Now that all the wage cucks have left lets have a NEET general.
What are my fellow NEETs going to do today?
>>675277669
>tell mom I'll find a job
>burrow car all day driving from wifi cafes to other wifi cafes
>tell her it's a rough market for a guy like myself
>she has no idea
>>675277858
kek
your mom sucks dude. my mom will make tendies and feed them to me while I play xbox
Beat my son too death. If he doesn't come home with a fucking job
>>675277669
I don't have to work
$3000 a month allowance
Feels good man
>>675277669
Relaxing and organizing my porn collection. Another enjoyable day.
How about you, op?
>>675277669
Wage cuck here, getting ready to go to taiwan with my gf to visit her family, sure dose suck making 40 bucks an hour , owning a nice big plot of land a nice brand new Truck and being able to tale vacations and see the world. ;^(
I wish I was a dependant neet!
>>675278016
>$3000 a month allowance
howd you nab a 3k a month allowance?
>>675278013
Hypocrite
>>675277858
lol funny guy
>>675278075
This, I'm sick of being NEET. You other assholes are either in denial or just plain autistic.
>>675277669
wage slave here...how do you earn your money? i mean no source of income to buy whatever the fuck you want surely someone has to pay for it
>>675278075
>buying a plastic pice of shit that half of it was made in mexico
>implying none of us have land
How much do they take out of your check for us every month?
>>675278276
Probably his parents
>>675278276
Disability legally blind. I am not allowed to drive so the government pays me to even out my disadvantage.
>>675278329
>buying a plastic pice of shit that half of it was made in mexico
What the fuck are you referring to?
listening to music chilling out reading 4chan going to do some more work on my website when i cba to. maybe will go gym or for a run i dunno yet. NEET life on easy mode
>>675278329
Not all that much I get paid weekly to help lower income tax :^) get a trade normie. I shold lose 66% but I get 33% thanks unions!
>>675277669
I used to be a neet like you guys. I'm currently working a shit job for shit pay and studying on the side. And its feels a million times better than doing nothing. I hope you guys get your act together at some point because no matter how "great" you might think your lifestyle is, the truth is you guys live a sad life.
>>675278335
shit... i been working since i was 16 (30 now) i get what i need and i got what i want. im set
>>675278381
that is a legit condition i can understand. my girlfriend's doctor wont let her work because of deteriorating discs in her back and Fibromyalgia she's facing having to have surgery but she knows im down to help her with the kids any time
>>675278095
Got hurt in the military
I guess it's technically a pension.
I'm 26 and get 36k a year for life. tax free
>>675278437
He's talking about the truck you dense mother fucker.
>>675278075
implying none of us have money or go on holidays or go own houses and land. You just dont get it.
>>675278381
Then how can you read this? Have fun making broomsticks you blind fuck
>>675278540
>I feel better for doing something
>I feel better for being a slave to Mr.Shekestienberg
>I feel better because I'm not at home doing nothing
Good thing I can do something while still being NEET huh? Pathetic fuck kek.
>>675278381
sucks man. Hope you make the most out of the money and your life tho
I work from home usually. Going to help my brother-in-law paint his new house when I feel like getting off the couch.
>>675277669
Watching some Hell on Wheels and.. Nothing. maybe I'll wok some veggies later, I'm into that now.
What a waste of space I've become.
>>675278606
How the fuck can he comment on what it's made of or where it comes from if all he know about it is that it's a truck?
>>675278540
>shit job
>shit pay
>indebts self to pay for shit tier degree.
you'll be back don't worry
>>675278676
>implying you do anything but sit around and rot
>>675278676
I was talking about nothing in the context of work. But laugh at me all you want. It wont make your life any less sad
>>675278771
I'm actually not in debt. I dont live in the us
NEET at the end of his rope, here. I have 2 weeks until my mom finds out I'm not in school anymore. No skills, no motivation to do shit; so probably hanging myself.
>mfw I just got a good paying factory job
>mfw I've never held a job for more than a year
>mfw I'll probably be a neet fag again soon
>>675278602
Why haven't i ever thought of that?
Ill just join the army and shoot myself in the foot!
>>675278957
how did you end up in this pickle
>>675278381
I'm actually 30% blind, what's your disability check like, and what is the qualifications for legally blind? I'm not willing to give up my freedom to drive and do things to be a neet but still.
>>675277669
Looking for a job, applying online hoping in vain, calling employment agencies. Poor fag living at home in the city. Even my little sister has a job so me being unemployed gets me the dirty looks by everybody. I don't have the luxury of being NEET and I'm okay with that, I just wish the job markets were better.
>>675278957
Go get an entry level job. Itll be shit but will also make you appreciate the free time you have and you will spend it better. You can always find a better job down the road but you wont if you never start
>>675278969
factory worker here... dude gotta get yourself outta that mindset. i've never held a job more than five years. but im working on my 4th year at this company. i hate every second of it but i put up with it because its a paycheck. you just gotta find something that occupies you outside of work
>>675279096
what do you all day besides job search
>>675277669
>go around looking for jobs
>ask for applications wherever I can
>never bring them home to show mom
>tell her I submit them after I fill them out
>I don't, there is a literal stack of incomplete job applications in my desk drawer
>>675278957
Apply for a job at a retirement home, They are almost always looking for more employees.
Just be prepared to wipe green shit from wrinkly butts.
>>675278602
That's good for you man, what are you gonna do when you suicide yourself all over your bathroom floor though?
>>675279092
You need to come from a poor household to get supplemental social income.
My vision is 20/200 or so and you CAN still get a check AND drive. You will be given limits such as no driving past sunset and can't drive on highways. You will need a specialist to give you literal googles with a telescope attached to drive.
Payment varies by state and if you are living alone with parents or have kids. I live with my parents so I get paid the least about 710 a month. With a job I could make more. I'm 23.
>>675278938
I'm in the US and I have no debt, because I was fortunate enough to have parents who weren't slobs and could afford some of my education, the rest I got on a scholarship because I didn't waste my youth and instead succeeded in school and now I'm able to pay for pretty much whatever I want when I want.
I do miss that NEET life tho. I was a NEET for about 6 months after I got out of college because I really didn't feel like doing anything. It was the best 6 months I think I've had in almost my whole life.
>>675279260
She will find them one day. She will be dissapointed in you.
>>675278075
>getting ready to go to taiwan with my gf
>pack up all my shit, put a few grand in my wallet
>kiss my 10/10 Taiwanese gf on the lips
>"I love you anon"
>"I love you too"
>leave my 3 acre property in my 75,000 dollar car
>get in my first class seat on my private jet
>Batman congratulates me on making a shit ton of money
>wake up at my computer
>realize it was just a dream
>continue browsing /b/ and lying to myself to make myself feel better before leaving without bathing to go to my shit job
ikr bro fuck NEETS
>>675278540
They don't seem to understand how pathetic it is for an adult man to ask their parents for money.
>>675278762
The brand new W/T Silverados are assembled in Mexico. I know the 4t60 and the 4t45 trannys were assembled in Mexico. I'm sure there are many parts that are assembled in Mexico and shipped to the States or Canada that are used as OEM or aftermarket.
It's because people bitch about not making $30 an hour for being "responsible" about people's safety and then bitching about how expensive stuff is.
>>675278762
because thats where parts are made now. Its why everything brakes. Its why all new cars rust through within 10 years. all new cars are literally shit. sure the can look shiney and have a good paint job, doesnt change what its made of though.
>>675278016
Post cheque and timestamp or it didn't happen
>>675279571
>mfw I have all of this and didn't work a day
feels fucking good
>>675279237
After I job search in fustration, I take a break and watch youtube vids, netflix, run errands if I have, chores, or play a bit of videogames. I tend to go to the ghetto ass local gym when spring rolls around. I use to write lyrics but I havent had the spirit since last august before I was laid off.
>>675279553
Yeah fuck that, I can't even notice themail shut and 710 a month is garbage.
>>675279669
but then u have to wake up
Major wager here
Ask me anything
>>675279746
what is love?
>>675277669
Organize my black cock collection.
>>675279174
Well I'd like to keep this job but I'm not mentally stable so I usually lose my jobs due to some sort of mental break down. I think my mental problems come from having a fucked up spine so the blood doesn't distribute evenly in my brain. Planning on seeing a chiropractor once I get my first check and starting yoga. I have hobbies. I like reading and I used to LARP, I'll probably start that again soon. And I'm working 12 hour shifts 3 days a week so plenty of free time.
>>675279670
see, all those other things didn't sound frustrating besides job searching.
join us
>>675277669
Trying to find a new place to live
But none will take me cause im a NEET
the irony
>>675277858
Of course she know
>>675277669
Joke's on you, I work nights
>>675279507
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>675280060
when will wagecucks learn, they're more superior lifestyles
>>675279319
I'd say GFL without any training or education as a PSW. Too many girls thinking that is their ticket to 80k a year.
>>675280292
should be 180 degrees
but do your thing
>>675277669
Hang myself like this
I'm gona have lunch, go for a smoke, go for a walk then go on the exercise bike
>>675280411
Newfag
>MFW all the hot girls are NEETs
>MFW they only like wage cucks
>>675279923
Join us as what? Being NEET? I can't stay NEET, my family is not rich. I was NEET for almost two years after college and it sucked being broke. My brother in law hooked me up with a part time job and it was okay for 9 months until I got laid off. I would like to do awesome shit in life or at least die young trying. The awesome shit won't come to me if I sit on my ass being complancent. I have to go out and get it. Just wish I had an idea.
>>675278676
You understand that there is more option than wage slave or neet ?
Like having your own business ? Especially a business you like running ? Especially something sucessful because you aren't retarded like 90% of other people in your field, and so you can choose your customer ?
I'm actually not a leech and have a job but i live like a NEET on my days off.
>lock myself in my room
>take lots of drugs
>proceed to play street fighter for 8 hours
The worst part is no matter how much time i put into this stupid game i'll never git gud.
>>675280776
Maybe you should try to play it sober. It helps.
>business
>something sucessful
> because you aren't retarded like 90% of other people in your field
>neet
>>675277669
No education so I started my own business.
>>675280636
oh sure you can
go get hit just enough by that mail truck that runs like clockwork.
worked for me
Walk around shouting "yer done bud" at men I lured online pretending to be a sexualy developed teen who not very long ago would have beenthe ripe age for marriage.
>>675279861
right on man, i work 10 hours a day 4 days a week. with the occasional 5-6 days (my factory ran 60 hours a week for almost a year, 20 hours of Overtime was a blessing disguised as a curse)
>>675278381
I'm legally stupid. Where's my fucking money?
>>675280411
Welcome new friend.
>lurk moar
>>675277669
>tell my psychiatrist about my "anxiety" and "depression"
>get a wealthy government pay check every month
>my job is to keep track of my lies and not mix up my story
>on my sixth year
>pretty pleased, this is a sweet situation
Who /malingerer/ here?
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GMXamosNN9Q
>>675279128
Can't socialize for shit. There's no sane person who would hire me from an interview. Also, "get a job" sounds a lot like "write a bestseller novel" as far as I'm concerned. How the fuck do even people do that? How do you find out where to go? How do you make a schedule for this "interviews" that I've been hearing about in movies and shit? Also, dressing good and going somewhere new (I get lost incredibly easily) to meet people I don't know may not sound like much to you; but sounds much worse than a bullet to the head.
Lastly, my mom wouldn't accept me getting a crappy job. Not after 3 dropouts and 10 years at different universities. She might get mad enough to throw me out; and she wouldn't realize it but that's certain death.
>>675279087
Being a loser, mostly.
>>675279507
Death seems a lot better. Thank you very much.
>>675281055
Get a service dog for free next and checked.
>>675281042
>>675280608
and you're going to do what exactly about 'newfagging' again?
Actually start trainging today, goodbye my fellow neets :(
>>675277669
I'm going to bake a couple of loaves, repot my chilli plants. then I might pop to the pub for an hour or two until the Mrs. gets home from her evening class.
>>675281219
Train good fellow wage cuck. I like my burgers made with people of skill.
I guess now that I don't have a job I can post here with you pathetic fucks.
>>675281280
Ill make sure to let the waiter know when i lead you to your table :( thanks
Just had the first day at new job, finally not a neet. :^)
>>675278602
I'm in right now and look forward to my upcomong honorable discharge.
A full 4 years of paid living and college, plus my 50% disability pay for paranoia, depression, and erectile dysfunction
>Be me
>be a single parent
>1 kid
>wait for my kid to go to school so I could get a job
>too fidgety
>teacher complains
>psycho principal wanted me to sign a for a psych test for my 6-year-old kid
>tell her to go fuck herself
>homeschool my kid
>getting 900 from welfare because I'm not letting a liberal Catholic school to fuck with my kid's head
>rent is 900
>getting 490 for child tax benefits monthly
>enough for groceries
We're living okay but my social worker is bugging me to work.
Stupid fuck OP. This thread is crawling with wage cucks. You need to make these generals 3 AM so these fucks won't be around.
>>675277669
Just lost my job and I havent told my gf yet, trying to scramble and atleast get something in motion before I tell her but its not looking good anons
I'm fucked, I think I might just go out and have a beer before I tell her tonight.
>>675280930
Sorry anon, we are different. If it works for you then cool but I have no desire to throw myself in front of a truck to earn money. I think that money will dry up eventually anyway. If I was going to do that, might as well kill myself. I rather find my lightning and ride it (metaphorically speaking). Its about fulfillment and being that I had always been lazy since I was a kid and life sucks now as an adult, I need to succeed in goals I would love to accomplish.
College student with a bright future. Must suck being a shit tier NEET with no hope for the future but suckling on mom's titties
I can't envision what it's like to be in employment but I really don't think I'd like it. Detest being compelled to do things.
>>675281141
Service MONKEY
>>675281785
>College cuck
Top kek. Worse than wage cucks.
>>675278381
>too blind to work
>not too blind to browse 4chan
its not like 90% of jobs these days are based on looking at a screen or anything
>>675281785
You are on /b/ though, what does that say about you?
>>675281924
I didn't say I was too blind to work I said I was too blind to drive. Dumb nigger get some glasses.
>>675277669
>following the news regarding the latest terrorist attacks
>just checked how much I'll get back from tax refund
>$2300 back
Today was a good day.
>>675279746
What do you see when you see a person making 25k after taxes?
>>675278980
Wagecuck
>money
>grill
>a life
>respect
NEET
>Fapping to trap threads
>Living off mommy
>Fleshlights
>Daytime TV
/thread
>>675281720
anon anon anon I get it
but you're playing chess with only pawns and a king.
you just expect to grind it out against life?
>>675281551
Sounds rough but better than letting your kid get brainwashed. Hope it works out for you.
>>675282478
I'm NEET, married, have a life & respect, mummy's dead, you got me on daytime TV.
>>675281038
Barely
>>675282478
yeah Daytime tv is the only thing accurate in your post
>>675280853
i was literally on vyvanse, that shit is suppose to help.
I know wageslaves think that they're better than neets, but what about entrepreneurs?
>>675281468
tell them that you e always wanted to be a woman and they'll diagnose you with personality disorder....instant 70% worked for meeeee
My bf is an unemployed alcoholic. He doesn't drink everyday but he binge drink. He's a very talented guitarist but too stressed to book a gig. Before he asked me to be his girlfriend, I went on a date with a bus driver. My life would live comfortably if I picked the bus driver.. But I picked the NEET man because we connect mentally and emotionally. We're poor but we're happy together.
>>675278540
absolutely this even minimum wage jobs are 10000 times more respectable than just doing fucking nothing
>>675281957
That I enjoy the randomness and dank memes XD
>>675282914
there's your problem
vyv makes you sketch
>>675281624
Kinda similar situation here, this happened a while ago, but I got a small business up and running and she was like "lets just see how it goes", that same business now makes me 80k a year and I have another idea as of right now. Feelsgoodman.
>>675283164
Why?
>>675282643
Thanks, man. It's fucking ridiculous. A lot of children are on ADHD meds because they're being kids. Being fidgety and curious. Teachers are lazy fucks who want a uniform class. A bit different? fucking disorder!
>>675283132
>guitarist
Kek. Get used to the poor life. At least NEETs parents take pity on them sometimes and pay for things. Any parents whose kid is a guitarist is either as much of a loser as the kid or dead. Either way there's no money there. Like having a major in art history.
>>675283381
because you need to be able to pay your own way in life and not be a parasite
>>675278602
Hurr we cant just give out free college! Don't you know how ridiculous that is? We cant just tax people. Oh no! Somone got hurt in the military, guess we should pay for them to live like a fatty for eternity
>muh patriotic idiocy
Reminder that NEETS do not go to the gym or do any of the productive things they say the might do today.
Reminder that 98% of NEETS are crippled, have a debilitating disease, or are such anxiety-ridden spergs that they can't handle a real life in this world. Only a very, very small percentagr of NEETS enjoy the epitome of neetdom - inheritancebux
>>675281551
Whats going to happen when your child grows up with mental problems that you refused to EVEN GET CHECKED? Teachers and school have seen more kids than you have pal.
>>675283560
I agree but it does not follow that if one is NEET that one does not pay one's own way.
Employment is merely a means to an end for the majority, where it is not necessary why would one indulge in it and why would it be laudable?
>>675283463
I'm aware of that. I'm not an out of touch with reality liberal. I'm not materialistic. I've dated someone with a decent career but I wasn't happy. We didn't connect mentally and emotionally. I'm happy with the NEET guy. NEET people need loving too, you know?
>>675277669
>tfw parents pay for uni
>tfw I can freely travel after I graduate
>tfw I have an internship confirmed for after graduation
>tfw you will never be NEET
Feels good man.
>>675283564
>implying he didnt earn it
Why do you think you are entitled to higher education when you have done nothing to earn the privilege?
>>675282548
Thats all I got to live for, anon. I rather die grinding it out then staying in that one place doing nothing. I have ideas and what lead to much depression as a kid was the fact I wanted to do so much but was stuck in a one bed room apartment in the city like a little flea trapped in a jar. I didn't ask to be born, but I am here and I'm entitled to find my place and work to get it, not settle, not expect it to be given to me.
Even if I did want to be NEET, I can't. Eventually my parents will die, so where would I be? Homless. That is the one thing I can't comprehend when people say they love being NEET, I guess its a rich kid thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA
>>675282985
Haha you srs bro? I know the ED was easy to BS but lmfao that's great.....just might look into it.
>>675284008
You arent a NEET
>>675277669
In bed till early afternoon watching DD S2 b/c bronchitis. Went to see psychiatric nurse, then got some yummies from supermarket and cough syrup from pharmacy. Now back in bed, exhausted.
>>675283676
I would know if my kid is retarded. I'm her parent. She spends more time with me that the teacher. I'd be a retard if I didn't see that my kid is different than other kids. Teachers don't have control over their students, so, they'd rather drug them so they'd sit still and not disrupt the class. Remember, years ago, kids started school at 7 years old. Now, they lowered it down at 4.
>>675283853
I mean at the end of the day, if you are truely happy then it shouldn't matter, but it'll be hard, as I'm sure you have encountered
>>675278980
that's what I tell myself
*sigh*
>>675279507
Im sure hell get over it
>>675284184
Would you? Because you sound kind of retarded
>>675278075
> implying you need those things
> implying freedom isn't worth more than $40 an hour
Neet here on a 6 month cycling trip around the U.S. today I'm going to ride my bike.
>>675284184
No retard.
She doesn't have to be retarded to have mental problems. Not to mention she's homeschooled so she's going to be fucked in the head when she enters the real world.
You realize these doctors don't prescribe children with meds without your permission? At the very least they will check her out.
>>675284212
That's what I told him. At the end of the day, I need someone to talk to. My ex showered me with material things. I was miserable. The NEET man bought me a shot and we were laughing. Life is short. I like to laugh.
>>675284601
schweet.
>>675284451
Dude he wont listen. He is one of those social anxiety/paranoid bastards who think gmos and vaccines are evil, his poor kid wont realize the shitty life she had until she is 30 and talking to a therapist about her shut in father who home schooled her. Where the only thing she learned was how to recieve government benefits.
>>675284451
Her doctor said, she's fine and the teachers are lazy. Told the teacher that. Teacher said, go for a second opinion.
>>675283312
How the fuck does someone just start a small business? Like what do you even do?
>>675284339
Do you have a kid?
Is NEET the oldest meme of the 4chans?
Also I love how people have pride for doing nothing.
Thousand years ago you were too weak to hunt, too lazy to farm, too creepy to get women (or men). You would be thrown out or dead because you'd lack the skills or will to live.
You're coddled liberal supporting ducks ironically probably hating Democrats who give you those welfare checks or give your parents money for your pussy asses.
NEETs are not enlightened. They are not free. They only see the light from the 20 hours of PC gaymin. They are only free in GTA but are slaves to welfare and their own inability to improve
Keep telling yourselves that NEET life is good, while you kiss your cum stained body pillow of a loli to bed and struggle to find underwear not colored brown or yellow.
>>675284767
Make a plan
Get a loan
Buy a building and inventory
Sell ya shit, be it a product or service
Pay your taxes
After a couple years, profit!
>>675283676
I take it you've never worked in school administration.
>>675277669
Not making any money nigga you know what time it is
>>675284791
No but i understand that trained professionals might be able to spot something i, the biased parent, might not want to see
>now comes the "you arent a parent, your opinion is worthless" comment
I applied at every place except fast food joints,i'd rather suck dick then work fast food.I may have to apply at one soon.
>>675284712
https://www.google.ca/search?q=over+medicating+adhd&oq=overmedicating+&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0l3.8799j0j4&client=ms-android-bell-ca&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
>>675284855
I'm NEET, have been almost 30 years and wouldn't even know how to obtain "welfare".
My life is great, although I miss my 20s, I kiss my wife goodnight and I have a reasonably extensive wardrobe containing laundered clothes.
>>675284855
>projection
>>675285026
Are you saying that all professionals know what they're doing? Are you saying that there's not one corrupt psychologist? Are you saying that all teachers are there because they love teaching and kids but not because of the paycheck?
THIS is the fucking reason why the "white" culture is disappearing. Millions of faggots doing nothing. You know that to work the society need speople actually doing something? You just consume O2 and exhale CO2. You're pieces of fukin global warming.
>>675285109
>not realizing you dont have to give the medication to your child
Just because they say that doesnt mean you have to give your child boat loads of medication. If a doctor says your shild is adhd, maybe instead of just giving them drug you observe them
>>675285149
>wife
fucking normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>675285490
Hey, I know.... I hang my head in shame...
>>675285308
>teachers teaching for the big payout
>mfw
Fucking paranoid bastards. Everyones out to get you, and that copter in the sky is the cia
>>675285469
the earth is fucked either way m8 you can work your ass off or sit on couch it doesnt really matter anymore
>>675285475
Teachers see that as neglect. They'd call CPS. Medicate your kid or you'd lose him/her. Your choice.
>>675285149
Sure buddy. A women surely wants a /b/tard jobless cuck. She's probably got more cum in her belly than a sperm bank.
And I'm driving my 10k hand decoraded luxury car to go to my second home with my 10 pure bred dogs
>>675277669
>thinks working means minimum wage at mcdonalds
beta as fuck kouhai
>>675285701
Bullshit! Now you are just making up lies to justify your narrative.
>>675285739
SAVAGE
>>675285690
i believe in society, i believe in humanity; i would never give up
>>675285641
Did I say big paycheck? They have benefits and paid vacation.
>>675285763
>inb4 400k/year
We all know if you don't work at mcD, you work at a place that pays you twice as much for twice the effort and humiliation
>Don't fool yourself if you can't fool us.
>>675285911
Yeah, because that totally helps them justify dealing with kids and their parents
>>675277669
Salary fag here. Time zones, you basement-dwelling asspie.
>>675285816
http://www.breggin.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=81
>>675284107
I know
>>675286098
>implying they have control over kids
they just let those animals do what they want. They can't do shit because muh lawsuit. All they have to do is teach the ones who wants to learn.
>>675285867
This. Humanity survived the black death. It survived two world wars. Dozens of wars. Dark ages. Genocides. Nukes. Nuclear melt downs. We survived that and this nigger cuck thinks to give up
You realize humanity will endure. SJWs and progressive liberals are a nasty cold that's making the world feel ugly but the world goes on and will endure
NEETs are as bad as cuckolds
Too busy hustling for mine holla holla get dollas plebs
I just got home from work you dirty nigger, third shift
>>675285739
A 10k car? That must be very special.
There are patently more ways of life than small minded world view has encountered... Yet.
I do not work simply because I do not have the financial imperative to do so and never have had. As for being a /b/tard.. Only by default, I encountered /b/ during research and found it potentially of use. That's it. I'll ask her when she comes home if she's been putting it about a bit, but frankly... I just don't think she has the time.
I graduated from college 4 months ago and I've been pretty much living as a NEET since. I've been looking for a job but being autistic as fuck screws me over at every interview.
I'm not gonna lie I love not being woken up by an alarm clock but I hate not having money. All I can do to pass time is smoke weed and play whatever games I have on Steam, going out and socializing requires more dosh and my parents only give me so much
>inb4 autismbux
NEETbux doesn't pay shit
>inb4 regular-ass job
I didn't waste 4 years on a fucking degree for this
>>675286656
Sure buddy keep pretending your life is good. And I'll pretend we are on facebook.
You can stop trying to justify your lazy and weak life with your head fantasy bullshit. You're wife is your computer loli. Your sexlife is a plastic rubber tube. Youre only life expierence comes from wikipedia and anime.
Not to say I'm better or worse but at least I'm not bullshitting myself on a weeb site
>>675286883
I used to work in retail. Coworkers were a bunch of SJWs. Moved to another town and back. Tried to reapply. New manager interview me over the phone. Question was, "what would you do if you're working with someone who's doing nothing and just slowing you down?" my answer was, "I'd talk to the manager and tell him that move the lazy fucker somewhere else because he's just fucking around." he said, he'd call me back. It's been 2 years. Hasn't called back.
>>675283564
hahahahha jealous europeans crack me up everytime.
How does it feel living in a country where you don't have such opportunities?
>>675287186
I've no real interest in anime and I don't need to justify my life in any sense. There is nothing for me to justify. I simply do not require and never have required, employment in order make my way in the world.
As far as other E and the T go, currently MA, which I would like to take further (which is largely the reason I'm here) and I used to Train weekly with my local rugby club. Not so much any more, still occasionally use the gym.
Now what part of that is that you have difficulty taking on board?
>>675283669
Guess i'm the 2%, I go to the gym and have been recently reading the 48 laws of power.
Although my NEETness is about to come to an end, i'm waiting for the recruiter to call and tell me I have a job and when i'm shipping out to basic.
Thanks for the money wagecucks!
pmsl
So whats the plan when mum and dad die?
>>675287186
I'll wait for your amazing comeback. But I'll assume your mommy is cooking you ramen because you're too lazy to even boil water.
But let me guess
"My wife cooks for me and I am a chef tier cook blablabla I totally have sex with a women
>>675278075
I le understand why you feel so entitled but you only have a gf and a shitty truck. Are we to assume your plot of land I even decently sized? You are aware most neets have parents with salaries and not wages? You are aware 40$ an hour is an entry level wage in most fields?
I am sorry to say this friends but I am no longer a neet. I have a job now :( I'm doing it for the fedoras, katanas, muh pc builds, the waifu collections, pepsi and hot pockets
>>675287625
Americuck here. I'd rather have free education and healthcare over getting paid and having to mutilate myself for it. Thanks
>mfw I would considering losing a leg to get paid for life. Don't need legs for vidya
>>675287805
That's what liberal child-less couples are for. Husband and wife would work their asses off, pay their tax, support us NEETS. Don't like it? Move to a third world hellhole.
>>675287711
Again making up lies. Just stop faggot. Please. Its 4chan stop trying to impress people here. I'll wait for another bullshit story. Will you tell me you wrote a book and won the lottery next?
Am I the only one who only works for the enjoyment, money doesn't phase me I just want to do shit
>>675288410
u r gay porn actor right?
>>675288410
What do you do?
>>675277669
Sitting on my couch, holding my cat like a fucking baby, and watching cartoon network. Where did my life go so wrong?
>>675277669
Still a wage cuck, today's my free day.
Still better than a ''dad's disappointed generosity and mom's enabling'' cuck.
>>675288072
So you're just as bad as sjws liberals. Do you also think refugees are all good and all Mexicans are clean law abiding citizens
>>675288529
I help run a fish farm with a friend, so mainly just feeding fish and technical work
>>675288654
Eh, either or, it's how you make your life worth living. I asked a rich man here a couple of days ago if he's really happy. He said, no. What's the point of being rich if you're miserable as fuck anyway?
>>675288793
Blame the enabling government.
>>675287362
kek
>>675288904
Sounds like fun. I'd rather do that than work in an office
>>675288405
No, because neither would be true, I neither write commercially nor "do" lotteries so it's likely to remain that way.
I don't see any bullshit story not attempt to impress, simply the statement that my lifestyle does not require me to take employment and that I'm happy with that situation. This in reference to the suggestion that anyone NEET is necessarily on benefits or in way unhappy. It's simply not the case.
NEETs: Weak. Lazy. Could die and would not change a thing. Even thier family would forget them in a week
Workers: Useful. Engaged. Rightfully played. If they died people from work and home would remember, would change something, family would care
>>675288930
>rich
kekkle
Really though, I work a shit job for no pay (literally) because sitting on my ass all day made me feel like worthless leech scum. Having a useful job beats doing nothing if only because you can feel like a part of society.
How does one become a well paid NEET?
>>675289256
Inheritance
that's it
>>675289161
lmfao ok buddy, keep working hard for me :^)
Everyone here who is a NEET, listen up.
Thank you all SO much. Because of this lazy, spoiled generation of misfits, people like me have life beyond easymode. Just lifting and running alone makes me more attractive than 99% of the population because of how degenerate things have become.
I got a job as an engineer even before I finished college because there is such a shortage of competence. I went to a company expo and got an interview and the job right then and there.
I share a nice home with my GF, finally found the right place to live in after much effort. If you NEETS were not happy with living in your moms basement I might have not gotten the apartment.
I sincerely hold no contempt for those who chose the NEET life. You gave up, I sort of pity you, but it made it all so much easier for me. My children will grow up among other talented, hardworking people because you will never procreate, or atleast never live anywhere near us.
I am happy to pay some extra tax for you and the niggers, as long as I know you will stay put in your place. Live as well as you can, love you all.
>>675289134
Sure Buddy. I'm done arguing with a lazy cuckold tier liberal faggot. Go kiss your body pillow to bed and type me more shit
>>675289212
There's also volunteering. I just can't work in a place where most people are SJWs.
>>675288410
Probably not the only one, but I'd imagine a part of a relatively small minority. I've known several people to have had a degree of financial luck over the years and it's normally accompanied by an initial claim that it will not change them, they will continue work etc. In my experience that changes once financial pressures are actually lifted and work starts to get in the way of social or other pleasures which can then be accomplished without a wage.
Not to say it would be like that for everyone and I'm sure there are others who, like you, would work for the enjoyment of it... I've seen it, I suppose in people in voluntary posts, but it's uncommon I think, most work to live.
>>675289091
All well and good until something goes wrong and you lose your years worth of fish, happened twice
>>675289570
Does your gf work?
>>675289600
I've been accused of many things, here and elsewhere in the past. I don't think being "liberal" is one of them!
As you've taken to repeating the same set of insults you started with though, I think it's safe to assume that you're delivering bait. Pity, because this is otherwise a more interesting than average thread for the current /b/.
>>675289681
Can't be all good all the time. You must come down once in a while but still better than killing yourself in stress in a cubicle
>>675277669
Wife is a hot young well paid md.
Life is great but i do feel some wagecuckhate sometimes which makes me even love it more.
>>675277669
going to the DMV to get a non driver's ID card so I can get my GED soon after. listening to fritz springmeier videos, hope i can fap later.
>>675290041
Sure she is bud.
>>675290213
>>675290213
Oc you nignog
she loves me to death and we fuck other girls together. how does this make you feel?
>>675290634
Not gonna lie anon, I'm pretty jealous. 9/10 right there. Possibly a 10 but I can't see her face
>everybody told me my degree was worthless
>after a few rough years I now make $1200/week while only putting in about 25 actual hours of work per week
Still gives me the time to do NEET things while actually allowing me to be self-sufficient
>>675290634
>watermarked url in the bottom
>>675290634
>>675290918
looks --
>>675291020
fuck..
>>675277669
just quit my job, bout to get another. fuck you neets get a life.
>the highpoint of your entire day, so much so that you do it every day, is shiting on "wagecucks and imagning the things you could do
Post a timestamped pic of yourself outside. I guarantee you wont. Your pasty pimply skin hasn't seen outside since your pokemon club got dissolved and you quit going to school. Or maybe it was the funeral of your grandfather who had dreams of you being a good man, but instead you will never live a good life.
Even pic related was better than you, at least he killed himself.
>>675291017
Congratulations on being the exception.
>>675290918
Thx to be honest this pic is two years old but she hasnt changed much. I had to go through a lot of bitches and was beta as fuck as a child before growing and knowing her and getting where i am now.
I do think nothing is free though. I earned my neet status the hard way thats why im posting her on a japanese imageboard to feel even better. No face sry
I'm at work right now
I click on things all day
Its fun
>>675291020
Yeah its the site where we find other girls. Its oc
>>675290041
>>675287913
4.5 Arch. Welcome to Canada where heaps of land are cheap . And only 15 minutes out of the capital :^)
>>675287913
Also I'm only 20 bud :^)
>>675291598
Thats pretty much it. Saved
>>675284872
can you throw a bad scenario in there?
>>675279616
>implying I would own a shitty Chevy. I'm laughing so hard. I need a working Truck not a bosses truck.
>>675291598
Switch these around and sure
My NEET loving GF
Wagecux get no fux
>>675291598
Le Kek!
>>675283676
>what is going to happen when strangers are allowed to decide a child's path over their parents?
Before your social worker visits put on an apron and mention something to the effect of raising kids being a full time job. You'd hate not to actually need her services, but the kids deserve it. It almost seems like your time is worth more than money to them, and you simply can't deny them that as a responsible parent.
Then you ask her if she is currently raising kids, and smile.
Put real effort into not trying to sound like a dick, you're welcome.
>>675285641
>teaching is an immutable profession
>sex with minors
Fuck yourself
be sad that i'm crippled and can't get a job anywhere
>>675279582
And THEN they have the audacity to act as though attractive women should have sex with them just because. When they're rejected, they commonly declare:
>shes a lesbian
>shes just a whore
>shes just a whore for black cok
>good thin am not getting cucked by wife
>I have my hand
>I'll pay for a prostitute
>I don't need women, I hate them anyway
>At least I have anime wafiu
Even with all those excuses, you are still a pathetic loser that has to buy sex with mommy's money. You might even try to justify it by saying you don't really want sex or need it (which is true, nobody died of not having sex, and it's not like it's the ultimate goal in life), but to me it's just some Fox and the Grapes shit. Can't have it so tell yourself you don't want or need it, but deep down under all of that body hair, greasy skin, and adipose fat, you know that it sucks being a waste of bones and flesh.
Wage people suck
NEET for life
just finished lunch, 5 more hours left til i get the fuck outta here.
>>675277669
ponder a way to fix my sunken A button. end up realizing that i just need a new controller. consider an hero
>>675287721
>studying manipulation
>gonna get the "I'm not qualified for anything, sign me away for labor camp" job
You are not anywhere near a minority, friend.
>>675280930
>Go get hit by the mail truck
>to make money
Lmao stop trolling me, brah.
>>675282548
No wonder you're a NEET.
No drive, no goals, no testosterone.
You may as well kill yourself faggot.
Only neets can get my body
>>675283164
>has clearly never worked a minimum wage job
NEET people who try to justify their existance are useless pieces of shit and autistic faggots. Been a NEET, never again!
>>675282478
>bills
>bitching
>keeping up appearances
No daytime TV, fyi
>>675283564
Bernie will fix it don't worry
>>675284380
>this guy gets it
>>675294144
I respect you Anon. I got a friend who is a neet right now and he hates it. He's trying to find a job, poor guy has the drive of a work horse just only work in his field is half away across Canada.
>>675294144
Is that because you were broke?
>>675284855
sounds more like the wage cucks to me...
>>675293211
Let them have it, I like my women with alittle drive and ambition.
>>675277669
>What are my fellow NEETs going to do today?
The same as every day champ.
playing vidya, lurking on /b/, watching anime, smoking some weed, drink some beer, inviting wagecuck friends in the evening to play more vidya, watch more anime, and smoke more weed, and to drink more beer.
>>675278242
well actually yes, being autistic gets me money from the government
THIS IS OUR GOVERNMENT, PEOPLE.
>>675277858
first post best post.
Me..
> wake up masturbated
> 5 hours 4chan
> Watched The Hunter
> planning to workout outside now
Just a lovely day for me anon.
>>675294874
That's called life.
ITT: useless tumors being smug about it
>>675295840
you must be a butthurt wagecuck lacking schizo autism bucks to finance your dreamlife
what are you even doing here, shouldn't you be at work? shoo-
How many NEETs does to take to change light bulb?
None. NEETs can't pay for electricity
Why did the NEET cross the road?
To commit suicide
What's the difference between a jelly fish?
Ones a no backbone ugly blob the other lives in the ocean
What do you call 100 dead NEETs?
A good day
>>675296006
Oh you
If being a NEET is so special, how come i always see you faggots in feels threads bitching?
>>675296091
A NEET and a workbro go into a bar. The bartender asks what they want.
The workbro says something classy and simple. Something old fashion but not boring
The NEET asks for a water because he can't afford anything
had coffee, jogged 2 miles, fired off a hundred rounds with my throw away SD9VE (to keep my aim sharp), cleaned it, and now I'm going to shower and cook some haddock
NEETs
>Cuckolds
>Creeps
>Iiberals
>Love refugees
>Think they are cool
>Useless
>Closet homos
>>675296216
Lack of money I'd imagine.
>>675296513
>meaning he just woke up
Quit lying man, youre only hurting yourself
>>675296805
whatever, not lying tho
>>675296372
A NEET and a workbro go into a bar. Just kidding, only the wagecuck needs to drown his sorrows in alcohol after a long and exhausting day at work, while the NEET is real comfy the whole day just chilling and doesn't need any money, cause everything on the internet is free.
Here's a good one: Why did the wage cuck cross the road? No idea man, I'm just chillin here with my free 3k$ monthly cash that I get for being too lazy to work.
Whats the difference between a NEET and a wagecuck? I fuck your wife while you're at work.
>>675296513
Make some chippos
>>675279861
>I think my mental problems come from having a fucked up spine so the blood doesn't distribute evenly in my brain.
wut? I highly doubt that.
>>675277669
damn. its like looking at an entire generation of chris chans.
>>675280411
Do you even moonwalk
>>675296901
Whatever no proof tho
>>675281055
>had major anxiety and depression
>did not apply for any benefits, started out with minor job instead
>10 years later owner of successful company, $$$ and feeling good
>>675277669
I dont blame you millennials for being worthless. you're the children of reganomic yuppies. raised to think everything is safe, youre special, there will always be a plan-b and you deserve respect even if you fail and quit.
I genuinely do hope that Trump cuts government handouts to you faggots. Not because I want you to suffer, but because I want you to stop. Whether that's by getting your acts together and being part of the game or withering away in a fema camp. At any rate, enjoy your free ride while it lasts. I get the feeling you're about to get shaken off.
>>675281135
What I hate is the "get a job bullshit". People with a career will always tell you that shit. I had a grocery store job and my aunt said how lucky I was to work only 40 hours a week...because she workes at home (maybe 50 hours a week). I told her we could trade pay and work. Wasn't too excited to work that lucky 40 hours. She also makes 60k a year. So I should really be excited to make 12k. Because it's a job. Not that it will ever make ends meet or even put a down payment for a house unless I saved for 10 years but I'll have a job at least. Jobs are great.
>>675298383
Nah. The Trumptard will only ever see the inside of the Whitehouse on the public tour.
>>675287913
40 an hour. Entry level.
You have no fucking clue what you are talking about parasite.
>>675298213
same here. feels good to be able to -make- however much money i want and not worry every x many years if my lie still holds water and the government will still take pity.
>>675298595
Money is great.
>>675284184
I hate to say it but your child is fucked because you sound like an absolute Mongoloid.
Get you and her help while you can. Homeschool kids are always the weirdest kids and adjust Terribly to new situations
>>675282478
Wagecuck
>job you hate
>spouse you hate but depend on for half the rent
>kids that drain the life out of you
>spending 40+ hours doing shit you hate
>waking up early
Neet
>doing what ever the fuck you want, whenever
>maybe broke, maybe some cash
>jacking off all day to open I like
>not listening to a gf who wants, wants, wants (money, attention, things whatever)
Yeah being neet is the worst thing ever bro
>>675288410
Nope. I like money and all but my job is the shit. Right now im in a apprenticeship for blacksmithing. I never thought I would actually enjoy working but I guess all I really had to do was get out of my piece of shit depressing office job.
>>675283164
I'm sure you respect the burger flipper at McDonald's when he forgets the pickles lmao gtfo with that bullshit
>>675283564
>free college
No such thing. That'd be a increase in taxes
>we should pay for post military neets
Duh
>>675298595
your aunt works 50 hrs a week and makes 60k a year because she's either
a.) attended college/training to be valuable enough to a company to do that
b.) worked her whole life, getting better at her field of work. starting with a shit job like yours and didn't quit when it interfered with her ability to hangout with friends.
Now that you've got a job you don't like, start looking for a better job.
>>675298595
everyone tell him to get a job
>>675298888
Seeing how the average school teenagers are turning out now, I'm okay not exposing my kid to degeneracy as much as possible. She's only a kid once.
>>675299060
You don't even know what your missing man. Hope one day you grow a pair and take a fucking risk for once
>>675284712
>gmos are good for you
Retarded
>all vaccines are amazing
Sealed the deal for retarded. Getting a flu shot is giving yourself the flu. It's how it works. There's no such thing as a dead virus. Your body wouldn't produce antibodies to destroy it. Flu shots are what make super viruses. Not all vaccines are bad for you but there not all good either. Jesus Christ.
>>675298888
Besides, most teenagers are in group thinking. Homeschool kids think for themselves. How is that bad?
>>675299746
>there is no such thing as a dead virus
Where you get your medical degree? John Hopkins?
