how it is to have a gf?
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how it is to have a gf?
It's nice anon
Idk :(
Sometimes annoying as fuck you dont have a lot of time for yourself like you used to
A pain in the ass.
great for sex, cuddles, touchy-feels, comfort. terrible for everything else. you will spend 75% of the time resisting the urge to eat a bullet
>>675147213
heaven and hell
Amazing until you get horny and she don't wanna fuck and won't leave you alone to wank
>>675147806
75%? More like 15% imo, find yourself someone worthy of your time m9
no good experiences?
>>675147213
i actually used to fuck that girl you beta.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>675147213
Just broke up with mine yesterday. Probs going to an hero today or tomorrow. Just thinking of how to do it
Never alone.
Good and bad.....
Imagine never having time for you and it's all about her. Time is spent working and fucking. Instead of fun and freedom
>>675147213
good when she's not a fucking 1/10 like in the picture you fucking faggot
>>675147623
this
>>675148045
It's good for the first month or 2. After that (when things get serious) is when it usually starts turning to shit for people. Stick to short term relationships at first, don't get whipped
>>675147213
it's like being emotionally dependent on someone you don't want to fuck anymore, but you have to throw her a bone every once in awhile so she don't leave you
>>675148226
wow dude, your relationships mustve sucked.
It is what you make of it. Don't put up with shitty behaviour and don't expect them to put up with it and it's quite nice. Alone time is key, however, as anon indirectly points out; without alone time, its like being waterboarded.
>>675148125
Nicotine injection, get a syringe and google how to get pure nictotine out of cigarettes, easy peasy
>>675148681
Pretty accurate. All relationships go to shit when one party loses respect for the other.
It feels like having a dog who could speak and tell you they love you everyday follow and do anything you want every day till they find someone who they think is better than you all that love and loyalty goes out the window
>>675147806
>>675147623
>>675147754
>>675148618
What shit girlfriends do you have? Or are you a cuck yourself?
>>675148980
That feel bro... I know it.
>>675147213
Every day is maintenance checkup.
See how shes doing, See what shes been up to. Phone Sex maybe.
Well, I guess it must be pretty cool if you love her. In my case, given that I can't feel love, it's only about doing the dirty, which is pretty cool. The rest of the time though, it sometimes gets pretty boring if she's that kind of girl that's constantly texting you and stuff.
>>675147806
Agreed. Can't live with em can't live with
>>675148121
Nice repost, faggot
>>675149116
They have turned cuck. Happens to almost every man with his first girlfriend especially if she is a controlling bitch.
>>675148681
Well not really shitty, just never been with someone who love's me for me. Always money or bud with a nice attitude and look's, that's my catch. I get hounded on 6/10 relationship's because a good amount of my friends are girl's because we grew up together. or i get told to stop spending my money on the one thing i enjoy. It's immediate break up if i am manipulated get whiped or changed. I never attempt to change someone because it will never happen. Im only 20 though. Plenty of option's out there.
can you have a gf when you have dreams and ambitions?
>>675147213
Overrated.
Sex and cuddling are great. Everything else is juts a big pain in the ass you put up with to get sex and cuddles.
much better being single IMO.
marriage is fucking HELL. DO NOT DO IT.
>>675147213
Dude it's fucking hell stay single and fuck random bitches you get lonely get a fucking dog!
>>675149859
this
>>675147213
>>675147213
why do you post this everyday with the same picture.
>>675149709
my thoughts
My friend is dating this girl and he has no idea she's a little whore
>>675149859
You took my words
Free nudes n webms, here's one
Is that my sister?
>>675147213
How to get a gf
>>675150215
>everyday
no, and I'm gathering database of answers for a big leftist news site
>>675150127
Not so gross now but I'm assuming she's still young.
>>675149756
Yes if she is willing to go the way 'hand in hand' with you together.
Fun fact: women are more interested in the way your goin, about what you are goin to be, rather than about what you are right now. So let the ambition carry you!
Passion in what you do is what makes you attractive!
>>675150127
Awful
>>675150432
if you don't have a gf by now you haven't tried at all
>>675150559
rly?
>>675150127
Is it weird I think she looks better with the darkness under her eyes?
>>675147213
let me get in there and bust that up
Sex and cuddles and being loved in general is great. Everything else is annoying. Overrated shit
>>675147213
hard fucking work
>>675147213
her eyes are beautiful.
>>675150432
you need to make a shift. google it.
>>675148822
>nicotine injection
GG you just taught someone how to get addicted to suicide. Now you're gonna have another teenager who can't stop killing themselves
>>675150611
not the same person but what if i've had a girlfriend but don't know how to get one again
>>675150809
>putting coke in bourbon
Who the fuck are you
>>675150947
As long as they don't start innecting marijuanas it's gon be fine
>>675150650
yeah. you enjoy it when other people are miserable
She lives with me and I have to hide my 4chan use from her. Hard to get personal space sometimes.
But she makes me food all the time and I get other obvious benefits of sleeping in the same bed with a woman.
>>675150947
addiction? they can only kill themselves once
>>675150469
Now i know its not some dude with a weird obsession. Good luck with the big leftist news site.
>>675147623
take one that lives a few hours away so she can't run over every evening.
Tadah - enough time for yourself
>>675147213
It's like having a best friend I can fuck.
>>675151110
I injected 5 marijuanas at once. I almost dieded
>>675150947
Purified nicotine is lethal dickwad
>>675147213
Not as good as having a wife.
Mine is submissive and very clingy. So it's pretty much like having a talking dog that you can fuck whenever and however you want. Disadvantage is you have almost no alone time.
>>675152357
Why don't you just get a dog you can fuck?
>>675151110
technically true
a marijuana bud in your vein is not good news
how does it feel to own a gf?
Ok, so this how I see it:
All women are a pain in the ass. All of them. No exceptions. This is a fundamental rule of the world we live in. So if you are looking for the one who will not be a pain in the ass, you will be single forever.
But - every woman has her own special manner of being a pain in the ass, and every man is different in how resilient he is to different types of pain in the ass.
So the secret of a (sort of) happy relationship is finding the woman whose manner of being a pain in the ass is the one you are especially able to tolerate.
>>675147972
facts
>>675147623
this
its alot to put up with for just sex. But i love sex so its worth it i guess.
the rest is pretty much bullshit.
>>675149751
Do you trust your gf? What I mean is, do you think she'd go behind your back? Try to hamstring you?
Because if you do, there's
no reason in the world you can't keep that money.
Just don't stick your dick in crazy.
Oh wait, they're all crazy.
>>675147213
Fucking females is for poofs.
>Pic related.
>>675153519
Nice job anon.
>>675151110
My brother died this way but survived
>>675151391
welcome to 4chan
Honestly it really sucks. It's nothing but problems. I seriously regret every relationship including the one im in now. Its not at all like stories make it out to be. It's nothing but 24/7 damage control.
>>675147213
It is like completing all achievements in one game.
>>675153837
thx
>>675147213
I bet she's amazing at hate-fucking.
>>675153519
like
>>675149116
The type that is 90% of The Girls ?
>>675147213
>how it is to have a gf?
Fun at first, much less fun as time goes by, until the point arrives at which you are happy to be alone again.
>>675147806
75%? Then what's the point?
>>675147213
It's nice. I like watching her play games.
>>675150992
>>675150809
this.
mixing good drinks with soda is fucking repulsive and criminal
>>675147213
Waste of time and effort tbh fam.
Don't put yourself through it. Go on a dating site and find a fuck buddy. You are going to get herps but its so much better than dealing with a girlfriend. I seriously want to kill my self. I would just ditch her but she is so useless that she could never take care of herself.
>>675150284
moar?
>>675147213
It's great, you can casually stroke her hair, her face, her ass, her tits
Even if she doesn't allow you to fuck her, pressing your raging hardon against her soft warm flesh is pretty satisfying.
If you can find someway to stop getting enraged or stressed at her she-devil-like nagging, you can even enjoy the feeling of being in love with your sweet vulnerable little doll that loves you
>>675147213
>how it is to have a gf?
It's like slowly drowning in luke warm syrup. Pretty nice until you feel you can't breathe anymore.
>>675154654
cause the other 25% of the time makes up for it?
It's like having a bro you can fuck around with too...
Honestly, I've never been happier, she's my fucking ally through thick and thin
What's it like to have a boyfriend
>>675147806
I hear ya fam
>>675153924
Died but survived
>>675152979
this post reeks of bitterness and fedora
>>675147972
this
sometimes, getting drip fed two fucks a month is worse than being completely abstinent
Can't really remember, I've been single for the past six years. But I've been seeing this girl for the past few weeks so I'll get back to you on that perhaps.
It depends on the gf.
Most girls have these traits in common though...
1. They nag at you to try and "improve" you
2. They don't like contributing to bills, so they cost money
3. They will force you to do things for them, or they won't feel in the mood for sex
>>675147213
She looks like a really fun amount of crazy. I would text her back, and then ignore her for three days. Then blowjob.
>>675147213
>how it is to have a gf?
Women are not just a pussy and a nice body. There is also a crazy person attached to all that. That persons insanity may or may not be compatible with your own particular flavor of insanity.
>get gf
>live 30 minutes from eachother
>calls me once or twice a day
>break up with her because I can't stand having to talk with another human being every day
>>675155948
you heard me you fucking acoustic nigger
>>675155255
More of the slut
>>675147213
Amazing, but it sucks when you have to argue with it. Women are literally all fucked up somewhere.
I've forgotten
>>675150473
>no makeup
>gross
No wonder you're complaining about the girls you probably don't date
exes don't like it when you tell them you masturbate to their memory
>>675156436
Fucking your friends girl. You deserve to be chocked to near death. And gagged by a cows balls.
>>675156051
Stealth fapping in the bathroom before bedtime...
>>675156600
wat
>>675156626
>exes don't like it when you tell them you masturbate to their memory
Some things are best kept to yourself...
>>675150284
>my friend
alright m8
>>675157277
I promise, friend
>>675156436
more of her OP. she's a babe
Sucks if she's a 5/10 and 210 pounds and gives decent head and püss and NEVER anal
>>675147213
Having a relationship with a girl really sucks. They're all annoying and bring bullshit into your life. They're pretty much good for their holes and being able to say you have one.
But if I had the choice between having a sex slave tied up in my closet I could take out and fuck whenever or having a girlfriend I'd take sex slave all day
>>675147213
Youll never know...
>>675147213
i want a crazy gf like that. she would let you fuck her in the ass and use her tears as lube <3 i love codependency
>>675156436
What makes her a slut, anon?
>>675157685
No, I was more suggesting that if he really was then you'd tell him how much of a whore she is
4/10 anyway cause insecure bitches like that make me go soft
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot
A waste of space in the heart. Fill it with love for something else
>>675158355
I agree with the dubsman. I would be in for this aswell.
>>675147213
I'll fuck her if you don't want her, op
>>675150650
No. I think she looks better too. It gives her character.
>>675157685
FFFuck/. more
>>675147213
from your pic, you seem to get the gist
There's nothing like cumming inside a girl you love and are in a committed relationship with
>>675157855
;)
>>675159777
Especially how it is so totally different to cumming in 3 whores in one session and ditching them like used condoms to go to work. Fucking cucks ITT
>>675160046
i love it. any topless and less blurry?
>>675147213
I think I'm in love guys.
>>675157451
nice af. any more?
>>675160136
bro you so alpha
enjoy your crippling depression that'll hit when only whores will actually want you
It's awesome when you're with an independent girl who isn't a needy want want me me me bitch. My current girlfriend now is really cool. Look for someone that is just down to earth, looks good, fun to have sex with, and is on your level of thinking with a lot of things. I have plenty of time to do me, and have fun. It's a pleasure being with her.
>>675147213
It fucking sucks....the bitch is always asking for a hand out she works but dose not bring in the amount I do. She's always asking to do shit on my dime. The only thing I can say that rocks is getting Laid/Bj/Anal when ever the fuck I want.
>>675160233
She sends these out like candy lol
>>675160817
mmm, fuck yeah OP. So you've fucked her? What's your fav pic. Or just post more like that.
After about a year, very meh. Just meh. Still, our 2-year anni is comin up in april. Would not reccomend.
>>675160508
Whores already don't want me? hence why I pay for them?
Fucking retarded m8.
I don't even date women, I date guys and fuck whores. Come at me.
>>675147213
Fucking sucks
Bitches be crazy.
All these poor guys in this thread, that will slowly be hacked away into a shadow of their former selves by their bitch ass girlfriends.
Most women are literally useless beyond sex, I could stick at a minimum wage job, sleep with a hooker every week, even different ones, what can a girl provide beyond that? Especially when they don't care about the struggles of a guy. They just want to come along once you're successful, and they think they can get away with it because their vapid whores who think their special.
>>675147213
angrysex/10
>>675148980
Then worse than a dog. A dog would never abandon you.
>>675150809
>>675147806
accurate as fuck
for me its more 50/50 since she lives kinda far and we both use it as an excuse when we want space.
>>675156327
10/10
>>675160959
I haven't personally, but she gives some pretty mind blowing head. Can you tell?l by the lips lolol?
>>675161305
Or 'come in me' as you say to the men
>>675162349
nice one. post another tits w/face. got me dimonds
>>675147213
Feels okay man
is it possible to get soulmate gf who supports and sticks with you through everything?
or is this just movie bullshit
>>675163561
only ugly ones
>>675163561
>tfw you date a fat chick and she still cheat on u
>>675163561
hard but not impossible.
>>675149419
Do you have a personality disorder?
Norwayfag here.
I used to be fat guy but I worked out for long period and now I am fit almost gay man.
When I started hitting bars I found woman and we are now together for 3 years. But 3 years has been tough and sometime I feel like dying inside because I never get any alone time and I barely got time to go to gym. Love and sex is great, but sometimes I miss sitting in front of computer for some hours just shitposting or playing CS/LoL.
>>675150636
Yeah just be yourself
>>675163211
Earn it haha
Take your wallet and throw it out the window same thing
>>675148125
No don't just go out to a bar, or smoke some weed, or hang out with friends or do something creative but don't kill your self you never know what the future may hold
>>675165492
>I am fit almost gay man
>>675165383
You're on 4chin nigger. What do you think?
>>675147213
Not very good if you have one. It's very likely that you will want to be single again.
Great if you don't have one. It's very likely that you will want to be in a relationship again.
>>675147213
More trouble than its worth
Femanon here. Is it really that hard to find women who give you space?
Personally, i dont think i could stand being with the same person every day.
I usually get a girl, fuck her for 2 months, when the passion is high as hell and then focus on one of her flaws and dump her based on that.
What surprises me the most is that the easiest way to completely dump a girl is to make her angry. She will do almost everything by herself, just keep calm and don't stick with one girl for more than a few months.
Oh, and wear protections
I love having a gf, see what I mean
>>675147213
expensive
>>675150992
Whiskey and coca cola is pretty standard
>>675147972
>>675153051
>>675156051
tfw your girlfriend wants to fuck more than you do
>>675166782
that just makes you a filthy whore
>>675163561
Had one. Best comrades for 10 years, then she leaves me for a guy her age who is a mutual friend.
All the rest I had were demanding bitches this whole thread talks about.
>>675150432
Read "Models" by Mark Manson. I have Mega link if you want.
>>675147213
You spent 95% of your free time with waiting for her but in return you are supposed to be spot on and ready at any given time which will, in return, result in arguments so those 95% split up in 40% waiting without and 55% with argument. The last 5% percent split up in 4% sleeping (no not sex) and 1% sexytime, but only if SHE feels like and only if you endure the 95% of waiting your ass into oblivion without being "mean" to her. Oh and around once a month you'll spent 99% of your time following orders while stepping through a minefield of nonsensical emotional outbreaks because you managed to not be the father another month. The last 1% consists of contemplating suicide.
But atleast you have sex atleast on your birthday, if you accept that even on the day that your mother gave birth to you, she's still the most important person on this green earth and she owns your balls for sure.
Stay single and try to fuck as much girls as you can, but never aim for a relationship in the first place!
Almost as gay as you
>>675147213
Time consuming
>>675167364
tfw she's technically raped you, but of course you can't say shit about it anywhere but an anonymous imageboard, because nobody will believe you or just make fun of you
>>675166782
>Is it really that hard to find women who give you space?
Yes it is.
>>675167948
shit sucks man, how you holding up? i hope you;'re no longer friends with that guy
give it time m8
>>675168267
THIS
>>675168267
Only betas who let their girl wear the pants in the relationship deal with this
>>675168587
I'm almost over it now. I'm 40 and autistic so not much of getting dick wet.
>you;'re no longer friends with that guy
we kinda sorta are - do some projects together (we both freelance engineers) but no love, no trust
>>675169429
Fuck how can you put yourself through that? I'd be pissed at both of them.
>>675166140
Fuck what's her name?
>>675169641
the hatered came and went away several times
yeah, I'm a fucking white knight cuck
>>675169853
Lauren!
>>675165492
>almost gay man
Bare å innrømme at du er homo. Da er det bare en kur som gjelder og det er en kule igjennom hodet ditt.
>>675168447
How the fuck did she technically rape you
>>675170029
Sorry man.
>>675170154
With a shovel. Technically.
>>675170154
She wanted it, I didn't. I kept saying no, but then she was practically begging me and so I reluctantly gave her the dick.
If it was the other way around, I could have my ass in jail right now easily.
>>675168267
>Oh and around once a month you'll spent 99% of your time following orders
>Not being a strong alpha male with a traditional housewife
>>675170048
She looks like a girl I know
>>675169853
Interested in knowing this slut?
>>675147213
Here's pretty much the whole experience summed up
>you wake up and text her good morning
>you go out on dates and try a little too hard to impress her
>you sometimes drop her a text while you are at work saying that you are thinking of her
>she has friends you don't like or disapprove of, they are a bad influence on her or encourage her to leave you or do stupid things
>you cuddle, kiss, get comfortable together, explore each other's bodies
>you stay at one another's
>you meet each other's families
>your family says they like her, unfortunately they only see her on her best behavior
>you have a drawer with one another's things at your homes
>she has one grenade/daddy issues friend who really doesn't like you, thinks you are stopping them from seeing one another
>she gets paranoid/possessive
>you get a bit bored of going to the same places for dinner
>she finds something on your phone and you argue
>you argue over silly things
>you kiss and make up, everything seems to be on the mend
>you make "compromises", she doesn't stick to hers because it affects her friends/job/lifestyle
>you row
>one day she is distant with you
>"we need to talk"
>but it has to wait until later or another day
>you feel sick with worry
>you finally talk over some impersonal method like Skype
>"I kissed X"
>you feel sick, angry, relieved, upset
At this point, you are invested, you want things to work out, but you want to strangle her at the same time
>You dump her
>a month later she wants you back
>offers unlimited sexual favours, dinner, treats, gifts
>you hesitate but think with your dick
>maybe things will go back to how they were
>you find out she fucked X while you were together
>but she learned from her mistakes
>and that blowjob isn't half bad
>she gets paranoid
>are you trying to get even?
>you argue
>you see how she adjusted to living as a slut
>you argue worse than ever, she fucks you, you go back to "normal"
>you dump her because insecurities
>she goes straight back to X
>>675171650
How old?/where?
>>675171857
Kaitlyn from Florida
>>675147806
20% of time MAX wanting to eat a bullet is the norm, 75% of the time is wayyyy above average o.O
Most people break up by the 75% mark lol.
>>675161305
What a retard, I'm sure he meant that they want you for your money.
>>675172213
How far can Kaitlyn deepthroat?
>>675170327
Been there. I empathize.
Trying to sleep and she's reaching in my boxers and shit after I tell her no. In the end you give in so you can get some sleep. Worst fucks of my life are when this shit happened. It's just uncomfortable.
I never thought there would be a day when I didn't want sex but when you get it every day then you have a long day at work and you come home and want some sleep and you can't have it you'd feel that way too.
>>675172488
No idea.
>>675172862
Lauren can take 8 inches down her throat
>>675171754
LOOL HOLY SHIT THE ACCURACY
>>675156236
Man my gf is away for a month and its driving me insane having all the drawbacks to having a gf and non of the pros. I just want to ignore her until she comes back.
>inb4 getting cucked
going on 5months in. Found the nicest girl on the face of the planet. Does the nicest gestures and is the most affectionate person anyone could ask for yet not too clingy. 8/10 if she tries to look nice, 7/10 on average. Sex is great. Enjoying my relationship so far. Has gone far better than any past gfs have. Might fail, might not. Life goes on either way.
>>675150432
>>675147972
Jerk off standing in front of her. On her.
>>675147213
it's so so OP. it's nice having regular sex and someone to cuddle with -inb4 fag. However you lose a lot of freedom.
Overall? i like being singe but miss the sex, get me a friends with benefits anon
The truth about women, OP, is that they're all golddiggers. They are leeches. Parasites. They are intuitively trading their pussy for money/resources. Always, all the time, no exceptions.
Once you accept this, you can start to have a decent relationship. That is, you NEVER take her seriously. She will nag, want to know how much money you have/are hiding, hit, scratch, withhold sex. The occasional sex you get is barely worth it. If you start giving in to any of her demands, it will bring you down.
They are leeches and parasites and try to control you into giving them more nourishment.
Pretty much the only reason guys get with LTRs is because of the honeymoon phase. It usually lasts 2 weeks to maybe a year if you're really lucky. During this time there's no fighting, she fucks like crazy whenever you want, doesn't demand anything, doesn't hit or scold. The guy is thinking, here's someone I can have fun with, maybe spend the rest of my life with. She's thinking, that's fuck number 68, he's building up quite a tab. I'm going to get all sorts of shit out of this stupid asshole.
>>675171754
Adding a summary of most relationships assuming you aren't dating single mothers or whores that don't have kids
>1st month you enjoy one another's company
>2 - 3 months in the relationship progresses, you spend more time together, you start sleeping together and exploring one another's bodies
>by 6 months you are trying new things together, you meet each other's parents and have attended a family event together
>by 9 months you have spent a long weekend away together or been on holiday
After this point you reach the end of the honeymoon period, you have learned just about everything about one another and you really start to notice one another's imperfections
>by 12 - 18 months you decide if you will cohabit
>you argue over renting vs getting a mortgage, where you will live and if you will compromise and commute or simply move to where you or your partner have a better chance of finding their dream job, usually at the cost of the other's career
>they have a friend who moved in sooner or got engaged sooner
>you argue
>they have a friend who is having a baby or has one
>she gets broody
>she wants to move things forward and settle down
>you hold off for a few months to save money
>you look at your finances, your job and where you will both be in a few years
>you make sacrifices
>you get tired of just walking/hanging out/fucking
>you decide to splash out on a nice meal out
>and a hotel
>you realise you both don't make enough to enjoy the perks of your lifestyles, stay away on weekends and save money while paying rent/mortgage
>you wonder if you can really cohabit
At this point you either bite the bullet and move in together or draw things out and break up because you can't move to the next stage
IF YOU MOVE IN TOGETHER:
>you get along and things progress
or
>you realise that you can't stand one another
If you break up, you meet new people and repeat the process.
>>675175379
as much as i disagree with this post, i did get a good kek out of it. especially the last sentence
>>675171754
>offers unlimited sexual favours, dinner, treats, gifts
Girls do this??
>>675147213
Fun for awhile. If you don't dominate her and show her who's boss she'll try to walk all over you. Gotta lay down the law when it comes to semon demons.
>>675175379
True, it's in their nature. That's how women are, you either accept it or jack off. I jack off, ain't even mad at this point...
Everyone complaining about harpies need to get themselves a loyal chick and dominate her. Solves all of your problems, make them the house bitch and make them dependent and addicted to you. Solves all of your problems.
>>675175829
If you had no idea then you're obviously not the guy they'd do it for
>>675175379
They are, unless you are her alpha male leader.
>>675177121
What's wrong with harpies bruh?
>>675177635
Harpies are usually possessive and dominant.
Oh, you're talking about waifu harpies. Nothing mang. :)
>>675147213
depends
a) on the GF
b) on you. are you an asshole? Then your relationship will probs be shit.
>>675147213
Had a girlfriend, now I have a wife. It's nice, a person you can be yourself around, who knows you inside and out and not only accepts it, but loves you for it. It's even better when you have a kid and get to see the best bits of both of you all mixed together. Cuts the sexy times like a motherfucking meat grinder, but that's the price you pay for continuing your genetic legacy.
it feels kinda weird actually. 2 years ago i was beta as fuck. and now i feel great.
but, i don't know. there's a feeling about it and there's no way to describe it.
At first it's really fun
Then it's scary
Then it's ok
Then it's great again
Then it gradually becomes less great until you realize you hate her and the sex was the only thing you enjoyed all along.
>>675156051
Used to have a gf with a low sex drive/later hated me, can confirm that celibacy is better than crossing fingers and toes that this'll be the visit you get to fuck this month.
The feeling that you matter to someone else is pure bliss that's the only reason for me. I don't want to be alone and unloved ever again. But that time always comes and then it's just a horrible process of guilttripping yourself and alcoholism. Untill you meet someone else who cares. And thus the cycle continues.
>>675149645
Is this /b/? Holy fuck, it's more cringe than I thought
>>675178585
This.
>>675149361
Phone sex? Do people still do that?
>>675147213
It's nothing special, you have sex on the regular if you find a good one and that's about it. Remember these 3 words.
>Bitches be crazy
From the rest of this thread, I feel lucky. I got a cute girl who likes enough of the same stuff that we share common interests, is more adventurous sexually (keeps things interesting), is saner than I am, and is willing to put up with my eccentricity. Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets. We both read different books, so we are able to expand our librarie. We both like games, but she is a hard ore oldschool gamer whereas I prefer newer stuff. I draw, she knits and cross-stitches. Our interests may not overlap, but they compliment each other well. I am an emotional rock for her, and she is a sensitive soul. I like older rock, she likes Celine Dion and classic pop. We aren't the same person with different genders, which is where I feel a lot of people go wrong. We are different people who can appreciate and love each other for our differences. We are able to make each other more complete by being together by being broken in different enough ways that as a whole, we are fixed. If this thread has shown me anything, it's how lucky I am to be with her.
So far so terrible. Met her at a bar about a month ago and she's a lot of fun but definitely not relationship material.
I made the mistake of asking her to be my gf while drunk on my birthday. She gets belligerently angry at me for no reason when she's drunk (half-joking but still annoying and a pain in the ass to deal with), she has no friends in the city I live in and no hobbies of her own so she texts me all the time and wants to hang out every waking minute of the day, and she is absolutely by far the worst at sex you can possibly imagine.
She's also potentially legitimately crazy. Like, she might attempt to murder me if I break up w/ her or cheat on her (which I already have due to the sex being so awful). Basically looking for an excuse/a way out at this point.
>>675178481
What changed?
>>675147213
Rather be single tbh fam.
>>675180560
How long have you've been together?
Where/how did you guys meet?
>>675180854
Too scared to break up, so you cheat on her. What a faggot
>>675147213
looks like that ugly trap Keanu is fucking
you ugly bitch
>>675180854
>w/ her or cheat on her (which I already have due to the sex being so awful).
That's suicide.
>>675155762
Faggot, or togtfo!!!
>>675161498
this is the way ive been thinking for the past coupla
months and its helped me see everything a little bit clearer
. also it helps me be whatever about girls. and
somtimes if im lucky i get to make out with them
>>675183115
It's not that I'm scared, it's that I take responsibility for asking her while drunk, which I wouldn't have done sober. I was playing the field hard and that's not something I'm comfortable forfeiting. I made a mistake by asking her and I'm not sure what to do now.
I thought things would pan out and end up being ok but relationship-wise she's an absolute disaster. Unhealthy eating habits, godawful sex, dependency issues, no ambition/future goals, no hobbies, no friends in the area, no emotion/romanticism. I shouldn't have asked, but I was drunk and I did, and I take full responsibility for that.
>>675166782
you must be very proud of yourself.
>>675165492
Du suger steenhard kuk? Ar du bög?
I have been married so long I have forgotten what it is like to have a girlfriend.
>>675166782
Are you Single?
>>675168267
you sound so fuking plain. no wonder
girls treat you like shit
you deserve it. you talk like you got no
substance.
>>675175829
1/2
This happens after they fuck everything up and they realise you were the most stable relationship they could get.
After my ex cheated on me, I dumped her because I didn't want to be a beta faggot, and there were other underlying issues like her tendency to make male friends (you guessed, "less drama").
A month later, she wanted me back, she offered to fulfil every fantasy I could come up with, offered to buy me things, cook me dinner, anything and everything, I told her to buy bondage kit and about £200 worth of clothes and other toys and I might consider taking her back.
We talked that night and the toys arrived the next day ( she sprung for the next day delivery), after some talking to her and considering if things could work I was convinced, I went to her flat, she was wearing a blouse, skirt and some very sleek glasses, she was cooking steak and chips, I told her to throw her plate away and lay the toys in their wrapping on the bed, and leave the clothes she bought hanging up and to come back when she was done.
She smiled and threw her steak and chips away without hesitating, then emerged 2 minutes later smiling, I made her kneel next to me while I ate my dinner, it was gorgeous, she bought everything, pepper sauce, brocolli, even got out the fine china and cutlery, and champagne.
When I finished I told her to give me her phone, I deleted every contact I didn't know or like, I told her every name I deleted and she kept smiling.
We went to her room and everything was laid out on the bed, blind fold, paddles, whips, hog tie, hand cuffs, ring gag, vibrating bullet, butt plug, lube, I looked at the outfits hanging up and told her to put on the blind fold, I then tied her arms back at the wrists and biceps.
>>675184985
2/2
I then bent her over the bed, lifted her skirt and hit her with each paddle and whip, on her ass and the top of her hand strings, I made her thank me after each strike, I hit harder and harder, I made her call me "sir", I wiped each paddle on her dripping pussy and spanked her again and again, then I pulled her clothes off her leaving her top open, she was tearing up but still maintaining a smile.
I got the standing mirror and moved it to be facing the bed.
I then grabbed the back of her hair and led her to the side of the bed in front of it, her ass was red and slightly cut from the welts, I told her that she was going to be throat fucked, I told her to do exactly as I told her, I told her that I will slap her face, I told her that it was her last chance to back out before I use her.
She said "I want you to fuck my throat sir" then smiled and opened her mouth with her tongue hanging out.
I slapped her face and then held the back of her head, she smiled again and I started fucking her mouth, I gave her breaks so she could just suck my dick, I gave her mouthfuls of champagne and slapped her about, she didn't know what would happen next, and honestly neither did I.
I came on her tongue and face, I told her not to swallow until I told her to, I put ear plugs in her ears and left the room to piss, I came back a few minutes later and she didn't move.
I then let her swallow my cum, I slapped her ass a bit more, I fucked her and made her swallow my cum, this went on for a couple of hours.
I made her get changed multiple times, I abused her in many outfits, I told her than first thing in the morning when she hears her alarm, she will wake me with a blowjob, she did, I told her not to go into work (I had the day off) and to call in sick, she did, she asked me to untie her and when I did, she gave me a xbox one as a part of the "sorry present" I used and abused her for the whole day, all she ate from when I saw her was my cum or champagne.
contd
>>675180560
>Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.
stopped reading ur gay ass story
>>675184242
Tell her you are unhappy in relationship and tell her you would like to break up. Tell some shit that you need to figure out what you want in life, or that you would like to improve yourself before being in relationship or whatever. Or if you dare just say what you wrote what makes you unhappy and be honest with her. Being honest would be the best move, imo. You can say you want break temporarily, but just cut off contact and that's it. You say you are unhappy and then don't know what to do, but to me it seems obvious that you just need to break up with her.
>>675184647
Oldfag. Probably a Boomer.
>>675183409
Yeah it is, but you can't even imagine how awful the sex is. It's not even something I could be like "hey that feels ok but I'd love it if you would do this" or something.
She hasn't had an orgasm in her entire life and (what I believe is a result of that fact) she doesn't get into sex at all. She literally lays there like a fucking ragdoll with her eyes open half the time giving me weird facial expressions. No moaning, no sound at all.
Watch the guy in the blue hoody at this point in the video, that's the kind of shit I'm talking about.
>>675150949
You've let yourself become a neckbeard if I had to guess
>>675184985
>biceps
what are you a faggot?
>>675167347
Seriously, what fucking penthouse do you have to grow up in to not enjoy a whisky coke
I love to please m'lady
>>675185095
3/2
She promised me that every Friday night, and blowjobs on demand.
So of course, despite her cheating on me, I took her back, because I thought with my dick, every Friday for 2 more years she cooked dinner, blew me and took it up the ass, I'd hold her orgasms hostage until I felt that she deserved one, all she didn't want to lose her most stable relationship, and I fell for it.
And how did it end I hear you asking?
She cheated on me again, this time with someone she thought would give her a more stable relationship, some guy she worked with.
A month later she was dumped again, turned out guys don't want a relationship with a cheater, she called me and wanted to "give it another shot", I'd already used and abused her, she couldn't give me anything new, I told her that we needed to realise that we aren't good for each other.
To this day I have trouble with relationships because I half expect them to reach my ex's levels of submissiveness, I've accidentally slapped a girl during sex and pulled her head onto my dick to throat fuck her while she blew me, I've even spanked a girl with a belt because I got carried away with spanking her, it feels weird getting head and girls not being tied up, I've been called a sexual deviant and had relationships end because I sometimes can't keep it up during vanilla sex or I push a little too much for light bondage.
When a girl tries winning you back, she will do anything to get her claws into you, you know you will have trouble meeting other people afterwards, you don't know if you will ever progress in the relationship, because that isn't how you would treat your wife or the mother of your kids.
Don't fall for it anons.
>>675151472
>being 12
>>675185622
Put your wrists together behind your back like you are being handcuffed, where would the other 2 cuffs on a hog tie go when you don't want them on a woman's ankles? you can't wrap them on the elbows because they fall down, so you put them on her biceps.
We all have biceps, just because you aren't a body builder doesn't mean the muscles don't exist.
>>675147213
All depends on what kind of gf you got, mine likes to cuddle, always wants to sex, always wants to pay me randoms stuff or games and can't wait to be with me when i'm working
>>675147213
Not worth it.
>>675147213
it's alright for the most part unless you have a crazy, vindictive bitch that won't let you be alone for more than 5 seconds.
>>675182982
Funny story, she's my step-cousin. We grew up together, I moved away, moved back years later and we started hanging out. Hella sexual tension, I was lean from construction work and it was the middle of summer so she was all tank tops and short shorts. One thing led to another and we ended up hooking up. I was a virgin and she had only ever been in shit relationships. Apparently I was the best man she'd ever been with. We're still together 9 years later so I must be doing something right.
roll for you're new gf
It is not always funny.. it is maintenance and must be kept up but not to the xtrem.
She is loving and gave me a child.
Sex is great too. She made me realize a taboo fantasy. She gives me golden showers.
Besires that, i love her and she does too. There are always ups and downs, just don't give up.
Like a warm, secure blanket that gets uncomfortable sometimes, but you know if you leave the blanket you won't be able to deal with the freezing cold of life outside the blanket, so you stay.
>>675188038
This is truth. A relationship is only as good as the effort you put into maintaining it. It isn't work, it's an investment.
>>675188291
What a faggot.
>>675188005
>steve
>kek
>also roll for pbb
>>675188817
decent roll
>>675163561
very possible
>>675185185
It's a story about a man and a woman. It is a story about two people of opposite genders with good compatibility who have awesome sex. This is as far from gay as it gets. Literally the opposite of homosexuality. It is a hetero-normative relationship between heterosexual individuals who engage in heterosexual intercourse. It is the literal opposite of homosexuality. Imagine homosexuality as a point at the extreme left of the line. This sits at the polar opposite, at the other end of that line. it isn't even in the same spectrum. It's like saying "you are so south polarized" to the north pole of a magnet. It is irony taken to hyperbolic extremes.
>>675188005
anyone else want to roll?
>>675188005
>steve
>>675154382
>confirmed cuck
So how does her strap on taste like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk1MpWFtteU
>>675189950
wtf did I just read
>>675188005
steve kek
