Should I do it /b/?
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Should I do it /b/?
Please, don't do it, anon. Don't do it.
>>675235704
You can do literally anything else in the world right now, but if you really can't think of anything better to do than jump you're probably not worth anything else.
>>675235704
That probably won't kill you. Go to the bar and start talking to women...get some pussy tonight.
Don't do it
Do a flip
Na thatll kill him specially if he gors super hard n goes for the crevass.
>>675235704
I think this thing is also saying no. Whatever it is. You can see it on the ground.
>>675236737
Hell I already know I'm not worth anything else. I'm fucking depressed over a girl like a fucking teenager and I'm 27. Been two days and I still can't shake it.
>>675236850
I would, but I'm an ugly trans freak. No one wants this as proven by the multiple rejections I've gotten in the last few years.
Also it's 6 stories so it might...
>>675237031
Hah, first thing to make me smile tonight.
Do a flip, faggot.
judging by your shoes... be the an hero /b/ needs
>>675235704
That depends, who are you going to vote for? Seriously though, don't do it.
>>675237162
I meant to post a picture with it, but instead I smoked a bowl and forgot. win/win for the night.
On the other hand though, if you jump. Take your shoes off first. You don't wanna get them dirty.
>>675235704
>>675237162
>I know I'm not worth anything else
>upset about a dumb bitch
>ugly trans freak
Okay, go ahead and do it. You won't be missed.
Ur atranny? Post em.
>>675237162
Nah, I know someone who fell about that height and they just ended up a crippled mess. Couldn't walk anymore, couldn't wipe their own ass. Go to college then, make something of your life...find a hobby. Life is worth living.
>>675237162
Shit /b/rother, I was 29 before I met a keeper. Now I'm marrying her. It can get better, but not if you're dead.
So what r u? A girl dressed as a man or a man dressed as a girl?
>>675235704
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WHAAAATTTTT ARE THOOOSE
>>675237809
Second, wearing flats and sweatpants though so yeah
Just kill yourself allready fuck
One less cancer thread since you wont deliver
>>675238030
But ur depressed over a girl?
>>675238030
how far into the trans are you? pics?
>>675238030
Right after you jump you'll regret it and then before you hit the ground you'll wish you hadn't jumped... You'll think of all the good in your life, and then it will be gone. Worst case scenario you survive the fall and will lie in agony for hours before you finally bleed to death.
>>675235704
r u asian?
>>675238209
Yes, I'm a lesbian
>>675238267
Year and 5 months
>>675237162
First off, you must be either a newfag or an attention whore. No one cares about a life story.
The value of life does not take into consideration the consequences of actions. We all must eventually deal with the consequences of everything we have done, but once the damage has been done and reepings have been sowed, the value of life does not change. A life is only ever more valuable if it has a score to settle.
Next up, if you think you can die and you want to die, you will die. Whether you're ready or not. You're facing a 100% chance of death no matter what, and I can assure you, neither you, nor I, will be remembered. So do something memorable. Get off of that ledge, take that gun out of your mouth, put down whatever it is that you are holding, and live. Don't fucking waste it with partying. Don't fucking shorten it with substances that have no affect beyond a couple substances. Die in memory. If you're going to be a waste, atleast be a decent waste.
Get into a fight. Throw yourself into the conflict. Pick a side. End up on the news. See that shit over there in the Middle East? Go fight for whatever it is you believe in! Make your death a death worth mourning! Join the glorious bastards in their one ticket ride to glory! And stop being such a fag about it.
Don't kill yourself. You have one life to live. Don't throw it away. Can you really say that there is nothing that makes like worth living? No matter how shitty things have been there must have been something in your life that made you happy. Maybe those things are gone now, if so, find something new. The world is a big place. Things will get better anon, just keep living, please.
livestream please i never bother to watch any but i promise i will
>>675238706
>Get off of that ledge, take that gun out of your mouth, put down whatever it is that you are holding
pasta confirmed. established jumper
Fuck is going on cant even see pics.
Looks like laying in bed with a wall made of fiberglass snot.
>>675238632
was going to say I would tap that but you said only interest in girls.
>>675237162
oh wow two whole days amazing well at least you gave yourself enough time to recover
dont forget to livestream
>>675238984
Will confess, was inspired by the, "The world is your oyster speech." All else is original.
>>675235704
Don't do it.
hugs
>>675239437
From Adam Carolla?
>>675235704
It can get better.
People tell me their lives don't have any meaning all the time. It makes me so fucking angry.
I always tell them the same thing.
You make your own goddamn meaning out of life. Nobody but assholes make one for you. So make your own meaning. It'll get better.
Are you still here, op?
>>675239773
Yeah, it's getting cold
>>675237155
the doggo of christmas past
>>675238632
Ok you convinced me
Jump
meme are the cure friend
Bad times are what make the good times so good, hang in bud lots of good people to meet
Ravenclaw?
be cured
>>675235704
ya you should definitely invest in a better camera, yours is shit
cleansed of all doubt
do a flip
let the memes cleanse you
accept them
>>675238632
your best bet would be to find a girl who is bi. Most lesbians wouldn't be to happy about you being a guy before.
take their warmth
>>675240330
Haha holy shit yeah
>>675235704
At least let us know where you are from and send a last message before you jump. Then we can look for you in the news tomorrow
>>675238632
Don't
Just go inside and get some rest. I want you to know that at least I care. Even though I've never met you and likely never will, I care if you jump. So go inside, for me
>>675238632
lmao you're a qt, sucks that you're lesbian tho id fuck you
>>675235704
OP quickly run down and set your phone recording where you expect to land run back up and jump .... If you survive post to /b/
>>675237162
Dude, only two days? W.T.F. do you think? That two hours after, your just suppose to be fine? It took me six month to get over the last time I got dumped and really fucking fine now. Common!!!
>>675240694
Just a little bit further, you can do it faggot
>>675240883
just have their x do it
>>675238632
you look like michael cera in a wig
>>675237162
Don't you think ugly freak is a little far fetched?
why dont you get some fucking friends you fucking fag get a fucking hobby and fucking do something with youre pointless fucking life you want to waste talking to some faggots on whether or not to solve all your temporary problems killing urself
>TLDR: OP is a faggot
>tie piano wire around neck
>glue hand to head
>jump
makes it look like you ripped your own head off
>>675240601
Pfft seriously look at that danish girl fuckin movie.
She might have to be a fatty but in slumps ive tagged and released a couple of whales.Move into a bigger city whatever but high speed dirt aint gonna help u a whole lot.
Shit you could be reincarnated as a black african baby with ebola.
just listen to all the edgelords sing. what a lovely tune
>>675235704
FUCK IT OP SINCE WE KNOW YOURE A FAGGOT AND YOU ARE HOME ALREADY LETS FUCK WITH YOUR EX AND SEND HER THIS PIC SAYING "goodbye I will always love you "
>>675237162
>depression
>he can't shake it in 2 days
No shit retard Depression is a serious mental illness, you can't shake it off in 2 days. I think your real problem is allowing yourself to get hung up on someone else more than caring about your own well being and now your sad because they flaked on you and you have nothing. IMO, that's the most beta-bitch thing someone can do.
>>675241279
Max keks!
baited by a tranny
>>675235704
RIP in pieces OP
>>675238632
May your nose have broken your fall; So you may return to tumblr from whence you came.
>>675236587
This
go be some deep retard and go to a playground and swing on the swing and ponder about life
>>675235704
We are all committing suicide, its called the aging process and trust me that on a scale of infinity, a hundred years is less than microscopic so you don't even need to do that. It will come whether you like it or not. Whether you want it to or not. Why be so eager when its inevitable anyway.
>>675239902
Are you still sitting out in the cold, op?
>>675240694
Yeah I have those pants too
Fly on
So op, are you still with us or not?
>>675242857
>>675243381
Yes, for now
>>675240694
Tape your phone to your forehead so we can get a POV of what a lesbian looks like swan diving into a giant wet hole.
>>675243454
do you like the memes?
and/or do like them?
I don't see any tits so gtfo.
Get higher then jump, if you survive post pics before Amberlamps comes to spoil the party
>>675238632
can u stream if u jump please
>>675243454
Please, just go inside and get some rest. You've got me worried about you.
>>675243454
Did you send your ex the pic ?
>>675235704
hey there buddy. You should not do it. If you need someone to talk to add my kik. My kik is wolfendenk
What is this a picture of, i have a hard time seeing it. I see two faces though.
>>675243915
give this man the noots
>>675240949
EXACTLY TWO FUCKIN' DAYS?? YOU'LL GET OVER IT FFS
Ignore all the perverts drooling over the perspective of cheap morbid curiosity satisfaction at your expense. Its called sociopaths and they're everywhere. Like I saide before, it took me six months to get over the last time I was dumped and trust me that I'M more than fine now and like I've also said before, even a hundred years of life is extremely short considering. I'm 41 now and feel like the first half of my life really went by way to fast and we're all dying anyway and way faster than we think at a young age. trust me, its ridiculous to be in any hurry.
>>675235704
Take it from someone who did once jump to their death, although I'm still alive today. The moment your weight shifts too far to recover from will begin the most frightening few seconds of your life. It will feel like you're weightless for a long, long time and you'll think about more things in that short time than you ever thought you could possibly think about. Very quickly you'll begin to see clear solutions to any and all problems you have and you'll have a clear vision of a good future. Once this has happened you'll immediately realise what you're wasting and you'll begin willing yourself backwards in time, attempting to summon a mystical power to unfuck what you just fucked, but that doesn't work. Then it's right there at arms reach, the floor and your death. Still wishing to live and not enough time to accept death, you will die at the same moment you have the greatest will to live. If you want to learn what life is about, jump. If you want to live your life, get down. We all suffer, all the time.
>>675243454
>Ignore all the perverts drooling over the perspective of cheap morbid curiosity satisfaction at your expense. Its called sociopaths and they're everywhere. Like I saide before, it took me six months to get over the last time I was dumped and trust me that I'M more than fine now and like I've also said before, even a hundred years of life is extremely short considering. I'm 41 now and feel like the first half of my life really went by way to fast and we're all dying anyway and way faster than we think at a young age. trust me, its ridiculous to be in any hurry.
send dank memes
>>675244378
> old single fag
> 41 years old and still dealing with gfs Kek
>>675244858
Not single at all. 10 years with her now.
>>675245061
looks like you are forcing her
>>675245184
Sure... sure...
>>675244378
>>675245061
>drooling
>over lesbian that looks like Michael Cera with a prostitutes wig on
>sociopath
Listen, you geriatric nigger.
When multiple people everyday on /b/ cry wolf about suicide.
The one's who actually want it to happen are not psychopathic.
More or less.
We just want to break the dry season and get some OC.
And if they have to cry about it on /b/ of all places. That's pretty fucking sad, and most likely bait.
Learn how to green text.
You also look like the type of mother fucker to take everything seriously.
Even a fart in public would probably spark some try-hard intellectual discussion out of you; On how it bothers people around them.
Fuck off you dopey looking cunt.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!?
>>675235704
you'll probably just really fuck your legs up, it's not that high. you have a measurement of the height?
>>675245290
You lost me at Listen
>>675245302
nice meme
very current
>9/11
tubgirl, because tubgirl
>>675245381
Don't be upset that you're 41 and your life is so fruitless you have to browse /b/ to get a kick out of white-knighting.
Your girl isn't gonna suck your dick because you march in the feminazi protests with other cucks.
>>675243454
Still there? Its the "single" oldfag speaking.
so are we just not caring about OP anymore just yelling at each other?
oh 4chan will be 4chan
>>675245845
You lost me at Don't
>>675245852
Yeah I'm back in my appartment pounding beers for courage
>>675237162
>trans
just jump
>>675245961
Ahhhhhhhh coooooooooolllll
>>675245961
Now I can breathe easy
>>675245961
please stream this shit
>>675245914
Cuckfag
>>675246126
Yesssss glad to hear it
>>675246229
You lot me at " "
>>675246311
You win.
You guys seem to loos me a lot but hey that's what losers do right.
Snarf
>>675246134
make a skype group fgt
Kill ur self I got shit to do
>>675246956
You're to late. She's back inside and drinking to release the pressure so try again another time.
>>675245614
I FEEL YOU RAPING ME WITH YOUR EYES
>>675247142
I know I've been waiting for what feels like 20min>>675247179
Kek
>>675247179
Well you sure ain't talking about yourself and that's a fact
>>675246311
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>>675237155
these dubs are worth living for
U should do it i dont want more of u searching for attention
>>675247367
Sometimes what it feels like is what it actually is. Think about that.
>>675247179
top tier meme fam
>9/11
>>675247413
Then why are you giving her any by talking to her? You should be more consistant with yourself.
>>675247506
Woah
>>675247179
>>675235704
Hey OP, if you're still here, dont do it, go snort cocaine off a strippers ass, whip your dick out and start flailing it at people.
sure you'll end up in jail but if you're gonna kill yourself, atleast make other people laugh.
ive been suicidal thanks to manic depression since i was 14. i make others laugh and thats how i dont kill myself.
also i drink alot so that might help.
Post tits or find a higher ledge
>>675248122
nevermind just saw you're a tranny.
the world doesnt need your mental illness. fucking abomination.
jump
>>675237155
Thats the first thing I saw. fucking creepy. Dont do it also
>>675235704
Can anyone else see that creepy af face??
>>675248965
Yep. It as already been mentioned and yes, it is oddly creepy.
Don't do it anon. It sounds like you just need someone to love you.
>>675249423
i love the memes and the memes love me
Don't do it, OP. You will love again.
Here's a random wikipedia article, and a pug named Toby.
Prahran and Malvern Tramways Trust
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Opening of the PMTT tramway in Glenferrie Road, Malvern, 16 December 1911
The Prahran and Malvern Tramways Trust was a former tram operator in Melbourne, Australia. The trust was formed in 1907, with its first line operating in 1910. Its functions were taken over by the Melbourne and Metropolitan Tramways Board in 1920.
Contents [hide]
1 History
2 Surviving trams
3 References
4 External links
History[edit]
The Tramways Trust was formed under the Prahran & Malvern Tramways Trust Act 1907 to construct and operate electric trams in the municipalities of Prahran and Malvern. The original members of the trust were Alexander Cameron (Chairman), W. O. Strangward (Secretary), H.S. Dix (Manager and Engineer), S. Bangs, William Knox MLC, Walter Lewis and Thomas Luxton.[1]
Noyes Bros. were selected as the primary contractors for the work.[2] The first rail was laid along High Street on 20 October 1909. The Malvern tram depot was opened on 30 May 1910[3] as were the first lines: along High Street from Charles Street, Prahran to Tooronga Road and the other along Glenferrie and Wattletree Roads from High Street to Burke Road.
In 1910, the Trust was reconstituted to include representatives of the cities of St Kilda and Caulfield. The Trust consisted of five members, one each from the four constituent councils and the Chairman. The first tram service began along High Street on 30 May 1910 with a 6¾ mile track.[4] On 11 July 1911, the Trust was authorized to construct a tramway along Dandenong Road from Glenferrie Road to Chapel Street, Windsor.[5] The route was extended to Caulfield and St Kilda in 1911, and to Melbourne in 1912. The extension of the electric tram service along Glenhuntly Road, Elsternwick, took place in 1914.[4]
>>675235704
Timestamp it faggot
