Lets play a game /b/. We act like civilized white people until someone gets trips. Then, we chimp out and act like the wild niggers in Ferguson.
*Tips Fedora*
M'lady
So, anons, how does it feel to be able to swim?
Helped develop a Christian Rock soundtrack and paid my taxes. Let's head on over to Perkins for a nice lunch fellow whites
Damn, I can't wait to pay for these groceries with my hard earned cash.
How are you all doing this night? Greetings.
I cant wait to see my father.
I love not committing crimes
My bought myself a bike today!
>>675198882
So close.
>>675198667
>>675198882
Wowie her guys, we sure we're getting close there. Wouldn't want our beautiful neighborhood to have something bad happen to it.
You know, my father's a magician
Thanks for the warning officer
Anyone catch the news earlier?
I love being financially secure
I purchased this slendid organic fried chicken and washed it down with grape soda from the Napa Valley
Had your morning cup of coffee yet? Don't recommend that from Starbucks though; too expensive and not much quality. But hey, your life, your choice.
Hello fellow anons nice day huh?
Lets do it
>>675199260
Yes, apparently somebody robbed a store last night, apparently was a coloured person.
I've literally never been arrested. Also, do trips reset it? OP pls respond
I have great respect for the Mexican people
Called my Father up Today. Had a lovely chat about our jobs and Well fed families.
>>675197972
I read a book today.
>>675197972
Hello lads,I love having a job
Haha! Reading this book sure is fun!
>>675199406
Oh of course. Such is the life of them.
Kekkles
>>675197972
I held a door for a woman today
The Gauge for my Shippy is awfully Curly.
nigga where da watamelon
Hey, anybody know KFC has gotten a discount today?
>>675199622
Well done with the dubs mate!
>>675197972
I need more memes
>>675197972
gee golly, but it's great to live in a clean suburb with no graffiti, where everyone keeps up their property, waxes their cars and picks up litter
sometimes we take out our 'woody' station wagon for a sunday drive after church through the coloured section of town where the prostitutes and druggies hang out and the boys can't keep their trousers pulled up because they have no suspenders or belts
it's a good object lesson for the children, so they never take our way of life--or their skin colour--for granted
thank god jesus made us white!
I love listening to classical music
>>675199490
If trips happen, we reset
Well its been quite the day fam
>I love the police
>Wear Camo Sweatshirt
>Wear beaten up jeans
>Wear timberlands
>don't steal
>Pay taxes
>Employed
I ate granola
>>675199826
It would be such a shame if there was a nigger in our town!
Golly gee whiz, those capital gains taxes are sure a bummer.
>>675197972
REFUGEES WELCOME
I heard you need to checkem
>>675199785
I heard the popcorn chicken meal was only a buck. What a steal! I love being white and being able to save money
>>675197972
Bernie for president
I saw a very cute barbie bicycle next to my mansion-like project apartment. I had the urge to take it to the lost and found, but knew I shouldn't since it wasn't mine
*sips tea*
I love watching my kids play at the playground and conversing with the other parents
I can't wait to go golfing with my father and grandfather this Tuesday.
>>675199781
Looks like you're lost, buddy! Would you like directions back home?
Make America great again
Don't mind me guys just filling out my taxes and raising my son
I went to work today
>>675199785
I heard the popcorn chicken meal was only a buck. What a steal! I love being white and being able to save money.
>>675197972
Rape is wrong.
Niggers reporting in.
Trump for president
It was great celebrating my dads birthday today. Though I am still exited to see my wife and children back home!
Do you hear the sermon paster gave at church on Sunday?
>>675200022
Ah that's amazing! I need to get my hands on those! I'll beat you in the queue!
what a lovely day to unrespect #0000 people
Niggers here.
>>675197972
222
Sure is nice out today.
It's hip to be square
Hey guys! I'm from le reddit. Nice to meet you all! :)
Fancy a round of golf down at the club Percy?
It's so nice not being a burden on the economy.
I read the newspaper and the comics
>>675199781
Get back to the cotton fields nigger
My toaster appears to be a nigger
>>675200268
Lovely to meet you too! What a website, haha!
How's everyone's evening going?
>>675200292
Yes
>>675200268
I sure do love the funny kitten pictures there.
>>675200304
this is my first time on /b/ hope we can have a nice time
>>675200182
Yes. It was quite wonderful. Would you like to carpool with me on Good Friday? I would definitely love to conserve gas, and have our sons conversate
>>675199781
POLICE! POLICE!
444
>>675197972
I've had my savings account since I was five and daddy had me empty out my piggy bank and we took it to the bank: a whole twenty dollars in change!
Now I have $ 151,004.35 in the account, but I'll keep saving even after I retire, so I can leave it for my grandson's education
how are we all today m'lads?
If this post ends in 4 I'm a nigger pretending to be a white man
Evening friends.
where can I buy a nice fedora?
>>675200495
Doing well
Sure is civilized in this thread
>>675200455
I plan to tithe vigorously.
>>675200357
Yuck! How embarrassing! I'll dispose of it immediately!
I don't have AIDS and think rape is wrong and i believe in god
I do enjoy a nice sandwich with some mayo.
>>675200583
Until now!
Hello my loving wife and two children that I haven't abandoned. Let's watch the Oscars tonight and enjoy the diversity of all the winners, even though the Negros are over represented when compared to their overall population of the US. If the same proportional amount of white people aren't represented in the winners circles as the 80% of the US population we represent, let's just assume it was because of normal variance and/or that it just wasn't their year, because otherwise we'll just look like whiny bitches who don;t understand basic math,
>>675197972
I saw a nigro fellow today how disheartening.
Ahh tis good to be white.
Who's up for a good ol' game of check em
usa no. 1
Have you gone to church anons? Amen!
I love my family, I'd risk my life for them!
Sex should be between a loving married couple once a month on a Saturday.
Wow it sure felt good to earn a living
I ensure the proof of insurance in my glove box is always up to date.
>>675200799
I am, watch this
>>675200548
I saw a really stylish one with some mlp stamps on amazon, you should try it my friend.
hitler was an ok guy
This is it boys
>>675200860
Wise.
>>675197972
it's nice when the missus wears white gloves when she leaves the house
it's nice that we don't have to lock our doors when we're just out shopping or going to church
all of /b/ is jewish
Medium French Vanilla, Iced with milk and two splenda
My wife sure enjoys my average length penis
No don't shoot officer!
MUHFUGGEN BIX NOOD
Gimme
Ugh, Id hate to own a firearm
>>675201000
FUCK YOU NIGGA
#BLACKLIVESMATTER
Orbit spearmint gum
>>675201000
BIP DO DIDDA MUHFUGGEN BIX NOOD
GIBS ME DAT
>>675201000
Faggot cunt nigger shithead
>>675201000
fuck the police.
>>675201000
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIEET
>>675201000
check em nigs
Salutations, gents
>>675201000
Oh you fuck fag fuck dhrhxjdhdhzjdj
>>675201000
YO HANDS UP NIGGUH GIMME YO SHOES AND WATERMELON
>>675201000
FUCK YOU NIGGER
>>675201000
BRICK SQUAAAAD
>>675201000
GIMMIE DAT FOO SKRAMPS NIGGA GIT DAT GLOCK
Hello gents good evening today.
>>675201000
KILL THEM ALL
I like my job.
>>675201181
it already happened
>>675201000
FUCK NIGGA GIT DAT GLOCK
Ooga booga where da white bitches at?!
>>675201000
Ooga Booga!
>>675201000
TIME TO GO GORILLAS
>>675201000
WE DIDNDU NUFFIN
COPS BE RACIST N SHIET
WE NEED MO MONEY FO DEM PROGRAMS FO TYRONE
>>675201181
No it isn't faggot
HE DINDU NUFFIN OFFICER FRIED CHICKEN IS RACIST
>>675201181
NIGGA DIS IS COMPTON GIT OUTTA MY HOOD NIGGA
>>675201000
>#BLACKLIVESMATTER
NIGGER WATERMOLEN TYRONE REALNIGGAHOURS MAH DICK
THE WHITES TRYNA KEEP US DOWN BUT FUCK THE SYSTEM!!!
>>675201000
how DARE YOU PRIVILEGED SHITLORD. HOW DARE YOU A WHITE CIS MALE COMPARE YOUR TIC TAC TO THAT OF A AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE. #BLACKLIVESMATTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>675201181
WHATCHU LOOKIN AT WHITEY
GIBS ME MUH WELFARE CHECK
>>675201000
GIMMIE DEM MOTHAFUKAN DRUGGSS NIGGA
>>675201000
I haven't ever seen my kids
JESUS! JESUS! JESUS! JESUS! GET THE WATER NIGGUH. AHHHH DEM MOTHAFUCKIN BOOTLEG FIREWORKS SHT
Gee wizz the church service was great!
BLACK LIVES MATTER*!$?%&@
I got tha watermelonz in hea, holla if u wanz some, would exchange fo some rock.
I wanna smoke muh rock, i suck ya dick fo some rock
>>675201000
I need two 40's and a pack of zig zags
I JUST SHOT A HONKY FO HIS WALKMAN
>>675197972
We live in a catholic neighborhood with a lot of lutheran families like us and we shared the catholic church while we were building ours
there were two jewish families nearby, but they were messianic jews and actually attended sunday school with us
god loves everyone
OOGA BOGA WHERE THE WHITE WOMAN AT NIGGAZ
Hello fellow americans!
MUH DIKC IS 13 FEET LONG NIKKA
UNGA BUNGA OBAMMA 2016
NIGGA UPRISING NOW. BRING ALL THE WHITE WOMEN
Was gud niggas? Holla holla Tyrone didn't du nuffin bang bang cops r racest
>>675201422
Nigga you cray
Какого хрена ты просто гребаный обо мне говорят , ты, маленькая сука ? Я буду иметь вы знаете, я закончил вершину моего класса в морские ко, и я принимал участие в многочисленных тайных налетов на Аль-Каиды , и я имеют более 300 подтвержденных убийств . Я тренировался в гориллы войны , и я верхней снайпер всего вооруженных сил США . Вы никогда ничего для меня, но просто еще одна цель. Я истреблю тебя ебать с Точность подобного которому никогда не видел раньше на этой Земле , помяните мои гребаные слова . Вы думаете, что вы можете уйти с высказыванием , что дерьмо ко мне через Интернет? Подумайте еще раз , сволочь . Как мы говорим Я обращаюсь к моей секретной сети шпионов через США и ваш IP отслеживается прямо сейчас, чтобы вы лучше подготовиться к шторму , личинку . Шторм, который уничтожает жалкий маленькую вещь вы называететвоя жизнь. Ты чертовски мертвым , малыш . Я могу быть в любом месте , в любое время , и я могу убить вас в более семисот способами , и это только с голыми руками . Мало того, я активно тренировался в рукопашном бою ,но у меня есть доступ ко всему арсеналу морской пехоты Соединенных Штатов , и я буду использовать его в полной мере , чтобы уничтожить вашу жалкую задницу с лица континента , вы немного дерьма . Если только вы мог знать , что безобразная расплата ваш маленький " умный " комментарий был о том , чтобы обрушить на вас , может быть, вы бы провели свой гребаный язык . Но вы не могли, вы этого не сделали , и теперь вы заплатив цену, вы проклятый идиот . Я буду срать бешенство все над вами , и вы будете тонуть в нем . Ты чертовски мертв, детка.
YO NIGGAS
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>>675201368
GIMMIE DAT CHURCH NIGGA STEAL ALL DAT MONEY FO MAH NIGGAS
FUCK DIS NIGGA DINDU NUFFIN OOGA BOOGA
Wer my Colt 45 at?
>>675201000
Ngr
GET THE WATER NIGGA! AHHHHHH DEM MOTHERFUCKIN BOOTLEG FIREWORKS! SHIT!
>>675201476
>>675201000
SHUT THE FUCK UP JEW BOI YOU CHURCH VIRGIN WHITEY
>>675201601
shut the fuck up
yo mama so fat she turned honky
>>675201639
WE HITTIN UP THE LOCAL 711 TO AVENGE TRAYVON OR SOME SHIT NIGGA LEGGO.
We nee' mo money fo dem programs
>>675201538
NIGGER WHERE MY KFC AT?
>>675201000
NEGROSSSSSSSSSS
>>675201538
NIGGA DAT TRUMP GIT DAT GLOCK CUZ NIGGA BOUT TO VOTE HILLARY CLINTON NIGGA DINDU NUFFIN TYRONE
Yo hun have you herd what tyrone did the other day, shits wack.
>>675201000
NEGROOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>675201837
who yo callin nigga, nigga
i'm darker than yo ass
>>675201141
WE WUS ALSO THE CHINESE, JAPANESE EUROPEANS, SAMURIS, AND WE WUZ THE FIST TA SPACE
FUCK DA POLIZE. I AM EDUKATDE AND KNOW WE R BEIN OPRESSED
>>675201952
YO YO TYRONE DINDU NUFFIN HANDS UP DONT SHOOT NIGGAS
>>675201800
Trayvon's aunts holding a dinner partee, niggas
>>675201916
HILLARY HAS A NICE NIGGER PUSSY THA I WOULD FUCK
BUILD THE WALL!!
.WE WUZ KANGZ
>>675202116
TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>675202190
who the FUCK wants a dried up old white liberal lady pussy when you can fuck a fat white bitch wit a BOOTY !
>>675202241
MISTER METOKUR IZ A SHIT SPEWIN FAGIT HONKEY
>>675202190
KILL YO BLIND NIGGA ASS
>>675201962
nigga dont be a nigger by mah nigga nigga
>>675202226
KEEP OUT THE NIGGERS WE CAN LET WHITE LIFE DIE
I WANT MY 40 ACRES AND A MULE.
Ayy man ayy check dis out uhh uh uuuhh uh yo man listen!
I needz dollaz
>>675202376
ILL CAP HIS MUTHAFUCKIN ASS!
>>675202368
the colloquial term is "whale" faggo
>>675202153
#BLACKLIVESMATTER
TYRONE NIGGER BITCH IS OPRESSIN US.
>>675202435
OH NO YOU DIDN'T NIGGER ASS LOVING MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!
yo this thread had me like
>>675202226
>>675202498
TRUMP 2016
>>675202666
Well it's back to normal again
>>675202537
OOOO LOOK AT MR WHITEY I WENT TO SKOOL AND ALL THEM BIG FANCY WHITE WORDS HE USE
YO YO NIGGA I DINT HAVE TO USE MAH AK TODAY
>>675202666
Thank god peace is back. Barbarians.
>>675202666
Nice trips faggot.
Oh, I do fancy myself a bit of tea, would anyone like any?
>>675202818
Hey sir that is offensive language
>>675202226
>>675202498
>>675202708
STOP THERE BLACKMAN YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
Did anyone hear about the huge riot? I'm sure glad that I kept my children inside before they raided that 7-11
>>675197972
Are we all back to being properly civilised yet?
I hope so, being an ignorant nigger is so depressing....
Does anyone else want to go to Starbucks?
>>675202912
Pardon my insolence.
>>675202775
GOOD THING THE ROSETTE STONE SAVED US NIGGER-LOVING WATERMOLEN NIGGAS
Finally Trump's wall is up and has sealed the dirty Mexicans and chimps from the civilized world
>>675203002
No, they're trendy and the product's good, but the lines are so long and they charge a high premium for their brew
ALLAHU ACKBAR
Who let the dogs out? Guffa
>>675199781
This is really offensive. Get lost, stranger
Is anyone else a huge fan of mister metokur / Internet aristocrat?
>>675202666
So what happens now
>>675203197
the only thing worse than niggers...mudslimes
>>675203046
You are forgiven and I apologize for increasing my tone
>>675203279
Do tell old chap.
>>675203197
RELIGION OF PEACE
>>675203428
"behead those who insult Islam"
>religion of peace
>multiculturalism
>>675203378
unless of course you count muslim niggers (they're out there)
>>675203378
"Hello, Mr. Trump? Yes, we have another escapee"
>>675203413
I accept your heart felt apologies and thank you for also accepting mine. Let's enjoy a snifter of brandy.
>>675202982
FUCK I'M DROWNING NIGGER ASS PUSSY WATERMEOLLON
>>675203701
How droll.
Today was a good day! Ran into a few melanin rich young men, they were some of the nicest chicken loving people I've ever met
>>675203428
If Islam is a religion of peace, then where the fuck are all the Amish terrorists?
>>675203701
My word, these monkeys are back
>>675203701
Whoa whoa whoa I think that you took a wrong turn sir....Compton is the other way around
women should have the same rights as men.
IF ITS A NIGGA PULL THE TRIGGER
>>675203933
tfw they do
>>675203701
>POLICE! FREEZE OR I BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT!
>Hey man i waz doin nothin nigga i did nothin yo pig brutality
*Cop empties magazine into the nigger
News Headline: "Police kill a chimpanzee"
>>675203933
Dubs of truth, we are all good here, why cant we share with everyone?
>>675204062
Whew....im glad that the policeman is safe
AAAYYYOOO AYO HOL UP HOL UP
>>675204239
yes, the policemen are our friends
>>675204088
If we want equality we should gave incentives to different races dont you think?
My granny has to have a gun to defend herself around these parts. Y'all best be careful.
>>675204398
I knew that my son shouldn't have listened to that rap music.....now he speaks like one of them
>>675204515
they keep us and our streets safe
Hello, citizens. I have come to inspect this area of any heretical trips
I also brought cookies.
>>675204653
god rest his soul
>>675201000
WE WAZ FUCKING KINGZ N SHIT MOTHA FUCKA *Smokes Crack*
>>675204653
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
SO U BE SAYIN
WE WUZ
AYO HOL UP
WE WUZ SOME FINNA
HOL UP SOME FINNA
WE WUZ
TRAP MUZIKS AN SHEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIT
>>675204825
Thank you good sir. I would eat a cookie, but I am trying to watch the cholesterol that I eat
>>675204990
Police Radio:
>SEND IN THE NATIONAL GUARD WE HAVE A BREACH IN THE WALL. I REPEAT A BREACH
>>675204990
Refrain from slurred speech, my good sir.
>>675204990
"Hello 9-1-1....I'd like to report a threat in my neighborhood"
>>675205324
Thank you for keeping us safe good sir
>>675205117
Ah, I understand.
Would any of you gentleman like to partake in some crack?
>>675205420
420 roll... nice
>>675201000
she dindu nuffin
>>675202666
I pour some Plax antiplaque formula into a stainless-steel tumbler and swish it around my mouth for thirty seconds. Then I squeeze Rembrandt onto a faux-tortoiseshell toothbrush and start brushing my teeth (too hung over to floss properly - but maybe I flossed before bed last night?) and rinse with Listerine. Then I inspect my hands and use a nailbrush. I take the ice-pack mask off and use a deep-pore cleanser lotion, then an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I check my toenails. Then I use the Probright tooth polisher and next the Interplak tooth polisher (this in addition to the toothbrush) which has a speed of 4200 rpm and reverses direction forty-six times per second; the larger tufts clean between teeth and massage the gums while the short ones scrub the tooth surfaces.
I rinse again, with Cepacol. I wash the facial massage off with a spearmint face scrub. The shower has a universal all-directional shower head that adjusts within a thirty-inch vertical range. It's made from Australian gold-black brass and covered with a white enamel finish. In the shower I use first a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Vidal Sassoon shampoo is especially good at getting rid of the coating of dried perspiration, salts, oils, airborne pollutants and dirt that can weigh down hair and flatten it to the scalp which can make you look older. The conditioner is also good - silicone technology permits conditioning benefits without weighing down the hair which can also make you look older.
>>675205420
AYY GIMME SUMMA DAT 420
>>675197972
I am a civilized white man on my way to go and rape non-white women. After this I will use my two century tech advantage to slaughter their men and eradicate their culture.
Anyone care to join me?
>>675201000
MAN FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE AYO GIVE ME SOME DAT WELFARE BUCKS WHITE BOY *Acts like a Nigger*
>>675206105
YO DAS RACIST MANE
>>675206105
Go be a nigger somewhere else.
WE ARE BEING OVER RUN WITH THIS NIGGER UPRISING. WE MUST CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD
AYY SHOWED UP AND ITS ALREADY LIT FAM AYYYYYYY NIGGERS #WATERMELONSEEDSMATTER
AY GO GIBME DAT TASTE! TALKABOUT DAT obLIIIGE, NIGGA! MO MUHFUGGIN BIX NOOD KFC WATERMELON
KILL WHITEY! #BlackLivesMatter
>>675202666
Cathy, you have to try this divine chicken marsala! It's so ethnic!
>>675197972
mfw lazy black folk and illigal immigrants want Cuckie Sanders to force the rich americans to pay for them to survive. No thanks I'll vote Trump, so that our economy doesn't go tits up.
