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>>675197163
I'm turned on now
neither coyote nor deer
>>675197714
tripfag it don't matter
>>675198554
WTF? Story?
>>675198878
as far as i can remember, some old fuck was going through thr carwash that was broken or some shit? guy running beside him works there
>>675197912
kek, the other takes off
>" im out, goodcluck bro"
>>675197163
yfw when people say shooting animals is "inhumane"
>>675199224
don't feed ur exotic pets shit like this, the risk of damaging them is too high
https://youtu.be/hyzfxLrcfYA
https://youtu.be/y63SEPF-SrM
https://youtu.be/ZbyfvR6Go0U
https://youtu.be/NEXwpg_2jWA
>>675199445
what a showoff
>>675199305
I was assuming it was some old person who confused the brake and gas pedal, happens all the time.
>>675199130
i lost real hard
>>675199248
thanks for the red circle, i would have never noticed that body falling from the sky
>>675199224
>File name
Why
>>675199740
rek't
>>675199445
that is a crocodile, not an alligator
>>675199986
>>675199248
shit, that's not gonna fit in his dustpan
>>675199458
goodcluck bro
6/10 made me chuckle.
>>675199694
Yep, 94 yr old here in NorCal.
>>675197912
Looks like he couldn't get his head together after that.
https://youtu.be/3oRBo8frtQI
https://youtu.be/aB16oRbno7U
>>675199248
>filename
>>675197612
What a fucking shit show
This is the type of shit I expect from wresting only these monkeys are probably just that savage
>>675200366
>94
Jesus fuck, this is why after a certain age you need to test again to renew your license. It's not a matter of respecting your elders or that they've "earned" it, it's a public safety thing.
>>675198554
whew, atleast the qt didnt get rekt.
>>675200777
>dat title
>dem trips
Well meme'd.
>>675197163
>That filename
What kind of a retard are you? That's clearly a wolf and an antelope.
>>675197354
Please...you're cutting me
>>675200777
>>675200431
How many ded?
>>675198902
This guy is an Uchiha
Fucking fire spitting cunt
>>675198554
What a cutie
>>675201081
that's an right angle high pressure system
>completely natural.
>>675199224
I still want to see the full thing.
>>675199458
I lost hahaha
>>675201050
What kind of a retard are you? That's clearly a hyena and a water buffalo.
>>675201119
Heard about this guy.
Next morning, he was all over the paper.
>>675197912
man that one turkey just stands there and doesn't even react
>>675201360
if grammar is the Jews, you are Hitler
>>675197612
That was badass as fuck
>>675197163
So glad that a kind and loving God created this for us :)
>>675197163
Requesting cats getting rekt
>>675201571
Probably because being made of plastic makes it hard to move
>>675197714
I made a comment in an earlier rekt thread about a lion grabbing hold of a deer thing in mid-air and it was an antelope or some shit. I think the filename is a jab at me.
>>675197163
That's a hyena eating a wildebeest you ignoramus. Not a "coyote eating a deer thing."
>>675201495
Pretty sure its a wildebeest.
>>675197163
>>675201050
That's a hyena and a wildebeest, you dipshits.
>>675201545
>No carlos.jpg
One fucking job....
>>675201119
Holy shit.
What is that machine?
The fuck happened?
>niggers getting rekt?
>>675200383
>>675201662
Then get the fuk to /r/
>>675201790
>>675201795
its a llama
>>675197912
the reason why turkey's and chickens go ape shit when their heads are cut off is because their brains are actually in their chests.
I'm surprised more people don't know this.
>>675201545
Dammit Carlos!
>>675201611
I dont have my tin foyle hat on
Messes with my head
>>675201975
Fuck off, i do what I want
>>675201936
machine is hungry
>>675201936
Printing press, sucked him in and printed his obituary at the same time
>>675201545
Keksimus maximus
>>675202025
I've cut chickens open, you are clearly retarded.
2/10 made me respond.
>>675200171
That's why you don't speed
>>675201119
>>675199986
>>675200083
Kill yourself samefag.
>>675197612
One surprise after another.
>>675201571
That's a decoy you autistic fucktard.
>>675199445
that's cute. He's taking the dogge for a swim.
>>675197912
Wtf was that?
>>675200777
took the titty opportunity
>>675202392
fucking halal slaughter
>>675202018
Wrong fucking continent
>>675202392
fucking crown killing pussy.
>>675197912
WTF is wrong with people...
>>675198554
She's cute!
>>675202392
>>675203051
As if you needed any more proof that muslims are backwards savages.
>>675201747
rekt
>>675203037
>Yogah fiah
>>675203051
yep
there are more humane ways, but
>islam
>>675203190
fucking intense shit there
>>675199130
Top zozzle
>>675203051
REVENGEEE!!!
>>675197912
LOL!!! THE OTHER TURKEY DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BADASS
>>675202769
got me
>>675203037
more currynigger webms ploxx!
why should it be only chinks getting wrekt alla time?
>>675198902
Charmander!
>>675203297
They like hunting.
>>675203190
you´re sick
>>675203401
That's when all the flavors come out though.
>>675197163
pic related
>>675198554
fuck me that carwash is like a mile long.
>>675198902
Niggas throat caught on fire
>>675200777
makes me cringe so fucking hard fuuuck you
>>675199224
Oh hey it's this queer again
>>675203480
see >>675202875 and >>675201739
>>675199224
go fuck yourself in the ass with that python you edgelord
>>675198554
Vtec?
>>675202081
guess he'll never be the head of a major corporation
>>675203774
Fake. He fell into water.
>>675201739
oh man this is too fucking good
>>675197163
Vegans believe this is the better alternative for animals.
>>675201195
I think 12 giver or take some
>>675203497
what the fuck is wrong with indian people, I mean they didn't even spray the pan with Pam and now the bbq is just going to stick
>>675201739
>>675203401
these guys butchering it are not muslims.
there is a certain way to butcher an animal if you want to eat it, and it is there out of respect to the animal, and making an animal suffer unnecessarily is haram
>>675203497
what the fuck did i saw?
>>675202392
I hope it stepped on that baby. The less sand niggers in the world the better.
>>675204057
>>675204036
im stealin that pic
>>675204175
>>675204057
I was just taking a bath you motherfuckers
>>675204036
because it is- it is better than a lifelong cage, living in your own shit and a bolt to the brain in an assembly line of slaughter
>>675204279
>>675199957
I hope to Allah this is bait
>>675199465
You're a fucking idiot. That's nature doing what it does IN the wild. Shooting an animal for sport or their fur/tusks/skin is completely different you fuck.
>>675204121
Kek holy shit that was awesome
>>675204057
that's definitely the most rad of all animals.
>>675204121
topkek
>>675199248
>my job description only mentions sidewalks
>>675204057
those are such pretty cats tho
>>675202025
Kek - I'm going to start spreading that.
>>675197163
Should be renamed: Islam finishing Europe
>>675204233
>>675204121
its all fake though
>>675204121
didn't one of those guys finally get shot?
anyone have the fight when the guy throws the fire, and they are running down the highway in flames?
>>675204402
Just curious, how many dicks have you sucked in the past hour?
>>675204500
He's right though...
>>675203190
>
HAHAHHAHAHHAAHHA omg
>>675204233
This nigga is straight up badass as hell
>>675204598
but completely fake and everyone in the vid was in on the setup - Jalal brothers
and santa ain't real, and the Easter Bunny is really your dad
>>675203930
Gotta say, I didn't see the second train coming.
>>675204770
only your dad's
>>675204402
>believing this is the only means of farming
>>675203904
Top kek.
>>675197612
gay and lame
but i guess that beats selling gum on the street to white tourists
>>675204279
>>675205001
neither did he
>>675204977
dafuq is that in reverse
>>675201739
>>675202875
what is a joke, how does it work
what are the mechanics of sarcasm
>>675204889
I can't believe how calm this fucker looked.
>>675202081
Sniper?
>>675198554
He REALLY wanted that parking spot.
>>675205195
They are just helping him.
>>675205025
I like how you think that's supposed to be a good comeback, but you still sucked a dick faggot.
>>675204783
probably one of the chillest cats ive ever seen. That tortoise is outta control tho
>>675203886
That accident is clearly staged.
>>675203190
That filename.
>>675204402
>be antelope
>live on open plain
>no hills or grassland for cover
>every minute of every day on constant watch for predators
>Barren nigger continent has no food. Forced to search and migrate all the time
>After 4 years of this get picked off by hyenas and watch them eat my dick off and pull out my intestines
>choke on blood. Sweet release
>still better because nature intended it that way
Get over yourself, you fucking child.
>>675203401
This is exactly why I'm against the cigarette industry.
test
>>675204121
>The one guy who runs into two of them
I'm in tears.
>>675205371
"Falls"
>>675205009
harrison ford was horribly sick that day with a fever and was supposed to shoot that as a fight scene, he ad libbed the gun and the scrapped the scripted fight and used the gun but then han solo dies.
>the more you know
>>675202941
That's cute you're trying to be edgy as fuck you crying piece of shit
>>675205090
The old man really did embody Hemingway.
>>675205177
10/10
>>675204175
i bet he was ok. the universe is inherently good.
>>675205142
no fuckin way
>>675205090
martha I"m going... I'm going martha
jesus
>>675205504
You mean that isnt the fix for deleting system 32?
>>675204796
Alligator = rounded nose
Crocodile = pointed nose and fully armored
Crocs don't get that big in the US and judging by the boats that are in frame that video was taken in the states.
>>675205504
I am in enraged mode
>>675203401
Why do feel bad for this camel, but not everything else?
>>675201545
ISWYDT
>>675201119
'Man, what a great newspaper. Really sucks you in.'
>>675200777
Thats what happens if you dont eat enough Calcium,Kids.
>>675205858
Fuck, just holding my breath, expecting her knees to collapse or something.
>>675201081
damn texture pop in
Told God we need more Vram
>>675199224
>im trying to look like a sociopath the webm
You have no idea how superior sociopaths are to you. You're just the run of the mill psychopath.
>>675205858
I cringed in anticipation. Good job with that filename.
>>675205492
The exact look on his face
O0O
>>675199130
nailed it
>>675202839
Is that a blunt or a sharp object?
>>675203497
Fuuuuuucccckkk that sucks
>>675206310
He did the right thing, moose can be savage
>>675197163
look at that filename
are you that idiot bro?
>>675199740
Name?
>>675206310
>>675205177
filename
>kek
>>675206207
Its developed a taste for blood.
>>675202864
Stupid mother
>>675205372
yeah, your dad's
>>675204233
Little Goku
>>675197163
This crazy shit, warning is all I can say. Don't say I didn't warn you.
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/Omekle
>>675206576
>are you that idiot bro?
>>675205456
is him a vegan? awwwwww
>>675197354
tu eh br eh cusao vai toma no teu cu filho da puta aqui é lugar de gringo volta pra tua casa se chupa pica
>>675197163
edgy kid :d mommy and daddy fighting again sweetie ?
>>675204977
cops r dum opresurs >:(
>>675206275
>im trying to look like im not retarded the post.
Go do your algebra homework, Nathan.
>>675205009
Star Wars edition
>>675204783
that frog is such an asshole
>>675205706
as a dbt fag I this
>>675197163
Isn't that a wiener dog eating a jackalope?
>>675205813
>Crocs don't get that big in the US
but steve irwin I thought you died
>>675203297
it's a guillotine tipped arrow. they're common in turkey hunting since you don't ruin meat with them.
>>675204121
>the guy running down the street to get away and there was another one waiting and tossed another bag in front of him
My fucking sides, holy fucking fuck!
>>675206763
>g-g-g-get it? cuz that would make your dad gay?
You voluntarily admit that you gobble up old man cocks and expect that fact to be an insult to someone else? Just give it up.
>>675206091
WTF is this shit?
>>675199224
god damnit now i have to go kill a snake to make up for this, that means putting FUCKING pants on
>>675206763
>>675200171
The FUCK was in that car??
>>675197612
I love 'muay thai'
>>675206907
What the fuck are you on about? No I'm not a vegan, you mong. Whether animals are in the wild or in a factory farm they still die in shitty ways so fuck em.
>nowdoyougetit.png
>>675207014
if this was ylyl i woulda just lost hard
>>675203037
>200 degrees
>That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit
>>675207332
I thought Asians were supposed to be smart.
>>675207498
>muh equality
>>675202081
Lol @ how nicely he's sitting
>>675202334
LOL what the fuck?
>>675204889
holy fuck
>>675207498
topkek, At least you can't say it isn't entertaining.
>>675204734
the reactions or the guy tossing the bag?
the guy tossing the bag is obviously fake
every time I see it I change my mind about the reactions
>>675208092
honestly, it made me cringe. I felt embarrassed for them.
>>675206576
>are you that idiot bro
>>675208051
Damn, they went straight for the dick.
>>675207431
full vid with sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNIZofPB8ZM
>>675207003
>implying im some underage newfag
Go find your iPod, Mitchell you fucking underachieving disappointing embarrassment.
>>675203930
This kills the trucker.
i have not seen a single animal correctly identified in a filename. you make me proud fam
>>675207360
you seem mad about your dad being gay tho.
maybe it runs in the family?
>>675207498
>>675208092
It's like watching woman's basketball. You don't actually watch it for the sport.
>>675201632
Was that a mig?
>>675204057
Hyenas are the niggers of the animal kingdom.
>>675208366
what do you mean?
>>675207781
those are clearly antelopes you git
>>675204049
How many of you sick fucks faped to this?
>>675204934
Lost fucking hard
>>675208261
you fucker you got me
>>675208596
That's a rabbit you tard
>>675208329
>not an underage newfag
>still this retarded
>>675208543
just for you
>>675208571
yes
>>675208596
I need to see the video of this, I need to hear what happened.
>>675208596
hell yeah
>>675206310
>meese
>they kill more humans each year than any other animal
>>675208485
>o man ur tottaly gay faggo
Are you 9?
>>675204889
really easy to fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op8KgCcoqn8
>>675208485
Wouldn't know, it definitely runs in you though, since you keep admitting to putting a mans genitals in your mouth.
if you can cope with the ending of this one, you're tougher than me
>>675201119
Notice how his head gets caught for a second before getting sucked in. Fucking crazy.
>>675207226
Can you explain what happened?
>>675202392
that's a weird dog
>>675208738
>dat travel
>dat throw
Still better than most WNBA players.
>>675203190
Absolute madman
>>675207953
>gotta lick this wound to prevent infection
>>675203288
Dubs prove slayer is a great thrash band
>>675207635
probably CNG / LNG
>>675204233
badass right there!
>>675208987
your dad is gay
>probably you too
>>675204889
Holy fuck that made me anxious. Why the fuck didn't he just give it the bait to keep it busy?
>>675205261
Implying you weren't that stupid to begin with... kek.
>>675204233
119 image s, 123 posters - 'fess up now, who hasn't contribooted?
>>675204889
you piece of shit.. I was clenching so hard, I was making diamonds.
>>675207953
>wtf is that?
>get it off
>get it off aaargh
>oh wait, that's me
lol
