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g'morning b, hope you slept well. tell me why you will not

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g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
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>>675097565
Me on the right
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>>675097705
did you have a good time ?
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>>675097565
Because if i was really that unhappy with life i would change it, not end it
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>>675097565
Because my family and friends are counting on me to do my best in life. Even though Iive a wonderful life, I still feel as though I am unhappy and never will be. I am known by many in my community as very successful and intelligent, but I have horrid thoughts that lead me into thinking I will never be truly happy.
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>>675097565
Because I am going to good will and hopefully buying a bill Murray portrait
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>>675098231
that's a good philosophy.
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Cuz sex drugs and food will 100% always be better than suicide
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>>675099036
true da.
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>>675098949
name?
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Dark Souls 3 comes out in 3 weeks.
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>>675099693
little caprice wtf
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I got work today...
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Because I get free education, have a job in a large multinational company, get paid to study, have my own apartment and live with my gf. I'm 21 years old.

I love living in Denmark.
Feel the Bern
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>>675100050
isn't that game like crazy hard.
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better call saul
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>>675097565

Cause I still have hope bud. Until that runs...
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No, you twat.
I AM going to kill myself today. You got it all wrong.
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>>675097565
Your gif related. Gotta fuck the life out of this one chick that's unhappy with her bf of 1 year. Says she ain't in love with him, so I'm gonna fuck her senseless when I get her alone soon. I might kill myself after, haven't decided yet but if I do, I'll be sure to livestream. I know what the bitches like, bitches love a livestream.
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>>675100939
i think your lying.
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>>675097565
because I already shot myself and lived, so the police took my gun away
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>>675100816
Sauce ??
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>>675098649
You won't. Truly intelligent people are very lonely. You're talking to chimps.
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>>675097565

because it's easier to slowly waste away, numbing myself by beating off and eating ramen all day
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cuz' im doing that later this evening
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>>675101146
Might be, could be. Where there's a bridge, there's a way.
>pic related.
Looks like it's destiny.
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>>675097565
Is it the same autistic that posts this everyday?
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>>675100935
I still have bud, hope. Once that's gone though...
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>>675101705
probably so.
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>>675097565
Unhappy life is better than literal nothingness.
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>>675097565
Because I wanna finish season 3 of House of Cards
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>>675101705
If your looking for a laugh research the buzz feed dudes connection to 4chan. These threads fall in the same vein of constant posting along with the cuck and BBC threads
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>>675102021
you have a point.
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If we killed ourselves you wouldn't have anyone to post in your shitty thread
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I'VE STILL GOTTA FINISH MY FUCKING BACKLOG GODAMMIT
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I'm waiting til I can have sex again
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Because i have fuck loads of money.
Lots of friends.
Fuck lots of bitches.

But then again this only happens when I'm dreaming. So idk
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>>675097565
need to watch all the anime, play all games, bench 150kg's and run 3200m on 12minutes
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got a small party at my place today, wouldn't want to leave that out
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>>675100741
sounds boring as fuck but good luck.
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Why do people keep making this thread every fucking day?
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>>675102655
how long has it been?
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>>675103574
i don't know.
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>>675097565
I need sauce on this shit!
Also, I'm alive because my life is fucking cash.
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Thinking about it
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>>675097565
Because I'm going to see the 1975 tomorrow!
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>>675104176
don't do it.
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I still have lots of weed to smoke lol
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>>675097565
Omg sauce please
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>>675097565
im happy with my life, sure there is room for improvement, but im already working on that also what do you guys think comes after death? i think that there will be nothing.
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>>675097565
I need to try college(pharmaceutical sciences - inferior shit degree here, but gotta try) wich the result will be released tomorrow, plus i need to get my european passport to try Europe(Ireland, Germany(Bonn), nordic countries). If i get 22 - 19 now - with no stuff, like a hopeless faggot, sure i will be an hiro; but not today
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>>675097565

>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

It's half price night at the bathhouse tonight and I'm planning on going and sucking off between 5 and 10 guys, like I do every monday night. I'm not going home until I'm completely drenched in sweet delicious cum.
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>>675106600
wow. ok.
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