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I'm straight, but like getting fucked in the ass. Girlfriend

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I'm straight, but like getting fucked in the ass. Girlfriend fucks me with a strap on, but lately I've been wondering if a real dick would feel better.
Anyone with experience in both or just thoughts?
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>>675244319
How did you convince your gf to fuck you in the butt and not think less of you as a gay homo queer not worthy of her?
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>>675245013
She's not a self righteous asshole?
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>>675245270
You sound like a self righteous asshole yourself.
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>>675245386
By liking a sex act? Ok, you're obviously intelligent.
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>>675245270
Most girls would lose all respect for you, even if you don't notice it right away. She will subconciously see you as less of a man and end up taking a cock herself to feel desirable.
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>>675244319
we've talked about it with my gf, she has fingered me and even used normal dildos on me. don't know why but she's not really sure about using a strap-on.
>>675245645
citation needed.
also why in gods name would they even lose respect or end up taking cock from others?
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>>675245645
And your authority to speak on behalf of "most girls" comes from...your incredible gift of intuition? Or was there a vote I wasn't aware of.
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stop living in a fucking fantasy land like you have ever even gotten any sex. if any of you faggots in here had ever gotten any you wouldn't be talking shit
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>>675245799
Because the person that should be dominating them is making them dominate your gay pansy ass.
You deserve to lose her. Now you're contemplating taking a cock up your ass and probably giving her aids. die faggot
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>>675245880
Yes, there was a vote. Basement dwellers didn't get informed...
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>>675245997
Dominate. Good to know what century you're living in.
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>>675245013
>>675245645
>>675245013
Really? My girlfriend has been trying to put shit in my ass since I've
known her.

Guess its just a personality.
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>>675245799
My girl's not to fond of fingering, didn't like how it feels inside, haha. But she's willing to consider a real dick in the equation.
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>>675246116
I could hear you tip your fedora as i read that
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>>675245939
You mean like you are now?
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>>675246074
Don't hurt yourself on that edge there, clearly you're very different and superior so I shouldn't worry though.
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>>675244319
real dick feels different, softer (even when rock hard) and warmer. It's more the psychological aspect of actually having a dick inside you than the actual feeling itself - but does feel good if you're into that.

source: my gf and I swing, are both bisexual (although I'm 80/20 toward females, she's closer to 60/40 toward females). Have stories if there's interest
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>>675246510
Sure, Lay em' down anon, I'll read
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>>675246431
Great, you have hearing that rivals a dog. Not the only thing you have in common I'm assuming.
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>>675246510
How did you get into the swingging lifestyle. would like to but gf is prolly not game
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>>675245997
yeah, that's logical.
oh and what sort of 3rd world country do you live in where everyone has aids AND you don't have protection?
furthermore, how does one get aids from a strap-on exactly cause i wasn't contemplating on getting a cock in my ass although i wouldn't be against it in a threeway or something
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>>675246510
Incredible interest. Finally something worthwhile aside from humoring assholes.
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>>675244319
would be damn awesome if we had the technology to actually have real, fully functional dicks grown with modified DNA, and attached to our girlfriends/wives if they were also into that sorta thing.
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>>675246974
The faggot level is absurbdly high in this one
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>>675246974
Haha, yeah it would. Although as long they don't lose their vaginas, I might like dick but her natural equipment is still desirable.
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>>675246510
>I'm only 20% gay

Jokes aside, my fiance pegs me but I've never been with a guy. I'm not attracted to men at all, but do think about getting fucked in the ass sometimes. Would probably feel good, just the whole body and face of men just aren't my thing.
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>>675247064
Welcome to a strap on thread, are you lost?
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Dated a freak for 3 years, she mentioned fingering me one time and I wasn't comfortable with the idea so she dropped it. We haven't mentioned it since.
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>>675245645
Virgin autist confirmed
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>>675247264
Ditto. I experimented with some guy friends when I was younger, but didn't feel ready to be with a guy. I'm not sure if I am now, but it's a question.
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>>675247352
Ever wonder about it still?
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>>675247264
when you put it like that sounds like a bad excuse haha I like guys but like girls a lot more. Mostly I don't like guys, just like cock.

>>675246623
>>675246654
>>675246774
sure

we're still pretty new to it all tbh but have had some good times.

>be me
>gf of 4 years at the time, we're 24
>known each other since we were kids, were friends before being a couple so always pretty open about sex
>I knew she was bisexual, I hadn't been with a guy but had some interest
>we're obsessed about hygiene so usually only sex after shower
>sometimes no time for shower so we got into the habit of masturbating watching porn together
>start fantasising together about being inside the porn, doing this and that
>for about a year we get off to increasingly depraved fantasies, talk it over after we finish like "you wouldn't mind seeing me with someone else?" etc.
>we start fantasising about friends and stuff as well, talking about them while we fuck
>start doing stuff like she blows me under the covers while I watch POV bjs, full on simulated sex with other people

cont.
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>>675247507

Some nasty slut stuck a finger in while sucking me off. Definitely feels good but I won't ask for it again. Kinda gross tbh.
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>>675247912
Understandable. I personally don't like fingers, I prefer not-hand objects.
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>>675247746
cont.

>summer of 2014 we've got some time off work together, don't travel much so lots of time at home
>lots of sex
>one day we're turned on talking about her getting two guys off at once, find an online chat room, one guy seems ok so we call him on skype (audio only) and she talks us both through fapping to her, was hot as fuck
>start looking for people in chatroom to do the real thing
>95% faggots and virgins
>after a few days of discarding people (we're pretty superficial and wanted a guy who was quite hot) we said fuck it and uploaded an ad to the spanish version of craigslist (we're both spanish btw)
>50+ e-mails within an hour
>we filter through them and find one of interest
>jackpot.gif

cont.
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>>675248205
inb4 someone calls you Mexican Kek
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>>675248205

>meet with him in hotel room
>he's 19, nervous as fuck, barely beyond being a virgin, but in good shape and a decent cock
>make him shower and scrub (we did before he arrived), set some ground rules (he cannot speak, if at any point we grew tired he had to dress and leave, etc). We didn't really want a full person, just the body really.
>start kissing, gf lies him down and blows him watching me the whole time, hot as fuck but for some reason I wasn't diamonds
>realise that it's because we usually suppress when with strangers, so try to just forget he's there, start getting hard
>after checking with me she sits on him
>dick is now hardest metal known to man
>she starts riding him and blowing me
>we switch positions for a while, tbh I don't remember everything we did, I know at some point I was blowing him and she me, he didn't really get too involved in the bisexual aspect but I was fine with that, just wanted to try some stuff initially
>anal and dp ensued, gf preferred double vaginal over standard dp
>spent a long time just lying down with her blowing me and him fucking her on all fours, was a sight to see
>gotta admit for being so nervous he lasted a long time
>in the end he came on her tits and I in her mouth
>we lay down, her in the middle, silence
>awkward as fuck
>ask him to leave, he's barely dressed and she's already got him out the door
>we laugh like fuck, can't believe what we just did, moment of clarity
>shower, leave hotel (don't want to sleep in cum-stained bed), go to friends house to tell her the whole thing, need to share

I still fap to that first time. Any interest for more?
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anyone recommend a cheap prostate stimulator? been wanting to experience a p-gasm but not down to spend like 50+ dollars on a device to stick up my ass
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>>675249110
your fingers are free anon
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>>675248981
Damn. That sounds like a fun night. And no regrets?
Yeah, there's interest.
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>>675246127
She wants to turn you into her little sissy slut
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>>675249110
There's some cheap dildos on Amazon. Just buy one, some lube, bend over and go to town on yourself. Feels incredible.
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>>675244319
You're not straight, and that's awesome.

All humans are bisexual.

Straight people are delusioned by society.
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>>675249110
I can only p-gasm with a vibrator, but if you can do it by just rubbing it just get a cheep toy off the internet.
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>>675249666
Shut up satan with your infinite sacrafice orgies
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>>675249666

Satan speaks
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>>675244319
>I'm straight, but like getting fucked in the ass.
that's gay

This vid explains why:
I'm straight, but like getting fucked in the ass.
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>>675249666
I'm okay with that. Whatever let's me enjoy something on my dick and something in my ass.
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>>675249873
Call it what you want, semantics was not the purpose for this thread.
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I hate the labels associated with sexuality. Specifically speaking, "gay", "straight", "bisexual".
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>>675248981
Me and my wife have started swinging also. Your three way story sounds a lot like my experience. Only ours was a last minute thing. She was planning to go play with him after I went to work and she ended up begging me to go also and double up on her. Problem was we had already fuck twice that morning and me not being 20 anymore, I had trouble staying up. It was a lot of fun for all of us and we plan to do it again.
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>>675244319
Op my gf is looking to buy a strap on to use on me. I'm nervous, we do do anal stuff and she fingers me and it feels great, but moving to a strap on makes me nervous. Do you have any suggestions to help me relax, and perhaps a good strap on recommendations for a beginner
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>>675250137
I'm impartial to them, but I see their uses. With billions of people on the planet it can be useful to quantify large amounts with so few words.
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>>675249695
tried manually. hand got too exhausted. thinking one with vibration is the only way to go
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OP in 1 year
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>>675250412
Op is pretty fucking hot
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>>675250314
I understand the use

I think what I'm trying to say is, I hate how we try to throw those words as an insult. Specifically "gay". The negative association with the word makes it seem like it's a bad thing.
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>>675250412

She's hot
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>>675244319
Im banging a zranny.
The dildo he's using is likr 1,5 inches longer and 0,5 inches wider than my dick.
Asking why he's still content with my considerably smaller dick, he answered that it feels better (warmer /alive)
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>>675250596
Is a zranny some sort of super tranny?
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>>675250596
It's like buying Great Value instead of name brand. Great Value might be a better deal but Name Brand is the fucking shit.
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>>675248981
Yep more pls
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>>675249873
It's not gay if a chick is doing it. The fact that he thinks about men tho is the gay part.
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>>675250270
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0178M5L10/ref=pd_aw_sim_121_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=31KbQZMPEJL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL300_SR300%2C300_&refRID=17PFF1SC9RHZAPQ9PG5A

Check that one out. Buy lots of lube that's safe for the toy, and practice by yourself first. Get familiar in a quiet place and just see what feels good. Try a finger or two first, then once it's relaxed, try the dildo.
You have to be relaxed though, it's the difference between crazy pain, and a whole new type of pleasure.
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>>675247912
Yeah seems to me putting something in a hole meant for deporting shit wouldn't be very sexy, even in the moment.
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>>675249286
no regrets at all
might type another up in a while if thread is still around
>>675250268
nice! So you actually fuck with other people without being together? we have an inclusion rule: we do nothing without both of us being present.
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>>675250707
Obviously mistyped twice in my text.
>Misstyped or mistyped?
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A loving finger in the butt
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>>675244319
Go to a friend that wants to fuck you and ask him for a bareback ride.
Don't use a condom,it's gonna feel wierd.
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>>675250977
>>675249286
>>675250268
>>675248981
Ok another

>after that we don't have any more experiences for a while but walk around with ego through the roof for a month or so
>start talking about it again, I want to do more than just blow a guy, she misses being with a woman
>decide to search for a couple, no idea where
>put ads on craigslist, everyone who gets in touch is in their late 40s, no chance
>finally discover a swinging website
>jackpot.mov
>start talking with some couples, meet up with a few for coffee but it doesn't go much further than that
>lots of couples aren't clear on what they want/want just soft exchange (kissing and touching but no sex)
>we want full on orgy, not wasting our time on this touchyfeely shit
>finally find a likeminded couple, in their late 30s but good shape, she's got red hair which fulfilled a nice fetish
>meet up at their house (we use fake names and shit for swinging but they don't value their privacy I guess)
>we'd spoke about fantasies a lot so brought a full on bag of sex toys

cont.
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>>675252019

This gonna be good
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>>675250270

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005T4QRP4/ref=pd_aw_sbs_121_of_7?ie=UTF8&dpID=41il00R5oDL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_SL500_SR300%2C300_&refRID=10DZ8N9ZV8A1WEB6JHEY

This is the one that I use, and it's great. I don't much care for the vibrating feature, but the size is perfect. Usually I'll go into the shower and start of alone, going slowly until I'm ramming into myself. Then I'll bring in the reinforcements :) It's safe for me and more fun for her.
I'm still pretty new at it myself, we're still exploring. Later today I'm going to fuck myself with the strap on while she rides me on top. Crazy excited.
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>>675244319
>I'm straight, but like getting fucked in the ass.
op is a fag
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>>675251187
Yes. We are supposed to try to have one regular playmate. She still plays with the same guy. Her sister and I was going to play but she decided it might be to much drama :( Still looking for one myself.
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>>675252019
>have a few drinks, gf is especially nervous, I'm strangely calm
>transition to bedroom is hard to do, not sure when it's a good time to just say to halfstrangers "so shall we fuck?"
>finally they pull out a dice game where we have to do challenges and shit
>stupid ass challenges like tickle with a feather etc but gets the job done and after a while we're all naked
>dice happens to roll that I am center of attention, lie down and the other couple blow me while gf and I kiss, was wierd feeling, not as hot as I'd thought
>another roll gets my gf in handcuffs, she lies down and the other woman goes down on her, dick is diamonds
>notice the other guy's dick is made of a similar type of rock, start blowing him
>other woman is talented carpetmuncher, hear gf cum, they keep going
>get tired of sucking his cock, put mine in my gf's mouth, he comes over and she blows us both while the redhead eats her out
>that's prob my favorite memory image for fap material tbh

cont.
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>>675251778
This. I'd like this, but not sure how to approach the subject while also leaving him room to say no without feeling bad or anything.
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>>675245997
This anon gets it.
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>>675244319
That makes u gay
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Having such a great thing as a prostate and not stimulating it is just fucking stupid.
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>>675253552
Preach
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>>675252490
single girls into swinging are unicorns anon, we're still looking too. There are a few but from what I can see about them I wouldn't hit that with a ten foot pole and a hazmat suit
>>675252717
cont.

>redhead decides my gf has had enough and beckons me over, I leave my gf blowing him (they transition into a 69 with him on top, much to my disappointment because I couldn't see much of her)
>quickly distracted by redhead, master level cockgobbler
>she's one of those who doesn't go slow at all, just goes full facefuck from the start - I prefer slow but was hard enough that I went with it
>feel I might cum if she continues at that speed so make her stop and eat her out for a while
>my gf and the guy stop what they're doing, guy wants to switch and be with his wife for a while, so I start eating my gf out instead
>redhead gets on all fours over my gf, her husband starts fucking her
>I start fucking my gf, occasionally redhead pulls me out and sucks me, was hot but distracting and she wasn't very delicate about it
>after a while of this I needed a break, went to bathroom
>come back and gf is blowng the guy while redhead is eating my gf's ass out
>I decide to help out gf
>the guy comes unexpectedly, sits out and watches - wants to get hard again but can't for some reason
>redhead sits on me and gf and I kiss until I come
>we go downstairs and have a steak dinner (the guy is a chef apparently)
>were going to go for second round afterwards but it got late talking so we left it for another day
>we brought bag of toys for nothing
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>>675253552
It's stimulated every time I poop
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>>675253552
Then im happy as stupid
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>>675253626
>>we go downstairs and have a steak dinner (the guy is a chef apparently)
Haha, can't stop laughing
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>>675253626
Yes they are. Hell, finding couples that the woman can play solo is impossible. Sounds cheap but, what luck i have had, has been pretending to be cheating. If I mention my wife is cool about it, they loose interest. If I either don't mention I am married or let it "slip" and pretend to be sneaking, they are all for it. Still perfecting my angle. When we fist started looking into swinging, we thought we would only do the inclusive thing. Problem is, all the couples we talked to, just didn't work out. My wife need either a guy with a decent body or minimum of 5 " and thick. Plenty of hot women, but their men where not doing it for my wife. So we decided to allow solo. Plus neither one of us are BI. She is thinking about trying it. I am not interested. MAYBE a passable trans. Big maybe. But it really limited are couples play to nothing
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>>675253626
no more story?
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>>675253626

Tell me about the steak

Tbone? Ribeye? Medium Rare? Medium? Please don't tell me it was well done ;)
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>>675253850
Is it weird that I look at girls with strap ons and I just want to fuck them even more? I have a domination fetish or something. Something about dominating a person that thinks they can dominate turns me on.
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>>675253850
I would bite the pillow
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Alll that matters when it comes to being fucked is who's fucking you, and most of the time someone with an actual dick is going to be better at using it.
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>>675254421
yeah bisexuality helps a lot tbh. We spent an evening with one couple where the guy was pretty terrible but she was insanely hot. We told them beforehand that we only wanted to be with her and he was ok with it, he watched the three of us fuck then she blew him at the end.

dunno I'm not jealous about gf being with others without me there, I'd just be pissed that I didn't get to see it
>>675254600
have more but can't be arsed to type them up, sorry
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>>675254699
was overdone for my taste, all too common in spain unfortunately
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>>675255150
Oh well, a steak is a steak. Thanks for sharing.
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>>675244319
the only reason to use a real dick is if:
>1] you want to help another faggot get off
and/or
>2] you want to make marblecake
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>>675255376
That's a yes.
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thred is ded
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>>675255376
Yep
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>>675255065
U could fuck me
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>>675257724
Ever tried the ShareXL before? It's great, I can tell. Contractions from your partner are being transferred through the toy.
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>>675257982
Hehe, sounds fun
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>>675250575
""""""""""she"""""""""""
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>>675247264
How long have you been with this cuck?
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>>675259317
Tranny
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>>675245645
You're not wrong in theory, but you are in practice. This only happens if you're a mid level semi un-masculine dude. If you're masculine enough she sees it as role reversal. Its hot since she knows its implausible in terms of making sense and that you're just seconds away from reversing it. That's totally different from spineless feminist males who the girl just wants to dominate and then move on from.
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>>675252910
Go and ask him "dude,my gf fucks me in the ass with a dildo and I was wondering what a real dick feels like. So if you wanna fuck me,get the lube,if not,k"
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>>675244319

Feels more or less the same, the real difference is when your sucking. Nothing like a real cumshot to the face.
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>>675245645
This has been my experience. Have been pegged by gf (my initiative) later she left me. It hasn't been the sole reason, but I'm pretty sure it contributed to her image of me as a strong male being corroded which eventually led to lack of attraction from her part.
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>>675246974

Thought about this for far too long
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>>675247264

Same TBH
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>>675245645
I can confirm this, but it isn't really a bad thing. I let my girlfriend completely dominate me now, and it all started when she pegged me. She keeps me in chastity and fucks other men. She makes me fuck her with a strap on when I'm in chastity. She controls all of the money and makes all of the decisions. She even picks out my clothes for me. She goes through my phone sometimes. I like it. I like being a cuck bitch.
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>>675245580
ha. your shitheaded reply proved
this guy >>675245386
right
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Fuck that you faggots, taking dick up the ass. What the hell is wrong with you guys? such a pussy boi to take a dick in the ass. I bet youve never been in a real fight have you girly man?
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I want guys to fuck me in the ass BUT I'M STRAIGHT REALLY I'M STRAIGHT NOTHING GAY ABOUT GETTING IT UP THE BUM
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>>675259674
You're just trying to turn it to make yourself feel better. You're not masculine, she doesn't respect you, you're a cuck.
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>>675244319
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>>675249432

He's right you know
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>>675250268

*My wife and I
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>>675244319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Gwgt51-Aw
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>>675261023
oh you insecure baby. so cute
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>>675259674
This is the correct answer for all you fellas wondering, it does not matter what you like in sex its all about how masculine you are when you are not taking her cock, thats what turns her fee fees on and lots of girls love that role reversal for the small time in the bedroom when they are in that role normally.

That last line is important, keep your lady in check, she is always second to you. Once she is better than you in a public light she loses interest because she wants better cock than she deserves by nature. She is satisfied with life when she is led by a good leader.
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>>675246127
For some reasons I imagine white girls being more willing to stick shit in your ass than other races.
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>>675250270

Buy some Anal-ese, or pretty much any numbing lube, so you feel no pain, just pleasure.

My wonderful girlfriend plans on pounding my ass tonight.

>fucking diamonds
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>>675250412

I'd bang OP then
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>>675261688
DON'T USE ANYTHING DESENSITIZING, DUMBASS
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>>675255376
>>675256487
>>675257503

She's my wife. We are still pretty new to the pegging thing but she obliges me. I like posting her nudes and stuff but all the full blown cuck shit in this thread is probably a no go. We enjoy it for the role reversal, she likes to indulge my fetishes and with pegging it's easier to get her to let me fuck her in the ass if I tell her she can do me too.

But I'm kinda with OP on this. Don't really find men attractive at all but lately have been really curious about getting a real cock up the ass. Something about having them cum inside me gets me really hard when I think about it.

>inb4 gay

Probably, but I'm married and at this point labels of sexuality don't really matter to me. It's all in pursuit of greater pleasures and it's a shame to miss out on that when you're too caught up on putting a word on your sexuality.
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>>675261646
my gf is persian and always tells me she cant wait to fuck me in the ass.
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Gonna dump this here. Enjoy /b/ OP is not a fag :) https://www.dropbox.com/s/si4qgdyupftbuxt/22.3.16.rar?dl=1 16
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>>675262165
I guess it's more black girls that I don't imagine being into it. I get the impression that men being men is more important for them. Obviously there are going to be some people into it in every group, it's just proportions.

Either way good for you! I wish my gf was up for it.
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You're probably not straight if you're thinking about getting fucked in the ass with a real dick. Nothing wrong with that.
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>>675244319
Prostate stimulation is not gay. But doing it with shitty plastic dildos is not that great. What you want is the real thing. Basically me and my friend take turns stimulating each others' prostate with our dicks, while watching (straight) porn. It's really no different from buddyfapping, where you jack off each other while watching porn. That feels much better too since it's a stranger's hand.

Anyway, we both like girls and we have a girlfriend so we're 100% straight, but each Sunday we go to a Hotel to jack off to some lesbo porn or something and then hammer each others' prostates until we cum like 10 times each. We both tried pegging with our girlfriends, but I can't even get hard like that, the plastic is just not the same.
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>>675263207
Obvious troll is obvious
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>>675249100

smooth plastic spatula handle
candles (girls and women have been using candles for centuries)

mix Silicone Caulk with a small amount of Naptha, or mineral spirits, or Acetone. Dip an object into the mixture. hang inverted to dry and cure. Wait a day between coatings. Mix only as much as you need and use disposable plastic cups as the excess material will cure and not be reusable the next day. Alternatively use a new empty paint can, seal carefully after sprinkling top of mixture with a few excess splashes of the same diluting/solvent liquid (Acetone,Naptha, Mineral Spirits).

Do Not Use the toy until it is Fully Cured.
The Solvents and the base metarial exude acetone and the added thinning solvents for several days. Essentially when it no longer stinks to high heaven of them it still will be giving off enough to burn. Use about a full weel after the last coating and youll be in the clear. Use earlier with a condom.

You can coat a sock or other fabric, or coat harder, firmer objects. Do not coat foodstuffs (ie, dont coat a carrot). The material is Better than that of the more odourous Jelly toys made that give off dangerous Teraphthalates. The best toys are 100% silicone which js what your toy will be when it is fully cured.

To cure faster keep at room temperatures, or slightly higher, and with plenty of airflow. It Will cure outside if you need to hide it outdoors while it's curing and giving off odors, but it's likely to be discovered by its scent.

once fully cured GE Silicone Caulk or GE Silicone II caulk is completely scent free, non toxic, hypoallergenic, flexible, and smooth if you crafted it using the dip method.

Alternate crafting methods use long cured beads of silicone caulk braided together, then dipped once or twice to form a smoother cover. This method crafts a toy in a very few days.

Your prostate will Like but Not like being bumped internally at the same time. The way to cum automagically is to overcomeyour prostate's protestations
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>>675260496
Soz bro, but you should have probably fucking known that before you asked her to shove a fake dick up your ass.

Take it as a life lesson, move on, and treat the next one like shit. She will love you for it.
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>>675260854
That is so pathetic. She should castrate you.
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you fags disgust me, this is b8 and i dont like it
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