Real /nzg/ thread Don't tell the filthy scrubs
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Real /nzg/ thread
Don't tell the filthy scrubs
Why are IDs even gone?
>>675245420
Your national bird is a fucking bi-pedal koosh ball with a needle sticking out of it. Not to mention it shares it's name with a fucking fruit. Furthermore, you remind everyone of Australia, but then we soon remember that you are slightly worse. Get fucked cunt.
>Christchurch
Here as usual
>>675245814
Isn't it haram to curse?
>>675245420
Central Auckland reporting. Guarantee shitposts incoming.
Are we doing this thread, or we sticking with the other thread?
Or both?
>>675246411
What other thread?
>>675246181
fuckin5starpost.jpg
>>675245420
Hams reporting in. Fuck this city gets exponentially more boring and ratchet poor every god dammed fucking day. Where should I move to kunts?
>>675245420
>>675246791
Antarctica. There's nowhere to spend your money so pure profit.
who wants this ex nelson now welly girls fb?
>>675246791
ayy lmao
hillcrest?
>>675246325
For the obvious Cucklunde remark I am guessing.
>>675246181
>>675246636
If only there were IDs, I could make this funny. But just saying "I am an American, Posing as a Eurocuck, to troll New Zealanders" is not quite believable.
>>675246411
Both
>>675246537
lurk moar
>>675246829
You should try more than once before posting your work, not that I think that it would matter but it might.
>>675246881
Plus you freeze to death rather quickly!
>>675245814
>>675246181
americunt invading for a moment just to say you kiwi's and limey's have the best fucking banter just short of japan and korea
what about this 16 year old tapau girl?
>>675245420
Sup cunts.
Here's picture of pussay
>>675247219
>>675247054
>lurk moar
I'm Here every night dude, and I see only one nz Thread.
>>675247503
>catalog
>>675247628
>mobile
>>675247317
my cool story bro
>be depressed pussy
>ex shows up
>starts argument
>end up out front
>anger level over 9000
>big black power nigger in subaru drives past, sees our drama, turns around, comes back and stops across the road
>it starts whiteknighting
>"fuck off, mind your own business"
>ex satisfied she pissed me off, then leaves
>nigger in subaru stays
>it's threatening "I'll fuck you up right now, thats us"
>adrenaline/nothing to lose mode taking over
>"oh yeah"
>start walking towards him (P-face activated)
>nigger not expecting that
>it quickly shuffles back into driving position
>start running torwards towards its car, about to throw myself into the windscreen
>speeds off yelling "YOZA, i'll be back, fuck you" etc.. out the window
>tfw I intimidated & scared off a wild nigger
>tfw no face
I'm just as beta as most of /b/, so knowing that i scared off a nigger almost twice the size of me is a bit of a confidence boost
>>675247628
the other thread isn't a real /nzg/ thread, people just think it is because it has the real flag
>>675247503
>>675246881
>>675246636
>>675246537
>>675246181
Real question, what do Aussies and New Zealanders feel like toward on another?
Is it like Asians or Mexicans / Boriquas?
>>675247628
Geeze no wonder, some cunt made it wrong
>>675247688
>Sad
>>675247870
We don't care about each other.
>>675247870
submissive/domination, you work out which is which
Rotorua reporting in /b/ros, hows it going? any here have destiny on ps4? looking to raid tonight
also>>675245814
>kiwi
kiwifruit actually came from china and was know as chinese gooseberrys until nz made them kiwifruit.
>>675247861
So this is the incognegro thread I suppose?
Tell me about your country, The good the bad etc. I know shit about it, but Americans are already called ignorant, so fuck it why not go with it on this occasion?
>>675247933
>>675248027
They are completely politically separate right?
I would assume New Zealand is smaller, so likely less powerful both internationally and in regards to Aussies.
What types of races are there?
How do you view Americans?
>>675247870
nah, more like canadians/americans tbqh bro
Dunners reporting, into this thread as well.
Today's thread(s) are about as shambolic as F1 qualifying, but whatever.
>>675248292
>They are completely politically separate right?
Yes.
>I would assume New Zealand is smaller, so likely less powerful both internationally and in regards to Aussies.
Arguably culturally more significant.
> What types of races are there?
Brown, white, asians.
> How do you view Americans?
A bunch of retarded blood thirsty wankers.
>>675248292
Separate governments still both technically under queens law. The people are as politically different as you can get.
Races, mostly white with a bunch of natives, islanders, Asians and Indians. Australia is the same
>>675247870
Just as I despise most of my own countrymen, I fucking hate most Australians.
>>675247723
>>675248292
>how do you view Americans
Loud, obnoxious, egotistical narcissists.
just kill me pls
>>675248497
You saw yesterday's bro. At least the shitposts are minimal
>>675248802
ok idbro.....
>>675248913
Can't be him, he's already dead
>>675248240
>>kiwi
>kiwifruit actually came from china and was know as chinese gooseberrys until nz made them kiwifruit.
Yeah but how does the kiwi bird make the kiwi fruit? In America fruit grows on trees, birds lay eggs. I don't get how the-- yeah you thought I was serious for just a minute didn't you fuck face lmao.
>>675248316
>>675248411
It's like 'they are there, I don't dislike them or like them all that much' but this is what it is.
>>675248506
I appreciate your honesty.
But why do you think you are more culturally significant. Not being a smart ass, I really don't know anything about either country.
>>675248532
Here's a good one: Does England control either countries in question, or is it just a historical formality?
>>675248664
At least the synopsis seems to be quite similar across the board. We aren't all like that. Quite often the loudest are the least discernible. Sorry for that.
>>675248913
i'm not idbro
>>675248809
yesterdays one was a complete wreck
>>675249078
whys that anon?
>>675249035
>>675249035
Always fun to see someone with no idea how autistic he appears
>>675249035
England has no power, however if there were a WW3 we'd automatically be on Britain's side. The monarchy succeeded all power to the people, she has no authority even in England.
>>675249204
Kek but plzno
>>675249409
you fear my power, yes? you fear what these hands are capable of?
>>675249035
>yeah you thought I was serious for just a minute didn't you fuck face lmao.
i've come to expect retardation at frequencies only dogs can hear from americans on 4chan tbh bro
>>675249492
Yes. I'm afraid. Please senpai don't. Please be gentle
>>675249567
you have my mercy anon, i shall treat you, and by extension, /nzg/ with kindness for tonight
>>675248913
IDbro only wanted to die ironically
>>675247035
Yes!! Lauren?
>>675247035
age? face pic? used to live in nelson, might know her
>>675249956
Same!
>>675247138
MOAR
>>675249492
Pls not the anus
>>675248664
Yes. This.
>>675248292
>likely less powerful internationally
Well if you look at like purely statistical data like economy then yeah Aus more powerful cos they have a stronger dollar and all that, but honestly in terms of the world actually listening to what we say I'd guess at pretty even, if not NZ slightly on top since we've invented more cool stuff and have some pretty smart people in our history.
Oh yeah, Blenheim reporting in.
>>675249751
Arigatou gozaimasu, senpai.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35869254
2 bombs gone off at an airport in brussels
>>675249239
>implying I don't know
>>675249323
So a figurehead, yeah that's what I suspected.
>>675249540
lol
I am a [former] NRA member
trust me I know.
I paid into it because I am a constitutionalist, and they are the main lobbyist group, for-- well you know. They send you propaganda in the mail once a fucking week saying all kinds of border-line racist retarded shit. It gets old. Nigger I contributed to you to preserve freedom, not try to convince me Obama is the anti-christ and will single handily disarm all of America with his jigabboo army [rough translation] but basiaclly saying that shit. I just wanted a political voice that forced legislation for responsible rights for those that do not commit crimes with firearms to continue to do so. It really reminds my of stormfront faggots, SJWs, and and feminists. One day I decided fuck them. They always say 'this is what we are' and then group a bunch of bullshit along with it. FTGE I refuse to participate.
>>675249956
Desperation, the post.
>>675250438
What is the climate like there?
>>675250780
That's why I like the sprout variety
MFW
>>675248292
>how do you view americans?
fat
>>675251000
curiosity, the post*
also nice trips
>>675245420
DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE FUCKING THREAD RIGHT.
>>675251000
Climate varies a lot between different regions (long thin North/South islands with mountain ranges through the middle and surrounded by a fuckload of ocean = variable climate), but overall it's mild as fuck.
Belgium going up in smoke fullas
>>675251000
>What is the climate like there?
What, in Blenheim or just all of NZ? Google says:
>New Zealand has a largely temperate climate. While the far north has subtropical weather during summer, and inland alpine
>areas of the South Island can be as cold as -10 C (14 F) in winter, most of the country lies close to the coast, which means mild
>temperatures, moderate rainfall, and abundant sunshine.
But Blenheim is like the ultimate crossover, sitting at the top of the South Island we get the best (and the worst) of all the typical climates.
In summer it is stinking hot, rain very rare water shortages/limits are regular. Probably the only saving grace (as we are known for our
farms and vineyards, very thirsty work) is that in the spring rain is common, and in autumn (fall) it can be anywhere from glacial
to rainforest in terms of climate. Winter is basically just cold, with the rare sunny day poking it's head out once or twice the season.
Up North it stays pretty temperate all year round, although summer is very Sunshine Coast weather and down South it gets FUCKING
COLD. Like, South Park cold.
Was down in Dunedin (pretty far south) one winter and my van starting sliding on the icy road (Dunedin also known for having many
steep roads).
>>675251783
already posted about it >>675250780
>>675251059
I am a laborer 6'2 209
I look like that guy but probably about 15 pounds less.
I did my bmi, and I am considered '27.6' or overweight.
When you guys make fun of us for being fat are you referring to this or the rascal tycoons I see at the store?
The way the stereotype seems everyone outside of America is a body builder or a model.
>>675251418
is it an Archipelago? It seems coastal environments can drastically change due to weather. The ocean is powerful.
>>675251989
It's interesting to see that much variation.
I would assume it was always warm, but people always assume that for where I live and it was 6.1 degrees today (43 F).
>>675251989
Pretty fucking cold... if you're a pussy. Sorry pal, it just doesn't get cold here, unless you happen to live in Tekapo.
Blenheim is the fucking worst place on earth by the way.
>>675252530
Yeah fuck Blenheim. I'm moving to Syria.
>>675252762
Couldn't be any worse. There would be far fewer mouth breathers for one thing.
>>675252530
Yeah I am a pussy lol, I live in the worst place for cold tolerance, every year I get my warm buzz. But honestly, when it's snow down to fucking sea level that's what I call cold, and that has happened many a time from what I know. Shit, we got snow here two years ago to like a couple hundred feet and that was pretty damn cold, although it's the wind that keeps us cold here not the ambient temperature so much.
>worst place on earth
Agreed as fuck man, place is a shit hole. Although, IMO, if you think Blenheim is the worst place you haven't been to Seddon.
>>675252401
idek, can't think enough to answer, soz
>>675251000
The others haven't explained it too in-depth, but it's impossible to overstate how much more forward Americans are than Kiwis.
You won't notice this when we write online, but when we're talking we go to these massive lengths to make everything we say more polite. Sentences are always padded with personal qualifiers (e.g. maybe, I think, possibly, could be, I've heard), and, if possible, statements will always be worded as questions.
So a typical encounter at a Starbucks might play out as:
>Hello, good morning, how are you?
>I'm doing very well, thank you. How are you doing yourself?
>Well, on a nice day like this, I suppose things could be worse, couldn't they?
>Of course, of course. And is there anything I can help you with, sir?
>Oh, I'm sure there is. I wouldn't be imposing if I asked for a coffee?
>Oh, yeah no, we could certainly do that. What kind of coffee are you after?
>Oh, I don't know, maybe a simple flat white, if you don't mind.
>And would like some sugar with that?
>Sugar? Oh no, I don't think I should have any sugar today. I'm trying to watch the waist.
And on and on and on.
You'll basically never hear a New Zealander make a simple, declarative sentence. So, to us, Americans sound kind of like they're constantly making commands.
Hey guys, I see a ton of these threads every day here, but i could use a hand from someone.
Planning to kill myself want to go out with something opiate related. I used to have an oxycontin addiction, so I have experience with shit like that.
If I overdosed on morphine/heroin/hydro etc... would It hurt?
Would I die?
I hate myself and have spent the last two days in bed.
I wish I had more valium for tonight, and I don't feel like running a knife down my wrist like a faggot millenial.
>>675253144
Basically this but everything ends in an upward inflection making everything sound line a question, even if it's a statement.
Stuck in boring old Waihi.
What is there to do here? Honestly?
>>675253455
Get stoned and fight cops
>>675253161
If you take pills you will just puke
it'd be nice if someone cared about me for once
>>675253161
as >>675253771 said. I have ODd twice.
Yes it will hurt. Morphine would be the way to go, IV though not pills.
>>675253144
So Americans and Germans are similar, and New Zealanders are like Canadians?
>>675253161
Death is easy. You literally have to do nothing, it will happen on it's own. Focus on enjoying the time you have left.
>>675253378
When I was a teenager working customer service I used to get annoyed with Canadians because I thought that they were being sarcastic constantly (not being nice) but insulting me by not being direct.
the more you know I guess.
I also want to say that the stereotype about police is not true here. I live in a predominately poor area, and I've gone above and beyond to piss them off, aside from breaking the law.
I was trying to reproduce police injustice for a while... But they just don't do it here I guess.
>>675253771
There are ways around it, I had a gf that kept puking up her pain meds after a bad crash. I am not going to say what it is because I don't what anon to die. But if you are so inclined it exists.
>>675254105
I care about you anon.
>>675253161
im in the same boat as you anon. i've been breathing lpg just to knock myself out, hoping each time i wont wake up
>>675254105
You are never alone on the internet
I care
>>675254169
no you don't, you're some random who doesn't even know who i am
>>675253144
This as fuck, especially
>to us, Amercians sound kind of like they're constantly making commands
Yes. All of the yes.
>>675245814
waving a union jack.. Do you know that we're part of?... actually.. I wont bother..
>>675254338
Tell me about yourself.
>>675254638
not on 4chan, i don't need everyone knowing who i am or being able to identify/track me down
>>675254710
>>675254861
HES BACK
Name? or more?
>>675254710
I-is that you IDbro?
>>675254710
>>675254861
>guaranteed replies
>>675254710
>>675254861
they're so fucking unoriginal
flat asses, skimpy outfits, shit dancing and padded bras/fake boobs, and unoriginal shitty pop music
>>675254710
>>675254861
NO ONE reply to this.
>>675254263
You are going to turn your brain into swiss cheese. Don't do that.
>>675254342
It seems that you communicate by suggestions, and we communicate by directives.
>The shitty part is that we both think the other is rude, by doing what the other thinks is polite.
Thanks to whoever thought this system up.
>>675254610
Of course I do. If you have bothered to read the thread you would have gotten the joke by now.
>>675254338
Welcome home.
>>675254735
That is why anonymity and ambiguity is your friend. Don't post any personally identifiable information and you will be fine.
Use it for what it is.
>>675255033
modern day sage
>agreed
>>675254710
where the fuck have you been mate??
>>675254710
>>675254861
It'll be funny when the real idbro returns and noone will think it's actually him and just another impostor
Justin Trudeau is a massive cuck. Holy shit. I'm glad Canada has no fucking power.
>>675254710
ID fucking Bro
>>675254710
>>675254861
>>675255276
good way to bring back the thread from the dead with those guaranteed replies :^)
>>675255535
Having some snacks right now
>>675256354
swiber swibe de pussi
>>675256354
oi lad
