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Bought to go have sex for the first time. Any tricks or tips

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Bought to go have sex for the first time.
Any tricks or tips that I should know about that you wish you knew before your first time?
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Bout*
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>>675146789
Just relax. Internet/porn has probably blown your idea of "your first time" way out of proportion.
It doesn't matter if it gets awkward, just laugh it off and don't kill the mood.

I bet 95% of all peoples first time is awkward. But don't let that kill the mode. Just have fun.
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>>675147008
Fuck, I was almost James Bond :(
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>>675146789
buying to get sex is no big deal
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>>675147008
The day there was good advice on /b
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>>675146789
it will be nothing like sexual experience with that goddess krystal but afterwards you can imagine it being krystal and it will make fapping better

goodluck
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>>675146789
Pay attention to her body and breathing more than actual sex.
Touching/feeling/and stimulation all over.
Nothing gets a woman worked up like foreplay
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>>675147326
I think by bought he means about
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>>675147513
Foreplay is like doing all the pre-work and making the girl/woman orgasm way easiler, because they are already aroused.
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Don't put it in his ass too fast
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>>675146789
you will cum fast unless you relax your kegel muscle.
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Have
Condoms.
Also careful of which hole you put it in. It'll ruin the might....
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>>675146789
Just accept that your first time will suck and you will need practice to get better
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>>675146789
Give her a O. Lick the bean till she screams
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use lube or you will hurt him
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>>675146789
vagina is a little lower than you might anticipate, pretty close to her fart box
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>>675146789
willy goes in babymaker/pooper
done
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>>675148247
spit works fine
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and why the fuck do you ask /b/ for sex advice when 97% of this community are virgins?
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>>675147439
Who is this Krystal goddess??
Reverse image search tells me ops pic ain't a Krystal..
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>>675148000
>which hole
Implying Op will have at least two holes to dig in.
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>>675146789
yea, dont use condoms.
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>>675146789
Hard and fast into the bhole.
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lots of lube and deep breaths or your ass will burn in the morning
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>>675146789
Yeah, relax, have fun.
Don't be surprised when you pop your load in 8 seconds. That's the AVERAGE for first-timers.
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>>675148930

Krystal Boyd
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>>675146789

Enjoy yourself, and take it slow.

Have fun, and if either of you are non-white make sure you wear a condom.
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Also OP, if you are still reading. Take a piss after you finished otherwise you will regret it a few hours later/in the morning
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>>675147008
Wow i don't remember the last time i saw caring sound advice here.

Agree with this guy x1000. First time will probably not be so great. Don't worry about it.

Advice specifically for if she is also a virgin: go real slow, communicate well, try to find out what feels good for her and do that.
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At least you're having sex.
I held a girl's hand and danced with one for the first time last week.
I'm 18 fucking years old. Please kill me.
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Make sure you suck all down the shaft and cup his balls you stupid fag
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>>675146789
cum inside her
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>>675149745
Some people are faster than other and some a slow bloomers when it comes to popping the cherry. I'm not gonna tell a tale about my personal experience. But it's just overhyped shit in high school / college that you are a total loser if you didn't lose your virginity before you turned 16.
Just immature people who probably feel stupid about themselves later in life.
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>>675149596
fucking kek
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>>675146789
A question for op and anyone else: what do you do after you bust into the condom? Do you pull out and replace it? or keep going and hope it doesn't break?
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>>675150043

Unless you are black.
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>>675148318
>lower
>lower...
>thats my asshole anon
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>>675146789
Assholes are pretty close to cunts. If you accidently slip it in there, trust me, she'll let you know. Just put your hand over her mouth and keep pumping champ.
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>>675150184
Pull it off and eat it so she does not steal my sperm.
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>>675150184

Pull it off and jizz on her. More fun, less risk.
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>>675148863
You're thinking of reddit
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>>675150058
Doesn't change that I'll still forever be too autistic to ever make a move with a girl. She literally took me by the hand all over the club so we could be together all night and I was still too pussy to do anything before she got so drunk she started wanting her ex again.
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I wish I took a couple shots first, helps you with not busting a nut so quick. Same with opiates like perk 30's.
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>>675147439
>>675148930
>>675149518

its actually anjelica, I think they're the same person, if not they look exactly alike
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>>675148952
kek
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peepee in poopoo
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Switch up postions, foreplay and relax
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>>675152556
Sounds like you are the one who doesn't know much about sex.
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>>675148000
Cancerous ppl...
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>>675151474
Anjelica and Ebbi are stage name I believe. Krystal Boyd is her actual name.
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>>675146789
Don't change positions too much
Doggy is by far the easiest, since you know you don't have to worry about how you look whilst doing it, if not you can let her ride you, read her, she'll let you know what she wants, and well don't worry. If you get ed, it's probably just nervousness, laugh it off, finger her or eat her out, that will help you get back at it
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