives are like this, so I don't know.
>>675292263
When you give me a house to live in I'll send you all the 'titts' you want.
>>675287251
I planned the bombing in brussels.
I still have some passwords of my ex and occasionally upload nudes to 4chan
>>675288890
Lol no. You exposed yourself with "sis".
>>675289923
I'm doing the security job on weekends just for the strip-searches, I don't really care who enters the clubs I'm standing in front of.
>>675291557
I want to be your friend
>>675287251
I have a ton of oc nudes from my ex but i still love her even though shes with someone else
I can only wipe my ass standing up. I cannot do it while sitting on the toilet and it's pretty awkward to do in public bathrooms
>>675287251
love robbing walmart, gotta way with around 3 grand but im not dumb and stopping while a head
>>675287828
Don't dead, open inside
>>675293453
Only austisticsts wipe standing up
>>675293527
Any tips?
>>675293589
Yea I know...
>>675289731
In the long run, you know you're absolutely fucking yourself over, right? Get a job.
>>675292792
Ahhhh so you've been exposed . You probably don't look good anyway . Housewife? Wtf you are using your bf I wish I knew who he was and I would expose you fucking cunt . You don't get any wife tittle or anything you're just a free loader bitch . If I were him I would tie you up in a closet and only use you for sex no one will miss you since nobody likes you . I would only feed you doc crackers and water and cum all over you and don't shower you at all so all my cum will dry in your hair and face . Fucking cunt I feel bad for the /b/ro who is getting played by a lazy fucking cunt
>>675287827
known plenty of girls who have done this. i even got to watch a couple times. dont be ashamed its actually quite common among younger woman
>>675293709
>implying women are good at anything>>675293589
>>675293159
Bet you like to feel dicks don't you
>>675291808
that's actually pretty hot. What kind of stuff does he do to you?
>>675293766
Buttmad virgin detected
>>675293182
kek
>>675293942
Believe what you want I know your facts and you don't know shit about me .
>>675293766
>being this virginal
>>675293837
I don't. Women do have the right to wait for a woman that does the examination but some don't know about that right and some know but don't want to wait half an hour for some woman coming down, those are small clubs.
>>675292049
I fap to full blown hard gay porn while sucking bananas and fucking myself with cucumbers.
Never been attracted to another man in my life.
>>675293766
Sounds more like he's using her bro.
>>675293766
they all are, they all are
I am living as a straight man, but I think I could get off sexually just as well as a gay bottom. The weird thing is when I'm with a woman, I want to do the same stuff to her that would probably get me off if a guy did it to me. WTF is that all about? Like, I like to fuck women up the ass and get my cock sucked by them. The only reason I'm not living as a bisexual is I'm lazy and I don't like the idea much.
>>675293453
I wipe standing too. I dont understand how people wipe sitting
>>675287251
Sucked off a black guy in my car in the school parking lot. After, I panicked thinking he was going to tell people.
So I went to the office and told them he raped me.
He went to Juvie, I had to go to another school. My bf never really believed me and a few weeks later he dumped me. I told all our friends that he thought I was lying and most of them left him alone.
I later dated his ex-best friend.
>>675291808
Get a fucking job and move out... That's pretty fucking lazy and bad
Get some self respect then men will respect you
All my friends are girls and when I spend the night at there house I go in the bathroom and cum in there shoes
>>675293159
You mean patdowns? U don't fucking strip search people going I to a fucking club u twat
>>675289923
Fucking kek
>>675293453
I was the same way till a few years ago
>>675290579
Kill yourself, Hannah.
>>675295944
Dubs.
Also, fuck you.
>>675295944
Kill yourself... You ruined someone's life and they will have to register as a sex offender
>>675296741
Not if he is a juvenile
>>675296741
>Nigger
Nothing of value was lost.
I've 'molested' four girls at house parties off campus so far this semester. I just fingered them. The two wearing skirts were easy enough, but being cold so far this semester, two of them were wearing jeans. That was tricky. Of course all four were too drunk to really fight back at least for the first twenty seconds or so. You have to pull them into a closet, something that takes a lot of charm, and move fast before they begin to fight back. After twenty seconds they "wake up" and decide the don't want to be there.
I'm not ashamed of this. I intend to keep doing it.
>>675297547
Reported
I had sex in a movie theater with my ex, it was kinda thrilling tbh
>>675287251
I'm poor and struggling, but secretly, I love my job.
I wish I could go back to school because I enjoy learning.
>poor
Live in America so, not 3r world poor, but I'm finding it hard to get rid of my loans. while making ends meat.
Ive never met a stupider person than my boss
He is the stupidest person
>unbiased opinion
>general consensus
I love the X-files.
and I never show emotion other than anger.
I never learned to love....
I'm a super great person and I find that people really enjoy being around me and I know how to have fun. I enjoy them as well. but I dont show it.
>Be at Burning Man 2015.
>Tripping off acid for the first time
>6 hits deep.
>feelsweird.jpg
>meet a cute girl and we get to talking.
>after a few hours at some sound camp we walk around in the dark.
>Find a makeshift cuddle fort with hundreds of stuffed animals on a trampoline.
>proceed to go inside.
>coming down a little off the acid now after 24 hours.
>proceed to get my dick sucked.
>nut all in her mouth.
>she gags a little.
>turn her around and fuck her bareback no fucks given.
>she must've taken something too because she passed out after cumming twice.
>still tripping a little, decide to put it in her ass.
>tfw shes never had anal.
>go as hard as humanly possible for about twenty minutes, then pull out and cum right in her pussy.
>stole all her clothes and left her there in the dead of night covered in sweat and cum.
>10/10 would do again
>>675297996
Tumblr/reddit landwhale detected
>>675299387
Have fun in the pokey, FAGGOT
>>675287251
>be me
>hate horsefucker bronies
>actually is a closet brony
i want to die OP
>>675299522
Yes newfag the feds believe everyone's stories here
had regular sex with a 15 year old for four years. i was ten years older.
>>675299698
>50% of the people here aren't actual feds in disguise
>>675299713
She must have had been born on 29th of febuary
>>675299713
How does one stay 15 for four years? Didn't he have birthdays? Or was he born on February 29th in a leap year and is really 60?
>>675300357
well he either started when she was 11 years when he started or 19 when they stopped, which meant he would have been 21, or 25 initially...
>>675300600
stopped when she was 19. went to college halfway across the country. miss the fuck out of her.
Raw dogged my cousin
I recently stopped being a paedophile
>>675295944
fuck you bitch, you deserve any harm that life does to you
>>675287251
I allowed my daughter to pose as a nude model.
>>675295944
You are a fucking asshole and should an hero by drinking a bottle of bleach.
>>675297547
That's a lot of rapey effort for just a little bit of payoff
>>675293453
Same here Anon.
>>675287251
I love killing puppy's and dogs brutally its so much fun
>>675291557
cuck
>>675300997
She had the nicest pair of tits on her...she is 2 yrs older than me, it started as teasing first. Flashing me, letting me touch myself while I stared at them. Then, one day she asked if I thought they were pretty... Durrrrr durrrr uh fuckin yeah i just fap to them...
>tells me to touch them if i want
>totally not scared and dive in
>tells me to whip it out and fap
>fap while fondling beaitiful tits
>mfw tells me i can cum on them
>cont?
I am dating an under aged girl
>>675287827
Don't worry about it, I've done it too and lots of my friends have.
>>675301801
Actually the 'rapey' is pretty easy. Just find a drunk girl, drunk so she has clouded inhibitions, and sweet talk her into a nearby room or closet, lock the door behind you and immediately get to work. I've been surprised how easy it is. But that 20 second mark is a mother fucker. I think most girls are wired to 'submit' in a weird way judging from how they tense up in these situations. I'm hoping that eventually I'll find a girl who won't struggle and will let me go further or want to suck me off.
Got my girlfreind pregnant last month. Then I kinda pushed her into an abortion that I paid for.
We're still doing really well surprisingly, but for a week there things looked pretty grim.
>>675299241
holy shit i wanna go there
>>675299663
>be me
>hate bronies
>acctually a horsefucker
your welcum
>>675287828
Ha Sec
Sound familiar?
There is a code that has a ghost bin in this thread. If you are smart enough
>>675301203
Im doing ok actually. Moved away. I think the guy is out now.
we ha sec all ve rets
>>675302682
Good for you. You shouldn't be cornered into a major lifelong commitment.
>>675293307
i too
>>675301629
No thinks. I like being alive.
>>675295944
shame, girl, shame
I can write a story when I had 8 years very... fucked up, but real
Should I dump it?
>>675287251
i love to sniff my little sister's scent.
before sleep we spoon up and usually i bury my face in her hair and enjoy the skin on the back of her neck.
and very often fap thinking about her.
My computer was hacked and 6 nudes of me was leaked, with my full name and a pic of my Facebook page. They were shared on 4chan and volafile. Guys wrote to me on Facebook. The tried to intimidate me, but I turned it around and they all ended up saying sorry to me. In the start I panicked, but then I realised; I look great on the pics, and that I shouldn't care.
I piss in the sink to save money on the water bill
>>675303379
I do feel bad about it all.
>>675303424
k, better be worth it
>>675291386
They all cheated on you before you cheated on them.
>>675303092
Lulz Sec is at it again
>>675291557
May sure they pay you first.
>>675287251
evwryday I go to the grocery store next to my house to buy stuff that I don't even need just to see him
Im getting fat and poor but whatever... At least I can see his lovely face.
I was psychologically abused by my mom during most of my childhood and nobody would believe me
>>675287251
You wont call me a nigger! I live in N. Carolina and my phone number is 9108241577, and my Kik is ResidentEvilWithin and my name is Bayori Krysauzer! And I have three twitter accounts! @UltimateFangs @HowlsOfAnguish @AsTimeWillProve. My instagram is heavens_devide lol you wont call me shit you faggots!
>>675303605
anyway the boy was a nigger
>>675304178
Yes. And thats why I freaked out. If people knew I have a nigger head Id be in some shit
>>675304090
Seymour Skinner
>>675303424
>be 8
>Mother sister and me went to Argentina to visit our family
>I just saw them once, but I dont even remember
>I met my 2 cousins
>One was cool but kinda retarded
>The other one was an adopted negro cuz my aunt was too old to have one
>She was a bitch, so was her son
>Forced to be with him, fuck I hated him
>We were playing San Andreas
>He offers me to show me the streatease club
>fuckyes.jpg
>Her mother comes as she hears us
>Long fuckin speech about we are just 8 and shit
>Just as she turned around I say to my cousin that we are going anyways
>He yells at her what I just said
>Fuck that shit nigga
>Aunt looks at me with these eyes, demon eyes
>even longer speech about no sex relationed things
>Decide to take my revenge
>Another day we were playing together under the desk, we build a fortress
>I was just a 8 yo kid, I forgot about what happend
>But casually remember
>I kicked him on the face
>Really fucking bad, a crack soudn and there was blood everywhere
>He was sort of crying, panciked because my aunt will be here any second if he keeps screaming
>kissedhim
>He stopped crying
>We looked straight in the eyes
>wtf.jpg
Should I cont?
>>675304090
Meh, it's because it's your mother. Everyone still thinks my mother is lovely, even though she kept kicking/hitting me til I bled and pulled my hair, ears, and so on. Also kept insulting me, telling me I was worthless (7 years since I moved from her and I still think I am) and she also kept telling me I was getting fat so I started eating less, ended up being 170 cm and weighed 49kg, average weight for a 170cm tall female is 60-65kg, so I was way too underweight.
But seriously, people will not believe you just because she is your mother. All the social workers and such, kept blaming my father, saying he was brainwashing me and shit, when the real problem was my mother.
>>675287251
my secret is that im poor and begging for donations paypal.me/Cren
>>675304938
cool
>>675304793
Yes. Don't even ask, just continue.
>>675304861
Norman Bates
>>675304861
Yeah, I know the feeling, she even tried calling child services on my dad to frame him.
And she always posts on Facebook about what a "strong independent woman" she is, but always plays the victim.
>>675305277
My mum did the same. I only visit her sometimes because she got another kid with another man shortly after I left so I gotta make sure she takes proper care of the kid. She's 5 now.
>>675287608
Me too. Both Of them. I miss it.
I'm cheating with my best friend's ex.
i rip the icloud of everyone I know that I possibly can. Friends, family, stangers, gf, exes, best friends, best friends gf's, corworkers. Everyone, I cant stop, its too awesome but I feel like it is going to bite me in the ass eventually.
>>675304793
>I dont know why that liked me, this blodish nigger faggotry liked me, not in a sexual way, just another way of fun
>but he didnt
>We start kissing each other
>like, really really really pedo shit
>Stops the bleeding and Im like, fuck yes
>He says "Yo anon, this is ok for you, rgiht? We are from teh same family, nothing wrong will happend"
>Inside kek as I knew he was adopted but he dont
>Didnt gave a shit at that moment
>We stopped when his mother came and saw us one lying at the top of the other, with a lot of blood
>She screams and grab her son, leaving me alone
>Oh yaws
>Just played San Andreas when they were driving him to the hospital
>Obviously went to the streaptease club
>brokednose.avi
I cant even understand how he didnt kept screaming but k
>Same night we were told to get a shower together
>ohjesuschristno
>He looks me with the most faggot look ive ever seen in my entire life
>Went to the bathroom
>get naked
>btw Im japanesse
>So there we were, fully naked
>And suddenly, once we were at the bathtub he starts wanking me
>So do I
>I dont know why but I did
>He turns around and asks me to put my dick on her butt
>I dont know why I just wasnt thinking at that moment, I was just doing
>tried
>failed
>Too tight
>Now he asks me to suck him off
>lol wtf no
>Fooled with me, and said that he will tell her mother that I was the one who broke his nose
>fucking nigger, I trusted you
>Obviously I wasnt going to put a dick on my mouth
>Jack him off with the knob and a lot of spit
cont.
>>675287251
yesterday I had a paranormal experience
>>675306393
you fucked?
>>675306941
not much but, this night i wanna try to recall that spirit
I liked this girl in elementary school.
Like first grade.
She went to the bathroom one time and I said I had to go.
So when she was done I went in and drank the toilet water.
No idea why.
>>675302310
ỲES!
>>675306381
>I slept at his house, but after the shower nothing happend
>Next day, on the afternoon
>We were playing again, this fortress shit with a lot of pillows
>But under the bed
>And it happens again
>But this time he wants to put her penis on my butt
>Say why not to him
>But "You'll keep it as tight as you can, anon" to me
>tried
>failed
>And sucks me off
>I dont feel a shit, not even a sparkle of pleasure
>Now its my turn
>But again, I use my techinque of the Knob/spit
>This happens again and again along my visit there.
>One day I get tired of taht shit, cuz that nigger didnt get a shower or anything
>I refuse
>He warns me that he will tell her mother
>I saw go for it
>When he is going downstairs I push him
>Hits his head
>Breaks his arm and knee
>ohshitohshitohshit
>All family comes and they hear the sound of her unconcsious body falling down stairs
>Im there like stone, freezed, I thought he was dead
>Wake up the next morning at the hospital
>Nothing happend, but forgot about some things
>Forgot that I broke his nose
>awwyus
>didnt forgot about what we did
>I had to go back to my home after that day on the hospital
>We never talked about this
>Some days ago I heard that he is now a priest
FUCKINGTOPKEK
>>675287251
I have a fetish for women pissing, farting, and shitting. Had it since I was 12.
>>675304793
>>675306381
>>675307643
wtf is this pedo shit
>be me, 8 y/o
>go over to friend's house for a playdate
>we want to watch tv but friend's dad is using the one in the living room
>decide to go upstairs and watch tv in his parents' bedroom
>about 20 mins into the movie, friend lets out fart
>stinks worse than a sewage treatment plant that's overflowing with the shits of a thousand lactose intolerant cows
>seeing my reaction, my friend dares me to sniff his butt
>no way in hell bro
>double dog dares me
>shitjustgotserious.mp3
>friend pulls down his pants and gets in doggy style position on the bed
>take one long drawn out sniff 2 inches away form his butthole and nearly vomit
>now I TRIPLE dog dare him to sniff mine, he agrees
>pull down pants and get in the same position
>friend says, "alright, here goes nothing..."
>right as I can feel the air being drug across my asscrack from his inhale, his dad opens up the door
>completely speechless for a sec before, "what the HELL are you guys doing??!"
>friend immediately pulls back in horror, I fall off the bed trying to quickly pull my pants back up
>friend's dad yanks him off the bed and pulls him out of the room
>comes back in 2 mins, "it's time for you to walk home anon"
>walk a few blocks back to my house and mom is there waiting for me with an expression somewhere between horror and disbelief
>mfw when I never went back to his house again and still contemplate wtf I was thinking to this day
>>675287828
We all have secrets.
>>675309792
you don't say br0?
I want my wife to suck sucking other guys cock but 2 afraid to ask her
I give my boss blowjobs at work :/
