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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Before/after thread tiem?
>>675130523
>>675130384
Looks like Maggie's fat older sister from twd.
>>675129207
nice titts, moar?
>>675132667
Can't be. Still alive.
>>675130523
>>675130561
Chick's actually super fucking hot
>>675133277
Know her name?
>>675133451
I think Julia or something she is german there is a whole set about her
>>675129207
Is anyone else sick of fucking tipping? These guttertrash, coattail riding fucks who think they're entitled to extra money for just doing their job? I don't get handed $5 randomly by people (I don't have a job yet but still).
So this happened
>Be last night
>I'm 19
>Gaming with the bros, hardcore League session
>Get hungry
>Ask mom if I can order a pizza
>She does her rant about not ordering too much, tight budget
>Whatever, I'm hungry, Jesus
>Call up a place
>Spend 20 minutes waiting for the pot head on the other line to confirm my order cause I want 3 pizzas all custom and extra toppings, a dozen extra crispy and flaming hot wings, 2 things of Mountain Dew, garlic knots and cheesy fries
>I'm getting annoyed cause he sounds tired, or high. Probably high.
>Finally confirms, order comes to $59.74+tip
>lolnope.webm
>Says it'll be about an hour they're busy
>What
>Hang up irritated
>Go back to League
>Doorbell finally rings
>Yell at mom
>She's in the bathroom
>ffs really
>Have to leave mid-match, answer door
>Nigger, of course
>Greets me, apologizes for the wait, got here as fast as he could
>Yeah, busy cuckolding some white guy, right? Asshole...
>Hand him $60, ask for a quarter back
>Hands me one, confused
>"Enjoy your night!" I say smiling
>Close door, rush back to my game and manage to still win because skills
So yeah 1 hour wait, idiots think I'm gonna tip? Really? Anyone else have pizza or tip stories? I need a good laugh today.
>>675129207
it's called
Dressed/ Undressed
fucking moron
it's not a slimfast commercial
Might also try /s/ too
>>>/s/16565056
>>675133930
and it gets spammed in many threads on /b/ and /s/ and /hc/ time and time again for over 2 years now
>>675134024
One pic is from before they undressed and the next pic is from after. What's so hard about that?
>>675133987
Nigger Detected
>>675134393
I have so many questions
>>675129207
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links! Enjoy!
http://qus.be/tor
>>675129207
fucking hate push up bra's, makes their tits look huge, but when you take off their bras, the tits are like fucking mosquito bite..
>>675134517
answer to all of your questions:
niggers gonna nig
She may be that bit older but still looks pretty ok.
>>675134761
>>675134726
Could you sue for false advertising?
>>675133987
>Ordered pizza
>Came in 20 mins
>Ate the pizza
>>675135088
Her right boob has been mammagrammed too much.
>>675135817
power went out while the boob was in the mammogram meat press.
got stuck there for 2 hrs.
she got a coupon for free mammograms for life
>>675136073
source?
>>675134024
Fucking mint!
>>675136312
>newfag
>>675135088
this makes me want to play drawrider
>>675135723
Obvious porn
>>675136439
hey sorry for not knowing the name of every girl that's posted to b. Still, why not share the source?
Friend's wife
>>675136537
obvious retard is obvious
>>675135528
more spam. in b4 turkish
>>675136716
What's the story behind this pic
>>675136622
not y yer a newfag
lurk moar
or ask yer mom
>>675136899
Friends wife got married, he wasn't fulfilling enough sexually so she got a hitachi.
>>675136899
well one time this chick
then she a vibrator
>>675137001
Who took the pic
>>675136948
well I don't get it then. I did a reverse image search, nothing comes up. Even sliced it in half and searched that way. I figure the foot image in the middle is fucking up the image search.
What is she famous or something?
>>675136899
>gets new vibrator
>wants to tell friends
>???
>posts pic to fb
the newfaggotry is strong in this one
she lost a bet
>>675137477
So she had to suck a tiny cock?
>>675136815
what now?
>>675130384
>>675130523
>>675130561
Dynamite. Any more?
>>675137241
the dog
>>675137222
Got the uncensored one somewhere
ITT: proof that all women are whores
>>675137222
>distinctive tattoo on chest
>takes topless pic
>blurs out face
>???
>white trash
>>675136073
source anyone?
>>675133930
>>675133451
Johanna is her name I think, no last name was ever posted.
>>675137614
So she had to suck some cocks
>>930468
>>930468
>>930468
relevant
>>675137756
>>675137322
>>675136622
>>675136312
>samefag
lurk moar b4 posting, again
or GTFO newfag
>>675137633
picture has been posted 4000 times. someone always says where is she from. someone always says she is turkish. it is a samefag cause question rarely gets asked about any other pics
>>675133347
This shit is false advertising to the truest form.
>>675137711
yeah
>>675138072
reatrded
>>675138131
well she has remarkable tits
>>675129482
Sarah?
19yo, body like this.
>>675137648
>>675138478
disappointing hind
>>675138478
You sure she's 19? That doesn't look like a college.
>>675138524
Longer vid?
>>675138094
>>675137756
>>675136622
>>675136439
>>675136312
Matilda Bow. Managed to google her tattoo text + porn. Thanks for being a dick.
Here's a picture of a prehistoric orangutan to fuck with your picture count and end your thread faster.
>>675137477
source
>>675139245
OC, what do you like about her?
>>675139503
give us full story/more pics
>>675140013
It's a drunken bet, in a friend's house we play blackjack, 2 girl 2 boys. loser takes off clothes. She lost big time, yet she feels a bit insecure about her body. So she offers blowjob instead.
I took both pics, she only founds out about the second one.
>>675140731
whats her name?
>>675140731
Did she swallow or spit?
>>675140857
Why should I tell you?
>>675140967
because in case she's called utari intan, you might not wanna repost this too often lol
>>675140953
She swalows
>>675141114
how do you know her? it's not nice too give her name like that
>>675134517
auntie spreading hur smile
>>675141114
>>675141402
samefag
>>675141402
just reverse search your pic and gain instant access to a bunch of her online profiles
>>675141647
Summer came early
>>675140731
you do realize the pic was taking from video from a lap top right op?? come on now. try harder with your lies
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>675141755
owh shit, shouldn't use her prof pic,
I was already afraid that you know her personally
>>675133987
Wimpy fucking gamer live with mommy cheap assed loser crybaby board is not here. If I was your delivery guy you'd be getting a big shit log on your pizza.
>>675137350
Moar of nerdy girl with big tits pls
>>675135088
Ski jump tit.
>>675134393
Cartman detected.
>>675142403
>falling for this shit
smells like summer came early
>>675142071
anyone care sherlock?
>>675129482
>>675129535
sam griLl?
>>675142851
gorgeous !
>>675129482
>>675143031
english please nigger
>>675143031
First 8 are all the same girl.
Someone post the Britt Wilson pics?
>>675131702
wow
>>675129207
Genuine 10/10 titties on this grill m8.
Face is slight turn-off for me tho so can't fap.
>>675133987
Bait
Try harder
>>675136073
Source PLEASE. Image search doesnt work as it is a collage. I went to eat her hairy asshole
>>675135528
any sauce on this girl? haven't been able to find any myself.
My gf should I post off?
>>675145273
Of course. Those tits need to be unleashed.
>>675145273
duh
>>675145273
What a stupid question
>>675138872
is the one in the middle the orangutan? it's fucking massive, holy shit.
>>675139138
>>675139138
psychodelic
>>675129207
im pretty sure i used to fuck that girl OP
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>675145851
Pretty perky. Why's she need the bra?
>>675145643
I really wish this were true
>>675145851
YES
>>675146047
Cus her nipples show up thru the clothing easy. Plus she doesn't mind wearing a bra. I think they're sexy on her.
>>675146067
Disclaimer. She's a furry. That's the context to this image.
>>675146081
Nah i'm good man ;)
>>675146081
Is she from Florida. .I used to fuck a girl like her a few years back
>>675146053
I know the girl in OPs pics, I know this isn't true. One of those girls who was super shy in college, gets friends who are nerdier than her and now she's the "hot chick" who she can boss around just by teasing with pics. Practically a virgin otherwise. Never fucked any of them.
>>675146485
Yes she is actually ... Maybe you fucked her
>>675146526
>>675146485
Got any pics ?? Post her last initial to confirm
>>675146556
If she is from near celebration then yea I fucked her on porch on night
>>675146744
You fuckin porchmonkey.
>>675133347
wow, what a fucking change
>>675146744
Yeah that's her alright ! Cool ! Got any pics from her ?
>>675133456
anyone know where to get a hold of these full hashemi sets?
>>675140827
moar ?
>>675142614
exactly ahhaha
>>675146744
Above the pool ??
>>675146744
You there anon ??
>>675133395
What the fuq?
>>675134761
Disappointing
>>675146611
Got any MOAR?
>>675152835
Mods!!!
>>675135088
>"Deborah did you remember to bring chips and dip for the party?"
>"Ohh no.. I remembered the dip but forgot the chips on the counter."
>"Oh for Christs sake, looks like we're gonna have to use your tits then."
>>675140029
jesus need more of this slut
>>675152053
>>675140501
MOREEEEE
please
>>675154238
only one i have
>>675153980
kek
>>675155181
hnnng im diamonds
>>675155498
and without the best one
>>675156225
please anon
>>675156314
>>675156225
no??
>>675134341
Mr Bean had a sex-change operation?
>>675156777
ohh yeaa is that outside????
>>675158068
think so
what do you think of her?
>>675158474
niceee got more?
>>675158698
>>675148240
gorgeous
>>675130561
>>675130523
I swear to god that's Milla Jovovich
>>675133539
those are some distorted tits
>>675138524
Holy shit moar!
>>675160000
facial?
>>675160950
Mods!!!!
>>675161347
nope but quads
>>675160950
Kek, fags
>>675131702
anymo?
>>675133082
more?
>>675160000
>>675156777
how do you put a picture with video like that?
>>675162833
Damn she is pretty
>>675129207
>>675163831
4chan premium
>>675160950
holy fuck thats hot
>>675162934
sorry i don't. just a random save
>>675163831
i would like to know as well
>>675163831
used a screen recording then converted to webm
>>675164024
no premium
>>675136073
Turd stained asshole kills it
>>675142658
I don't hate blacks
I hate hippies!
>all out of d/u pics
>>675164552
That looks excessively painful
>>675164700
She's a big guy
>>675135088
>Pretty perky. Why's she need the bra?
Here's the ass. Any Better?
>>675135723
I have that same keyboard.
>>675164946
FOR THEE
>>675164296
here's a poorly just made one
>>675165159
>>675139138
sauce?
>>675136439
who is she? always see her on these threads
>>675165441
Aw Fuck. Moar of this Sweetie PLEASE!
>>675131702
Lovely
>>675137241
Phone
>>675133456
Her face looks fucking hilarious
>>675137477
>I bet my semen taste bad
>>675166347
brittany taylor but goes by something else too
>>675166367
would like moar of her
>>675166347
I have seen her in a college rules vid and maybe one other. So fuckin hot just like this chick I dated after HS
>>675165777
The fuck are those stars supposed to do?
>>675136439
Dat midget bod
>>675165441
casting ?
>>675167251
She is actually not that short compared to other pornstars I have seen her with I guess. She is fucking hot
>>675166389
>>675167563
yup
>>675142050
Gets here sooner every year
>>675167933
casting couch ? link ?
>>675167933
BRCC?
>>675167794
>>675166755
>>675136439
>>675129207
I spent more time trying to figure out what games were in the background than looking at the tits. Am I gay or autistic?
>>675134024
>slimfast
n1
>>675167933
did she take it in the ass?
>>675136073
So much ass hair!!!! NoooooooooOOOOOOOOOoo
>>675168718
don't they all?
>>675165339
Love them pale tits
>>675167933
Lets see her cunt
>>675167794
I mean she's built like a very tall midget
>>675167933
>>675169735
looks like her mugshot on the left
>>675165445
seriously? nobody but me is spilling buckets of cum to this right now? fine. ill stand alone.
this bitch is hot as fuck
>>675170484
what gave you that idea?
>>675165445
more, by the way?
>>675170711
Meh
>>675169625
