Ask a ghost anything
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Ask a ghost anything
Are you a nigget ghost?
What's up with all them spooky chains and shit?
>>675132117
Your transparent, how the fuck are you typing this?
>>675132274
Nope I was white
>>675132117
Can you rape people ?
How sad is the afterlife?
>>675132307
You Slavs wear track suits and and Nigger wear gang colours? It's just ghost's fashion statements
>>675132349
As energy, we can manipulate electronic devices
>>675132566
Yes, I do it quite often. Plus you don't get bothers preggo - unless you're a demon of course
>>675132901
Then can you fuck up mobile devices?
> IPhone fag
>>675132580
Not that sad actually - better then my life..
>>675132117
Was you there the day the music died?
>>675133248
Yep. I can, and I enjoy wrecking people's phones
>>675132117
What do you want?
>>675133532
I could use an upgrade, go ahead.
>>675133409
I killed the music m80, also the levy wasn't dry..
>>675133711
Where you at? I can't just teleport you know.. I'm not a demon...
>>675133133
Sweet
>>675133534
Nothing really. Maybe some sweet white girl ass.
>>675132117
Is ectoplasm actually ghost cum?
>>675134004
>ghosts can only stay in certain radius, has to be demon to travel without location.
>>675134429
Yep, pretty much, but it's also our form of feces...so...
>>675134510
Exactly
Whiskey and rye were actually buddy Holly's dogs, I like to fuck them and then lick their little assholes c;
>>675135071
Good to know?
How high can you levitate? Is there a society of ghosts?
>>675132117
WHY YOU KEEP WAKING ME UP AT NIGHT NIGGA I NEED MY SLEEP
>>675135334
I can personally do 8 feet.
No we're pretty much loners..
Can you pass through walls and move objects?
What's ectoplasm like?
>>675132117
Do you know where Jimmy Hoffa is?
And what do you think about the Ghost Busters 3 trailer?
>>675135360
BECAUSE IT'S MY JOB! DO YOU YELL AT THE UPS MAN WHEN HE RINGS YOUR DOORBELL NIGGER?!
>>675135790
Yep on a good day when I have lots of energy - like today.
>>675134677
Aaaah feces, gotcha... so it IS eatable and hopefully edible.
>>675132117
lottery numbers of next week?
>>675135899
Yeah, whenever I hear him just drop my packages instead of set them down.
Why don't you guys just come out and show the world you exist. Why always so secretive. Like, you could be the first ghost to talk to the media, you know how fucking crazy that would be? Bro, like, just do it.
>>675135881
I've heard he actually fled to the Northwest Territory in Canada and lived out the rest of his life in the middle of the woods
>>675136533
Bionicals, Wisconsin edition
Do ghosts have clothes?
Are you naked?
>>675136384
Seriously? I'm not a fortune teller you retard..
Where is your other hand?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
>>675136801
Yeah, you're a fucking ghost. And a shitty one at that.
>>675136533
>s.jpg
One fucking job.
You mention demons, so which religion is the real one
>>675136444
Nah we like to be mysterious. It makes us seem cooler then we are.
>>675137063
Go eat your boyfriends ectoplasm pleb
>>675136763
It appear we have clothes, but it's hard to explain...
>>675137460
So, like, do you pull down your ghost pants when you rape people and stuff?
>>675137040
Funny, actually Islam is..
>>675137618
Nah, my penis just eject out of my 'pants'
Can you get, and maintain an erection? Orgasm?
Can you haunt someone for me? How would I pay you?
Do you ever peak into dressingrooms and showers?? Howdya die??
What's your favourite color??
>>675137967
You need to be more detailed than that, anon.
For research purposes.
>>675138014
Yes, yes and yes.
Where is this person? I can't move very far..
All the time :^)
An hero
>>675138270
Green
>>675132117
Are you human? or are you dancer?
>>675138451
You would enjoy that wouldn't you, faggot?
Are you spooky and scary?
>>675138735
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING GHOST COCK, DAMMIT.
>>675138686
I was human
>>675138735
>>675138473
Can't afford a bus ticket you poorfag?
>>675138771
I can be, depends on my mood.
>>675138817
It's translucent?
Are you the person who's been making my ass hairs go in to my anus.
Please don't haunt me bro
What's your prefered pronoun?
>>675138886
I don't want to give the fat ass driving the bus a heart attack.. I don't want to kill people.
>>675139261
Yep that's me ;^)
>>675139481
Go back to spookit then, fagget.
>>675139422
He/him
>>675139356
K, no promises though.
Ever talked with Zack Bagans and the Ghost Adventures Crew?
>>675139675
Oh aren't you clever, you manlet you
>>675139892
Nope, they're actually fake ass tv personallites
>>675140014
The second you posted that, something fell down in the other room.
2spooky4me
>>675140254
That's right bitch, be afraid
>>675132117
u can talk do dead persons, that arent demons?
and who becomes a demon?
>>675140666
You should know :^) You're Satan after all!
>>675140666
2spooky
>>675140889
yeah i know but i cant talk to hitler so he cant be a demon
>>675141305
Look I can talk to other dead people, but it's exceptionally hard for the living to do so. Most of the time you're speaking to a demon if you're living.
>>675141797
ask hitler where his soldiers had to hide all the stolen gold and tell it. there mass stolen gold around europe from the ww2 time
>>675142203
I'm in Texas and Hitler is in Argentina...
>>675142722
u tell me ghosts are trapped where they lived / died?
>>675143350
Pretty much
