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everyone ky
smooches everyone except katia
Ya'll into some gay shit
>>675173214
if you use namesync follow this advice
>TFW no QT furry bottom BF to love on
>>675173411
*smooches back*
>>675173004
I have never had a legitimate smooch.
>>675173363
pineapple express was great. Awesome soundtrack too
>>675173568
>>675173582
>>675173606
one day you will slap tongues with another
>>675173611
What?
>>675173411
inb4 you now have aids and I dont want none of that
>>675173582
Just strap a dildo to your mirror and use it.
Kuuki Yomenai
>>675173714
Dont get my hopes up.
>>675173175
I'm not Green though, I'm Navy.
>>675173714
wakarimasen
>>675173879
seek the smooch
>>675173926
>>675173897
Ok fine, so what is it Blues Brother?
>>675173520
What game is that
>>675173753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKx15yqLULc
>>675174056
Tell my why you're interested first.
>>675173976
DONT KNOW HOW
soka
>>675173976
>>675174139
Well am I going to be seeing you as an MP, fixing jets, or swabbing the deck?
>>675174247
bagd
>>675174208
cant wake up
>>675174071
Boku no pico.
>>675174445
hiyo
>>675173856
weird confession time: the idea of receiving makes me ...uncomfortable.
I love having cock in my mouth and doing other stuff, but I am a top by instinct, and receiving feels weird and unnatural to me.
>>675174208
with lips
>>675174415
More refining from earlier sketch.
>>675174650
e m b r a c e t h e d i c k
>>675174650
So I'm assuming it's because you don't feel like you're in control?
Because there are such a thing as power bottoms.
Don't knock it till ya try it
>>675174864
this looks awful my dude
>>675174864
disproportionate
>>675174552
How is school?
>>675174737
No one is willing.
>>675174737
>>675175230
It's not bad, though I napped for like 8 hours today so I won't be getting sleep any time soon.
>>675175053
Well...I think it is more a self image thing. Im a huge guy...like 6'4'', broad shoulders, super harry.
I roleplay botttom sometimes online,but in real life I feel realy unnatural in that position because....well....I dont feel...HOT at all.
When i do ERP a bottom online its always as an attractive, feminine character...but in real life, i just feel ridiculous and out of my element receiving.
I'm so fucking lonely, anyone want to recommend any furry communities/chat rooms to me?
And no, I don't want to just tripfag here.
>>675175230
i do not think that is true
>>675175311
msfhfuhgugh
>>675175378
Naps are nice
>>675175804
dom
>>675175898
Not when they're overextended and you gotta figure out a way to make it to school the next day.
I just realized the shadow looks like a dragon dildo
Only katia could notice something like that.
>>675175760
add me ill keep you company :3
>>675175760
sorry mate, I do all my furry ERP on a tulpa forum IRC. and idk if you would be into that community, since it isnt strictly a furry or lewd comunity.
>>675175804
It is
>>675175488
Wow you're quite a big guy
I mean I personally would love a big strong guy to do both, although I find them cuter if they do want to bottom because of their size.
>>675176159
No, I'm surprised none of you mentioned that.
>>675176181
you make me vomit
>>675175912
baje
>>675176182
pff
>>675176252
The situation is not in the favour of your statement.
>>675176033
I just stay up all day for two days straight.
>>675176159
>>675176159
>>675176159
>>675176400
use english
>>675174071
Yiffalicious. Want moar?
>>675176203
Well, I can get why you would feel that way....I jsut dont. I have tried receiving a few times and it jsut feel inherently off to me.
but GOD i love a nice, cute boy-but, and a big, thick cock to play with.
>>675176386
Dont you "pff" me. Ive gotten girls that blatantly said to my fucking face that no one would date me.
>>675176761
>girls
what're you a faggot
>>675174415
Why would you be seeing me do any of those things?
>>675176514
not that poster, but yes moarrrrr.
>>675176168
I'll add you if you tell me where I can add you.
>>675176386
How goes?
>>675176473
I don't want to do that myself.
>>675176498
It's pointless to carry on with this.
>>675176761
yea SURE, also find cute guys to kiss
hi
>>675176863
Oh, and here I thought you wanted the D from last night, I was just kinda curious since you didn't say much about what you do.
Nevermind then
I honestly don't think Ziggs is gay, but hi.
>>675176912
Okie dokie
>>675176863
Oh man, have you even been to your command yet?
>>675176832
YOU, Mr. Freudian Cognition "I see everything as dildos because I want them in my butt".
>>675177211
I don't even remember what I ate this morning. I've been awake about two and a half days at this point.
I fix Helicopters.
>>675177070
p good, idk what to do with my life and time, you?
>>675177040
steam?
>>675177070
Sush now, and sleep.
>>675177086
There are no cute guys out here.
I keep fucking turning off my name
>>675177478
Well that explains a lot from last night, and cool.
You could show me how to fly a Chinook right?
>>675177419
I mean it as why would he be watching me do those things.
I'm not delusional, I know what we do besides out actual rate.
>>675177356
ziggs is super gay man
>>675177609
these are the most hottest things ive ever seen
>>675177936
I'm guessing your an AB of some kind, then?
>>675177689
rezoluzion
>>675177499
Apparently my internet died for a bit again. I think my computer's about to rip in piece.
>>675177791
Maybe later.
>>675178129
Somehow I doubt that.
>>675177428
wrong
>>675178544
I can keep going with this evidence
>>675177791
ouch my emotions
well you are at least one
>>675178544
i will mourn you friend
anyone here know their jhorror/psychological horror?
im bored and dont feel like vidya
>>675178752
I think it's more likely that Rumble is gay.
>>675178847
I won't let it die. I've borrowed the necronomicon from my friend so I can just resurrect the laptop.
>>675177689
>>675178487
nvm thats my old username, netsuki is my new one (with the anime avata)
>>675178487
no matches
http://steamcommunity.com/id/41577232413/
>>675177913
I mean, I'm not a Pilot and I'm on a different platform. And I don't know how to fly a helo besides move this this way and it does this thing. I'm *pretty* sure it's gotta be more complicated than wiggle the stick and pull on the other stick.
>>675178241
Nah. AM.
>>675179018
Chi-yo-ta
Ni-ke-ra-ha-to
Ho-ra-su-te
No-ha-te-ki
Ra-to-na-ri-ha-shi-te-to
>>675179138
Fun. Colorado station?
>>675179018
they're all gay
>>675179469
Even the girls?
>>675178178
You should download Yiffalicious then, it's awesome.
>>675179457
Coronado, but close on spelling.
>>675179138
Awww you're letting me down.
At least they taught you some physics or something else cool right?
>>675179644
There was a C in it. What pier?
>>675179617
especially
>>675179138
There are quite a few buttons in those things, helicopters are hard to fly. But yeah, just move the cyclic around and fuck with the throttle, you should be fine.
>glider pilot reporting in
God I can't wait for the Yiffalicious team to release VR support
>>675179820
What about inanimate and incorporeal contestants lacking a definite gender?
What about the extraplanar entities that may express gender in a manner outside male/female?
>>675179447
I don't think I'm as favoured by the Heavens as she is, so I'm not sure I wanna risk using the Incantation of Resurrection.
>>675179469
That can't be.
>>675179617
Dude, have you seen Vi or Jinx?
>>675180241
I should make a Mai folder.
>>675180430
ask freklz or darwin for theirs
>>675180485
I might do that.
>>675180022
get outa here tumblr
>>675180146
why not?
>>675180584
that is where i got mine
>>675180751
I suppose there's not a reason why that wouldn't be possible. It's just highly unlikely. Typically around 10-13% of the champions should be gay, but even that seems somewhat improbable.
>>675181176
did you touch their tails to get it?
>>675181311
why can't I just have my fantasy where they're all gay badger?
>>675181470
You're free to have that fantasy, I just said it's not very likely to be true.
Fagmatrons
how can gender be real if our eyes arent real?
Sup mu fuckas
>>675179652
Eh. Probably the coolest thing I've learned so far is how the main rotors are controlled for directional input.
>>675179806
I'm not stationed here. I'm just doing career school now.
Am currently exploring which country to go to for summer holidays. Tell me which ur god-tier summer holiday destination is and why
>>675182311
palestine
>>675181470
I had a dream last night where I was vacationing in bandle city and Rumble hit on me. Felt bad when i woke up, man, I want a cute snarky furry top.
>>675182476
Kek
>>675182311
My anus
>>675181652
I mean who is counted a true here? riot?
if so I'd agree with you then
>>675182582
I don't know whether I find this cute or disturbing
>>675182621
Would visit, but I think it's too hot
>>675182311
north korea
>yes, you can actually go there
>>675182311
Portugal is sunny, has beaches all around, beer is cheap and a lot of tourist attractions. And plus Lisbon is beautiful
>>675182838
Fair enough. Visit soon though and you'll get a package deal.
>>675182908
Definitely on the list, but too hot as well ;)
>>675183056
Not much of a beach person, cheap alcohol is great but not my main reason to visit. Apart from the big tourist attractions, any other really cool not-so-tourist-popular places to go to?
>>675182822
I'm just a lonely gay bottom with an over active imagination. Rumble's personality in game just gets me crazy and i guess that transfers over to my subconscious mind.
>>675182311
Try a nordic country. Or northern parts of Canada. The midnight sun is beautiful to behold.
>>675182582
Sounds kinda fun though.
>>675182822
Well, since rito hasn't really defined who, if any, of the champions is straight and who is gay, it's open for debate.
>>675183416
my house :P? haha not really I'd be with my parents.
Search for Cascais or Estoril. They're like bay area cities with great architecture and even better food
>>675183564
>Try a nordic country
>wanting to go to Eurabia
>>675183564
I've always wanted to see a sun set at midnight
nibi is STRAIGHT
>>675183502
okay, that's cute
also good taste in art, christie's amazing
>>675183564
that's why I'd hope most of the male yordles are gay
>>675183502
>over active imagination
Care to share?
>>675183847
;)
>>675183921
well he's specifically in finland, they don't take no shit there from mudslimes
ignore this
>>675183904
>>675183564
Any Nordic country in particular? I like some warmth in the summer, so it has to be a good reason ;P
>>675183904
Looks good, I'll take a look later!
I love Balkan-area countries like Slovenia, any country with pretty nature you guys could recommend?
>>675184153
ugh fucking finally i have literally no idea how i did it but i did it i hate my shitty life
>>675184052
Finland produced Foxy Dani, I have no faith in their social abilities or willingness/unwillingness to take shit.
>>675184051
Got an outfit and an ass like that and I'll buy a condo and move to your anus.
>>675184286
pretty fancy
>>675184184
Ive been to Bulgaria and its pretty alright but during the summer it gets so hot you can't actually go outside for a few hours
my hand hurts
>>675183921
>implying
That's neither hurtful nor true.
>>675183956
I've always wanted to see a sun not set at all*
FTFY
>>675184002
>>675184002
>>675184002
>>675184031
Why yordles though?
>>675184184
Well, Finland is nice enough, if you go to the archipelago or the East where there's thousands of lakes. Then there's Lapland, but it might get a bit chilly there.
>>675184354
>Finland produced Foxy Dani, I have no faith in their social abilities or willingness/unwillingness to take shit.
What? You're not serious...
>>675184354
Saying finland produced dani is like saying john wayne produced michael jackson.
no wait not wayne I meant johnny cash
>>675184614
>>675184685
katia you get dumber every day
>>675184031
Her tumblr account drives me insane. These yordles, man. And, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you were trying to entice me with all these shuriman husbands. <3
thats not nice
>>675184808
I have no great height to fall from.
>>675184510
I wish my ass was like that.
>>675184601
No one likes temmie. Or maybe that's just me.
>>675184898
I know
>>675184537
Yeah the heat is unbearable. Pretty much the only con I can find. What did you visit in Bulgaria?
>>675184601
Sounds good, will look into it. Visiting just the archipelago doesn't sound like it'd cost a week. Anything you know I could combine it with? Like Helsinki, historis sites, etc
>>675184601
>neither hurtful nor true
>Sweden has highest rape rate in the world and highest moslim population too
>Finland produced Foxy Dani
>all the nordic countries are dickriding the diversity train straight into their own grave
Just because you ignore something doesn't mean it's not true. And yes, Foxy Dani was a proud denizen of Helsinki, quickly touting such because of their legal tolerance for dog diddling types.
so no more yiffalicious?
>>675184890
Can't tell if gnar
>>675184601
I think they're cute, and cute things having gay sex makes me happy
>>675184890
I love it, there was also this one rumble blog that had pretty good rp as well. Hey man, the husbandos are great fap material
>>675184614
>>675184685
Michael Jackson wasn't completely terrible tho.
>tfw no qt girl to enjoy this stuff with and snuggle up against whilst she occasionally plugs my bum.
I wish these women existed.
And yes, I'm new to these threads.
>>675182203
Bah.
>>675185550
>you'll never be as high as cash under a bush
why even live
also no he was definitely terrible.
>>675185199
I practically lived there most of my summers so I visited pretty much anything there was to visit there from mountains to the beach
>>675184051
Oh, did you wanna hear the whole dream? I keep a dream journal in my room, writing is a huge hobby for me.
>be me, irl, suffer from bipolar depression, type 2
>in dream, ordered by psychiatrist to leave L.A and stay somewhere more positive for a while
>sent off on train to cute little Bandle City, in hopes of a more positive atmosphere
>immediately off train, welcomed by furry inhabitants
>"where ya from, anon?" all around
>people so nice to me, feels amazing
>almost wanna tear up, when i see
>him
>it was just a glance from across main street, he was delivering some huge box to a tinkering shop
>but I'd know that fluffy blue face anywhere
>it was Rumble
Anyone want me to keep this up? I've got a loooooong way to go.
>>675185562
>I wish these women existed.
You're never gonna find them crying on 4chan
>>675185362
Nah, Rumble best yordle.
>>675185919
Too many yordles
>>675185749
Do you happen to know anything about public transport? Also, where are the juiciest of juiciest places to visit?
>>675185747
The Jackson Five was so wonderfully sixties though. Love 'You and Me.'
Also nobody can hope to achieve Johnny Cash levels of high, there's no point in trying to compare yourself to a god.
>>675185841
I'm going out on occasion and am pretty happy, but a man can still dream, y'know.
>>675185448
I've seen that rp blog, its amazing. Also yknow who else drives me nuts? Wukong. Don't have any art of him, but god damn that monkey.
>>675185199
More dildos please, especially large and/or equine ones.
>>675185562
Iktf bro. Of the chicks I've been with who I could've fucked one showed her crazy before we fucked, one was against assplay and dildos, and the most recent was against assplay.
>>675185750
Sure man, storytime is fun.
>>675184894
why though
>>675185097
>doesn't like vibrations
>>675185199
Helsinki, Turku and Tampere are all cities with a long history and a lot of sights to see. Then there's all the beautiful natural parks to experience. Just make sure you don't come during June or especially the few days of midsummer. We'll likely have snowstorms and the like then.
>>675185213
Well, I couldn't say about Helsinki, but there aren't all that many arabs in Turku. Besides, the ones I've seen have mostly adapted well to the new habitat. It's not a big issue, not yet at least.
And I did not know Dani was a Finn. Why are you here anyway? You keep appearing at times like these when I've just thought you gone for good. Not that I mind, really, it's nice to see you.
>>675185448
I see.
>>675186285
no idea about public transport. Veliko Tarnovo and Elena are definitely the best places to visit
>>675186566
>Don't have any art
you came to the right place my man
>>675186612
that was aimed at the mean anon not you
>>675186155
On the contrary, my love. There are never enough yordles.
>>675186607
I've never done any kinky when I was in a relationship, as she was the most vanilla person alive.
But now that's over, I got absolutely nothing.
>>675186612
Lol thanks for the warning, otherwise I'd definitely visited in June. What month is good? Thanks for the tips
>>675186718
Alright, thanks! Do the people speak English / German?
>>675186758
Ohhohoho fuck yeah. God damn, anon, you're a man after my own lonesome heart. Moar, plox.
>>675186860
You are starting to remind me of an old man who posts here
>>675187040
anytime, name's groden btw
>>675186999
I think most people probably speak some English by now
>>675186612
This place is my own personal Hotel California. Can check out any time you like, but I never leave. Though why people are always so eager to see me around utterly escapes my knowledge.
>>675186897
Are you me? All my sexcapades have been very vanilla. The most kinky thing I've done with any of them was used a vibe on one of them, otherwise it's fucking doggy style.
>>675186612
>doesn't like vibrations
I mean, they're ok. I prefer a full feeling/humping motion over vibrations though. I'm a weird fuck probably.
>>675187359
Because we love you clint-kun~
>>675187551
why are ALL his pictures so fucking awkward looking
snuffles, kill yourself child fucker
*sigh*
dev op a thread
>>675187630
pls, no gay
ok ok, TEEN fucker
if you say ephebo-whatever I will literally murder nibi
if I streamed it for you katia would you watch me die
>>675188048
>literally murder nibi
Do it pussy
I will say yes and then forget when you do it, but tell someone else that wants to watch it to pretend to be me.
>>675187732
That's how I feel about Tsaiwolf.
>>675186999
Well, July or August would be best. June is otherwise good too, but the weather is unpredictable. Sometimes it's warm and sunny, other times it's rainy and cold, occasionally even snow.
>>675187359
What Snuffles said.
>>675187461
I was talking about non-lewd vibrations, as tem vibrates profusely.
>>675187941
hai
>>675188048
Come up with your own material spaghetti kat
>>675187461
She didnt even have a vibe. She claims she never touched herself before I went down on her either.
>>675188193
then I wont do it.
>>675186607
Alright.
I Dream of Yordles, pt. 2
>awkwardly excused myself from welcoming committee, had to see my Rumble
>heart fucking pounding in chest, knees wobbly, but had to go for it
>now or never, anon
now, as we all know, dreams are normally extremely hard to distinguish from reality while they're being dreamed. So, keep in mind, during this fictional altercation, it felt like it was really happening, and thus, all reactions are exactly how I'd have reacted irl given the same circumstances. That being said, let's continue.
>meekly push into shop, greeted by a warm, mahogany light, a breath of timelessness.
>abandoned memorabilia stacked from wall to wall, shelved clocks, still ticking, and old, rusted metal spares lying about
>not exactly my area of experience, but still a beautiful sight, nonetheless
>couldn't be any more perfect
>he was leaning across the front counter, talking to an old yordle with quivering hands
>heard his raspy voice call out
>"welcome, what can i do for you, stranger?"
>Rumble had turned his head to see me enter, immediately felt the blood rush to my face
>"Oh, i was just, um..."
>had to swallow the fear in my throat to avoid choking on my words
>"I was just looking around."
>and then he said it
>the sentence I felt I could rehear in my head, over and over, for the rest of my life, and never grow tired of
>"You look new, here. Would ya like me to show you around?"
>>675187210
Name's Luka. >//> its, uh... Nice to meet you.
>>675188908
Shy anons are adorable as shit. You should keep it going in the other thread.
>>675187147
Lol, i'm nowhere near old. ^^; 19 years, over here, i don't turn twenty till August.
>>675189166
same here, follow to the next thread, i think you'll enjoy
>>675189281
Alright, someone keep my first two screenshotted, i never want 4chan to forget what's going to come. XD
