My psychiatrist is here.
Show her what /b/ is all about
The pic was used to get your atention
Kill your self
Nobody gives a shit. Post her tits.
>>675140070
Hello and welcome :)
Fuck her and post a pi or you're faggot
kys
A lot of people on /b/ are suicidal, aiutistic, and/or secretly gay.
Why would your psychiatrist want to see /b/?
>>675141132
Nothing secret about all the faggotry here, buddy
>>675140070
>
I'd say this board propels the transition of socially awkward and insecure males into angry and entitled sociopathic rapists or sad masochistic wastes.You should check out the furry porn and "loli" aka animated child pornography and "SJW Hate". Lots of fucked up on here and the anonymity takes it up a notch or two. Kind of the wild wild west of forums with a depressing wannabe Japanese spin and people like me encouraging your faggot patient to kill himself.
Enjoy your stay ma'am
>>675141581
this is the truth
>>675140070
why are you hanging out with your psych in the first place?
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Guys, post kitties.
>>675141998
fuck her
Tell us her reaction, at least, OP.
kill yourself op
How i summon sucubus?
>>675140070
HER TITS! NOW!
>>675140070
Hej zmrde, jak je?
>>675142263
I'll let her see the responses in a minute or so. She'll be replying soon.
Why are you seeing a psychiatrist, OP?
>>675140070
i like to dress up as CP
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my CP suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
I just come here to jerk off to weird stuff, feel bad about it and skip over the gore.
>>675142408
Carve a pentagram on your chest
Take a shit ton of acid
Chop off your peen
Bury your chopped off peen
Burn a bible over the chopped off buried peen
Go to starbucks, tell them about how you just chopped off your peen buried it and burned a bible
Ask for a succubus
It's there policy to say yessssss
>>675140070
Urychli to, ztrácím bonera...
OK she will be replying as of now.
Keep in mind she's Czech, so her English won't be that good.
>your therapist
>>675142408
you must cut out a heart of a virgin woman/man and come on it.
Cry: praise kek
>>675140360
I don't think Daniel wants to kill himself.
/b/ is for child porn, psychiatrist-san.
>>675143081
Vyřiď jí, že bych si dal její kundu k večeři, mám docela hlad
>>675142558
na píču, zmrde
>>675143081
Well she should defs Czech em
>>675140412
That is just rude.
REMEMBER YOU'RE HERE FOR LIFE, OP
>>675140070
*ji
Ach ta gramatika
>>675143468
>/b/ in a nutshell
>>675140416
Hello and thank you for the warm welcome
>>675143418
tak to asi chcípneš vyhladověním
>>675143529
>>675143062
OMG sause please
>>675143450
Underrated post
Every one needs a personal Jesus
>>675140439
Are you seriously laughing at this? That is just cruel.
>>675143631
Ne dobrý tak nakonec mám v ledničce kuře a lososa.
Odkud jsi?
>>675140070
>>675142810
Holy fuck.
>>675142810
>>675143835
Skoro od tebe z rodiny, tvoje ségra mi ho právě kouří, ale moc jí to nejde...
Select all images with soup.
>>675140685
I doubt Daniel wants to have sex with me. Also i'm pretty sure Daniel isn't a homosexual because of the ladies he talks about.
>>675143814
get your psychiatrist to use a name...
>>675140595
Fuck sake.
>>675143468
Chug bleach.
>>675144060
To můžu potvrdit. Je to fakt dřevo.
>>675144102
Miss, the ladies he talks about.. he only saw them in here.. soo.. yeah..
>>675144218
Bydlím v Praze. Jestli jsi z Brna tak táhni zpátky na pole ty vandráku...
>>675144102
oh, and he DEFINETLY wants to fuck your brain off.. trust us..
>>675141418
Because I asked Daniel what he does in his free time and I want too see it.
>>675141132
Have they considered geting some help?
>this thread
>>675144529
I doubt it.
>>675141835
Explains all the swearing and anger. Thank you young man.
Czech em
>>675144218
Promiň, asi jsem jí to naučil špatně.
>>675144431
Jsem z Budějovic, tady ani pole zatím nemáme. Můj klan právě vychází z jeskyně, jdou ulovit mamuta.
>>675140070
>>675142408
You must poke a hole through your blanket so your cock comes through the blanket. Then you must acquire the head of a fetus and place it on your dickhead that pokes through the blanket. The next step involves chanting. >Satan Satan Santa Satan I offer you this head so keks will be had.
Succubus should spawn in your oven the next morning.
>>675144459
HAHAHA EIGHT YEARS OF HIGHER EDUCATION AND YOU NEVER LEARNED HOW "TOO" SPELL????
>>675142138
Cute
It's sad that you'd pretend to be your own psychiatrist, OP.
Select all images with soup.
>>675142558
I Češi používají tuto hroznou stránku?
>>675144704
Tak to se modlím aby tě ten mamut zadupal, nebo radši rovnou skoč do jámy ty chodící plýtvači kyslíku
>>675142810
You need to see a doctor
>>675144753
.....OP said her first language is not English, anon.
>>675144958
kek
>>675142824
Don't you want a real relationship?
>>675142999
Co je boner?
>>675144893
Česi ji používají stejně často jako tvoje máma kouří cizí péra. Denně.
>>675144942
>>675144665
You are most welcome.
Are you certain you didn't go the other way?
Did we inspire you to let a black man fuck your wife?
>>675143714
Thats doggo from a thread on saturday.
OC was a guy posting at a animal shelter on Twitter. Said: " i've seen the missed dog you are looking for but i couldn't take a picture by time, so i made a quick phantom sketch"
You're welcome
>>675143373
This place is horrible as I seen just on this page.
Also what is san?
this is beginning to look dangerously like >>>/s4s/
>>675145113
This cant be real
>>675145113
Umm... Mods?
>>675145319
>what is san?
Japanese honorific.
>>675140070
Just find a rekt thread and show her that.
>>675145389
>>675145390
NEWFAGS DETECTED
>>675143559
Pro dnešní mládež není gramatika důležitá, ale sex ano.
>>675145544
stomach is a bit droopy. would not
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I'm a girl, btw.
>>675145319
people think they're super edgy by doing this stuff.
>it's really just shock value
>mfw most 4channers are desensitized to it
>>675143868
After seeing this I will have to perscribe even more.
>>675143342
I wasn't talking to Daniel. You. You kill yourself.
>>675145560
Watch out for the edges
>>675145511
Thank you
>>675140070
this website is a good way to learn english, im not even kidding. just because i shitpost everyday my skills have improved drastically.
>>675140070
How much does a session cost per hour?
I need help, How do i get a consult with you?
I mean, i only speak to other persons from 4chan so i think you count.....
http://waxwasp.imgur.com/
>>675146522
Absolutely nothing. We are funded by the state
>>675142138
so zippo cat
>>675146673
I kind of want a session just to say what's on my mind and get someone's opinion without being judged
>>675147141
Then you should go. Remember if you want to go just go. If you will be thinking about it it will eat you on the inside.
>>675143450
>czech em
fucking lost
/b/ is an interesting place. It involves a bunch of people who are generally socially awkward, closeted homosexuals who question whether on not it is gay to masturbate to traps (transgender people), or furry porn and such
>>675147327
Maybe later I'm broke at the moment and I just bought my ticket for EDC 2016
>>675144529
no they just don't go outside
also Hitler didn't do anything wrong
I hope Daniel is getting better.
>>675145892
This post confirms your bullshit
>>675140070
OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDED. YOU JUST GOT BAITED SO FUCKING HARD THERE IS NO PSYCHIATRIST. YOU GUYS JUST MADE MY NIGHT.
Sincerely, your "Daniel"
Zmrdi blbí
I like to hang out in baww threads, or mental illness threads, meet traps, talk to them, add them on skype, masturbate and then feel bad about it, remove them and then drown myself with alcohol.
Then I skip too rekt threads and depressed anons threads to feel better about myself.
Oh and I like to watch videos or gifs of girls deepthroating banana (post em if you got any, specially if it's that boy-ish looking cutie with short hair and a nose ring)
>inb4 edgy
>>675145338
the fuck did he do
some people where really pissed off there
>>675144529
getting help? what, you think somebody needs help just because they're gay? what kind of homophobic shit is this? get the fuck off my /b/ faggot
>>675148317
Screenshot your post faggot
>>675148366
I think it's the secret part of the gay thing, anon.
ROLL EVERYBODY
>>675142081
Of you,
>>675145091
>>675144893
Tohle jsem tu nečekal.
>>675147656
what no more?
>>675148838
That's all there is.
>>675145338
he mustve made them niggers mad, it mustve been niggers
>>675148929
it was just getting good :c
>>675148501
Fuck off I'm gonna go to bed.
>>675145067
Když ti stojí buzno, když už to máme teda počeštit...
>>675148520
shh
>>675149047
There's a bunch more gifs in my imgur. http://waxwasp.imgur.com/
>>675148317
you know we don't care about the fact there was a psychiatrist or not we just wanted to post shit like always but have fun and a giggle if you want
>>675149160
I'll check it out thanks m8
>>675144706
fuck, last time I saw this was a YLYL and I lost to this gif.
http://idkwatisthislol.tumblr.com/
>>675149160
do you draw them or?
>>675141418
>step you game up nigga.
>>675144102
If OP does frequently visit 4chan, and you are at least a 4, he definitely wants to have sex with you.
>>675145032
Why would anyone want a "real relationship". People suck.
>>675140775
hello new friend
Basically this place is for edgy faggots to be the biggest assholes they can be without real world consequences
Damn daniel, back at it again with this dumb shit.
>>675148362
Town rapist as what i heard
>>675148317
>>675142999
Looks like one of those characters from wii lmao
Retards it's bait
>>675140070
RULE#1: you don't talk about /b/
RULE#2: YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT /B/
I shitpost Empoleon, Moguri and Ducc memes in Hunger Games Threads, I'm just here for the lulz.
>>675149736
kek
>>675151156
Everyone has to have a hobby
This is essentially the hive of autism and faggotry, BTW post a pic of your psychiatrists asshole
>>675150301
ok thanks for the info
>>675143734
ohhh the smirk of a kiddiekiller
>>675150848
here you have the list now shut up
>>675140070
Kurva mas toho vic od ni?
>>675142754
I recognise this pasta
>>675150592
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>675154591
>>675140595
>>675142810
I'm curious to see how your shit looks like.
Post a picture or video when you take a dump.
>>675155550
Have this one too.
>>675144102
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>675156323
talkin shit
>>675142999
niced
Man have I missed the good ol' chaos of /b/. I love you faggots
Op is a cunt stain.
>>675143615
keekkked so hard
Kek and check,
Dubs.
>>675143450
anyone got the fullsize?
>>675156025
http://youtu.be/0V784AiYtG8
>>675142810
Some poor coroner is going to do an autopsy on that guy and check out his butthole and go,"Jesus!" And then have to make a decision as to whether he mentions it in the report or not.
Moral of the story, don't wreck your asshole. ThInk of thee coroner!
>>675147425
You know he he people over and they sit on those chairs. Are these the same chairs you used in that photo of the dumbbell hanging from your balls? Yeah. Gross.
>>675142138
THIS IS NOW A KITTY THREAD
>>675158984
>>675159076
>>675159301
mobile works perfectly
>>675159460
>>675143468
>>675143814
Spent 3 years of my life in psychiatrists and psychologists, and i can guarantee that 4chan helped me more than all of your bullshit, so fuck off.
You can't deny the dark side of human nature, it will make you implode, let it flow in a virtual place.
>>675159676
>>675160725
>>675160807
>>675160875
>>675160943
>>675161035
>>675161091
>>675156323
>>675161180
i ran out of kittens :(
>>675161299
already and you know we are the only two still in this thread right
>>675161537
idc as long as it's still a cat thread :^)
