YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>675130382
sauce
>>675131459
Shit that's funny. Have some classic hoverhand
>>675130382
>>675130382
>Tfw he kinda looks like Dewey from Malcolm in the middle :(
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675131867
my god...
https://youtu.be/Su6tl9D45Qw
fuck...i remember when i used to get bullied and beat up by a group of girls back in the day...
fuck girls man
>>675130382
I wonder if somebody can teach that guy to be aggresive as fuck.
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW
>>675131459
Fake. Why is it censored?
>>675133168
nice tits
>>675130382
Wish I was him.
I'd have a fucking diamond cutter in my pants.
If one of them spit on me I'd cum myself.
They wouldn't be into it very long, I promise you that.
>>675133168
this is the true alpha, the white knight defender of women
>>675134521
This nigga :/
>>675131867
Literally she borderline asked him to come over, what a fucking nerd.
>>675131867
Holy fuck
>>675135070
>answer pls
update when this happens.
>>675135780
girl I used to know sent me this pic like a year ago, don't speak much to the girl anymore. Next time I see her I'll get a new pic of this cringe train
>>675134835
i see it turned you into a fag
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675135563
Uhh, wat? She mentioned that she was staying in to do a paper. Only an Autist would think that was an invite.
>>675131867
ILIL :(
bruh....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A_mGILLh5Q
>>675137473
Whats it like being a virgin?
>asking what time a paper is due
>hopefully netflix has something good on tonight
>>675131867
Most likely fake but if it's not... jesus fucking lord, that is beyond cringe.
this
>>675131867
what the actual fuck. must be fake.
>>675137851
My God.
>>675137681
kek, what a fucking hemorrhoid.
>>675131886
The l33t35t
>>675131708
this pretty much sums up women
>>675137673
Why is he wearing a chef hat?
>>675130382
Poor guy. Fuckin hate bullies. I hope each one of them little skanks get raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM5h7jYRi-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1CLSuNyamg
>>675134835
fuck 'em right in the pussy
>>675138463
that gif is proof there is no god
>>675130382
Watch out anon- h3h3 will make a video about you for calling that kid cringey/beta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24KRxVvQjAo
>>675137681
This.
>I got nothing to do tonight, got much of paper left
>if she says no be like I don't mind checking it over and helping with last bit
>after finished Netflix and then sex
>>675130382
>>675137673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r7TWAjqesQ
>>675138388
It's a shower cap.....black women wear them in public it all the time (normally after doing their hair at home)
He's obviously a faggot...so he probably has his hair permed
>>675138742
Thanks friend, thought there was no hope for /b/
>netflix and chill
>>675130382
How is that beta or cringe? The kid is like 6 years old you want him to just beat up all those girls?
>>675138998
thank god you didn't get trips
>>675137673
holy shit I actually lost 20 seconds in
nigger sings terribly
>>675138998
yes.
>>675138463
wtf...
>>675138998
Don't feed the trolls.
>>675131867
My god. He even hit her with the demons souls at the end there.
>>675137673 ....what in the ENTIRE fuck...
>>675134521
Keep reaching for that black vote you jewish cucklord faggit
>>675139470
The thing is I don't think they are trolling, just retarded enough to actually think that's cringe/beta.
>>675131991
My time is now
>>675139798
HAAAH! As soon as I read that I burst out loud laughing as I somehow knew to read it with an accent.
>Goddamned.Genius.
>>675138747
neat
>>675131991
My time is now!
Does anyone have the picture of the guy saying: "Any of you ladies wanna sibble my dingle?" I really need it right now.
>>675137673
.......wot
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675131991
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675137673
He really isn't that bad, though
>>675130382
i used to fuck a beta bois bitch.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>675131867
this hurt me
>you won't ruin anything, you can tell me :)
>ruins everything
>>675138747
fucking cringe
>>675135070
Lowercase h wasn't working, maybe if I use uppercase H she'll be mine!
>>675138747
is the most faggot tattoo i ever see
>>675137331
lol her pointing at the hoverhand
>>675134988
why would she send that weirdo an uncensored pic of her tits?
this fucking thread
>>675135563
exactly i thought he was going to be alpha
>>675131867
>don't let them take it from you
fucking died
>>675138355
mhm
>>675137673
>>675137473
/b/ro, do you even Netflix and chill?
My old high school https://m.youtube.com/watch?sts=16873&utcoffset=60&v=QW7emkUKcno&has_verified=1&client=mv-google&layout=mobile
>>675142336
nice copypasta
>>675142336
No fucking way I'm clicking on that shit idiot.
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW
>>675131886
>LIVIN' THE DREAM
>>675138498
Heyo
>>675130382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEA100KDnFU
>>675130382
That guy will forever fap to facesitting, pegging and other femdom.
>>675143662
>beta male
>>675131515
underrated
>>675137851
I actually love doing that.
>>675134683
>>675134748
>>675134795
WHO IS THIS BETA FAGGOT?
I KEEP SEEING HIM EVERYWHERE
>>675138747
>Teaguen
is that the name of a fucking exotic fruit or some shit wtf is wrong with people
>>675138747
the </ul> is a little off line from opening tag. would bug the fuck out of me forever.
>>675130382
should've slapped that bitch's head off. I'd rather be a bitch that hits girls than a bitch that gets hit by girls
>>675137851
whaaaaaat
>>675138747
first "coding tattoo" I see which got valid syntax...
>>675143554
lost
ITT
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW
>>675146621
this is legitimately funny though
>>675144368
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>675131708
What a cunt.
>>675147876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=69&v=FCjjVSmop5Q
Here you go man, go like a minute in or some shit
>>675147876
Carl the cuck.....ya bitch
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675135070
Plot twist: it's the girl in the profile pic.
![stockpile-thomas-large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kwZIXMQ.jpg "stockpile-thomas-large[1].jpg")
>>675131867
WE ARE INDEBTED TO YOU
>>675148790
hahahahah that face after "what have you done to benefit this country"
>NEVER BEEN SO TRIGGERED BY A CUCK
>>675148790
GET OUTA HERE YOU FCKIN BABY BOOMER THIS COUNTRY IS FOR MILLENIALS NOW
>>675131867
What was that quote at the end from?
>You have a heart of gold, don't let them take it from you
>>675150181
Never mind it was Demon's Souls.
>>675147692
This
>>675150181
demon's souls
>>675131459
Censoring undermines the point you're trying to make with that text.
>>675146621
i actually recently started watching these guys. I think they're up and coming tbh
>>675146621
>posts comedy in a cringe thread
>>675130382
Seems like fag bashing, nothing to see.
>>675146621
>>675131708
typical women
>>675131943
HOLY SHIT. he has the face, the glasses, the watch, the grin, the fucking cheap collered shirts, the cargo pants, the oily complexion... He is so soo beta
>>675150922
d e e p d o g
>>675134521
Lol fuck off bernie.. I don't know who the duck we is
>>675150922
Is that Kingseeker Frampt
>>675131459
>all my keks
bet my nuts that fag fapped 9000+ times to this
>>675147945
Its Irish
>>675151155
kek you clever fucker I didn't see it like that until now.
>>675148790
Aids skrillex is so much worse than Carl the Cuck.
>>675138498
>lost
>>675130382
This is my fetish. watching females bully males. Not me though, ill lay a bitch out.
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW
>>675137681
shit man. You are right.
http://brermeerkat16.deviantart.com/
>>675151746
God I fucking lost
Thanks man I needed that
>>675142310
His song definitely is.
>>675150922
>>675151612
>maximum lost
>>675147826
based chawner
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
OC here, this horrible thing happened this saturday
>got new roommate since two weeks
>he is a fat ugly loser
>also true beta king
>he says he wants to invite som friends over, as a resettlement party
>"sure, why not?"
>5 guys, 2 girls, all in their late teens
>feel like fucking gandalf being 23
>one of the girls is an active feminist
>oh boy
>"Hey!, so, before we start off all our little conversations I want us to have a pronoun-round"
>"Pronoun-round"? I ask, not knowing what the fuck she is talking about
>"Yeah, everyone take turn and tell what they define themselves as"
>"But you all know each other? All except me?"
>"Yeah sure, but pronoun can change"
>I stare into her eyes, silently begging God to kill me. Is this for real?
>round starts and everyone considers themselves as they are born
>fucken-phew
>>675130382
>0:37 and 0:54
There's at least 4 guys there too. 5 if the one filming is a guy.
You just fucking know that if Dewey smacked any of those bitches the fucking "alphas" would step in.
This is just typical cunts being typical cunts.
>>675130382
How is that cringe?
There are at least 3 guys behind the camera, one of which who seems 18-ish, who would fuck him up if he defended himself.
And they'd probably get away with it, too. You know, because they were 'defending six helpless girls from a bully' or some shit.
Running was the only sensible option.
>>675152583
next time proclaim that you are T-Rex
You know you wanna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91KVxy-yHuU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I6ZM0eNsGo
>>675134521
Top KeK
>>675134947
No worries, he'll snap one day and there will be a pile of bodies.
>>675152757
I would go ballistic on those bitches. I'd punch the first one in the pussy so hard that my fist would tear through her trousers and penetrate her up to my elbow, then if the guy tries to step in I swing that bitch on my fist around and smash him with a dumb fist cunt.
>>675130382
>>675153105
I don't want it to be a next time
>>675152583
>OUT, OUT, OUT!
>OUT OF MY APARTMENT!
Immediately.
>>675137673
>tfw he's actually got one hell of a voice
>>675154727
I really wanted to say just that but I couldn't. The guy lives there now just as much as I do
p.s
I didn't even get started on the beta king things he did, trying to hit on the girls
>>675154401
You need to be actually human to be a beta
>>675155307
do tell
not like we have anything else to do here
>>675154401
R2Dindu is a better file name
>>675155307
Yo more, you have my attention. your Saturday sounds like cancer
>>675156026
zozzle
https://youtu.be/Vw7i43C9epo
>>675154401
The future is doomed.
>>675131708
ultimate cringe
>>675135070
>Dec 24
pls no
>>675155307
>>675156001
>>675156115
ok here we go
>we drink talk and joke, regular party
>the conversations are fucking retarded but whatevs
>they decide to play a game, pointer
>someone says a statement, the others point towards a person if they think the statement is true/will be true
>fat loser decide it's his time to shine
>"Who is most likley to end up in jail?"
>points at himself
>facepalm.png
>he continues
>"this person has taken the most drugs"
>"this person has fucked the most girls"
>"this person has had the harderst life"
>about here I start to realize that I live with a fucking crazy person
>imagine the middle school nerd that was always bullied you probably had in your school
>now all (almost) grown up and pukes out this shit
>a girl asks have many he has slept with
>"hahahahhahahahaha three or four I don't remember..."
>ye right
>he goes on with saying the school years was tough so he had to smoke to find reasons to live
>where does this guy end?
>suddently he talks openly to everyone he is suicidal
>gets the attention he wants
>meanwhile i check for new apartments
more...?
>>675147692
same, nothing better than directly farting on your fingers and then smelling them right after
>>675158277
Go on...
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675158277
Yeah sure why not
>>675134835
>back in the day.
sure, cucklord
>>675157076
Wat?
>>675158487
>>675158737
>by this time there is only three left
>they sit around him, listening to his complete bullshit sob story
>you can hear they all have minds of kids, saying the most dumb shit
>he continues to talk about how bad ass he is, having taking most drugs
>"kind of like.. Tyler Durden"
>no pls
>not only is this guy suicidal, he is also kind of like Tyler Durden
>my mind explodes, never seen this in real life, only in beta threads like this one
>writes everything down on my phone so I can remember every single word later
>"Why would you want to be like him?" the remaining girl asks
>"I don't want to, I just am"
>...
i feel fucking sick writing this
>>675131515
Kek
>>675159984
Did she have pity sex with him or did he just use his tears as lube
>>675134624
i support bernie but this made me kek
>>675131867
judging by the way the reacted at first, she probably liked the guy to an extent. had he played his cards right he probably would have gotten laid in the end
or friendzoned, lol
>>675131867
gawd damn...
>>675148790
>"you're fucking old"
those liberals are disgusting. I want to punch every last one of them.
>>675131991
>>675157076
I GOT REDBULL IN MY CUP
>>675161096
thanks immunity cat
WEIRD KID THINKS HE IS BATMAN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkHWLvNWblM
>>675134521
Yes, Jews should
>>675130382
4 hotties all over him...That's an Alpha, nigger, not a beta regardless on if he's getting beat up or not
>>675152583
Just fuck you OP. Weak ass story. OP is fag
>>675160348
oh this is the best part
>havn't really had time to tell you but this girl is a true attentionwhore
>she actually looks good, so what is she doing with a bunch of shit ugly guys?
>oh right, attention
>she even said at one point "remind me why I hang out wih you guys?" as someone made a nasty statement
>for attention you dumb bitch, stop playin'
>oh well, back to the retarded roomie
>he says things would be better if he had a gf, only then would he care to fix his super messed up life
>she agrees
>"Will you be my gf?" he asks as a joke
>it's clearly not a joke
>"hahahahha nooo I cant you know that. We're friends"
>"aaaaaw nooo" he says, playing dissapointed
>now even the other two guys reacted, most likley they are after this bitch too
>roomie doesn't seem to care there are other people in the room
>he throws himself at her, hugging her at the same time saying
>"are you sure? I am great at hugs and other stuff if you know what I mean"
>she tries to get away, but not pushing him
>after awkward 20 sec he stops and complains "that's not a real hug!"
>then he goes back to being suicidal
>the guys seem to have lost interest and leave
>"Hey *girl name* you coming with us?"
>"Yeah, coming!" like she waited for it
>they thank me and their friend for the night
>"Hope we see you soon!!" they tell me
>i cringe at the thought
>when they have all left my roomie tells me
>"the only difference with me and Tyler is that he at least get pussy"
>i try not to laugh, that was actually funny
>suddenly he acts like nothing has ever happened and wishes me good night and goes to bed
I still havn't decided if my saturday was good or bad
Hey guys check out my stream, im a gamer god
its on twitch and my username is videogamergod22, i love getting sniped
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675158277
Nice dubs, CHECK'D, I see you cont., stories getting better. OP is somewhat fag
>>675159984
sounds like the kind of beta who gazes off into the distance for photos
>>675156026
Had a good chuckle at this. Good one anon
>>675159984
Cont., OP is ever closer to not being a fag
>>675161710
>>675161710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkHWLvNWblM
>>675162589
No, OP is definitely a fag, WEAK ASS STORY BITCH
>>675162589
>"the only difference with me an Tyler is that he at least get pussy"
Fuck I spilled my drink everywhere.
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675162589
take him under your wing OP it will be good for you
>>675163666
Heil my satanic trips you weak pathetic whores!!!
>>675163666
>>675163858
i guess this IS a cringe thread
>>675131515
Tfw have done this.
>>675148790
I don't get it, the faggot with the long hair is the one saying all the bullshit. The guy we see everywhere is just fag in the background
>>675135451
We're the same you and I
Cringe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkHWLvNWblM
>>675163789
was actually thinking about it, but I am not sure I can handle Tyler Durden myself
>>675131867
>"Haven't you already been fucked by just about every other guy in the school?"
Smooth.
>>675155085
Sort of agree......sort of
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675162589
i've decided for you, it was terrible
Roast this guy?
>>675130382
This reminds me of an experience I had in highschool
>be a senior
>during some special school event, all the classes had to gather outside to play some game
>during the game, we had to huddle closely to each other standing on a towel, not falling onto the grass
>I struggle to not fall, crotch bumps into the butt of some freshmen girl
>she turns around looks at me with disgust
>"WHAT THE FUCK DUDE YOUR FUCKING PEDOPHILE"
>All her friends start mocking me that I probably want to fuck all them and that Im a pedo (Which I did)
>For the rest of the year, whenever they saw me in the hallway they would give me some disgusted look
Good times. I jacked off quite a bit to the memory.
>>675138755
what
>>675131991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaQ5jZANSe8
>>675162589
Gangbang the girl with him.
>>675165465
>>675165465
"(Which I did)" shut up dude
>>675135070
Shut up, Navi
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
Jayden Zumari
>>675156026
what autist would rename this away from R2Dindu
>>675166003
LISTEN
>>675131515
oh for fucks sake
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675152583
>>one of the girls is an active feminist
>>oh boy
>>"Hey!, so, before we start off all our little conversations I want us to have a pronoun-round"
gay boring story
>>675165465
>>All her friends start mocking me that I probably want to fuck all them and that Im a pedo
>I will never fuck a group of schoolgirls while they mock me about how sick my mind is
>>675130382
Now, I understand why white guys become sissy fags
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW !
>>675131991
My time is now
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675148388
it's not even fucking coding, it's markup. cringe x10000
>>675137673
Actually sticking with it, the dude does have a really good voice.
Little strange look and presentation.
Lyrics could use an editor.
But not bad at all.
>>675156496
Even if I was a Sanders supporter that shit is cringy as fuck.
>>675166266
>>675166961
kek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkHWLvNWblM
>>675151612
Fucking Kek
>>675131867
fucken christ please tell me its all fake
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675148790
Yeah, i'd be angry too if I was Professor snape's lesbian daughter..
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675142336
nigger-tier pasta
>>675151612
This man singlehandedly proved that trolling is a art
>>675164665
We got some quality memes of him too
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675156026
fucking kek
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675144928
>>675131708
>typical woman
Typical unsocialized faggots. That's why women are disgusted by you.
>>675148790
I fucking hate how the group on the left side are all wearing fake glasses
https://youtu.be/6Raq4tMRFxU
>>675134567
ZOZZ
>>675166003
underrated
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW!
>>675135070
This is me when I'm drunk, on whattsap with two different girls, I know I've been seen.
>>675131867
pity pussy, the elusive unicorn for pitiful pussies
https://youtu.be/sYZfTuea7ts
>>675131991
MY TIME IS NOW
>>675148790
Oh my god, this is really scary. Most of the young generation are libtards like these people (on the left), and they will let real threats into our countries.
>>675130382
asdf
>>675139167
> trips
Fuck off you massive faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzhpVgCfYxI
Here's a compilation that I made.
