How can you tell is a girl likes sucking dick just by looking at her?
if she has a dick in her mouth and seems to be enjoying it, she may like sucking dick.
>>675181183
If she looks like your mother then you know
>>675181399
I mean, you're right, but I can't help but feel like you didn't really give OP the information he wanted.
The semen dripping from her lower lip
>>675181183
from experience the girls ive had suck my Johnson are usually the ones that play it off as if they would never ever suck dick.
>>675181183
you can't.
If she has a tongue piercing
Dead giveaway
>>675181183
It depend on her personality.
If she's fat.
>>675181183
Post a pic of yourself and I'll tell you
>>675181858
i agree, one sweet innocent girl who acted like she didn't like sex, turned out to be the biggest sperm eater i've known, blew my mind and still sucking me off till this day
>>675181939
>have touge piercing
>love eating pussy
not that i didn't love it before anyway
>>675181183
In my experience, the following girls love to suck dick:
>chubby girls
>jewish girls
>chubby jewish girls
God, I'd love to find out if she did.
"If she smokes, she pokes" they say.
But anyway, I think almost every sexually active girl has sucked a cock. It's nothing to them really, sucking cock has become something a little more intimate than french kissing.
>>675181183
She engages in cultural appropriation, like cornrows, she suck dick
>>675181183
if she smokes she'll suck your dick. if they inhale those deadly toxins they're ok with sucking your pp
>>675181183
Fatties and cig smokers will suck anything.
As will OP's mom.
>>675182539
That's the sort of thing a virgin would write.
>>675182855
>As will OP's mom
NIGGER...
>>675182740
seen this picture loads of times before
nothing extraordinarily funny about it
>click it
>expands across my entire screen
>burst in kektacious laughter
>>675182989
NO UR A VIRGEN AND UR A POOPY POO HEAD
> TFW have had sex roughly around 9-10 times
> Still never received a blow job
>>675183626
>does she have tits?
>>675181183
unpossible
>>675183626
first time I got a bj was after I put together one of those cheap entertainment centers you buy at walmart for a girl i knew.
She was like "how can I ever thank you for that" and I jokingly said "a blowjob would be cool" so she did it.
You could try that.
OP sauce/more?
>>675183626
From my experience, most girls won't suck it unless you ask them to. Just ask when the time is right, they rarely refuse. They don't take initiative because some of them think that it makes them look slutty.
btw, how many chicks have you fucked?
>>675181183
You can tell if "she" is really OP in a wig
>>675184117
Fuck man I'm such a beta that I can't even ask for a blowjob without getting anxiety attacks. I automatically assume everyone is disgusted by me, even a girl I have naked on my bed who I'm clearly going to fuck.
The closest I got was when I was performing oral on a girl for at least 20 minutes and she seemed to love it. When I stop and ask her if she'd be down to "return the favor" she said I should just start fucking her instead because she was already "close to orgasm".
>>675184688
3, but 2 of them were both one night stands.
>>675184853
Is your dick ugly?
Well, a true beta wouldn't have a naked girl in his bed, so you can't be too bad off.
>>675181183
sauce!!
>>675185470
is you for real nigga?
>>675185005
all my fucks have started with a BJ, not to be weird but how do you start off? Usually I make out with the chick, take her brah off, make out some more then I just whip out my dick, usually indicates that she should suck it, but idk , I feel its pretty straight foward.
>>675185246
Nah dude, I keep it well groomed. I just have horrible anxiety and self-confidence issues. I honestly don't even know how to talk dirty or flirt with girls. I have at least a 8/10 body and I'm a Division I athlete which helps me get girls. But my face and confidence are definitely lacking to say the least.
>>675185636
> Smoke pot on one of our beds
> Start making out
> Some clothes come off
> Start groping each other
> More clothes come off
> I go down on the girl
> Sex
I've given oral sex multiple times but I've never once received it.
>>675185005
>>675185833
Sounds like you have to become a little more aggressive. One-night stands are hit or miss but your girlfriend not sucking you off? Unacceptable.
From my experience, beautiful women do not suck cock the same ratio than average women. It's like they always been too confident they thought "i don't need to suck a dick to get all the guys I want".
Hey /b i need sauce of OP's pic, ty
>>675186310
Try making the chick give you head before you give her oral. If you start off by going down on her she might just feel it be one of those sexy times where its all about the girl you feel me. Needs to go both ways, try whipping out your dick early like I mentioned , if she doesn't do it automatically then just ask in a dominant way, cause obvsly some girls like that, I mean there is no harm in trying too get a BJ if you are already groping each other and your half naked, shits about to happen anyway.
>>675186797
u for real dawg?
>>675186797
It's Chlöe Moretz
>>675184117
>be me
>go to walmart
>girl almost falls over on a ladder restocking shelves
>catch her
>'BLOWJOB'
>calls the police
>get arrested for sexual assault
>>675187078
>Chlöe Moretz
thanks
>>675186539
I know dude. Every time we start fucking she is laying down on her back. If I just kneel by her face with my dick out will she get the picture? Do I flat out say please suck my dick? I worry that I've already set a precedent by allowing it to go on for this long to begin with. Shouldn't girls like sucking dick anyway? It boggles my mind.
>>675186953
Thanks for the advice dude. Are blowjobs better than sex? I don't want to bust 30 seconds into foreplay because I finally realize what I've been missing out on.
Date religious chicks who want to remain virgins. Hella blow job time.
>>675187201
dafuq fam, if shes laying on her back then you pull her up. Theres a reason he said aggresive, women like when men take control, dont ask her, just do it. If she doesnt want to she will say so, then you dont proceed, otherwise just go for it.
>>675186310
>>675187201
goddammit...
Do you guys even try to get her give you a handjob? Like, take her hand and put it on your crotch? That's like making out 101, she won't refuse that, it's standard stuff. After that the blowjob comes naturally, she either does it by herself or you say something like "put it in your mouth babe" while kissing her on the neck.
>>675187771
Depends on the blowjob.
Some girls just open there mouth and go up and down, that is awful, its just like having your dick in a hole, wanking feels better.
The best blowjobs are the girls that use the tongue efficiently.
Me personally im into the deep throating, this last chick i was with could put my whole dick in her mouth and lick my balls, and for some reason just seeing my dick come out of her mouth and its all full of saliva made me nearly cum to early, but ye , totally depends, blowjobs are overhyped and most girls are bad but think they are good at them.
But to say what feels the best is basically tongue work and if they can shove it deep down there throat.
>>675187840
>>675188045
I have to agree with these two gentlemen. Girls know we like blowjobs. I don't like to eat pussy for 15 minutes but I'll do it because I know it feels good to her. I expect the same.
>>675187771
Depends on the girl, I've had bad blowjobs and amazing blowjobs. Most were bad, most chicks either hate doing it or don't know how to do it right.
>>675188045
Dude I know very little about sex. I didn't lose my virginity till I was 20 and it left me playing catch up the whole way. Every time I fuck I just end up giving compliments to the girl and doing all the work myself. I'm in really good shape so I have the stamina, but it sucks when you do missionary for an hour straight while the girl just lies down and reaps all the benefits.
>>675187109
gotta take the good with the bad bro
you just know
>>675187771
Generally speaking no- only because the vagina is an orifice evolved to pleasure a penis, (i.e. with no input by the female it is tight, wet and has an undulating muscle structure. A mouth is an organ that has the potentially to greatly pleasure, but is primarily about technique and skill.
A blowjob can definitely rival sex when delivered by a skilled woman, but rarely surpasses it unless she is truly gifted in the tongue/throat. That's one to keep around for some time.
Unless you have a predisposition for cumming quickly I doubt you're in any danger, unless you encounter a blowjob-matriarch. In which case you could easily play it by telling her how godly her skills are. Who wouldn't feel cool making someone else cum in record time.
who is cat godd?
>>675188637
Na i get you man, I was the same, until this one girl I didnt care about what she thought , and I tried shit on her, then after that ive just gone with it.
You just gotta be more confident. Dont compliment her on shit, shows your insecure about how you yourself performed, cause you want a response back wether you admit you do or not. I mean peope say porn is a bad example of sex but, for research purposes, take a porn vid , the men are dominant as fuck right? They just move the girl as they please and fuck em , and then just go with it. Sadly thats how you have good sex, but less violent and trashy. If you wanna fuck her from behind, you take out your dick , you turn her around and you fuck her from behind. I know it may feel weird to do at start but once youve done it atleast once, youll just do it all the time.
>>675181183
You guys ever have sex with chick and like mid sex your remember that the person your pumping your meat stick into is just a meat puppet with a skeleton inside of it? Then all you can see when you're seeing is a fucking skeleton.
>>675181183
Chloë is cutë
>>675184688
Dammit. I never thought to try this. I've been married for years now, and I've never actually ASKED my wife for a blowjob. The fuck is wrong with me? Look, I... I gotta go upstairs now guys. Goodnight /b/.
>>675189423
goddess?
>>675182539
most likely the 400% virgin here
>>675189703
Burns coal and therefore she is of no use to anyone that matters.
>>675189606
FUCK ME. I thought I was the only one who had that thought midsex.
>>675189505
Thanks for your advice man. I'll try and be more dominant the next time and see what happens. I've had depression for years, and a lot of it stems from my relative lack of sex. Now that I finally started having sex I've just been worried too much about pleasuring the girl to make sure she won't leave as opposed to taking dominance myself. Obviously you want to make sure both have a good time, but I guess I've been taking that to an extreme.
>>675189961
she's reading all the mean things you say, anon
>>675186310
put your dick in her face. she'll get the message.
>>675190315
tell her to come to my house and drain my balls.
If they have a gap in their two front teeth then they probably like it.
>>675182539
So what's the answer then, fucknuts?
>>675189703
>>675190315
>>675190448
>cringe thread
Hey
>>675189744
this nigga right here married a chick who didn't suck his cock
You turkeys probably all have virgin peckers
Trips!
>>675190448
as long as you let her kiss you after she swallows your load
you know, unlike last time
she has feelings too, anon
>be me have pot and friend calls and asks for some. We're cool so I bring some to her. We used to date in middle school and we broke up but still kept it cool. She has always had mega crush on me but she was over of those girls that constantly needed a boyfriend and not a friend with benefits type but we would hook up once in a while when she felt like cheating. So anyways we hang out, go to the park smoke some weed I walk her home. She tells me she wants to thank me. (I'm getting laid goes through my head) she starts by blacking out the room. Blankets over the windows and door. She gets on top and takes control, takes me shirt off and she gets topless. Hardcore make out, it's turning me on and I know she's getting super wet. I undo my pants and pull my junk out. She won't let me in her pants, she's teasing me. She works my pants down just past my ass. She starts kissing my chest and stomach rubbing her tits on me as she works down. She gets to my cock and puts it right up to her face and smells it. Just a big breathe she smells my cock and balls. Then she goes for it. She doesn't kiss and lick a little, she swallows my cock and works her tongue. It's wet and sloppy and hot. I cum in like five minutes she swallows and we hang out high in a dark room topless for a while.
>>675187078
Chlöe Grace Moretz, fuckface. If you're gonna mention a bitch, mention 'em right or I'll skin yer kneecaps.
Every girl likes sucking dick. Therefore I can tell if a girl likes sucking dick by assessing weather or not she is a girl.
>>675187840
And if she doesn't want to, just slip her a Cosby brandâ„¢ roofie. She'll be (unconsciously) gagging on your rod in no time! :D
>>675191337
My favorites part was when she smelled your pecker a whole bunch.
>>675189961
>confirmed for buttblasted
>>675192055
Trips confirmed!
>>675191863
That was actually hot
>>675191318
>>675192240
Thats why it was my favorite. Nothing gets me boned up more than a good pecker sniffing
>>675192542
>>675192778
>>675193346
fucking hot
>>675193175
Whats her name. I think I went to schools with her.
>>675193714
>>675193346
Nevermind, Starcy wasnt in the illuminatee
The answer is simple: you cannot. Thats like saying that u can guess a girl's favourite color just by looking at her face.
>>675193597
>>675193714
the knowledge you seek has been posted
go forth with cock in hand and find it
>>675194081
I think I know that girl. Is her name Starcy?
>>675194211
Jokes on you ya turkey. I've had my pecker in my hands this whole time
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SXDsc-g7Oy4
>>675194081
>>675194498
well fuck
Hey guys, just so you know, literally every girl in the world will want you to stick your dick in them right after eating them out for 20 minutes. It took some of you 6+ times to figure this out? Terrible
>>675194920
Thats so true. I always eat out with my girlfriend Most of the time and when we get back from Chilis I take her to pecker town everytime
>>675195421
I just wish I could get her to smell my pecker more frequently like this ladies men up here >>675191337
>>675195421
After you eat chilli's? When do you take a shit? I have about an hour maybe hour and a half time window where I'm going to have to take Shit after eating chilli's. And it's not the kind of shit you want to take at your friends house. It's the kind you almost want to take at a walmart so you don't feel bad if you break the toilet
>>675195769
I like this story. I'm going to pasta this>>675191337
>>675181183
>How can you tell is a girl
>>675196006
I normally shit and eat at the same time so I can eat endless buffalowe wings and not get full. I gues thats why they call it Chilis, huh? Lol. I love you chili
>>675181183
Blowjobs are the fucking best
>>675196286
My favorite parts is when those guy starts snorting rails of coke off eachothers peckers
>>675196812
My other favorite parts are:
when they smoke 1 pot
when they teleport to a room full of loose window covering blankets
When their just hanging out
Cums
>>675187771
I like em cause it's less work on my part. Fuckings great but BJs are special
>>675181183
You can't, but you can within a very small time period. But not instantly. As some have said, if she smokes cigarettes (or weed, though to a lesser degree) she likes or is prone to sucking dick, probably with a 60-70% chance. Really those are observable traits of impulsive people, so they're also more likely to fuck spontaneously or quicker than others, among other things. It's obviously not limited just to sex, they'd do a shot at the bar before the next person and usually love roller coasters (though most people do). But you get what I'm saying.
Obviously, daddy issues. Signs of repression. Ex-religious girls are BIG sluts for this reason. It's hard to find out about a girl's history with her parents or her God the moment you know her, but it's something to find out as soon as you can without throwing flags and making it obvious you're a sociopath.
If she's drunk, or high on other depressants (though MDMA is a stimulant that works this way, though I can't get hard rolling, so optimal situation for me personally is she's on molly and I am not). You should have known this already.
If she talks about it. Not a shocker.
Overall, of any girl 18-40, your chances of her enjoying sucking dick are probably 30-50% depending on location. Most chicks like sucking dick. If you live near a beach, your chances just went up 10% because of impulsive vacation girls, also run-away-from-problems girls, not to mention loves=nature girls (which includes hippy girls, but they tend to be gross). If you're in Cali or Arizona, you just gained 5% (really you gain 10%, but lose 5% because of feminists and sexually weird girls).
>>675181784
lol i rike
>>675198558
My dads brother is Lenard Dickapreeo
>>675191337
This is hot
>>675181183
You simply need to check if she resembles OP's mom.
>>675191337
I want a friend like this.
>>675185833
Just be aggressive. B-E aggressive.
No, but really though, vocalize what you want...nobody is capable of reading minds.
>>675183417
God damn, anon, I've heard some cursing in my day but that was truly shocking!
>>675199941
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