Hey /b/ what's wrong with my dick
Is shy
there's no penis in it
>>675232954
your penis has gender dysphoria and wants to become a vagina
What dick
>>675232954
Penis length was supposed to be an UNSIGNED integer, OP
>>675233130
It's just simply not there
>>675232954
You're fat. Protip: lose weight. I lost 120lbs and gained 3 visible inches of cock, flaccid and erect.
>>675233300
I wish I had seen top gun before I made a joke about a pilot cumming on his own face. This would've made the joke a lot funnier.
at first i thought this was a belly botton
This is the first penis I've seen whos lenght begins with a minus sign.
>>675232954
>I was after your lucky charm.
>I'm good at my job.
>>675233660
Yeah true. I used to be a solid 9 inches when I was 170# now I'm 220# and 8 inches. Your girlfriend thanks me though because now I'm only wrecking her pussy with my girth.
>>675232954
Dude, that's your belly button
>>675232954
you're wearing a vagina sir.
>>675232954
I thought this was a vagina and I thought it was just a little fucked but nah this a dick and it's missing some head.
>>675232954
got you beat faggot
>>675232954
Does the hole get bigger when you are errect?
>>675233895
My girlfriend is a gay male.
>>675234057
OMG NO! A REAL CHODE!
Your dick is 404'd
>>675234129
Her asshole then.
>>675233300
Kekekekek
ROFL
it's backwards, breh
>>675234213
She prefers to be identified as a cismale top.
>>675234057
Wtf is this real?
get christopher hitchens' lambasting hillary to the frontpage of /r/hillaryclinton (MODS ARE SLEEPING)
https://www.reddit.com/r/hillaryclinton/comments/4bg667/silenced_reporter_praising_hillarys_vast/
op''
6 more weeks of winter
>>675234057
shit like this always makes me sad. I'm sorry anon.
how do I enter?
>>675234363
I know that, you think I don't fucking know that? That's my fucking scene.
>>675234057
Have you ever done anything sexual with another person? Must be real embarrassing to let people see that!
Jews did this
>>675234597
Getting straight guys to go gay for you? I'm 3 for 3
>>675234476
lol
too bad your potential meme isn't G-rated enough for primetime
>>675234057
What's the point of living when you have a cock that small. I mean make money yea sure or accomplish great feats like cure cancer or some bullshit but with a society so built on sex this guy has no chance in life
Clearly a Bruce Jenner leak
>>675234827
I'd let you put it in my pooper. I'm all for new experiences.
But never spit into my anal cavity again.
Obesity.
>>675235152
Nah. He can pay prostitutes to do whatever he wants with. Because all women are whores.
>>675235371
never spit on me or my son's anal cavity again.
>>675235596
Beat me to it
>>675235152
chicks still think it's nice
>>675235596
Keking audiably
>>675234827
I've made a lesbian "go straight for me" once. Hey , isn't your guys whole thing that you were born gay? Don't you think it's kind of a gross overstatement to say you made them go gay for you? Isn't it more that you awoke the homosexual man within them allowing them to be themselves? Hey, don't be a cunt anymore.Oh I'm a cunt? yeah you're a cunt. Fuck you.
>2016
>Not having -dick
>what is life
>>675235710
same.
>>675235823
Nobody pays attention to tumbler
>>675236127
what's that.
>>675234057
im so jealous man, you could probably put a vibe on that like a clit and get of so easily. bet itd feel great
>>675232954
Peek-a-boo
>>675234057
Where's the rest of you?
Waiting for Starship Troopers
>>675234057
Jesus, everyone took the bait, this image has been around.
>>675235686
lol how nice of her
>>675233895
>because now I'm only wrecking her pussy with my girth.
yea bullshit, the length is still there and will penetrate once your mound of fat is pressed against vagina.
virgin confirme d
>>675236293
I couldn't tell you. The only time I tried to visit (because btards hate it) it showed no content without login so I said fuck it
>>675234057
Dude wtf. You should probably kill yourself.
>>675237147
Yeah cause any person whose had sex knows that their mound of fat moves. Are you slow? I don't have a fat monitor, sorry kid. I'm not up to snuff on all the new fucking technologies. But you're right, being freshly fat and not knowing this mound trick makes me a fucking no-fuck-fred. Get the fuck out, go back to redit.
>>675232954
>>675237653
yea yea, virgin confirmed.
>>675237901
yea yea, faggot confirmed.
Go get fucked by your dad again you filthy fucking jew.
>>675235830
Virgin confirmed.
>>675235596
Everybody knows you don't need an anal cavity to have sex. Virgin confirmed.
>>675237901
Pretty sure you hit the nail on the coffin there anon.
>>675235371
Everyone knows you don't have sex in the pooper, virgin confirmed.
>>675232954
>>675238139
Stop samefagging you redyt faggot. Seriously the influx of you morons makes us all sick. And only virgins say "virgin confirmed"
>>675238262
Lel
>>675237980
Uh oh. I think somebody is embarrassed.
>>675237147
You're probably the same 16 year old kid who thinks girls piss out of the vaginal holes we have sex with.
Kid. learn some shit and come back to me. I've been fucking since your mother was wearing fucking skirts to highschool.
>>675238262
Not even the same person, but keep going
>>675238262
Virgin confirmed.
>>675233055
>>675233130
>>675233703
>>675233965
>>675234198
>>675234355
fucking lost
>>675237147
You should've been aborted.
>>675232954
Somebody make this an otter or a walrus please
>>675238446
What a strange request. Virgin confirmed.
>>675232954
years of abuse and your dick fell off.
>>675238419
Don't count on it, goat cheese.
>>675232954
Don't worry, someone in this thread said that when the pussy fall on your mound the dick will come back out to play and be 9 inches again. No big deal.
>>675237833
Man I'm envious of this guy
>>675238262
Virgin confirmed lololol
>>675238768
It's not that hard.
>>675238820
It's kek. KEK GOD DAMNIT.
Virgin confirmed is the new kek/zoz/lol
>>675238887
Lel
>>675238987
IT'S KEK! KEK!
>>675238887
Lololol ok
>>675239054
Zozzle@newfriend
there is a technique some african tribes use to invert it "dunno if this is the right word" but its not hard to do i guess
>>675239113
WRITE THE WORD FAGGOT, KEK. KEK!
>>675239173
Invert your fucking fingers so we never have to read your shit again.
Don't you dare fucking reply to me.
>>675239173
Virgin confirmed.
Are you sure you haven't lost it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc
>>675238555
That was mean, but I respect the trips
>>675239194
man I love me some mémès. ŁõŁ
>>675239267
Virgin confirmed
>>675239503
Try loving yourself. If you let the love of god into you, he will teach you to love yourself. Let him cum inside of you. You like gay sex.
>>675232954
>>675239644
Virgin confirmed.
>>675239267
eat dick
>>675239267
nigger
>me me
>me me me me
>me me me me me
>me me me
>me me me me me me
>me me me me me me me
>me me me me me me me
>me me me me me me
>the firefighters come
>me me me freaking out
>me me me me me me me me
>claws me in the fucking eye
>blinded in one eye
>we have to put down sparkles.
>>675239644
I'm probably the only person here who stares at his own reflection for masturbation material. Løl
>>675232954
jesus christ dude, the whole point of a scrotum is so that the testicles have somewhere outside of the body to hang out so that they stay cooler than the rest of your body. you're gonna get testicular cancer and lose them.
>>675232954
Its afraid.
>>675239873
nah I've done that before when desperate.
>>675239831
what the fuck is this.
>>675239831
??????
>>675239998
probably kanjes next song
>>675239831
stroke?
>>675239831
OP?
>>675240089
oh.
>>675232954
Nothing, I just wouldn't touch it ^^
>>675240101
>wife's
>triggered
>>675232954
Nothing, looks like every other /b/ faggots dicks.
>>675240259
Really? I'd stick my tongue/dick/pen in there no problem.
>>675234605
KEK
>>675236864
>Women ever being honest.
have you been on tumblr recently
>>675238768
it's not as great as you think. ever try to tickle yourself?
>>675239873
>I've done it
>not really on purpose though
>Well I used to jack off in the sink because when I was a kid it seemed like an efficient way to go about it.
Jack into the sink, wash your hands, Grandma doesn't catch me and hit me again with her hoover vacuum and shout things about the devil because she caught me in my room doing it. It was a win-win.
I would cheer myself on sort of, making eye contact. Yes there was a cup where dentures went, and yes I was standing at the 3 point line.
nothing, its totally a normal American dick
>>675241460
Funny cause the only thing even close to clean is that desk
>>675239831
I smell what you're stepping in
>>675241460
On my way,
>>675241884
It's really not that bad, I know it is a little messy but many people are worse.
>>675242143
To do what?
>>675232954
and by american you realize we all come from Europe, so your making fun of you own dicks... kek
>>675242576
Anaconda malt liquor gives you a little dick!
>>675236293
Clover
>>675242906
To do want help me go help you with your sad furniture. Your fucking cell phone is 2/3rds the size of your bad.
saddest part is you saved this shit twice, and it is old as fuck.
>>675232954
It used Dig. It should come out at your next turn, don't worry.
>>675232954
hey op i don't mean to frighten you but your bellybutton has balls on it.
>>675238820
confirmed Virgin??
did i do something new?
>>675232954
Oh dude, you dick look like vagina with balls. Mangina!
feels thread
cringe thread
dick rate thread
ylyl thread
feels thread
all in one
>>675247255
Dubs confirm
>>675232954
That's what happens when you fuck another guys dick which is harder than yours
>>675234057
quints, GET!
>>675247255
Praise allah1!!