Hello everyone, say hi to my butt
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hello everyone, say hi to my butt
It looks weird, almost like a pussy...
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>>675121090
My butthole says "its not big like a pussy"
>>675121377
Ok, now it makes more sense, thanks
>>675121377
Goatsee go away
>>675121090
hot
>>675121090
literal pussy ass bitch
>>675122049
kek
>>675121377
Looks like you love getting fucked by horses
>>675121377
more ?
Hawt
>>675121090
>>675121377
How do you shit?
Does shit just tumble out of that thing or does your rectum reach down and gently place the shit in the bowl?
fukkin fags,
mr.OP please give up a timestamp
>>675121377
What the fuck
How many horse cocks have you fucked? How many arms can you fit, can we get a measurement? Do you enjoy sitting on tree trunks? Are you a lumberjack by day but stuff em up your ass at night? Are you incontinent? Can you hold back the great flood of shit after Mexican night? Is your dam sturdy enough for the job?
>>675121090
assgina
>>675122748
>How do you shit?
Effortlessly.
OP here. I suck old men's cocks for a living and originally gave Freddie Mercury AIDS.
>>675121090
Looks like op was playing ping pong in ding dang.
>>675121377
10/10 fuckable
>>675121377
MOAR
>>675121377
Are you that Nicolas Cage dude?
Fucking train wreck. Can't stop looking. Your asshole is morbidly fucked up.
>>675121377
The dangers of large insertions. This should be shown to kids at schools.
PROLAPSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DRkZLl1CUT9s&has_verified=1
I'm pretty sure you're going to die from a fucked up asshole. That cannot be good for your health.
>>675126505
He will probably need a colostomy bag
>>675121090
>>675121377
Should oversized dildoes have warnings telling people about the risk of loosing their asscrack if using them?
Posting in epic bread
>>675126995
Goatse a doctor
>>675126995
WHAT THE HELL MAN?
>>675122049
>>675126995
In the name of the lord what the diddling dadlling doo is that
WHY DID GOD ABANDON US?
>>675126995
>>675127163
i kek'd
I bet it smells horrible.
OP, how much toilet paper do youuse on average a week?
How often do you guys think OP's asshole bleeds?
>>675121090
>after all those hentai mangas the Japanese have finally succeeded at memeing ass-pussy into the real world
Oh god...
>>675127732
Not much anymore
>>675127648
his ass just devours an entire roll and he's set for a week
>>675127777
checked
Reminds me of hamburger helper.
>>675121090
Confirmed for aliyum
>>675127777
Damn even got quads
dafuq
>>675121377
>>675122800
haha yea seriously what the fuck
those jacob cohen jeans tho
>>675127946
looks like a dolphin
This is so fucking disgusting. I bet everything is disgusting about you. I bet your hands smell like sweaty ass 24/7. I bet you parents already know you have dragon dildo in your room, but they've just given up on you cause you've been a bag of shit the whole life.
an her yourself fucking faggot.
>>675126995
S T O P
T
O
P
>>675127648
OP uses a bed sheet to wipe
>>675127946
Thumbnail looks like an aerial view of a dolphin breaking the water's surface.
>>675126995
>>675126995
Welp.
i am literally sick to my stomach after all of those pics
>>675127946
is that a dolphin?
>>675128105
I thought the same!
>>675128127
This dude is like 50. Look at the hands, not his asshole you faggot.
This thread
does your doctor ask you wtf is up with your anus?
>>675121090
>>675121377
>>675126664
>>675126929
>>675126995
There's no return from this, OP.
>>675122049
>>675121377
you are a disgusting motherfucker. I'd like to grab you by the ears and puke right in your face
I bet if you push hard enough OP you can sqeeze out all your guts. Deliver faggot
>>675127946
The alien dude from mass effect 2
>>675121377
nice
I'm on the toilet taking a shit and I see this thread. Oh god I know how this mans arse feels.
I've seen some shit.
>>675126995
>>675127946
>>675121090
legit question. do you have any problems when you go to the bathroom?
I literally can't even right now. This turned me into a teenage girl. Are you worried about your heart or liver falling out of that horrid dick canyon?
>mfw you have to go back.
>>675126401
it was about time for my daily viewing anyways
>>675128830
Problem is holding it in
>>675128592
Rolling for this
>>675126995
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>>675121090
How the fuck do you wipe? How do people react when they see it irl?
legit question. do you have any problems when you don't want to go to the bathroom?
>>675126995
the bright side--> that is really economy on shitting time, you just shove in your hand and take out the turd
OP HERE. You faggots wanted a face pic.
You don't have a butt anymore OP. You just have one gigantic hole where your butt used to be. If you sit on a chair your asshole consumes it whole.
Honestly it's like you have a black hole where your butt used to be. Whatever you walk past your asshole winks out of existence.
You're a danger to society and should be shot on site.
>>675126995
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>675128592
>>675129027
Rolling for this!
trips and OP sqeeze as hard as you can
>>675129299
That might actually be useful...
you would have it made if you ever end up in prison OP
faggot
sweet jesus
God damn. That's enough Internet for today.
Isn't anyone going to talk about that hole right next to his asshole ?
I hate life
>>675126995
>>675121090
Fuck off nick cage
>>675129173
That's his secret. He's always shitting.
>>675129590
everyone has that dent in their back. You just made yourself look stupid
8/8 thread
You're literally shitting your intestines out, faggot. Enjoy all the medical implications that come along with it.
>>675127946
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lolwut
>>675121377
>>675126995
no, just fucking no!
>>675128591
Amen!
>>675122353
wtf anon
>>675128591
I'd grab him by hips and shove my dick up his butt.
>>675129999
When quads disagree with you, you have to kill yourself
>>675130297
"like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
>>675130297
You might be gay
come back op, we need answers.
how old are you?
people is disgusted by your ass irl?
do you have incontinence?
what happens if you have diarrhea?
have you seen a doctor about that?
>>675130427
I think it might be a bit more serious.
OP ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL
>>675130427
i doubt anyone could be attracted to that. anon is an absolute degenerate
>>675121090
so this is what boipussy looks like..
Obviously pumped, the people in this thread know nothing about anuses.
>>675127946
Oh shit, an advisor! Gordon get outta here!
>>675126995
GOATSE 2016
>>675126929
Who is taking these pictures for you?
>>675130818
Sorry we're not assologists.
>>675130308
Wait what?
>>675130749
tell us more about your experience with abnormal anuses
is that a flesh-light??
OP i wanna stroke the outer rim of that whole, as i kiss every inch of it
i want to see you slowly shit out a monster as it gapes open
i wanna feel that veiny butthole around my dick as i pound the shit out of it
i wanna stick my tongue inside it and lick the shit out for you
>>675121090
TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER
>>675131037
>outer rim of that whole
>whole
>Hey babe, looking for a good time?
Is it rekt?
>>675121377
It looks like you have a second butthole above your butthole.
How in the fuck do u live with urself OP??? How in the devil's name r u even remotely "proud" of that fat, pimpled up, blown out ass....u r what's wrong with the human race...please do us all a favor and an hero by strangling urself with ur blown out rectum...I'm sure there's plenty of it available
Jinzo has arrived
>>675130749
Well I know you're not supposed to see half the length of the intestine when you spread your cheeks.
>>675121090
Id love to see the face of the doctor whos gotta give you a prostate check up
>>675130941
>what is google
Seriously, just look it up. The anus cannot be permanently stretched out or swollen. There's no such thing as fecal incontinence due to too much anal, and OP's ass is obviously pumped.
source: I watch a metric fuckton of anal porn
Ayyy la mierda so fucking ugly i started to talk speañol hijo de puta
what watch you wearing? looks like a rolex submariner from the bracelet
>>675131211
how old are you?
people is disgusted by your ass irl?
do you have incontinence?
what happens if you have diarrhea?
have you seen a doctor about that?
>>675131367
It goes back to normie
>>675131040
>>675131037
>>675121090
>>675121377
>>675126664
>>675126929
>>675126995
>>675131211
OP, "rekt" doesn't even begin to describe it.
hey this shit was posted in a best of 4chan thread earlier...i recognize your door. Nicholas Cage is back!
>>675131460
>people disgusted by ur ass irl?
Implying OP actually leaves the basement, kek!
>>675131497
that isn't normal op
>>675131330
i think something is a bit wrong with your beef wellington
>>675131497
No it doesn't
>>675131497
you've been sticking to bigger things in your pooper for your poopers own good
dude i just wanna puke sorry man, i've seen some shit here and irl but that's fucking degenerate
>>675122049
Underrated post
see here for instructions on how OP achieves such feats of anal acrobatics.
xvideos -> /video11079815/pumping_anus_and_extreme_anal_in_crotchless_panties
>>675131367
those pics were taken on two different moments at least, OP's ass is really fucked up anon
>>675121377
Who took the picture?
>>675131497
>goes back to normal
>normal
OP, your ass is nowhere near normal anymore
Everyday we get further from gods light
>>675122748
fuckin kek'd
>>675131330
The asshole looks like that junji ito manga with man shaped holes in the cliff, just flip the image.
This has to stop.
And just like that, /b/ became good for just a few minutes.
And for once, OP was not a faggot.
Although you are a massive fucking faggot OP, I admire your pink sock. It's pretty well done and it really couldn't have been easy.
>>675126995
I recognize that poophole.
Someone post Nic Cage's ass falling out!
>>675132411
so that's where the holes ended
>>675132671
>>675131645
shut up faggot
>>675122748
kek
Kill yourself, please, op you disgusting freak
>>675126929
put that thing inside op. for science
>>675132654
No, no it doesn't. OP has gone to the effort, just for us, to make his arse hole fallout. Now sit back and admire this mad bastards effort.
OP if your still with us, we have seen a snaek eat a dog, but we have never seen a human consume a dog through his anus.
Prove to us your years of tireless anus training sessions were not in vein.
>>675122049
Cheeky bastard
>>675128612
Oh, hello human
>>675131211
mfw
posting in legendary thread
>>675122748
zozzle'd my rozzle
>>675122049
#rekt
you literal pussy ass bitch i ain't fuckin witchoooooooooo
oh lawd
>>675133337
>>675121377
>>675126664
>>675126929
>>675126995
Was it really worth it op
>>675131211
OP FUCKING STOP JESUS
>>675133315
I'm convinced is totally possible to put a dog up there, an small one, but a dog none the less
>>675131330
someone kill me I can't take this thread anymore
>>675127777
Quadwreckage.kek
Right, some big cock fag destroyed your ass. It got medical surgery, and now its not an ass anymore.. Its just the evidence of to much ass pounding.
You my friend, is destroyed.. Good luck taking a shit. Fucking disgusting piece of shit fag.
>>675126995
What. The. Fuck
Turned me straight,thanks
Post a webm where you are masturbaring with that giga dildo.
>>675126664
Who is taking these pictures?
>>675131497
It sure does! Thanks for all the swell pics ^-^
>>675134664
a camera on a stand
Cmon man, why tf did you this
Human curiosity always gotta curve sanity
>>675134664
Ever heard of a webcam?
>>675131211
omg beyond repair
>>675131037
My save folder. Fuck you /b/
where's the tiestap?
>>675134957
>>675121377
nic cage?
>>675134991
and sorry about the spelling guys the m key on keyboard is broken
>>675121377
can you hold your shit in that or you have to wear diapers?
>>675134991
no thanks. the fact that that thing is real is disturbing enough
HOW DO YOU FART
FLFLLFLFPPFPLFPFLPFLFPLPFLFFLFLLFLFPLFP
>>675131203
>>675129323
this upside down is pretty much bernie
Imagine the phlegm in the back of your throat is hot ass sauce from this guys shit canyon
>>675122635
Oh, Georgie.
>>675131037
I think something might be living up there.
>>675121090
>>675135314
Shut the fuck up
>>675131422
callate perrroooo
>>675131211
>pic related
Your asshole
>>675135061
Post the bottom right picture pls
>>675135061
C:\desktop\lifegoals
>>675121090
I think
this is where the term "pussy ass bitch" comes from
I always thought it was something stupid niggers wrote to each other instead of "coward"
it's real
This is my first time on /b/ in weeks. I'm gonna go back to forgetting about this board.
>>675135732
Fuck you man
>>675135884
Never seen a pussy that torn up tbh, fam
I'm sitting here on my lunch break looking at this man's asshole.. what has my life come to...
>>675135732
he gets excited by torn off anus bcuase a horse fuck him while he was young.
Pinche marica peruano flaite sapo
"perrooo" solo hay unos cuantos paises sudamericanos que usan perro como ofensa
>>675135732
the fact that this grill can take a bottle and her ass looks fine makes me wonder how much punishment has op's ass taken
OP IS THE GIGAFAGGOT
>>675135314
Stop posting, anytime
>>675121377
Video?
>>675136406
shopped
>>675130308
pretty good animation shop
>>675135940
No, no, no, we've missed you. Have a seat next to the cuck dreaming about bbc. We have plenty to talk about. I'll order you a steaming Mason jar of year old cum. Welcome back, anon
>>675121090
What a gigantic asshole op is
>>675136693
Actually lol'd
>>675133162
>>675121090
Op your ass looks like a stretched out plastic bag. Fucking you is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
>Pic related OP
>>675136915
Hahahahahahaha
>>675136915
It looks like pork rinds
>>675136915
>>675136915
This is the new banana. All ylyl threads will suffer
>>675127163
I like you
>>675136915
Op needs jesus
>>675123182
You fucking suck for Killing Freddie Mercury, You could have told him...You could have told...Hiiimmmm!!!
>>675136915
Mr. Big Hole is right.
>>675136915
so that's what happened to your ass...
This is why we need Donald Trump
why
>>675136406
it's called a pump
>>675137396
No, no OP got vaccinated
DUDE, NO...
>>675121090
Are you the same faggot that shoved a fire extinguisher up your ass a few years back on JOOWZ live stream?
>>675136915
i would fuck you OP
For fear of these photos flooding /b/, i am going away from this board immediately for an indefinite period of time
Godspeed anons
>>675136915
oh, it fits
>>675127163
hittin it
>>675129544
>>675137691
Are you the faggot that keeps looking for pics and vids of guys shoving shit in their ass?
>>675136915
POST
YOURSELF
SHITTING
eat something right now
>>675137793
Are you really suprised it does?
I have heard rumors about people like him but I never belived them....
I never did until I saw it with my own eyes...death awaits us all
>>675137942
Everything fits. Never has to worry about checking a bag at the airport
>>675136915
Used to shove things in my ass, and stopped so I wouldn't be like you.
I'm so glad.
WTF OP
>>675137918
This. I'll need a webm
>>675132146
underrated post
>this whole thread
>>675121090
>>675121377
what is this
I can't swallow my own spit right now
>>675138690
Pls man ;-; just stop pls
>>675138690
Jesus dude. Christ.
>>675138690
When you die the undertakers are going to need therapy
>>675137909
Maybe i am problem with that banana boy
>>675138690
shove that can thing in your ass now. you can do it. i believe in you
>>675136915
OH SHIT
Hmu fam
>>675138690
Please shit now. Do like matchbox cars, "lost"remote controls, and toilet brushes fall out? What are you hiding from us you broken minx?
>>675138690
????
>>675138690
I feel like this guy is thought to be a totally normal person by friends and family. Instead he has a disgusting gaping asshole.
>>675126929
>>675138690
When's the last time you had sex or were in a long term relationship ?
Do you date men ?
Have you ever gone to the doctor / hospital about your ass?
im so shocked
>>675139078
I'm in this thread with you so........probably not
>>675131497
https://youtu.be/RkZLl1CUT9s
This is relevant. Also, that is not "normal".
>>675126929
>>675126995
how is this biologically possible
>>675129162
I know how I'd react.... by getting hard and fucking him silly
Hey OP, I LOVE this stuff and am training my asshole to be like yours myself.
None of these fucking plebs will ever understand the excruciating pleasure of having your hole stretched wider and wider and wider, it's legitimately the most mind-blowing feeling.
Keep up the good work man!
