hey /b/, femanon here...
just letting you boys know that big dicks do matter. girls who say that average is satisfying enough are just slut shaming bitches just trying to make you little boys feel more like a man.
sorry to break it to you, but no girl actually wants something average, they want something that will actually fill them up and make them cum. ;D
>>675229968
What are you doing on the internet? shouldn't you be making a sandwich or tidying something up?
>>675229968
That's okay I dont really need a whore girlfriend to spend money one when sex dolls are getting so good.
>>675229968
>femanon here
>implying you arent the fattest greasiest thing to ever grace the earf
>>675229968
>hey /b/, femanon here...
stopped reading right there
>>675229968
I know how to solve this one femanon.
We must evolve and date men.
>>675230170
I second this
>>675230496
>femanon
yeah, right
>>675229968
Fuck you op, your probably a fat neckbeard who takes dick in the ass.
Good thing I prefer animals
And penises
>>675229968
putting on a dress doesnt make you a femanon
>>675229968
Lol, this girl thinks all you have to do is have a vagina. 1% of them are actually attractive.
>>675229968
k cuck
I know you exerted so much effort to type that post but honestly, keep reddit on reddit bro
hows this
>femanon
>>675229968
Tits or gtfo
>>675231305
femanon here i just 3d printed your dick and cum and now im pregnant ty
>>675231305
That's a nice cock
I'm not a femanon, though
penis not small....vaheena wide..so loose u no even queef sound like when u blow into empty jug..woooooooooooo
>>675229968
Ummmm - don't want to break it to you "femanon", but no one with an above average dick really cares what you think
>>675231472
were all femanons tbh. ty
>>675229968
>>675229968
yeah sure your a woman
why don't you just ask to see peoples dicks
faggot.
Also worst b8 ever
>>675231587
No one with a dick cares, for that matter
i ask my mommy if my muhdick bigger then all the other kids cuz i bee black, she say no nigga its cuz u 33
>>675229968
>Femanon
I believe you, that's why you're here trying to make men feel bad about themselves. You are a pathetic fat ugly woman and will never be anything more because the only thing you can contribute to society is a cunt for semen to go in.
>sorry to break it to you, but no girl actually wants something average
Deep down, I always knew this was the truth :(
Of course dick size matters but it's not really important in the sense I just want to bang you I give two shits wether you are satisfied or not, once I cum you don't really exist to me.in fact I will most likely loath you when I splatter my would be children into the reservoir of that trojan condom that's too good for you skank ass. :p
>>675231305
>having to prove yourself to a "femanon" which is probably some greasy troll dude in a basement trying to rastle your jumbos and you fell for it.
>>675232776
Fuck it. Now that's it's been confirmed you can focus on making money and banging hookers, because let's face it even if you were to date someone you'd literally be doing the same thing. Paying for sex.
>>675229968
>>675229968
I'm a tranny. It doesn't matter that my dicks small because I'm a human fetish and know how to please both sexes.
>>675229968
>we asked 100 different women
hah... fucking like 7 billion people in the world.. and they asked 100
its fact guys
>>675229968
You can get any woman if your bank account is big enough. All women are whores.
>mfw I got an 8 inch dick and I'm laughing at all the cucks being insecure and yelling bait
LOL, white boi, just walk away, turn off your screen. dis girl can't hurt you. Just hide the thread nigga.
>>675233409
are you from PA?
>>675233465
/thread
>>675233750
Learn to shave faggot. It's like you're trying to show off a dirty Ferrari. Dumb sack of shit.
>>675229968
if its average, than it cant be rare
if 95% of the population has a 4 inch dong, thats the average
fix ur chart
>>675233991
a ferrari is still ferrari cuck
Maleanon here,
just letting you girls know that big tits do matter. guys who say that average is satisfying enough are just white knight betas just trying to make you little girls feel more like a woman.
sorry to break it to you, but no guy actually wants something average, they want something that will actually give them a proper titty fuck and make them cum. ;D
if u got big vaj sux to be u cuz the tight puss is what we want plus tits n ass.
>>675234248
Well it's a good thing girls can get boob jobs and you cuckbois can't do anything about your small dick.
>>675234578
Breast implants are shit, though
>>675229968
>reverse search pic
>not found
>anon actually spent time and effort making this info graph
aww anon you are trying so hard aren't you :)
>>675234578
you definitely sound like someone who has sex a lot
please teach us your wisdom
>>675234741
Smaller implants that don't go overboard and are not obvious can be fine.
Bimbos who go into unrealistic territory are what make implants mostly gross.
>>675234578
Dick implants are less than 10 years away. There have already been a number of successful bio-tech cock implants tested.
>>675234578
Guess you've never heard of penis enlargers. It's ok, don't be upset that you've never been fucked right
>>675229968
This shit is so common on here that it's virtually copypasta by now.
>>675229968
Large penis owner here. You can fuck right off.
>>675235165
>>675235082
You guys got my curiousity, My dick is 4.6 inches and I want it longer. What do I google to check this out?
>>675234248
Speaketh for thy self. I have a thing for petite chicks with small/average tits. 5 years ago I had a thing for Asian chicks. Guess what, preferences change and are diverse. Guess what else, most women don't care about how big your dick is as long as it's not too small or too big. If you want to compare your dick to others, head over to /soc/ and you'll have plenty of well versed gay men give your their opinions.
>>675235542
On the off chance you're not lying, have any your girlfriends said the dock size matters?
I figure they'd be more honest with you since they don't need to protect your ego.
>>675229968
>average
>rare but optimal size
Does the retard who made that pic know what average means? If 95% of guys are below average, that isn't the fucking average.
>>675235922
Congratulations retard that was the point
>What is satire
>>675235922
what was the point of animating that?
>>675229968
a banana is not the size of an average penis. keep dreaming boys
>>675229968
>Women in charge of measurement.
>>675231587
Tiny size dick here, and even I don't care cause that's clearly a dude who just found out he could shove the ruler into himself an inch to look bigger. Besides, everyone already knew what the OP said, nothing to cry about.
>>675229968
Nigger propaganda.
>>675235968
not the guy you replied to but the girls i've all met were large. Not as in fat but i'm 6 ft 3 with 8 inch cock and a lot of my girlfriends are just over 6 ft or maybe like 5 11. The size of the girl is what matters i actually stopped dating girls that were too small cuz i can't fit my whole dick inside. but bigger girls were a lot easier and said the dick was perfect. All the girls i talk to make fun of all the guys they've been with that have cocks under 5 inches but never mention anyone larger period.
>>675236071
Found the newfag. Stop posting and lurk more.
>>675236189
If you've ever tried Vrscikasana you know that holding it takes skill. In a still pic you can't tell if the subject is holding it or if the photographer just caught the subject at the right moment. However, I see your point.
It is ok guys, this is just natural evolution. In Japan women are only satisfied by insects and we know Japan is very advanced. Just accept roach overlords
>>675236822
eh, fair enough answer good sir
>>675236498
Oh, that's good.
I'm riding at 5 inches and I've got a hundred pounds I need to lose, so that should add some length.
Maybe I'll just date shorter girls.
>>675229968
Thank you for posting this. I'm glad your here to make me feel a little more insecure about my body! I was actually feeling good about it today. Guess not though. Wish it came down to more than penis size. I love you though
>>675236822
>oh fuck this guy styled on me
>damnit i look like a fool on the internet what do i do
>damage control... damage control
>You're a newfag! that's it
jesus christ kid.
>>675229968
vaginas come in different sizes, maybe you just have a big vag.
>>675236498
It'll be real funny when those girls hit the wall around 35 and can't get men to fuck them. They will be so desperate for cock it won't matter if he is 5'3 with a 2inch cock. Their looks will fade real quick and it'll be open season on their pussies for any man that gives those sluts attention.
>>675229968
your probably some cunt that loves th enigger dick dont even care how the man treats you, how sad.Your the reason everyone does not want to have sex, because you turn the guys off you dont care how he treats you, you want the big fat cock. Do us a favor shove a fucking knife in your cunt and a sharp razor in your anus while being tortured with a gang bang full of nigger dicks in your mouth cheap whore.
>mfw I have a 6.5 inch dick but I know I'll never get laid or anything
>>675237439
I recently lost a lot of weight and got back into the shape i was in in my peak.
Some tips if you're interested
>Situps and pushups do work
>Stop drinking Soda
>stop eating candy (eat fruit instead, you'll realize it's actually a lot sweeter)
>don't eat more than 12 grams of Sat fat a Day
>switch to wheat bread
>Chill on carbs of all kind, Not just sugar.
>>675237761
>implying OP is a girl
Did you have trouble tying your shoes this morning?
>>675229968
and I want girl a nice ass and big tits that lets me choke her, tie her up, and let me spit in her mouth.
Everyone is dissatisfied with something about their partner, suck it up bitch.
>>675237470
Enjoy the hair below your jawline.
>>675237421
Yeah.... It's a bad ass pose. And as much as I want to believe that pic related is just holding it rock steady, I have muh doubts.
>>675234578
you mean you didn't hear about the guy that had some surgery done that made his dick like 10 inches or something, and he wanted it undone because women were actually afraid of his dick?
>>675237964
So calories in, calories out doesn't work as well?
I've been at it for 4 weeks and I've lost 4 pounds, but I'm concerned that might just be water weight.
>>675237924
mfw i am 6ft7 virgin with a 5.5inch dick
>>675236832
What the actual fuck
>>675237678
Sorry mate but you are right but you have no idea why you are right. Let me ask you this . "Why do women have sex and relationships?" this is easy to answer with another question "What are women attracted to?" the answer is Status and Resources. When they are young they are at their peak marketplace value for their bodies so they are very picky and only go with men who match their looks with money and status. Whereas they get older and know they aren't worth as much while all the men their age are successful in life and have their shit together. So they just want companionship and a good fuck. SO in case you weren't paying attention here's the
Tl;Dr Older men get younger women and Younger men get older women (in general) The only other way around it is say like my relationship where my girlfriend is 15 so her parents take care of her, therefore she requires none of my resources and is in "i'm 50 years old" mode.
>>675238343
Are the anti-me? I'm a 5'5 virgin
>>675236832
What is this Evil?
>>675236060
do you know how to read?
hey /b/, /b/ro here...
just letting you girls know that small size pussies do matter. guys who say that average is satisfying enough are just try trying to make you big vag bitches feel better
sorry to break it to you, but no guy actually wants something average, they want something that will actually squeeze tight and make them cum hard. ;D
>>675238248
I don't count colories honestly and i lost 20 pounds in a month. I just went on a diet that basically had very little sat fat in it and almost no sugars(except for fruit) did 100 situps and 50 pushups every night and it was pretty easy. It's more of a game of will. You need to have self control. and not overeat. I curved this because i fucking love to overeat. so i started overeating in fruit. which is actually good for you. Also about 10 cases of Diet coke helped me switch from Soda to water.
>>675229968
Keep riding that huge nigger AIDS infested cock you coal burning whore. Your pussy is going to be so strected out you could fit a city bus terminal inside it. Die of AIDS.
>>675238776
>this guy willing to give up perfectly good pussy because someone made fun of his dick
gaaaaay as fuck nigga
>>675229968
try harder next time/10
>>675229968
nope. Girls only want Money.
>>675229968
>>675239217
This
>>675238929
Okay, I'll take a look at that.
At this point I think just sticking with anything will get me results.
>>675239133
who said anything about giving up pussy
but girls need to understand there is okay pussy, good pussy and there is GREAT pussy.
not all pussy is created equal.
some girls just don't have that long lasting elasticity.
>>675239203
>93 responses
dont need to
>>675239217
>>675239345
The only woman that ever made a man a millionaire was the one who married a billionaire.
>>675239673
Re:re:fwd:re Funny joke guys
>>675239429
I also have a secret weapon for when i feel like eating Junk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAICENCXy3Y
>remember that this guy once had a point where his life didn't have to be like this
>and instead of put the drumstick down
>He took another bite.
>>675239217
s a v a g e
>>675231437
it took 14 fuckin posts to do this right
>>675230170
>>675230449
>>675230496
>>675230576
>>675230631
>>675230641
>>675230709
>>675230737
>>675230754
>>675230830
>>675230994
>>675231047
>>675231305
all newfags
I prefer smaller dicks. If I liked a big guy, I'd still try to make him happy, but I'd rather be with small - average.
>>675234166
not if I run over it with my truck
>>675240003
Newfags have reached cripplingly high levels...
>>675239854
Good God, it's bad, but I haven't gotten to that point yet.
Guess I'll just look up this guy whenever I need some motivation.
>>675229968
So, your black boyfriend is in jail for domestic violence or non-payment of various child supports; you're bored because you're wide awake having smoked his stash of crack and his homeboys just left from 'filling' you up.
Please don't transfer your whorish attitudes into generalizations for the actual female gender to make yourself feel less slutty. More than half these guys on here are virgins, lolifags, and some even believe you might be a girl
>>675239673
the only size matters for a women is the size of a Banknote, cuz they dont want ur penis, they want your Money. noone can deny it. ;)
>>675240396
yeah cuz it only gets worse if you don't make it better.
>>675237465
>>675237439
>>675236381
Hi, don't lose hope! There are girls who actually do like average & smaller, or don't actually care.
I prefer smaller but would try to make whatever size happy if I liked the guy.
>>675229968
Hork hork hork... Huh femanan here too. We love it when guys hork put sammiches in our mouths when they give us the sex hork. Sex in our baginas, hork. And the size of the sammich matters, I should know hork, cuz I eat sammiches.
>>675229968
This image is too poorly made to have any credibility.
Basic design guys, wtf.
>>675233409
Fire has a +10 damage modifier to these things.
>>675241086
>believing anything on the internet about dicks
>>675229968
femanon here to redpill you losers.
>>675241408
length is not long enough, 8'' x 8'' dick makes no sense.
>>675234788
It was baiting the /b into into sending dick pics, that's all most of these 'dick rate' and size trolling threads are. Some faggy neckbeard trolling for da cock.
>>675241633
>not understanding circumference
are you 12?
>>675240808
>tits or gtfo
But seriously, thanks.
Most people on here are cancer, but every once in while you get kind souls.
May life treat you like the worst villain ever: wealthy, proud, and undefeated.
>>675229968
you arent a femanon until you provide proper identification so until then you are a trolling male and anything you are saying is wrong
you are wrong. and prolly a slut
>>675237924
Your dick it as useless as tits on a boar.
>>675241807
8 inches of circumference is close to a 12 oz soda can. 99% of men don't have that circumference. Women prefer soda cans that are 8 inches long inside their pussies. Lets be realistic here men can't compete with 8 inch dildos with a circumference of a soda can if thats what they prefer.
>>675237964
Hey! It worked!
>>675241807
no, 8'' x 6'' makes more sense.
a dick with an 8'' circumfernce should have a 10" length.
You probably live a sad life if you constantly think other people are wrong.
>>675229968
You know what's worse than having a tiny penis?
Having none, you stupid cunt!
Gooooo, PATRIARCHY!!
>>675242185
>believing anything on the internet about dicks
Just because it is a chart doesn't make it true
>>675242377
>thinking length matters
laughingwhores.jpg
>>675242468
Right but that other Anon saying that it was referring to circumference is even more insane than that chart.
>>675239133
Hey just needed an excuse to justify going gay
>>675229968
i would give this one a 4/10 making all these newfags fall for your b8 good job.
>let's say I eat the bait too
if your statistically proven infograph is right, how comes girls can reach a vaginal orgasm through stimulation with 1-2 fingers?
>>675242544
dude, im just making a hypothetical statement, why are you shitposting? I haven't even made fun of your small dick yet.
>>675242652
of course they can, this infograph is obviously a joke. I just know that men are so insecure that they post anyways.
>>675240094
Attention virgins: penetration ie. Penis size is not everything. When/if you have sex with a human woman its portion of the interaction; kissing (foreplay), oral sex, digital penetration, toys.
So, for you limp dicks and micropenis work on the other parts of the game and stop with the loli, fur, anime shit.
>>675242932
eh idk about others, I had no complaints bout my 18 cm before, even when i fucked a pretty fucking loose woman who had given birth before.. the last time I felt insecure about this kind of stuff was before I lost my V card
>>675240808
Thanks, very kind of you homo-dude.
>>675231445
Oh shit anon, child support is coming
>>675240808
hahaha yeah I'm not sharing my tits here. You'll have to trust me.
I hope this helps some guys feel more confident.
imo the person matters way more than the dick, so try not to be a dick, and maybe learn good oral skills.
4-5.5" is perfect for me, but smaller/bigger would be fine too.
>>675229968
You're saying an average penis doesn't fit you? Sorry about your saggy vagina, that's a terrible fate, worse than a small penis.
93.4% of males have a penis shorter that 7 inches.
61.8% of males have a penis shorter than 6 inches.
>>675243277
femanon detected
>lol guise i love small dicks! lol their cute!1!1
>buys 12 inch black vibrators hidden in closet
>>675243499
>>675241885
oops i replied to myself. first night here.
my reply: >>675243587
>>675243665
/thread
whenever I have sex is to pleasure myself I can give a fuck about the whore ill find another one the next day, thinking your special lol btw im 7 and a half inches more than enough to make the bitch beg for more dick
>>675234578
Tinytits identified.
>>675243587
Oh, well I'm a train wreck of a person too, but the charming kind of train wreck, the kind that makes some pretty lights once the twisted metal starts to burn.
Goodnight everyone!
>>675244194
Charming is good. I'm a mess. Some like train wrecks, some like jerks, some like friendly people.
I hope you find someone who fits you (and your dick) well! goodnight!
>>675244194
>>675244529
Top tier cringe.
>>675229968
dem feels when i'm in the tiny category (3.8" iirc) and a premature ejaculator. we (me and my gf) actually got a penis ring so i wouldn't cum too fast but the only time we used it, her reaction was "did you cum already?".
these days, we always use toys and have discussed other ways to increase her pleasure
I have a small dick. Can I make it bigger?
>>675245356
>other ways to increase her pleasure.
Yeah like getting a wild pack of niggers to fuck her proper and give her the AIDS.
>>675245755
Short answer, no
Long answer, """"nnnnnooooo"""""
>>675245761
no?
strap-on and/or one of those cocksleeves.
>>675229968
>Thinking that men don't have their own standards for women
>Posting on /b/ without tits and timestamp
Nice try, you're either a land whale or a faggot in drag.
A loving woman don't care. She close her eyes and do the blow.
6 inch penis :(
>>675229968
only a fat whales needs a giant dick to orgasm.
>>675230496
>Earf
Fucking kekd so hard I don't even know why...
>>675245755
Anyone know how to say "No" in Chinaman?
>tfw I'm 5.75" but only 5'5" so it looks average
>tfw I'm only 5'5" so girls don't even look twice at me anyway
>>675247333
yeah well, at least the only positive reaction to your dick hasn't been "oh it's so cute!". mostly just disapointed looks or giggles
>>675247696
I've actually given multiple orgasms to a couple girls but all of them were super petite and only in certain positions.
>>675229968
ur mom likes dicks
>>675247948
that must make you feel amazing. i don't think i've given a single orgasm to a woman without a dildo. my gf is all about penetration, always wants something inside her even when i'm eating her out.
It's funny that people treat dick size as if it's a mans choice as to whether he has a small or large dick. You have to deal with what you're born with idiots. And these bitches that say they would rather have a huge cock are basically saying they have a pussy big enough to park a Buick in so they really need to keep it to themselves.
>>675229968
Even if you are really a women (highly doubtful), you realize that, that is just your preference.What's more likely that the majority of women are lying and that thousands of years of evolution have led to an undesirable penis size for the majority of the population or that you're self-centered and possibly a megalomaniac?
OP gon Black.
So just be an Hero plz.
I have a 14 cm Dick. Ive pleasured every Girl I slept with.
I think 20+ Girls
Women who need an above average sized dick in them to cum simply have weak and/or loose vaginas.
A strong vagina can grip an average sized penis and fuck it well.
>>675239809
shut up you sissy cuckboy and go make me a sandwich
Girls on penis size? Hahah lol
Like I give a fuck if my latest cum collector enjoyed herself.
Fuck off cunt.
Test
>>675254223
fags with small fingers will deny this
>>675233750
But where's your balls tho?
Hey, OP... apart from getting all your measurements wrong (Average penis length in the USA is now 4.8 inches long).... women have more to worry about than men. Because women FEAR being "Too Loose". And Too Loose is open to a variety of definitions. They also fear the way they smell will revolt men.
So rather than ask "is it in yet" (which is seldom asked but often used to belittle a guy), men can turn this around by replying "I don't know, am I touching the sides?" Women are much easier to freak out. And telling them that they were a "great fuck" actually reflects back on you... and psychologically they assume automatically that YOU are the reason they were such a Good Fuck. So in the end, they think YOU are a good fuck simply because you flipped the compliment. That's actually how women think.
You should get out more often.
>>675254223
Huh.. I've been doing it backwards.
>>675241408
Lies