Best of 4chan thread?
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Best of 4chan thread?
OP bump yourself nigger
>>675175548
10/10 scale.
>>675175733
> i check everything i post
I'm kinda doing this blind you tard
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>>675172718
so wheres the green text he was talkina boot
>>675176387
>>675176439
>>675176506
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>675177559
>>675176387
>>675176439
>>675176506
>>675177199
I think that broke a little piece inside me.
I think I just saw the personification of 4chan, and I want to weep.
>>675177956
My experience is they only go all weepy. Won't really try to stop you at all.
Fuck you fags.
This is the best
I'm just dumping at this point
i know this doesnt belong here but still fuckin hilarious pls no ban
>>675174477
this is actually a heart warming picture. What a cool dad
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>>675176401
8/10
Anybody have the tile fucker chronicles?
>>675175039
Hilarious but looks fake. That head is huge.
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>>675177634
This happened at my school as well.
>woods bordered the school and there was a walking trail that went through them, kids were allowed to go out there during recess and lunch
>a group of kids start playing "Base"
>game is basically just going out onto the trail and setting up a base, clearing brush and making a rudimentary shelter
>other kids find out, start making their own base at another point along the trail
>suddenly everyone knows about Base and everyone has to be in one
>even the girls group off and make their own
>all grades, all ages, all bases
>with so many bases out there it eventually turns into turf warfare
>bases become fucking forts, with fences and lookouts in trees
>raids start happening
>kids taking POWs and keeping them in cages made from tree branches
>like if you became a prisoner then at recess you'd just go with the group that captured you, sit in the cage for the duration, and then at the end of recess you'd come back in with them
>do this until you either escape or get released
>bases making POWs work on base construction
>kids start setting up traps like covered pits and tripwires
>raids start to become less frequent
>but espionage beings
>kids getting captured intentionally to sabotage bases form the inside
>defecting to other bases as double agents
>whole thing turns into some weird Lord of the Flies, Bridge on the River Kwai shit
>actual schoolyard becomes a ghost town at recess with most kids in the woods engaging in guerrilla warfare
>eventually teachers go out to find out what everyone was doing out there during recess
>they find, not even joking here, an in-construction 3 foot deep pit around one of the bases with sharpened sticks being placed at the bottom
>as in, an actual fucking hidden spike-pit
>assembly called
>kids no longer allowed in the woods
>>675175733
Fucking delivering
>>675182084
That sounds awesome.
>>675179262
You are on /b/.
