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what is the most fucked up thing you did to a girl sexually?
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Held her hand.
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kissed her in the lips, regret to this day
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>>675136490

Accidently touched vagoo with hand
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Gave her a hug
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Milked this chick like a cow. ugh...
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I licked my wife's asshole for the first time the other day.
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>>675136490
Ran my hands through her hair.


Terrible of me, I know
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>>675138304
>Not licking asshole on the first date
Brah they stick to you like glue after that
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>>675138304

I licked this guys wife's asshole for the first time the other day.
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I looked at her
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Fingered a girls ass when she was (faking being) passed out
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>>675136490
rape
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>>675136490
consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating
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fucked her for a while then switched to 69. Her hymen was torn so i ended up eating pussy juice and blood. And I couldn't tell her to stop because the bj was so good
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>>675138504
I licked this guys asshole for his wife the other day.
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>>675138147
This
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>>675138633
>>675138644
Nice!
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I once fucked a nigger from Tinder in the back of my car on the top of a parking structure.
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Deepthroated that bitch hard. She likes it. The funnny thing is that at that time she had a boyfriend.
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>>675138531
How do you know she was faking?
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>>675138633
Consider suicide. Sick animal.
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>>675136490
fucked and came in her sister while gf was in the next room
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>>675138633
>>675138644
>>675138855
WITNESSED
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>>675136490
My Wife never does anal but a couple nights after we left the club fucked uo on booze and mdma I fuck her ass for hours nd she doesnt realize it. Ill even give her ass to mouth and fuck her throat. Good times
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>>675136490
Pissed in mouth, then fucked piss down throat.
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>break up with girlfriend at the time
>she dosnt want to leave me and was willing to do anything
>had her tied up/gagged/blindfolded in my room while i fucked other girls then would piss on her and made her eat my ass
>still willing to do anything for me and is in a 1 year relationship at the moment
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spit on her chest
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>>675136490
Eh, not sure. My ex liked being tied up and fucked in the ass. She also went ass to mouth.
My current gf loves it when i lick her asshole.
We also have really rough sex, like choking to the point of almost passing out rough, but it's great.
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tied ex to the bed, used hitachi wand on her so she was cumming like crazy
stopped when she shit herself.
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>>675136490
I once fucked one hard non stop resisting to her hand that was trying to stop me, then i told her 'i will fuck your ass' and she just replied 'please slow'.
felt bad next day, and hungover and also morally hungover.
i shagged her (nicely) a few times later on
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Gave away my herpes
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>>675136490
Nothing major, had her shit while she sucked my dick, then turned her around and made her put her face up to her shit while I fucked her in the ass
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>>675139258
Sounds like a regular weekend for me. My fetish
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buried my fist in co-workers asshole after she told her boyfriend on the phone she will cheat on him
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>>675139288
>never fucked her unless it was anal
>made her sleep on the floor naked
i really fucking hated her but liked hate fucking her
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>>675136490
pee in the bum after anal
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>>675139565
What is there to feel bad about? sounds like she wanted it. Unless she started crying or yelling for you to get off or some shit. There's moments when they say stop and mean it and they say stop but you know it isn't the case.
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>>675136490
Didn't leave the house while my wife was getting her daily dosage from her big black bull
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>>675138698
I licked this wife's guy for her asshole the other day.
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>>675136490
Accidentally rammed my cock in her arse dry, i pulled back too far when pounding her pussy and just WHAM! she shouted in shock, my parents were like "WTF was that, You Ok?"
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I showed a 6 yr old my boner,I was 5 at the time though did I mention the 6 yr old was my sister
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>>675136490
So I fucked this chick I met at a bar in the bar bathroom. Fucked her in the ass and finished she went down on my dick after it had been in her ass. We leave separate times. She comes out her boyfriend walks to her and kisses her lol. SMH
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>>675136490
Was dating a girl that stopped taking BC so I told her I'd only have anal with her. Well one day I fucked her and she was going crazy, kept telling me to fuck her pussy, after I came (in her ass) she was writhing there with her eyes clothes "Fuck my pussy, fuck my pussy".

I wasn't that into her anymore at that point, or a girl acting like that turns me off I don't know, but my dick started losing hardness and I'm already standing up and made a few steps to the door to wash the ass off of my dick, and was to her side. So I say "Alright, but I need you to get it hard again with your mouth"

She looked at it and said "Go wash it" and I said "No."

She stared at me, and my dick, and back at me and said "If you ever tell anyone this I'll kill you"

I said ok.

So she starts sucking my dick and it starts getting more hard until it's hard enough to put in and she stops and says "Ok, now fuck me!"

I look at her, look at her pussy, and say "Nah, I don't feel like it now" and walk to the bathroom to finish cleaning my dick.


May seem like an alpha story but I haven't fucked anyone in two months.

>inb4 she broke up with you lol

No, I broke up with her later, but that was 10 years ago.
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The angry pirate
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>>675139866
she was clearly not enjoying it, she wanted me to stop or go slower.
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>>675138633
Disgusting
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>>675136490
Popped my cock out my gfs mouth and blew my load all over her face.
It was her first facial....I was so proud of myself.
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>>675139288
You missed the part where Tyrones get in and rape her
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>>675140221
Welp, she didn't say anything. Even more so you fucked later so evident she wasn't all that affected by it.
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>>675140482
i would have paid them to do it i hated her that much can provide screenshots of some conversations involving the topics
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when i was 4-5, a bossy girl sat next to me in pre-school. she was all bossy and referred to herself as a boy while talking (in my language it is possible, not sure about english). when i had had enough i pushed her against the wall, facing towards me and rubbed my crotch on her while looking menacingly into her eyes. she was quiet after that. felt disgusted at myself for days after that. still makes me sad.
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Soaped up my dick really well and made my ex suck me off while telling her she had a filthy mouth and daddy was going to clean it for her.

Also choked another ex at her request. Wasn't into personally, but that whore loved being choked, bit, and smacked.
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>>675136490
>Be senior in high school dating super religious girl who wanted to remain a virgin.
>Camping trip sharing a tent.
>Fucked her with a 3 cell mag-lite...
>15 years later... my face...
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>>675140673
Do it faggot
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didn't pull out on purpose. she got pregnant. she had an abortion because she didn't want her mom to know she was fucking in college. shit felt so cash.
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Homemade porn movie. 1 girl 5 guys. Everyone had roles and speeches with two cameraman taping the whole. Was 16 at the time
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Gave gf 3 enema's last one stuck 2 full bananas in her ass made her walk mile before letting it out
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>>675141264
where's the movie?
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Talk about her mom while I fuck her
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>>675140511
true. nevertheless I remember feeling bad afterwards. I was drunk that night and I was just thinking about me.
Idk mate, I now believe that should be enjoyable for both. I've definitely become better at sex with the years. I'm 33 now have no gf but I have 2 fuck-buddies with the typical scenario one doesn't care about it and the other doesn't know about the first one
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>doggy
>cum on back
>get up quickly to seem like getting towel from bathroom
>speed dress after pissing
>come out of bathroom
>she still on fours, waiting
>leave and never call back cause she had smelliest pussy
>mfw
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>>675141216
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>>675136490
i used to rek this bitches throat.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
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I declined an offer of anal sex and went missionary instead. I don't like to put it in the ass.
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>>675142006
Fat pussy
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Made her do things I ask otherwise I'd spread her nudes. I did this almost every day for the last year, and finally we broke up about a week ago. She was also my first gf.
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Fucked a girl in the ass until there was blood on my dick.
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My gf/wife put a flashlight in my ass and we played hide and seek outside, and the only light was from my assass, like a firefly

It was awesome
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>>675142361
Oh and once I did send her pussy pics to her aunt for not doing what I said.
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>>675136490
Put her mobile phone into her vag and called her
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>>675142563
Haha fuck. Il just wish this was true.
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>>675142563
Kek I hope this is real
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Took off gloves so I could touch her boobs with my bare hands
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Fucked a virgin girl in the pussy and then stuck it up her ass without asking permission.
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>>675136490
Welp, I am into bondage so I have done that a lot. Used a girls bra to tie her hands together during sex. Spit in my exes face during sex as well. One chick I always stuck my finger up her ass. Didn't ask just did it.

>>675139288
Good shit.
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Fucked her in the ass and then went out for sit-down dinner with her mom so she was slowly leaking cum out of her ass for the entire meal.
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>>675142361
Sick bastard
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>>675140080
A 5 years old with a boner? suree
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Said I love you
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>>675142670
I've also got my 6 y/o sis to jerk me off when I was 11 by saying I'd show her a magic trick and told her to close her eyes.
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>>675142361

Let's see her nudes then faggot.
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>Unknowingly fucked my gf bareback in the ass.
>After coming 2 times she tells me to stop because she can't take it anymore.
>Pull out, wash dick and fuck her till I came.
It was pretty funny.
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>>675141531
I only have a cassette copy and since is Underaged content it will stay private. Can share a pic from another occasion. Different girl because the other one became lesbian.
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Opened up a pic of this hot girl my gf hates while she was blindfolded and blowing me. Came in her mouth while looking at it.
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>675139989
I licked this assholes guy for her wife the other day.
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>>675136490
>mfw all these primates keep losing their time with sex
>mfw i'll trascend reality
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>>675140354
how did she react?
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>>675142802
>>675142873

It's true! But it was a small flashlight
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fucked my ex so much in the ass she couldnt shit for days after a rough week. Also made her lick my ass, and not fucking her unless i could fuck her ass. shit was cash
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>>675138633
savage!
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>>675140872
>4-5
>menacingly
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>>675143326
pics for science reasons?
also how would i convince my girlfriend to do this also for science reasons
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>>675143210
I'll do the same but have still had a 4some.
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>>675143115
Oh yes, this too. Water hose play and anal beeds play in the swimming pool.
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>>675142006

I feel like I've read this before more than once
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>>675142361
scum
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>>675143479
kek
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>>675138633
dubs dont lie, check'd. and savage
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>>675143115
What the fuck is goin on in that pic
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>>675142006
I came
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>>675136490
pissed inside her ass and drank it straight back out from her ass, nice girl, fucking filthy.
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>>675139145
she doesn't realise the next day when her asshole is on fire>
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>>675143922
Was the day after my 19 birthday. Decided to be edgy
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>>675138633
you monster
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>>675143749
Let me tell you something, whiteknight. A lot of women enjoy being degraded. She wouldn't have stayed with me all that time if she didn't like it.
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>>675143495
No pics, sorry
But to convince her, first you need to achieve the level that playing with your asshole is natural...
Than, suggest new objects, like a cucumber, shampoo bottle, whatever...
Than you suggest the flashlight!
And once it's done, say you have an idea, turn of the lights and start the game! =)
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>>675142006
no way you got your dick sucked listening to captain planet topest of keks
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>>675143608
This chick is just down to hang out in a pool and have dudes put stuff in her?

Also does is the water on in the hose? Does she like that???
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>>675144347
FUCKING KEK I LOVE YOU
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>>675139664
dude where do you find others?
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>>675136490
>beat off to her sleeping
>she wakes up
>i cum on her
>we never talk about it
>she is my sister

this is her
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>>675136490
Was fucking girl ass, 2 tight then she started bleeding
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>>675142909
pic related?
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Made her lick this butt plug after it had been in her ass while I smashed her pussy
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>be 12
>over at friend's house
>bath time
>she asks me to lick her
>lick her anus
>she asks for more
>grab stick from tree at window
>fuck her with a wooden stick
>she starts moaning from pain
>mom comes back
>blood all over the bathroom
>never see friend again
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>>675144370
Yes she was up for it. Actually she was really enjoying it.

Yes there was water in the hose otherwise where was the fun? An empty house is of no use.
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>>675136490
i was the direct cause of rectal prolapse
i stuffed it back in and left
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>>675136490
told a girlfriend that I would be much more into her if she would have a threesome with me and one of my other girls who she is super jealous of and who happens to be a bisexual dom. Got her to submit to this girl and then watched as she whipped the hell out of her with a riding crop and fucked her pussy and ass with a strapon and then tied her to a chair so she had to watch us fucking. I finished in her face. She was crying her eyes out. Then I left her for another woman.

She was in touch again recently. I told her I'd only fuck her again with the dom. She's thinking about it.
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>>675144628

Yep!
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>>675143984
Hot
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>>675141531
Are you retard?
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This is a good thread

I choke my slam piece until she goes unconscious. Not the windpipe, but the jugular.

I don't recommend doing this guys, but I'm a paramedic so it's sort of okay.
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I put a date rape drug in my wifes drink amd let several guys take turns on her while we were at the club.
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train her to prolapse her holes
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>>675136490
Asked for sauce of this girl
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>>675140147
Virgin detected.
Your not alpha. No matter how much you keep telling yourself mate..
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>>675138633
What the fuck...
I get we're on 4chan guy, but sheesh.
You sound like you got some issues, you should get that checked out.
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>>675136490
>>meet girl at a party
>>take her home
>>fuck her
>>switch to ass without asking
>>fuck her ass really hard
>>finish in her ass
>>suddenly wild urge to piss
>>empty in her ass
>>she fell asleep soon after
>>wake her up two hours late
>>tell her she must leave
>>asks if she can use the toilet
>>No

Watched her at the bus station, looked like she had to use the toilet really hard. never found out if she got there in time
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>>675144701
What the fuck even..
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>>675144804
Consider killing yourself
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>>675136490
>what is the most fucked up thing you did to a girl sexually?
made her divorce her husband.

>story?
nah.
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>>675145166
What? No that was a true story, she was 17 and I was 20, her parents liked me.

Lol you millenial faggots don't know how to be real men.
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>>675138770
What sort of parking structure was it?
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>>675138304
How did she take to it? Insta love?
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>>675136490
>>lived with other guy
>>start to hate each other
>>guy has girlfriend
>>she almost lives with us
>>start filming her in the shower toilet and bed
>>pee in her drink when she is at the toilet
>>put poo in her food
>>stick her tooth brush in my ass everyday for 2years
>>put semen in almost everything she consumed
>>best thing: I saw her pooper and pussy more ofthen than rommate!
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>>675142006

copypasta
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>>675136490
had a fuckbuddy, disgusted by cum.
came in my hand after missionary, looked into her frightened eyes, yelled SPIDERMAN! and whipped the cum out of my hand on to her body and face in a swift motion.
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>>675145764
it's lit
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>>675144655
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>>675145415
I actually turned her into a sub and she loves it. She just hates that its this girl fucking her.

It was far and away the sexual highlight of my life. And I'm 45
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When I first started dating a girl in college, the first time I got her naked I put it in her ass on accident, she said stop but I kept going til I busted. We still kept hooking up after that, but looking back that was pretty sketchy of me.
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I cum in my female flatmate''s shampoo bottle while thinking about her getting raped. I'm a a nice guy.
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The devils three way. Makes me cringe everytime i think of it. Thanks for reminding me of it btw... jerk
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Fingered her ass, then covered my cock with her shit and made her suck it clean afterwards.Then when cumming pushed her troath down so she ended up puking everything out again.
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Had my ex blow me in my mother's bathroom while we were visiting for Thanksgiving dinner. I nearly choked on my stuffing, when my mother's husband asked her for a kiss on the cheek for passing her the gravy.
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>>675142563
>assass
Please be true.
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>>675146230
did you make her eat it?
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>>675145983
It's funny, but if you would've listened to her afterward she would've felt that you just "didn't do it for her" and just "weren't an exciting guy" and would have never fucked you again. Girls are dumb as a bag of rocks.
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Teaching her to suck cock on the first date
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>>675139404
U living the dream m8
Would shake ur hand/10
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>>675139757
>after
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I would put food inside ex's ass and eat it out.
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>>675138633

You fucking beast! You should hang your head in shame, you disgusting animal!!
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>>675140872
jej my sides
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>>675136490
me and my ex had a rough break

so while i was fucking her after the initial break up i was also spending most of my salary on hookers, since i was sleeping on a friends couch and had no expenses, roughly 4 hookers weekly

Finally decided to end it with my ex once and for all, so after we had sex, i threw down the "business" card of 4 diffrent local brothels and told her that i had cought HIV at one of those so yeah, she might wanna get that checked

she chased me naked down 3 flights of stairs during the evening in an apartment complex located in what can only be described as a soft ghetto, trying to get answers to all the questions she aparently had about what had just happened

i didnt actually have HIV but i managed to fuck so bad with her head that it took her literally over a year before she came back to a normal social life

told that fucking cunt not to throw out my fucking lunch
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>>675141204
I'll bet she was...
turned on.
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It's more with than to, but my gf likes to let her nieces watch us have sex when they stay at her place.
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>>675146555
wat
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>>675145764
holy fuck. i've only done filming. you took it down a dark road.... what she ever do to you?
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>>675146956
How old are the nieces?
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>>675146917
I started humping the floor when I was 6.
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>>675145734
answer dis
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>>675136490
>yellow fever fag
>fucked a handful of students
>married or had bf
>all but one were tiny
>8 inch dick
>most bled
worst one took a phone call during. that was and still is one of my biggest turn ons.

another met me in the local supermarket, then went behind our student dorms and sucked my dick while her bf waited for dinner
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>>675139989
I assholed this guy's wife's husband the other day.
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>>675147144
8 and 10
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>>675146861
>told that fucking cunt not to throw out my fucking lunch

You sir, are a glorious legend!
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>>675146401
Yeah part of me felt like it wasn't a "hard no," if that makes sense. At any rate she didn't object after that, and let me go raw dog so... all in all, 10/10 would rape again
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>>675145166
>your
Great job m8
Kys.
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>>675147409
yer me2 nigger
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>>675146872
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>>675147138
>>I borrowed my computer a computer to my roommate.
>>He told me I can use it anytime i want
>>Needed computer.
>>His gf comes home with a female friend
>>suggest i should leave
>>nope
>>roommate comes home
>>he and his gf complain to me
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I fisted a girl while she was sleeping.. When she woke up she didnt understand why her pussy is hurting so much kek
Anyways she still wants to fuck
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>>675136490
Kissed whilst having sex in the missionary position and she told me she loved me. I still feel dirty.
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fucked my xgf i lived with while i had a load dripping from me
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>>675147698
you didnt even marry her and have kids? gtfo pleb
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>>675138483

this tbqh

you should always make sure a girl has a nice tasting/smelling ass before you commit to her
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>>675146363
Did she kiss him?
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>>675136490
Pissed in her mouth.
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>>675147588
What the fuck did I just read?
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>>675147796
What a fucking casual. I once married a girl, settled down, had a kid, and raised him properly.
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>>675144838
keep going
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>>675147419
Dude... Take her into thinking it's a good idea to bring them into bed with you guys. Dont forget to take and post pics of the excellent win too!
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couple girls who liked being slapped

surprise anal once on accident, she flipped her shit
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>>675139145
I have news for you friend, if she "doesn't realize it" she does anal all the time, just not with you.
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>>675147997
sick fuck. i bet you and your wife were both virgins before your honeymoon too, huh?
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>>675147467
Lol yeah, I was fucking a girl and she was about to cum, and started whimpering no over and over and right when I could feel she couldn't stop it I leaned in and whispered "Yes." in her ear. Then she came.

Can you imagine if I had stopped? If you pretend everything a girl says means the opposite you'll have a happier life.
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Gave thai girl a milk enema and made her drink it afterwards.
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>>675145972

There's a girl that my wife really hates. She comes by about once a month to get fucked. Sometimes I make my wife stay in the room with us. It apparently doesn't bother her now if it ever did. I may have the girl fuck her with a strapon next time she stops by.
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either eating ass or period sex, also face fucked a girl until she puked
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>>675148041
This made my head hurt.
Please leave 4chan
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>>675141953
moar also post pics
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spent the weekend raw-dogging my new slam piggy. fucked for hours and hours and hours this past weekend.

Fucked her so much and so hard, she had to go to hospital for a bleeding vagina a few hours ago.

100% true
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>>675138814
hey kid, if you want to sound older than 15 you might want to consider using the term "deepthroated" correctly. saying you deepthroated a bitch suggests that you swallowed her dick all the way down your throat.
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>>675148068
>Surprise Anal
>Flipper her shit

ALL OF MY KEKS!
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>>675138633
Sick fucks like you are why the Third Reich came to be and why we need the fourth.
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>>675136490
I married one, this totally fucked me up
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Took her virginity infront of her father
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>>675145764
Most underrated post
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>>675136490
Fingered her while she was asleep
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>>675144838
Kaya?
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>>675147466
Samefag....
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My girlfriend in high school was into watersports. Wasn't my thing, but my hormone-fueled mine thought that if I did something she liked, I'd end up getting layed, so I ended up pissing on her, upon her request.

Does this count?
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Once fucked a girl so hard she started ovulating, good thing I pulled out but she got blood all over my dick
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>>675148269
I had my first kiss the second we finished our vows. I am so going to burn in hell for this.
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>>675145521
>millennial faggots
You're either 30+ years old or you don't know what the word millennial means.
If it's the first then what are you doing on 4chan old man? If it's the second well you're just a tard
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>>675149126
You're hurting me. I don't think you've been here very long, please lurk more.
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>>675139032
33/44/55 HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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>>675138814
Ok i dont understand this shit.. so you gargled a ladyboy's dick and let him tickle the back of your throat and yet its funny he/she had a boyfriend? Wut
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bit one on her labia while going down on her.
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>>675148129
.this!
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>675149432
I don't know what I'm doing here. I seem to have lost the ability to pick up 18-19 year old chicks in the last few months. I come here to look at porn of hot young girls, reminding me that I don't have one, and widening the hole inside of me.

What are you doing here?
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>>675142563
This needs to be a full on game. Firefly hide and go seek, niggers. Put one flashlight in your ass and tape another to your dick. The dick light is to shine on people to confirm you have found them.
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>>675148498
how did you acquire piggy?
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>>675141129
I think she's mine now m8
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>>675139145
How the fuck did she not realize you were fucking her ass? Was she unconscious?

To be fair, last time i fucked the wife while drunk and rolling, she forgot she had a tampon in and i apparently fucked it all the way into her uterus. She didnt realize til like 2 weeks later when an ungodly smell started eminating from her cooch. She was so embarrassed when the gyno pulled a rotten, infected tampon from her womb. Good times...
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KEEP THIS FUCKING THREAD ALIVE I HAVE TONS OF NUDES OF ME PUTTING THINGS IN A MILFS ASS. GETTING THEM NOW
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>discovered from my ex gf that her father was secretely homo
>he was regulary cheatin on his wife
>after two months i fucked him (my second homo experience)
>i left my gf and i'm going on fucking her dad
>still dont know if i'm straight or homo
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>>675144907
kek.. cucked yourself faggot
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>>675150831
Defiantly homo
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Made her eat out her dog as I fucked her ass as hard as I possibly could and than I slapped her ass and shoved a toilet bowl brush (brush side) up her ass until she screamed bloody murder than made her fuck herself in her ass with it as she jerked me off (no lubrication the whole time)
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>>675150798
Awesome. Cant wait.
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>>675138630
Rape literally isn't funny...
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>>675151031
goddamn now thats a brilliantly sick idea i love it
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>>675151031
Where do you find these freaks willing to do real nasty and rough shit like that
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>>675138633
fucking gross/10
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Got her pregnant.
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>>675151325
backpage/craigslist could find a lonely girl fuck with her head a bit threaten to leave get her all torn up and willing to do anything, worked for me
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>>675151224
ok so this is them
ill post each one
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Surprise buttsex. She said it hurt and made me take my dick out.
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>>675136490
My girlfriend has rape fantasies and likes to be seriously hurt during sex. I feel like I have to hold back but she always wants me to hit her and shit
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>>675147796
Don't be so vile. That's worse than having sec for the sole purpose of procreation
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>>675136490

Complimented her shoe collection after making love to her iguana.
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>>675150558
>How the fuck did she not realize you were fucking her ass?

I've fucked a few girls in the ass while they were black-out drunk. None of them ever knew or at least didn't complain.
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>>675151296
That's one of the nicest and cleanest things I have ever done trust me I have done so much worse it was fun
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>I feel like I have to hold back but she always wants me to hit her and shit

i'ts bad manners to keep a lady waiting.
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>>675146917
I'm with ya bro. I use to Jack off and it would just be a clear fluid. Didn't know that it was spermless cum. I usually refer to it as a dry orgasm.
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>>675151543
tke flag im a frat fag
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>>675151688
This.
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>>675136490

Kneed her in the cunt, repeatedly.

For fun.
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Came in her sister.
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>>675151657
so does my current girlfriend im the same way with her im constantly holding back but she has rape fantasies(so to speak more like a way of gaining control from the situation that had previously happend)
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>>675151879
gun :)
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>>675152037
>>675151879
does anyone care for more?
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>>675151325

Druggies who need money will do just about anything for money. Gradually build up the freakyness so they keep coming back and think that any weird stuff is normal.
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>>675151325
I hang out in some seriously fucked up places
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>>675136490
Fucked her in the ass and then i forced her to drink the cum spilling from the anus
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My wife misses an eyeball so i putted my dick in it a while ago. Have been addicted to it since.
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fucked her once, and only once.

She cried afterward and none of us even came R.I.P.
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>>675152001
I once choked her out and she blacked out for like 10 mins and I was really worried id gone too far. When she woke up she said she came like 5 times before she passed out and loved it. Shes so fucking messed up but I love her
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>>675136490
We roleplayed rape. It was actually her idea
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>>675144499
I would beat off on her too
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>>675146872
i cried xD
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>>675151776

Just be careful and don't break your toys or you'll have to get new ones.
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>>675151519
Are they good looking?

Not trying to sound like a bragging fag but I'm a good looking guy and I pull hot girls(pretty much all 8s and above).

But they're all god damn prudes, if I even brush their asshole they get all pissy

And all I want to do is degrade them, beat them senseless, abuse their holes, and use them as a human toilet. Consensually of course
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>>675152240
Kek
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>>675145764
Nice
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>>675151243
Go back to tumblr.
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>>675136490
Fucked my daughter in the ass on her 10th birthday. She never found out that the guy holding her down in the changing cabine at the pool was me!
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>>675151543
is that a fucking mini golf course and pool table on her ass
top fucking kek post em
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>>675136490

>fucking ex in the ass really hard
>saw her asshole tear and begin to bleed
>she starts saying it hurts and tries to pull away
>I held her down and kept fucking while she cried
>didn't tell her that her ass tore until I had finished

>same ex
>sitting in passenger seat of her car with her and her 4 year old daughter
>kid is bored so she's fucking around climbing all over the car
>kid gets down by the pedals and is playing with them
>take the opportunity to grab her head and pull it down to my dick
>she protests saying her daughter will see
>tell her she can't see anything and shove my dick in her mouth
>throat fuck her while making eye contact with her horrified daughter the entire time

There's much more with this ex. She was basically a human fleshlight to me
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>>675152037
where did you find her?
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Knocked her up. Still Hates me to this day
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choked her out.
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>>675138079

The FBI's been looking for you, you sick fuck. Reported to tip line.
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>>675150483
Thanks buddy, I'll give you some advice. Remember how when you're 18-23 all the girls are dating guys that are 27-30+? Keep that in mind. It still works, around the end of last year I was sick for a month but was talking to 3 hot 18 year olds on OKC, too sick to go on a date so they ended up with other people.

The seasons thing is true too, girls are more desperate for guys around the end of the year when it starts getting cold, up until valentines day. At first it's because they start getting colder at night and aching for someone to cuddle, and then they don't want to be alone for christmas, and then valentine's day is on their mind. After that they lost that feeling for a while and the pickings become slimmer.
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>>675136490
>tied her hands to bedpost and basically skull-fucked her
>told her to open her mouth and peeled back her eyelid so that I could cum in her mouth/eye
>tfw she started crying and I comtemplated going in for seconds but I untied her and broke up with her right after
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>>675147409
I wife'd this guy's husband for an asshole the other day.
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Fucked a married woman in the ass while she pissed on me while I was wearing her army vet husband's fatigues.

>American
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>>675152551
well that depends on your luck but if you go the psychological route its generally easier if they are on the chubbier side with incredibly bad self esteem but can be done with a solid 8/10 then you treat them like a princess for a few months but still make sure they think youre the only person they are ever going to get then once you have it confirmed strike that shit like you'd strike their ass
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>>675136490
Was with a girl with huge tits. Like, silly huge. Fucked her in the ass doggy-style with her tits tied tight to different bedposts. Every time I thrusted, or slapped her, the ropes tightened and hurt her more.
Actually didn't like it that much; it was her idea, but it took a really long time to set up and I couldn't get into it. She fuckin' loved it, though.
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>>675152895
then give us more!
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>>675152895
mor
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Went on a week long camping trip with my wife. No showers. On day five wile about halfway through a 2 hour hike I had her bend over a log and I licked her asshole. The stench from ass was incredible. I fucking loved it. When we got back to camp I ate her ass some more then ate he sweet stinky pussy. After that I pulled off her hiking boots and socks and sniffed and sucked her toes while we fucked. Still jerk off to this memory years later.
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>>675152551
>pretty much all 8s and above

You may have to lower your standards.
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>>675153089
lol why anon
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>>675138483
kek
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>>675152537
But if I be carful than I won't have as much fun and I haven't broken any of my toys yet
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I put my dick in her.
Seems tame until you realize I'm fat.
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My old fuck buddy used to love it when she would ride me cowgirl as hard and fast as she could while I chocked her with one hand and caused her physical pain all over her body with my other hand all while heavily making out and moaning.
Hottest sex ever.
She had the perfect lips and we're always wet.
We also had a lot of drunk sex and I also smoked weed and damn I miss fucking her for hours.

I also tried fingering her ass but she pulled my hand away lol
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>>675151325
She's fat.
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Had a foursome with ex wife. 3 dicks for her pleasure, except two of those dicks had four legs fur and knots at the base. Still to this day my #1 go to for wanking.
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Made her wear as mask of me while I fucked her.
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<breakup with longtime gf
<agree to stay friends due to many mutual friendships
<I'm pissed because i know she cheated
<tell her I'm stopping by her apartment to grab my xbox
<grab her favorite perfume and add a little cum
<she likes to spray perfume all over, including her neck
<about a month later i see her out with some friends and a date, and smell she's wearing that lovely fragrance
<later that night i see them making out and he's kissing her neck
<mission accomplished
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>>675149432

we've always been here faggot.

its like asking what are you doing on the internet.. faggot ass kids think 4chan is some secret place.'

this aint 1998 anymore faggot
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>>675153254
The fuck r u talking about? Hang out in a fucked up places or just take what u want easier that way
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>>675154218
You, my friend, deserve a medal.
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>>675154218
You are my hero!
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>>675153665
>bitch was being super secretive with her phone
>deleting texts and keeping it away from me
>I watched her unlock her phone so that I could get the passcode
>she goes to bathroom and leaves her phone
>unlock and go through texts, nothing
>go through instagram, nothing
>facebook tho, shes flirting with my friend of 5 years at the time
>he keeps saying no, "I cant do that to my nigga anon"
I actually held it in for a week until I saw her again and did that
best lay I ever had, she actually wanted to talk to me again the week after to try and make up
basically did the same thing again and she never bothered me after that
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>>675154312
Honestly after 21 is the time for 4chan. Around everyone 22 most people finish college and want to "start there lives" type of shit. Aka get married and have kids, settle down. You know. Those people are boring fucks. But 80% of the people you know will do this Around that age.
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Repeatedly texted girl for head any time I was drunk for about 4 months. She had a boyfriend for about half the time. She loved it though so ah well. Gave great head too. Found out years later through a tumblr posts she actually got kicked out of her house and had to move in with her bf/his parents for a while because she left the house late at night so many times to suck my dick. Lmao. Pic of girl who looks very similar to the one I'm talking about
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>>675153649
I really wish I didn't. I really don know if I could

Dated a fatty years back that was pretty nasty. Would want me to hit her and degrade her and would go ass to mouth

Only problem was I could barely get hard with her because she was not attractive at all to me

Wish I could find a tight bodied piece of shit, you know like a hot girl that is fucked in the head because she was molested by her father or something
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>>675155056
>pic looks like the girl
No pic lmao
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>>675154991
the fuck? finish college with 22?
What kind of college is that?
How can this take only 3 years!

It takes us 5 years just to get a master and another 3-5 years for a doctorate!
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>>675152796
yes it is
>>675152939
maryland
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>>675140872

You were doing God's work. She would've ended up another raging feminazi.
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>>675155203
Those are pretty easy to find. Any girl with a dysfunctional family (aka fucks on the day you meet her, drug problem, punk rock chick, daddy issues) and your good to go.
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>>675155203

I've had a lot of freaks in the 6/7 range in addition to 8-10s.

>girl that is fucked in the head because she was molested by her father or something

Girls with daddy issues like that can be a lot of fun. Difficult for an ltr.
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