Anyone else here like nervous/shy slightly mousy type ladies? They really whet my whistle. Look at her. She's so adorable. I just want to drink tea and eat crumpets with her in between day long sessions of femdom watersports.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgoyURfa_NA
i have fucked her
>>675127845
Sure
>>675127944
YES! I thought I was the only one. Everyone else is all hurdur Mary Jane and I'm like "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NIGGER?! Go after the mousy girl next door, she wants the D so fucking bad she can taste it"
>>675127653
id hit that
>>675128499
They're so adorable I have trouble describing just how wild they drive me. Usually more interesting than the loud obnoxious dolly birds.
>>675127944
Wife material
>>675129671
You've hit the nail on the head, you really have. Girls like that are wife material. Much better than the trollops on here with their floppleberries hanging out looking for as many dicks as they can get. Airheads.
>>675127653
Yeah I know what you mean to a degree.
People like this can kinda inspire me. Especially today. Whatever side we're on, we all have our opinions, we're mad at everything or we're edgy as fuck.
Then there's these people. Just calm, fucking around with little plants, sharing a bit of knowledge about it, found something minimalist that makes them happy, minding their own business.
Sometimes I think they're the only actually sane people left.
>>675129944
>trollops
>floppleberries
>airheads
kek
>>675127653
her voice sounds like salad fingers
>>675130370
>Sometimes I think they're the only actually sane people left.
I admire these people. Being creative and living a slower pace of life. Not with their heads stuck staring at a smartphone all day long. The average woman today would probably belittle her, call her boring or some such. But she is way more interesting than the oafplods who keep up with the Kardashians and think Manual Labour was a Spanish tennis player.
>>675127653
she looks like a person, who would get dazzled by car and become numb, or had a heart attack if heard some loud noise
Yes I do. Very much so.
Yes.
>>675127944
YES
>>675127653
This is your type of movie then anon
>>675131626
If Toby Maguire wasn't such a faggot, he would have stayed indoors and pound her wistful little quimpurse all week long, until she was filled with webjuice
>>675128499
You should really read the Punisher books with Joan the Mouse in it. Loved her character, because she's so mousy yet at the same time always helps him out during his killing sprees because bad guys "scare" her.
These are the type of girls you bring home to your mother. Well not in my case, because my mother was murdered by my uncle with a lump hammer.
The idea of a decent, down-to-earth, kind, non-materialistic, faithful little shy wife. Who wouldn't want that? She is the type of woman who apologises to a spider before she puts it outside
>>675131813
Not OP but unsure if I agree with it.
She seems mousy at first sight, but is pretty psycho and intrusive at the same time. Mousy people don't exactly sleep around, break into apartments, or suddenly drag around blind people without their consent. They keep to themselves a lot, while Amelie seemed to have little problem with barging into people's lives when nothing is at stake.
>>675132136
>because my mother was murdered by my uncle with a lump hammer.
Holy shit that escalated quickly. Seriously?
>>675132358
I get this part, just not the mousy bit. Rather have a slightly chubby qt for a down-to-earth, faithful shy wife. And I do.
OP here.
Anyone who likes these type of women, watch this. HHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwEKd6DovzY
>>675132621
Nah I was joking. It was a hunting knife.
>>675131895
>Much better than the trollops on here with their floppleberries hanging out
>>675131895
>pound her wistful little quimpurse
It's like Lewis Carroll wrote this thread.
>>675133036
Come to think of it, pic is kinda related to this thread.
>>675127653
>I'm so glad you enjoy my videos and super glad that they help you to relax :) I hope your foot is better tooThat comment of her
Yeah she's sweet.
>>675133886
She does a little nervous breath between each sentence
>>675131813
she was too much of a slut
>>675134222
>fucks two guys in her lifetime
>slut
>>675133886
This.
>Thank you, It was the only thing I brought at the show. I must have missed you too, although I was too busy cuddling the little chicks to notice anyone :)
10/10 would wife.
>>675127653
I loved to dominate girls like that in bed. Funny part is most of them love the shit
>>675134509
slut is a state of mind, my brother
>>675134559
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I have someone like this on facebook. She runs a flower shop, which is fucking great.
>>675134559
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDFvcTImI7O/
Can she get any cuter! The thought of her pottering away on her little allotment! The cuteness gives my heart an erection!
Yeah i'm chatting it up with a girl just like that
She says she has aspergers and is a bit prude which is a turn off but on the other hand she's a ginger and cute as fuck
What do you /b/ros think?
Yes, she's legal
pic related
>>675127653
I'm worried that if you make this thread too often, she'll be crowned queen of /b/ and it would terrify her.
>>675127653
Betcha $100 she doesn't shave anywhere belong the neck.
have fun with your sasquatch
I would call in to her little allotment every day and bring her little seedlings and try to make her cups of tea. She would laugh politely at my little jokes. I would even be quite naughty and say that I came around to look at her great tits, and it would take her a few seconds of being nervous before I would remind her she had several Great Tits feeding at the bird feeding table!
Over time I would come over more often and try to bring little romantic gifts and she would always be nice until one day I would call and she would not be there and I would realise that I was making her uncomfortable and she moved away so I would do my best to track down her suppliers and try to find the address of her new allotment but when I find her she would call the police because she is terrified of me and how could she do this to me how could she betray me the bitch she is just like all the same i will slit her throat for the way she humiliated me
>>675135567
Here's a bombshell: I love public hair. You've just convinced me that she is to be my wife, either forcibly or willingly the ball is in her court.
>>675133303
I looked up some pictures after I read this post. I drank a little and laughed really really hard when I saw this. Can a bro confirm if it's really that funny or is it the drink?
>>675135363
When you crack a prude tho.
They just want to try everything it's gr8.
>>675127653
If only that girl wasn't so FUCKING UGLY. then sure.
>>675135567
>caring about pubic hair
pedophile detected
>>675135363
>come over more often and try to bring little romantic gifts and she would always be nice until one day I would call and she would not be there and I would realise that I was making her uncomfortable and she moved away so I would do my best to track down her suppliers and try to find the address of her new allotment but when I find her she would call the police because she is terrified of me and how could she do this to me how could she betray me the bitch she is just like all the same i will slit her t
She is cute. Go for it. Prudish girls become willing to try things once you break down that wall of trust and then she becomes very attached to you, less likely to stray for a guy that looks like Gary Busey (don't ask)
>>675131971
>>675135363
Fuck her ass till she bleeds
>>675136207
Come fight me
>>675136057
How does one go about cracking a prude without coming across as pushy/rapey
>>675136436
chloroform
>>675136306
Is this a potential future you're predicting, or your life story? either way solid advice, thanks anon
>>675136386
>>675136057
>>675136436
why would you want to crack a prude?
you finally find a girl that isnt a slut and then you just try to make her a slut
>>675127653
>lovely
>push it down
>slide it off
>oooh
>it's a bit tight
>and then you have it pop
>>675136679
Well I have experience of 1 longterm relationship with a similar type of girl, and in time the sexual side of it was more varied and fulfilling than with any other woman in my relatively limited experience. You kind of help her through a journey of becoming interested in sex and trying new things.
>>675127653
>Anyone else here like nervous/shy slightly mousy type ladies?
yes
>They really whet my whistle.
yes!
>Look at her.
Yes i am
>She's so adorable.
Yes she is
>I just want to drink tea
YES
>and eat crumpets
Don't kno wtf that is, but YES
>with her
OMG YES!!!
>in between day long sessions of femdom watersports.
wut?
god dammit /b/ wtf is wrong with you? you sick weirdo fucks.
>>675136793
Slut is more to do with the amount of partners and straying for sex.
What is better than a wildly sexual wife devoted to you and only you. But who looks after you too, a traditional homemaker but who also can make your peepee harder than Oprah's childhood.
>>675137202
>>in between day long sessions of femdom watersports.
I regret that part now. I was just trying to fit in here. I want to be cool like the rest of the people on Four Chan.
>>675137424
You mean four channel
>>675137202
Maybe he meant waterpolo.
>>675137202
kek
>>675135363
>>675135363
>>675136057
>>675136306
Thanks /b/ros I'm really hoping this can be something
She's actually pretty fucking adorable and funny but also clumsy
>>675137255
i guess i disagree and think that a slut is anyone that isnt a prude.
and i would much rather have a wife that is devoted and also prudish
>>675136436
You just do the usual romantic stuff until it comes to dating, then when you get to the normal boring vanilla sex get a little bondage into the mix, take the control from her so you push her boundaries. A lot of a prude girls no's come from the fact they're scared or unwilling to try things, it can also be down to embarrassment or other such anxieties. Letting as girl know you're totally into her and pushing her limits a little at the time and taking the control from her means she can't feel guilty about it. Comfort her afterwards and eventually she'll basically do anything you want to try.
>>675136793
It's about broadening their sexual horizons not making them have sex with lots of people.
>>675136026
Can someone please say if this picture is funny.
>>675136026
>>675138765
It's like 7 funny
>>675138765
Yes
>>675139060
>>675139230
Thanks. It was really important for me.
>>675138765
Really funny.
For a while but after you get past the meek surface, most of them are passive aggressive as fuck that will poison your food and stab you in your sleep.
>>675140150
story time?
>>675140150
Sounds like a good horror movie premise tbh.
