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looking for a soulmate. if you are from near berlin in germany

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looking for a soulmate. if you are from near berlin in germany and female please talk to me in this thread.
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>>675115086
Good luck, /b/rother
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>>675115086
Brudi was da los Brüder
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>>675115086

I'm not in Berlin now because of school, but I live there.
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>>675115427
are you female? how old? native german?
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>>675115527

23, and I was born in Ireland but lived in Germany most of my life.

Yes, I am a female.
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>>675115799
are you looking for a friend? i never had a gf and i want to give someone my full attention. i am a nice guy and have my own place. im 21.
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>>675115086
Es gibt keine Hoffnung, keinen Seelenverwandten, keine Liebe für dich. Hier ist /b/ und wenn du hier bist, bist du innerlich tot. Deine Seelenverwandte muss also auch innerlich tot sein. Das Herz einer Toten erwärmen... nimmermehr bekommst du deine Lenore und schon gar nicht zurück.
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mach dir lieber nicht zuviele Hoffnungen. aber viel Glück
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>>675116053

When I come back from uni I'd definitely consider it.
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>>675116053
>m'lady, I'm a nice guy
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>>675115086

wishing you luck /b/rother
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>>675116348
do you have skype or anything?
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CATFISH THREAD IS A GO
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>>675116444
checked
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>>675116444

No. Well yeah but unless I got to know you better I don't think I'll give it to ya.

I have Kik if you have that?
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>>675115086
Paris, France.
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>>675116610
How do you think you can start a relationship with such deep trust issues?
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rape
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Dikka, ruf an

>>>030 390 63–70
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>>675116610
i have no smartphone atm coz it broke. what do we do?
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wewlad
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>>675116843
How is not wanting to video chat with a complete stranger a trust issue?
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Millhouse is meme if dubs
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>>675116843

So it's a good idea to just give out all my personal information on /b/?
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>>675117000

Welp, I don't know then.
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>>675117058
I don't see the harm in it tbh
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gtfo my /b/
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>>675117058

just use a 555 phone number like they do on TV, that way it's not your real phone number but it will still get to you
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b& v& underage b8
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würde es sein lassen. Menschen sind Abschaum. aber viel Glück
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>>675117168
damn. that sucks. maybe a throwaway email? haha
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ITT a beta faggot gets rejected by a beta bitch

thx for the laugh OP you sad piece of shit
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this is hilarious
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Deutsch arschloch
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pimmel in dein arsch strichjunge
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>>675117410
/thread
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Hitler literally did nothing wrong.
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>>675115086
>"Oh, anon, how did you two meet?
> "le 4chan kekekekekek"
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>>675117670
obviously you would lie about it
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>>675117753
go choke on a BBC
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u wot m8?
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>>675117835

We met at a trump rally
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>>675117860
Hi, I'm new here. What's a BBC?
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fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
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smash head on keyboard post results go

yt6trert6y78i9ol;
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>>675116348
score! gj anon tard fag
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>>675117370

If you ever get a new smartphone. By the end of this semester preferably. Hmu on Kik.

BmkGa
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>>675117968
it's what your mother craves after having lived with a beta faggot for two decades
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>>675118244
ok i will. thanks.
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>>675117968
It stands for British Broadcasting Corporation
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>>675118369
This is fucking beautiful.
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>>675118369

Did you write it down. If not fucking do it.
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I didn't come here for a fucking cringe thread
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>>675118550
ok i wrote it down. i can have a new phone in 2-3 weeks. maybe sooner.
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>>675117968
The British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) is the public service broadcaster of the United Kingdom, headquartered at Broadcasting House in London. The BBC is the world's oldest national broadcasting organisation and the largest broadcaster in the world by number of employees, with over 20,950 staff in total, of whom 16,672 are in public sector broadcasting; including part-time, flexible as well as fixed contract staff, the total number is 35,402.

Visit link for more information:
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>>675117835
And you'd live with that shame bottled up inside you knowing what you know
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>>675118552

You came in a thread like this not fully expecting cringe?

Fucking reject.
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>>675118244

Is that your Kik?
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>>675118777
Holy fuck, two trips in one thread. Keep this girl op
btw tits or gtfo
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>>675118889
Off by one
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>>675118889
and you almost had quads! this is an omen!
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muss mein bett überziehen und hab grad null bock, motiviert mich mal
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This thread makes me sad. :<
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>>675118851

Yeah, BmkGa

Anyone can Kik me if they want, but I block idiots and it doesn't bother me to do so.

Take it or leave it, I need to go record some stuff.
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>>675119073
at least you're not OP
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motiviert mich!
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>>675119249
wie wärs mit suizidieren
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>>675119249
Schrei ganz laut sieg heil aus dem fenster. Hoffe das sollte genug motivation bringen
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>>675119689
könnt mich am bettlaken erhängen
>>675119766
ja ne, lass ma, dubletten hin oder her
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>>675118805

Thanks, man. That explains everything.
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