faggioli
Can't you feel the sexual tension between us?!
>>675229924
Salt, steak, and garlic.
>>675230191
THAT'S HOMOSEXUAL!
>>675229767
im sure they hide everything but their happiness, well image limit reached so see you on the next thread?
>>675229838
i want to be a great guy, but i can't help being rude, but i don't want anyone else to make me cry again, haha
>>675230118
is what i do, everyday
>>675230269
The salt and garlic parts I can buy.
>>675230333
It's okay to cry big guy. I'll make it better.
>>675229922
That's gay.
>>675230269
Tasty.
>>675230333
As salty as a sailor?
>>675230333
Yes, everything, including their maps to buried treasure. The maps you must take from them.
>>675230600
give me the formioli
>>675230333
Hey, then you're halfway there, that's all you need brotha.
>>675230366
Fair enough. Would you believe it if I said slightly burned popcorn?
>>675230600
Well I mean, I didn't choose it, but it's definitely not the worst.
[Thanks though]
>Aces
kek
>>675230774
No, humans don't really taste that way anywhere. At least uncooked ones don't.
>>675230578
well if that's gonna make me cry, i make an exception
>>675230651
yes
>>675230774
thanks
same
>>675230728
One part cock, one part sperm whale bile.
>>675230925
How is you be?
what do I do I'm scared anons
>>675230931
Fug I've been found.
>>675230935
Well I mean, hot piss has a certain scent to it.
>>675231000
Good boy, I'll take care of you.
>>675231000
I can dig that, big buddy~
>>675231052
whoa its so simple!
>>675231184
step one: buy a gun
step two:kill yourself
>>675231184
why are you scared
>>675231000
You deserve happiness. Always remember that. Even if you gotta say fuck everything else for a little bit.
Just my thoughts.
>>675231052
Thirsty as a dolphin's bitch. I forgot drinks to work again. Fucking piss.
>>675229922
How about this instead?
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/Omekle
>>675231336
Even a katten could do it!
>>675231556
Now why would you do that?
>>675231244
please do
>>675231755
I am pretty challenged...this may be tricky for me
>>675231755
I am not a smart man. Plus I had to sleep late since I had to go to bed late, waiting for the bank to open and shit. Fuck. An hour and half just for a wire transfer and checks. And 2/weeks for checks. Goddamnit.
>>675231795
What do you want me to do big guy? You gotta' say it.
>>675231970
This seems mildly fetishy.
>>675232074
So does this.
>>675231983
People still use checks? The fuck?
>>675231907
If you want... I can help~
>>675231983
Who still uses checks?
>>675232218
>>675232280
Paying businesses and unscrupulous people, when you want a paper trail.
I don't want them coming back to say "moar MONEY PLZ!"
>>675232140
I am a mildly fetishy person.
>>675232074
how about cuddlings, for starters?
>>675232218
>>675232280
it's a nice thing to have when your credit debit cards dont work. some places I've sent bills to only accept check unless i call then to give my card info
>>675232280
I think I'm going to have my hand held through the entire process
>>675232544
At least you're honest.
>>675232280
Checks have their place.
>>675232585
I'll have you know I give the best cuddles. Certainly better than anyone else in this thread - especially lucario.
>>675232911
Lewd
>>675232911
Sick burn
>>675232489
>>675232591
Maybe you shouldn't be dealing with these shady people.
>>675232591
We can hold hands :3
>>675232651
In my ass.
>>675232280
>who uses checks
that old lady who pumped 3.79 dollars in gas, comes in and slowly pulls off her gloves, shuffles through her over sized purse to find the checkbook, then spends 4 more minutes slowly writing on it while a line forms behind her
then she rips it up and starts over because she didnt sign her name well enough and she says her bank wont accept the check
god cashiering sucks
>>675233039
You know what else sucks?
You not posting your belly.
>>675233016
No choice unfortunately.
>>675233039
>people digging through 7different bags and wallets for shit they should have known they would need when they approached you.
My rage. All of it.
Jesus Christ.
>>675232911
I wouldn't mind some groping, I would love to start having underwear and slowly take them off when i start dripping a lot
>>675233016
maybe you should choke on a cock
my hands are super greasy just so you know
>>675233163
That sounds like a sex thing.
>>675232634
It's part of what drove my last girlfriend away. I'm never sure whether to be ashamed or brag.
>>675233293
There's always a choice. You could be living in the woods living off the land.
>>675233372
Maybe I will :3
That's okay, we can use it as lube
>>675233386
N-Not at all...
>>675233394
Can I have her number?
>>675233394
Eh, some people just prudes. But that depends on what you're into I suppose.
Honestly I'd like to think I'd be accepting even of my partner's weirdest quirks. As long as they don't expect me to fulfill everything every single time we fuck.
>>675233293
that white trash woman who is trying to buy newport 100's while her half black baby runs around the tiny convenience store screaming while she tries 7 different credit cards till she finds the one that doesnt get declined
>>675233665
What did you do to that poor girl
>>675233587
I'd still need a car.
Fuck not having speedy transportation. Even a buggy.
Are you sure? It definitely sounds sexual. You dirty pervert.
>>675233587
hmm yeah that way our hands wont get chaffed
more fembois
>>675233830
You crashed my Skype by hanging up that call.
>>675233830
I didn't have to deal with that too much, more of the people who decide "oh hey, 10 minutes to closing, let's go to the store and return a Mountain of shit/wreck all the clean displays and throw shit everywhere"
>>675233830
Don't ignore my girth.
>>675233929
Why don't you have a car?
Not at all. On a completely unrelated note, show me your belly.
>>675233969
Y-Yeah, that
>>675233836
Rape? Don't ask me dude!
I would love someone to tied me up and jerk me off and continue even if I already came. I'd like to know how it feels
>>675233593
Why?
>>675233665
Nothing dangerous, just odd. She was the kiny type too, oddly enough. Just very rigid about what was 'far enough'. I really really like things in my butt and have kinks that aren't entirely heterosexual, and it made her super insecure that I'd go looking for some guy and ride his dick and forget about her. It was ironic since she was bisexual herself. I'm better off now.
>>675234307
Your girth is like a hotdog down a hallway to me, peasant
>>675234292
Work is FUN
>>675234258
Well shit
ILU bb
>>675234307
No dude. I totaled my car. I'm paying for it.
Silly bitch.
You wouldn't like it.
>>675233326
I love to grope - especially nipples. What if I want to keep your underwear on for a while to build up the anticipation?
>>675234327
you dirty boy.
>>675234307
we need to keep our hands silky soft
>>675234393
Ffft sounds like a paranoid flake. Definitely better off I'd say. Good on ya then.
>>675234455
FFFFUCK.
>>675234455
Stop stretching your ass so much
>>675234458
Well, can't you get something else in the meantime?
Improbable.
>>675234584
We'll need lots of lotion.
>>675234393
At first I was going to say she sounds like fun, but never mind that now
>>675234719
it shall swallow you whole, whore
have you got some gangbang or double penetration/rape pisc? I'd like to add to my library.
>>675234393
She sounds like a loser.
>>675234719
and mayonnaise
>>675234824
I mean, if you want...
>>675234857
W-What?
>>675234466
dude, i have sensitive nipples, you can play with them all you want as long as my moanings don't become too obnoxious for you.
>>675230774
Holy shit! Nicholas the bunny! I had every one of those fucking books!
>>675234918
mayo is plenty moist
>>675234719
...I have a car. Why are we still discussing this?
Well you are into the big and hairy type aren't you? Hmm I guess only you could decide that.
>>675234934
Just how sensitive are they? Worst case I'll just finagle your head into my chest and you can moan all you like.
>>675234984
you are so cute you make me wanna throw up
>>675234918
no pls
>>675235313
that's really disgusting am
>>675235228
>>675235139
I'm confused, so I'll stop now.
I am certified.
>>675235116
But, why mayo?
>>675235313
Too late, entering ass as we speak.
DP or gangbang anyone?
You know you're not as great as you act
>>675235499
Certified what?
>>675235485
Eeeww
>>675234742
I couldn't give it to you in good conscience, anyway. It was a good learning experience, though.
>>675229922
Hello you dog fuckers, I hope you tide the knot.
>>675235499
because its moist.... did i just not say this?!
I am precisely as great as I act
>>675235228
just by rubbing it makes me squirm, pinching/licking/biting makes me moan, after I nut, they become even more sensitive that touching them can make me moan
i haven't met anyone who doesn't like to play with my nipples, yet
>>675235485
Oh wow, that is pretty sensitive. Your nipples would be a fun toy for me.
>>675235475
Yeah well, so is your TUMMY!!!!!!
>>675235499
I am going to die irl now thanks
>>675235707
I use Bounty, sorry.
>>675235919
I want to play with them now.
>>675236101
yeah...
>>675236253
god damn image swap.
>>675236321
n..no wait
im sorry, I meant
it is AMAZING
>>675236377
Kek
>>675236411
it is too late
>>675235617
To inspect bellies.
>>675235771
Well so is my grandma's titty milk!
>>675236101
As long as that ass is still available.
>>675235685
Sucks to hear about that man, did you find someone better?
>>675236519
my milk is more moist i can guarantee that
>>675236484
please, do not do anything drastic!!!!!
>>675236519
it is not
closed for buisness
>>675236519
That seems lewd. Meh. Not my business.
>>675236253
go ahead, but better tied me up because i might try to push your hands away from too much arousing
>>675236690
You and my grandma can compare notes.
>>675236691
Good thing I'm a master at breaking and entering.
>>675236794
It is your business when you have a belly I haven't inspected yet.
I know it was pretty rough the first time around, and I'm sorry.
Do you want to try again AM?
>>675236979
send me a sample of her product
>>675236979
I unmake it my business. I do what I want. Always.
Such is Aces.
Which is why I have great comedic timing. Like walking in on my Friend's boning. Haaaa.
>>675236573
Not yet. I haven't really been looking. I've got a lot to take care of with myself, too. Time alone has been rejuvenating.
>>675236979
I love bellies, you can lean on them and their softness will hold you either way. Is weird how I developed a belly fetish it happened before I realize it
>>675236868
I'm always down for a good wrestling match. We'll see if you can get free from me while I play with those nipples of yours.
>>675237249
It's on the way.
>>675237269
I think you want to show me. In fact, you NEED it.
>>675237346
You're my new best friend.
>>675237599
when can I expect it?
>>675237599
Naaaah.
I mean as long as we can get it to work out this time.
The first time was a mess.
>>675237346
They're also fun to rub.
>>675237776
I dunno. I strapped it to the back of an alpaca and released him, so maybe never?
>>675237810
You know you want to~
>>675237941
That's why you wear a condom.
I just had some stuff come up that I didn't expect. I think that I've worked through it all now though, and I'm willing to give it another go if you are.
>>675238068
Or you can cream pie and let them hold it all.
>>675238068
i wil wear my alpaca poncho. the smell of his dead grandfather will attract him here
>>675238068
condoms are just tools to separate us from each other.
>>675237503
that turns me on!
>>675237599
aww, glad to find someone who also likes bellies
>>675237957
if they are hairy and/or soft, is the best sensation
>>675238207
you don't know shit about creampies twinky boi.
>>675238244
What else turns you on pretty boy or do you just want me to hold you down and have my way with you?
>>675238227
nah man, I always use condom, not because of STD, but because i don;t want none of that mess on my dick
i am streaming video games, do you wish to watch
Good night everyone <3
>>675238207
I think that's the opposite of a cream pie.
>>675238215
Alright, let me know when you get it.
>>675238227
Maybe if your ass didn't leak so much.
>>675238244
They're the best.
>>675238068
Kay.
>>675238215
I thought you sheered alpacas
>>675238666
>666
I'll take it, thank you.
>>675238771
this one is made of skin
>>675238954
Sounds icky
>>675238607
No thanks
>>675238665
Bye
>>675238553
what turns me on is restrain, I also get on to smelling bulges, so just press your bulge on my face, let me have a big sniff.
Lots of teasing, rub my bulge and don;t take it out no matter how soak my underwear is. Nibble my neck too, i have very sensitive areas around my neck
>>675238665
i love to cum on bellies, bellies are hot
>>675239032
all right, you don't have to, it's here twitch tv/ass_brains
>>675239030
its warm and sticky
>>675239064
Cute. Maybe I'll stuff my undies in your face so you can get a big whiff.
>>675239241
oh dear. What a mess. you make sure to clean that up ya' hear?
>>675239669
Hi I guess
>>675239669
shh.
>>675239969
entertain me
>>675238665
These are good muffins
>>675239669
'Morning!
>>675239483
jerk me off while you shove them to my face, i want to have a nice smell and feeling
Good Aces
>>675240119
Too busy waiting in a League lobby, the second least fun place on earth.
>>675240310
is the first here?
>>675240466
No, the first is in an actual game of League.
>>675240190
Nah, you'll have to grind yourself against me to get somewhat of a good feeling. I can't be expect to do all the work now can I?
>>675240566
post webms
>>675240566
oh
>>675240664
can I use your buttcheeks to rub my dick? i promise not to put it in unless you ask me to
>>675240688
goddamn this shit is autistic
>>675240944
please dont make fun of me i have autism
>>675241094
u no i wouldnt bully u
>>675240861
I just might let you but how am I supposed to hold my undies up to your face if you're behind me?
>>675241191
you are so kind
>>675241220
that's true, well we can do that after i finishing sniffing them, maybe i can shove my underwear to your face while i rub your ass with my soaked dick
>>675240944
yeah man I like to go into chuck e cheese's and complain about all the little kids running around too
>>675241491
you said you were sleeping
>>675241491
LOL
>>675241321
>>675240664
Fluffy balls
>>675241445
Depends on the kind of undies.
alright welp
>>675240688
You'll take your gif and you'll like it!
later luuuuke
>>675241542
I am really bad at going to bed
>>675242106
watch my stream
>>675242106
drink my pee.
>>675241817
I have boxerbriefs or jockstrap, but I can wear any you like just give me time to build the musk
>>675242161
okay I am not really paying attention to saintvicious's anyway
>>675242283
shut up
>>675242333
i am so excited for you to not really pay attention to mine too~
Anyways. Aces.
>>675242331
Jockstrap then. I prefer regular white Y-fronts though.
How long does it take for that musk to build up?
>>675242385
I am just enjoying this riveting conversation I am having in the animu's aids discord server
>>675242759
well, I've been starting to walk and I sweat a lot so give me a week of just using the same underwear and that would make it have a very strong odor. Its been years since i wear regular white, i have a feeling i will get hard just by wearing them
Captain morgan black is seriously the worst alcohol.
>>675241965
>gif
why are you so disappointing
but ill forgive you cus its bretty good
>>675242833
tell me about it
>>675243114
steel reserve
>>675243114
Thats why I only drink imported canadian whiskey
>>675241923
気持ち悪い。
>>675243026
It's not healthy to wear the same undies for a week. I'll pull you out of them and put you in a new pair myself if I have to. I want to see you hard in a pair of tighty whities though.
>>675243216
Fluff my tail, I am upset.
>>675243240
I prefer beer.
>>675243216
it is about linux
>>675243425
fine, 2-3 days then? or maybe just let me sweat a lil bit before we get together, they'll be freshly musked
>>675243425
I don't think that would be that unhealthy.
>>675243452
why're you upset? fluffs your tail
>>675243551
what about linux
>>675243452
Hm
just shitty pisswater beer or?
>>675243603
That'll be good. What if I rub you a bit down there while you're in them?
faggioli is that boy that said we should get windows 10
>>675243660
It is Gandalf, it is.
>>675243944
i might start to leak, i havent used these underwear before but they turn me on when I see them on someone, i would like to make out while you do that
>>675243794
some nerd was having trouble with his vlc so I completely failed in helping him and he solved the problem by using a different program to play his videos
>>675244200
sounds par for the course
>>675229922
no ones gonna mention the tri dubs?
>>675244330
yes it was a delightful exercise in which no problems were actually solved yet everyone walked away happy
>>675244503
if only life could be so easy all the time
>>675244675
if only
>>675244119
What If I haven't made out with someone before?
last.
>>675245014
gayest
>>675244834
you seem down tonight
>>675243794
Feelings of dread and a alcohol headache. Ill probably feel better in the morning.
>>675243898
Good stuff preferably.
>>675244985
you dont have to then, just dont be too rough when rubbing me down there
>>675245207
I am just upset that I can't sleep and also I really do not like being home from school
>>675245273
What'll happen if I'm rough? Will you make a mess?
>>675245429
maybe or i'll beg you to pull them down and jerk/suck me
>>675245235
did anything happen?
>>675245285
why not?
>>675245735
my mother does not give me a lot of space, basically
>>675245831
You mean, like land deeds?
>>675245876
yeah
>>675245716
I like it when guys beg. Maybe I will pull them down and start stroking your member slowly.
>>675245235
Fair enough
I will be drinking tomorrow night, join me
okay goodnight friends
>>675245831
i'm sorry. i am touching your tail.
>>675246095
i might want to start sucking yours, im too weak to resist to do that
>>675246379
Maybe I'll let you lick it a bit but you'll have to undo my pants and pull my undies down first.
You're so lazy
>>675246932
oh i will
yea you'll do it so whatever
>>675247309
Make sure you savor every moment of it too. I might even pet your hair while you do it.
No excuse
The jews.