My girlfriend of 2 years died. I want to see her again. trips is how i kill myself
Find a brand new gf and stop being a faggot
have a dog my friend. for love. <3
>>675196226
don't kill yourself, do this
Get hard on, stick dick in lectric` penskill sharpener. If you know dick. You'll be dead in under a minute
>>675196226
>>675196226
This
Don't.
>>675195994
You girlfriend was 2 years old?
Fucking pedofag gtfo
Play world of tanks
>>675195994
>Killing yourself over some cunt who's wormfood
Driving a truck into an important area sounds fun, not recommending it to anyone of course. Just something cool I thought of.
>>675195994
im sorry for your loss man... that sucks real hard i dont have any good advice but i suppose try to find things to distract yourself and take your mind off of her.
Kys pussy
>>675195994
Do what this man did, and kill yourself in the end. >anhero
>>675195994
od on memes
silver lining, you would hve broken up eventually anyway, this way you don't have to stop loving her. Really this is the best case scenario
Buy a honda civic and make it a 9 second car
>>675195994
Sleep with a nig, get aids
Killing yourself won't accomplish anything. You won't see her again and you'll inflict a lot of pain on those who care for you.
Honour her memory by living a happy life.
I'm sorry for your loss anon, and don't listen to the edgelords in this thread.
>>675195994
old age
kill yourself after you live a long and beautiful life.
cause that's what she would have wanted for you
OP.
>>675195994
Assassinate Hillary Clinton
>>675195994
Rolling for jump off a building into a crowded area.
>>675197217
This
Assuming she really loved you, she would want you to be happy and live life... live life enough for the both of you :) Just imagine what you would want if you were in her shoes, you wouldn't want her to kill herself.. You'd want to see her happy.
buy a dog
>>675197487
FBI please go.
>>675197487
or this
but seriously, don't kill yourself..
but if you do, you know... It's always an option.
>>675197636
Hang yourself with her shoelaces
>>675196687
edgy
>>675197217
This.
>>675195994
Assassinate Donald Drumpf
>>675195994
Gun shot suicide in Time's Square.
>>675197704
FBI wants her locked up tbh
She's gotten so many people killed indirectly and even more directly. There's a hit list of people that have been killed for being in her way.
death by old age
>>675198115
>>675195994
You shitpost on /b/ until you starve.
Preferably with the banana
>>675198115
Old age choking on a dick
Do a carradine
via natural causes at an age > 65
Dedicate your life to fighting games.
Live life for her
You dont
>>675195994
You don't do it
>>675195994
start smoking
Wire up your nipples to an electrical socket
>>675199319
roll
you wont see her again
Starvation
Old age
Very slowly by old age!! It is the most brutal of ways.
Bone cancer
Chop off your dick, put in a toaster, and drop it in the bath
lead poisoning
The quickest possible way. If you really want to kill yourself, then don't make it worse than it has to be.
>>675196614
/thread
>>675195994
>I want to see her again. trips is how i kill myself
>implying there's an after life to see her in
>implying if there were you would get in
>>675195994
You don't
Kill and rape a female cop and live stream it. When other cops arrive an hero by pig.
>>675199323
rolan
>>675198115
rolling
>>675200789
Rawl
>>675200789
Rollerino
>>675200898
rolin
>>675200789
rolololo
Roll, unless cop is stronger then have fun with bubba
>>675201112
rolits
bowling ball sized kidney stone
>>675200789
Roll
colonoscopy
you don't. you find another vagina to fall in love with. don't be stupid.
>>675196574
kek underrated post
autoerotic asphyxiation
>>675195994
Live a long lonely life, you will not achieve anything, you will not become anything or bond with anyone, you will die in your bed alone because of old age.
Shitpost to death
prison rape
>>675195994
masturbation
>>675201666
WINRAR
>>675201666
Winrar
>>675201666
>>675201666
winnryy
>>675201666
Hail Satan
>>675195994
Stop filling up /b/ with your beta faggot bullshit. Just hang yourself or OD on strong painkillers. Your girlfriend died because she was a moron and you're also a moron. Join her. Faggot.
>>675201606
wow, that is brutal
>>675195994
Nudes
>>675201666
WITNESSED
>>675201666
tis a glorious death
>>675195994
melanin overdose
>>675195994
Fuck yourself to death with different women, so even when you finally die she will hate you anyways.
>>675201666
Devil number
Ur goin 2 hel
>>675201420
Blaze it
>>675195994
>>675201666
Remember you're here forever
Rolling
Exhaust and lighter, gotta make it look kinda like an accident
Best of luck to you though
Plan a bank heist :D
Best case scenario: Millionaire in another country
worst case scenario: suicide by cop
Like a boss
Go to texas, kill a cop, plead guilty ask for death penalty, get sentenced to death, forcefully cancel all appeals, get executed within 2 years.
>>675202820
I remember /b/
>>675197654
No buy a cat.
>>675203438
>>675197654
>>675195994
Tie a noose to a million balloons and fly away
>>675203802
> Fills baloons with air.
>>675195994
would she want you dead. If you're not a cunt then no she wouldn't.
Grieve, deal with it, move along.
Just remind yourself that whilst you are alive, your memories are alive and thus she remains alive whilst you are.
HaNg YoUrSeLf