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> be me
> fapping for 15 years
> never kissed a girl
> never had sex with a girl
> eventualy fapping doesnt work i need something more hardcore
> faps to traps
> eventualy no libido because i know im never gonnna have real sex
> stopped fapping for now 2 months
> not depressed yet but empty
wtf is happening to me
you will never have sex? why
>>675179179
feeling empty is a form of depression. You should do some drugs to help you forget, its the only thing that helps me and any other lonely faggot on this hellish planet. We live in hell.
>>675179905
How could he? women are fucking retarded nowadays, you even look at them wrong and they scream rape.
Just rape them
>>675179179
keep your head up man, its never too late. how old are you btw?
>>675180407
not op but telling him to keep his head up when hes not even trying to get laid is like telling an alcoholic he will stop drinking when they don't even want to stop.
Most people don't have help to get laid, and you telling him how to doesn't help either.
>>675180407
I'm 19
>>675179905
usualy it goes like this
> girl notice me at work, class or activity
> girl or me initiate contact
> girl is interested
> after a few times I manage to find the courage to ask her number
> girl ether refuse at this time becasue she realised that i am boring
> girl ether accepts to give me her number but she is always busy
> girl ether gives me her number and accept to go on a date but she is busy on her phone or bored
>>675180697
im not that anon im 28 actualy
>>675179179
>675179179
sorta similar here, start running, run until you can't move your legs the next day.......a lot of problems seem very small when you can barely breathe XD
>>675180950
girls always want bad boys, you need to break into an abandoned house or some shit. Specially if its a girl that is a 10/10.
>>675181307
oh make sure you make up some shitty story like "its haunted" she'll literally get wet and fuck you when you protect her from the scary ghosts.
>>675179179
You're ready for furs
>>675180950
its cakked getting fucked over happpens to lots of guys just deal with it and dont fuck up ur golden hour
>>675181307
good idea thanks i will try this.. i am well aware that ladies are emotion driven, another trick i know is to bring them on motorcycle but its not my thing
>>675179179
think you could become a trap? any interest? it's pretty great, tbh.
>>675181859
you're probably weak and no girl wants to date a weak biker. Anyways good luck, you have more of a shot then I do. I don't even leave my house.
>>675179179
Stop thinking that the type of girls that are all over the Internet are sexy. Go for personality, it's worth it.
>>675181859
You dont have to do some cheesy shit like that, but you gotta show that you are confident and that you not a pussy. Its human nature that women are attracted to strong men, alpha males. Dont act like a tool, but act confident.
>>675182200
>>675182277
>>675182322
fucking dubs galore
>>675180137
>Women are fucking retarded nowadays, you even look at them wrong and they scream rape.
Have you tried not being a creepy neckbeard faggot or have you just never met a real girl?
>>675181192
your advice sounded reasonable but then you had to put "XD" , what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>675182137
not a chance
only when i feel like complete shit and need to forget how shityy my life is, only then i turn to traps
i would rather burn alive than give away my balls
>>675180655
>>675181611
>>675182200
>>675182277
>>675182322
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get
>>675182669
like i said i don't leave my house :) whenever I do go out I keep to myself. No one ever trys to talk to me. So I just figure they are all bitches and probably would call rape.
>>675182137
kill yourself
>>675182885
??? you dont have to give away your balls... just dress like a girl and service cocks. prostate stimulation is incredible.
>>675181307
yeah, what anon said. Girls do like BAD BOYS! so punch her in the jaw and kick her cunt, then she'll be all over you.
>>675183334
so close to quads, too bad.
>>675182963
>No one ever trys to talk to me
>I just figure they are all bitches
kek 10/10 logic
>>675179179
Sauce on pic?
>>675183495
well I mean what other logical explination is there? they're always alone and I glance over at them a couple of times but not to long. I try not to be creepy, but I guess I am being creepy at the same time? I don't know I been out of the game way too long.
>be me
>riding on the bus
>7/10 comes on bus
>sits across from me
>i casually look at her from time to time
>figure im not being creepy since shes not saying anything
>litterally not saying anything at all but listening to music
>i am as well
I am a failure.
>>675182906
>>675179179
bruh just fuck a ho and if she doesn't take you then i bet 100% a trap will just get it over and done with
>>675181192
>sorta similar here, start running, run until you can't move your legs the next day.......a lot of problems seem very small when you can barely breathe
>>675179179
http://doubleyourdating.com/
>>675184100
try saying "hi"
>>675184767
feels too strange
cause usually its just me (white) and then the girl (white) and everyone else is black and so i feel like the blacks will be like "why didn't you say hi to any one of us? you a racist?"
>>675179179
Have sex with a guy. It's easy as fuck. Just imagine it's a woman's asshole.
Just fuck it man .Find a hobby,try playing at guitar,drums or some fucking else,read books,buy rubber pussy or fuck whore,problem?
>fapped to girls
>fapped to traps
Well there's still one thing you still haven't tried
Start fapping to men
>>675185127
No, because the blacks will know you are trying to fuck that. Just go "Hi my names so and so. I am sorry if this is weird but [Insert physical compliment here or comment on one of her belongings if you feel too weird about the compliment.]"
>>675179179
most girls are dirtyer then men. they want to have sex too. surprised? so if you dont act like an boring idiot with a giant stick up in the ass, you will fuck as much as you want. also you can pay a bitch to have sex with you. just dont make it such a big deal.. you put them pussys on a podium.
>>675185446
he said he fapped to traps
>>675185698
yea im still too much of a pussy. Plus I can never tell there age.
>>675185698
Hi am Greg like your shoe :3
>>675183495
There's another logical explanation you're a fat greasy neck beard maybe if you have a shower once a day girls or people in general would not get creeper out by you
>>675179179
>wtf is happening to me
wizardry is growing
How hard can it be to get laid man. What country are you from?
Just get drunk and buy a hooker. You're 28 dude, it's time.
>>675185956
It's just rejection. It happens daily. Just give it a try and if they are underaged they will A) tell you and then you back off or B) talk to you till you ask their age in a conversation after some trust building. And grow some balls or just stare at her till she says something then compliment her..... This has like a %30 chance of working good luck.
>>675186188
Me Lisa like your coat.
>>675186461
Women really aren't worth the money. If you can't fuck for free just don't. It's not something you need to experience it's kinda meh at best.
>>675184100
a bus is a fucking dumb place to be hitting on chicks you don't know.
Just go to the park or something, you need open spaces, not a lot of people around so that you and her can feel more free to talk than on a fucking bus.
>>675187378
Park is always empty, or has niggers smoking weed. The only place that have white women are the bus and bar. I don't go to bars so thats out of the question.
Start going to church. Praise the Lord. It's easy to be a bad boy at church.
>>675188178
only niggers go to church
>>675187590
shitty place you live in
what do you do for a living?
>>675188303
nothing, i already said i barely leave the house.
>>675188392
how the fuck do you sustain yourself?
You guys realize dating websites exist right?
>>675188508
play vidya and browse 4chan all day. I sometimes think bout suicide but then the next day im fine again.
>>675188591
>implying i haven't already tried
Girls don't even respond to me when I send them messages. They never send me any either.
Try sticking things up your butt.
I'm serious.
>>675179179
hire a prostitute, thank me later
>>675188614
what vidya you play?
>>675188614
How do you pay rent, buy food?
ITT: virgins
>>675189144
this
>>675182953
This, seriously OP, Develop an ego that wants to do nothing but advocate for honesty.
>>675189142
rpgs, fps, rogue-lites
>>675189144
>>675189302
welfare
>>675180950
probably you are to ugly.Go pay hoes and get the pussy bro
>>675188260
Ya, well this nigger complaining ain't getting laid.
IM GOING TO DO IT UNLESS AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING TALKS TO ME.
(402) 813-8869
>>675189374
You must live in a really shitty part of town. What kind of girl wants to fuck some dude on welfare?
>>675189374
I totally understand now why you can't get laid, your personality is total shit. Considering that you're 28... You should probably just pay a hooker.
>>675189618
no one lol which is why i don't ever talk to anyone
>what do you do for a living anon?
>nothing
>oh... i should go
>yea
>>675189765
i'm not op, even though yes I too am 28.
>>675189558
You calling me a fucking bot?
>>675189558
Post your face. We give you tips.
>>675190005
Why not try and get a job?
>>675190410
personal reasons.
>>675190490
Such fucking as?
>>675190490
personal reasons.
>I'm lazy and unmotivated
>>675190261
kuwabara nice
>>675190655
not really, but try again.
>>675190647
its enough of a reason to never work ever again lets leave it at that.
Go to a bar, you idiot. There are drunk girls there who will fuck anything.
>>675179179
Start working out and get your testosterone flowing, you will Def feel a change and it might be the 1 you need.
Rape someone, you fat fuck.
>>675191029
Did you shit you pants and cry? Or get hurt physically?
>>675191029
Like we're gonna fucking snitch on you
>>675191029
You crusty dried up cum sock, just say what those reasons are.
>>675191344
lol i've shit my pants in high school and owned it. So no its not something that retarded.
>>675191372
I have no idea who the fuck lurks 4chan. Its a story that can easily be traced to me.
>>675179179
I was like OP, until I finally found this okay looking woman at 24. I ate pussy for the first time, but when it came time to give her the stackhouse, I couldn't even get it up.
Next girl I got interested in me, same thing. On top of that, she tasted fucking nasty. This effectively turned me off of women forever. I mean I'll still fap to a hot lesbian scene, but I would rather fuck a trap.
I've sucked cock before, and prefer that to eating pussy, prefer the taste of a guy's cum to a girl's, etc.
But I don't like the appearance of most men. I like feminine-looking men, traps and shemales. Beautiful in appearance, but with a dong. Vaginas are fucking disgusting.
Most of what I fap to is shemales and hentai. Usually lesbian/tentacle/futa
>>675191574
>Its a story that can easily be traced to me.
You're a fucking loner anyway so who the fuck will even care about you.
Describe it vaguely, I'm fucking curious. Did you get exiled?
>>675191574
So generalize it. Make it simple
This dude's a troll.
>>675179179
welcome to 4chan, buy a fleshlight
>>675192278
Also thinking this
>>675192278
probably
>>675191941
>>675192017
>be me
>have 1 main group of friends
>they all know each other
>i am the Duff of the whole group
>google Duff if you don't know wtf it is
>get gf who is 5 years younger then me
>she gets preggers
>everyone hates me
>she was the one that told me to never help
>fuck up my back
>leave state to another state
>year after she gives birth asks me for help
>nope.jpg
as long as i never get a job i never have to talk to the cunt, plus the only jobs i could get are ones that require sitting.
>>675192782
So then your not a virgin dummy...
>>675193008
never said i was, i said im not op.
Why don't you get a girlfriend? I'm a total loser and have had girlfriends since middle school. In middle school I was transferred from the LD program to the BD program because LD no longer catered to dyslexia and dyscalculia. Then they changed the meaning of the term learning disability in a lot of other school districts. So I was accidentally shipped off to a program for the mentally handicapped one summer. I hooked up with a bipolar chick and a counselor. I learned to not let labels keep me down. What obstacle do you have to overcome? BD is behavioral disorder. It's where they used go put the aggressive kids before zero tolerance, and I'm a Jew from Kansas. Did not let this prevent me from getting laid. So if being perceived as a retard and a sociopath who's Jewish in the Bible belt didn't stop me, what the fuck would it actually take?
Think about it. The only reason you're a virgin is that you hold yourself back. Stop that. Man up. And none of this boo hoo Chad and Stacy bullshit. Chad's a frat boy. Girls don't actually want frat boys. They want men. Be a man.
>>675192782
>require sitting
Ya I can't do that either. Plus I'm to stoopid.
>>675193083
Your right my bad
>>675192782
Alright, that's an interesting reason. Still strange that they fucking hate you because you knocked up some chick.
>>675193008
OP killed himself
>be me have pot and friend calls and asks for some. We're cool so I bring some to her. We used to date in middle school and we broke up but still kept it cool. She has always had mega crush on me but she was over of those girls that constantly needed a boyfriend and not a friend with benefits type but we would hook up once in a while when she felt like cheating. So anyways we hang out, go to the park smoke some weed I walk her home. She tells me she wants to thank me. (I'm getting laid goes through my head) she starts by blacking out the room. Blankets over the windows and door. She gets on top and takes control, takes me shirt off and she gets topless. Hardcore make out, it's turning me on and I know she's getting super wet. I undo my pants and pull my junk out. She won't let me in her pants, she's teasing me. She works my pants down just past my ass. She starts kissing my chest and stomach rubbing her tits on me as she works down. She gets to my cock and puts it right up to her face and smells it. Just a big breathe she smells my cock and balls. Then she goes for it. She doesn't kiss and lick a little, she swallows my cock and works her tongue. It's wet and sloppy and hot. I cum in like five minutes she swallows and we hang out high in a dark room topless for a while.
>>675189558
Haha please nobody call that number
>>675193863
Do you not know how to properly greentext? You disgust me.
>>675193863
niggah... I aint reading that shit
>>675189558
With a 9mm glock? You'd be lucky to not wind up retarded in a hospital. Or excuse me. Learning disabled. Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit the apricot of your own brain? Or are you going to aim for the heart and die in agony?
Saw off a shot gun and load it with slugs. Both barrels right to forehead. Squeeze the trigger with your thumb.
>>675193953
I'm dialing..... Pizza hut
>>675193863
Oh god, my eyes are bleeding
I'm 23, shower daily, stay in shape, have a full time job that isn't a mcjob, etc. but I'm still a virgin and I literally have 0 friends. Pretty sure some people are meant to be alone because I'm self aware enough to realize that my situation is the result of having a boring as fuck personality. The thing is though that I'm just being me. It's just who I am. I've tried multiple different sports, playing the guitar, and loads of other shit.
>>675180137
You're so fucking retarded
>>675180697
You've been fapping since you were 5?
If u were gay I'd let you fuck me. Probably. I might be busy.
>>675194711
Fucking 9. A .22 wad cutter would do more damage. A 9 to the head is through and through with no tunneling.
Wizchan.org.
>>675181307
Ummm, not sure that being a 30 year old who breaks into empty houses is that bad ass.
I try to fap but I just give up without even finishing anymore, haven't got off in two weeks now.
Even with porn, I just can't get turned on anymore and I keep fapping until my arms gets tried then I give up.
I'm 25, shy, don't have a clue how to talk to women and I'm not exactly a good looking guy, I'm lanky and my face is maybe like a 4/10.
Have zero clue how I would talk to any woman, let alone get one to like me when my only interests are guns, the outdoors, metal music, fishing and kayaking. All that stuff just depresses me even more because I have to do it all alone.
Tried working out, it didn't make me feel or look better so I gave up, therapists I don't want to talk to because they're idiots, I started working overtime at work six days a week except for Sunday's just to stay busy.
I'm really close to just leaving everything behind and trying to join the Foreign Legion, but the thought of fighting for France in its current state isn't very appealing, also thought about somehow trying to fight in Syria but Kurds wouldn't let me do shit and I highly doubt I could get into the Syrian army's ranks.
>>675196082
Fapping since you were ten? Is this loose fapping definition that includes touching without orgasm?
>>675181606
/this
>>675195688
/thread
after skim-reading this thread I'd say OP has to an hero.there is no other option.
>>675196053
Also they just want a man who's able to take care of himself physically. Learn military hapkido or wing tsun. Kyuk Too Ki is another fun one. But in a real fight I'm breaking out the joint manipulation and traveling punches. A street fight should never last over a minute.
>>675180950
the last one is me, rip
>>675179179
Op just go on a dating website. Its a lot easier lol
>>675195536
So you manage to hold down a job but cannot master the guitar or continue to engage in a sport or hobby?
100% confirmed for anime faggot.
>>675179179
I didn't have sex until I was 20. Less than a year later I had sex with 6 girls, of which 1 was short relationship ans 1 fuckbuddy/gf. So basically anything can happen OP, just don't focus on it too much. You get attention, that's already more than some of these fucking faggots get. And since you know what the problem is: try to be interesting.
>>675179179
So you are keeping it real like every man should and trust me, you are not missing anything. Sex is highly overrated and the meat-cone known as your hand will stay your best friend forever. Treasure the time you and it have left.
>>675196465
>Fapping since you were ten?
Wut? I've been jacking off since my mid teens I guess, I don't know
>Is this loose fapping definition that includes touching without orgasm?
I try to jack off but I don't reach orgasm, either out of boredom or because I just get annoyed trying to force it
>>675197120
Nope, I hate anime. Like I said I'm just boring. Don't really have any hobbies.
>>675197120
I haven't mastered he guitar and had to give up my sport because of injury. I still have a girlfriend. You think we are all supposed to have hobbies and play musical instruments?
>>675189558
no one likes an attention whore faggot.
>>675197465
>>675197199
I don't have any either, and still I managed that
>>675179179
thiz wat it looks
after breaking up from a long term relationship went on a 2 year bender of Fridays and Saturdays taking coke and mdma and boozing like a mofo,get in with a crew of like minded individuals and eventually you'll meet some girl who is as fucked up/horny as you and you'll get some poon.
I fucked more girls in that 2 years than in the preceding 15. Shit will fuck you up eventually,i ended up in rehab! fuck yeah! fun times!
>>675197298
loyal to the meat cone
Gotta pay them hoes man
>>675197558
or you can stay home on channel 4 like an faggot all day
>>675197741
How? I can't have conversations with anyone for more than a minute because they basically just consist of me asking them how they're doing. After that it just falls back into silence.
One way or another, you're gonna have to spend at least 15 dollars if you wanna get some action.
>>675189558
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>>675185952
underrated post
>>675198165
You're here as well. Plus I'm not here all the time.
My sport was this. https://youtu.be/qflIr2oOpf4
>>675200050
video preview screen
"there is always an option to quit. I don't"
lel
>>675198240
Well, first of all, I tried not to focus on it too much and not to force myself into conversation because that certainly fails. You don't have a lot to talk about when you're on the train or park or whatever. I did one or 2 on parties etc, where you have liking the same music in common for example, which makes it a lot easier to start off. And you're drinking, or passing a joint or something, which helps. Two I got from tinder, just chitchat a bit, ask questions, be funny. I must say I'm always a bit "rude" or have some sort of "comeback answer", so you appear more confident. You don't just answer by saying " haha yeah" or something, you just come up with something witty to reply. Just by doing that, just being able to reply good, I got into 2 panties. Just try, when it doesn't work, you'll notice, and you just go to the next. It's easier to go from there than starting off in real life. You have time to think about your answer and making it interesting, and it doesn't give you that pressure.
>>675182669
exactly. If that guy would just try starting some convos I bet he might get lucky within the next year. It's not too hard.
>>675193863
This is pointless.
There's no reason to greentext if you're just going to wall-of-text anyway.
>>675200349
Try it with a fractured ankle that left a shard moving around. That tendon is fragile and it's basically like living your life with a knife to it.
>>675179179
Your ascending to the supermortal realm
There is no going back OP
>>675193599
chick was underage.
>>675190261
Fucking bots always getting throught the captcha m8
>>675200349
get a job where you give out good excuses to not do anything,the world need's more cunts kicking about who can logically explain why they have/will give up on anything they ever do.
>>675201067
>get a job where you give out good excuses to not do anything,the world need's more cunts kicking about who can logically explain why they have/will give up on anything they ever do.
>>675202310
I have a job. I just lost my hobby. Idiot. I never made k2.
>>675203196
Meaning I was amateur. Never made top let alone pro.
