Creepy Chinese chick comes into gas station where I work at least 3-4 times a week and tries to carry one awkward Engrish conversation. Most of the time I am busy and the conversations go no where. Like "What have you eat today" or my favorite "the blue car yours? it always here do you like it?". Broke down and asked for her number and she gave me her email address. Takes her like twelve years to reply to it so I don't talk to her over it but she sent me a selfie of her. I kinda want to indulge my fetish and fuck a foreign chick who had no clue what the fuck is going on. But at the same it is weird. What and how would /b/ do it?
She's not even hot though, not worth the effort. Probably just trying to improve her english skills on you
>>675179128
spooky but go for it
>>675179403
SHES USING U FOR UR ENGLISH OP YOU MUST FERTILIZE HER WITH UR SEED NOW
>>675179128
What exactly do you have to lose? If you end up fucking her at least you'll have a story to tell.
>>675179403
I suppose I am something of a captive audience not like I can go anywhere behind the cash register.
Take her in the back or in the restroom - when I worked graveyard at a gas station my gf used to come blow me in the storeroom when I was supposed to be restocking.
>>675179532
Thank you anon.
I am fluent in Chinese, let me teach you some phrases you can use to impress her.
>>675179767
I know, Jeff. I was in the corner jerking off.
>>675179903
Lay it on me I honestly don't care if I get fired.
>>675179767
Muh nigga Jeff.
>>675179128
I'd definitely smack them cheeks with my cock a bit before teaching her the english phrase for 'now take every inch'
I like asians, so I would do her regardless. I think it's worth it for you, just for the experience.
>>675179128
You fuck her and cum on her hairy Asian bush. Tell her she not dare to wash it.
Big schnoz, would touch.
>>675179532
>>675179403
Actually now that I think about she has mentioned she was a virgin over her email. Don't know if that was a hint or what but she never brings it up in person. In person she is always rambling about mundane shit. Or asking if I sleep or eat enough.
>>675179403
>she's not even hot though
>implying you could get any better
>implying that's her
>implying
I am fluent in Chinese, let me teach you some phrases that'll get 'er nice and juicy for 'ya.
"wo yow rje ni pee gwur"="Hi, nice to meet you"
"knee sure go" = "thank you for the picture"
"woah duh gigi hun dah" = "how long have you been learning english"
Chinese characters below:
我要日你屁股儿
你是狗
我的鸡鸡好大
>>675181423
How about, "want to see my dick?"
臭逼你为什么天天来给我胡说八道？滚开！
>gif related has best Chinese pick up lines
>>675181664
我很喜欢给黑人口交！黑人浸渍好好吃呀！
> Approach her
> say 你好漂亮 (google translate it)
> and then
> 我要做爱！
> profit
>>675179128
Here is what I know about tiny Asian chicks.
Buddy of mine had sex with one. She was crazy tight. He ended up tearing his foreskin. Didn't cum.
>>675179128
>mentions she's a virgin.
>tries to carry on conversation
>sends you selfies.
Op I'd say if you weren't such a dumb ass you could probably stick it that creepy little yellow vagoo.
我赛！我又挖了一个旮旯！
>>675182545
Stop writing in chink chong. This is AMERICA. Speak English, motherfucker.
>>675182315
我们说国语吧
毛泽东万岁 社会主义万岁 没有工厂当就没有新中国
>>675182654
你生气么
>>675181423
I'm fluent in Chinese too. These are legit. Yep.
>>675179128
Do it, don't look back, begin your new life with her ASAP, get the fuck off the Internet and get you some
>>675179128
Hold wait I've got one last pic she sent me.
It's of her in her true form.
Going full chink.
more likely japanese than chinese
>>675183268
*wipes tear from my eye*
Thats the best advice anyone has ever given me.
I'll tell stories of your wisdom on the outside.
Guess I'll go to sleep now and instead of staying up all night on the internet.
Asians are tight, cute and smell good. Fuck her already!
>>675183316
fug her and post nudes
looks more Korean than Chinese tbh
>>675183700
Tell that chink to sit her furry cooch on your face and you'll take her to disneyland.
>>675179767
Really jeff
>>675181423
lol don't use use
>>675183700
Look at our happy idiot protagonist go...
Too bad he's so stupid.
See ya in three days.
>>675184704
I imagine the narrator of pokemon saying that at the end of every episode.
>>675182414
Been with a lot of Asians in my time. I had the opportunity a month ago to fuck a virgin. Worst shit ever. I was her first bf, didn't know how to kiss and ended up drooling on me, after 2 mins of sucking my dick she was tired, a pussy so tight I had to use a lot of lube, after getting it about halfway in she just said it hurts the whole time so I just busted a nut after 3 mins because she was so whining so much. Attempted to have sex again, got it in a little easier but then came the tears after a min, so just stopped and let the blue balls set in.
If she is a virgin shit is going to suck. Also yeah Asian chicks usually don't shave, shit can be a jungle sometimes which can be a boner killer.
>>675184704
How is he so stupid?
>>675185504
Dude just asked us if he should try to fuck the girl he wants to fuck.
>>675185152
The kissing thing. I've dated a bunch of Filipino chicks and not a single one of them knew how to kiss. Like one chick was in her 30s. How the fuck do you not know how by then?
Sex. The majority of them just laid there. Clueless.
>>675183316
cute, do it.
>>675179128
Chinese slut pic thread anyone?
>>675185910
My gf is Chinese, adopted and raised in England, yet still entirely clueless about sexuality before I met her.
For a moment I almost believed in genetic memory. It's uncanny, she has the enthusiasm to be fucked just not to fuck.
>>675179128
Step 1: Become her English Tutor
Step 2: Take advantage of her
Step 3: Never return her calls or answer her messages
>>675183316
She seems hot enough...consider yourself lucky and go for it.....
