WHO WILL WIN
200 old men
does the dogger count?
rhino
>>675095779
Do the old men come with dogs and walking sticks?
>>675095779
If old men all attack at the same time, they will win just due to sheer numbers.
I mean, that's a lot of rhinos
>>675096028
Do you know how fucking op a rhino is
At least 6 opm
200 old white men? Surely they'll build some sort of wall around the rhino and eventually starve it to death.
>>675096028
a rhino can plow through old men all day long
>>675096315
top kek
>>675096336
Phrasing.
>>675095779
Assuming that none of the old men had any weapons other than a cane, and taking dogger out of the equation, the rhino would easily win. It could crush a crowd of them with one run.
Theres not much they could do to the rhino with just their hands and canes. The things skin is like leather. This is sending 200 sloths against a tank.
>>675095779
do the old man also have the doggo?
>>675095779
the wheel barrow
>>675096315
You know thats fucking smart. What if that was a tactic used by our great ancestors to kill larger slow moving prey while they slept.
>>675096336
and old men can plow a rhino all day
>>675095779
The dino
>>675095906
I would also like to know this
>>675096638
You're retarded
>>675096744
White men come with dogs and canes, fucking quality ones at that
>>675095779
I'm not sure if 200 old men all forming a big pile ontop of the rhino is enough to stop it from moving. But if it is the old man should win just by laying on it and stopping it from eating
>>675095779
Old men with sticks?
1000 us marines < 1 stick
200000 us marines < 200 sticks
200 sticks < 200 old men with sticks
200000 marines < 200 old men with sticks
get fucked rhino
Do the geezers have time to plan their attack?
>>675096638
What the fuck is the point starving an animal.
If all the meat and fat layers will be gone
Old men have the wisdom of time. 200 old white men can fucking brainstorm a way to kill 1 bitch ass rhino. Some of those guys were at Normandy faggots, have some respect
Old white men are tool makers and users. They do not exist out of context. Their context includes making war and making the most effective weapons on the planet.
Old white men have killed billions of creatures and tens of millions of humans. Depending on your cutoff age and man source there are many very fit old white men.
>>675097400
Dubs don't lie faggot
1 Old Timer that was on the ground in WW2... Rino get's destroyed.
Soldiers today are not even close to what those guys did and went thru. Those single incidents we see on the news... just another day for the old guys :)
Obviously the old men, the rhino can only take so many strikes from a wooden cane.
>>675095779
If they had a gameplan and a couple hours with me coaching them.
>Team huddle
>Get men to take their shoes off and remove laces
>Intertwine the laces 40 at a time which would be about 10 shoelaces long, approx 4-5 metres
>Use their jackets tied together to form a blanket with 200 shoes around the edges to weigh it down to stop it blowing around
>Sharpen sticks by scraping on the floor
Gametime
>Rhino charges, get blanket brigade to throw it over Rhino, lose 20 men in the process
>Wait for rhino to stop spazzing, tie the blanket on with shoestring, lose 30 men but get there eventually or
>Trip the rhino with the shoestring rope, it will be off centre and unexpecting as its covered, lose 20 men
>Get stick squadron to stab it in the throat, eyes and up the asshole simultaneously.
>>675096638
Yeah. ..smart. ...wait a month for your prey to due from starvation, them realize it lost all that juicy meat to starvation. Brilliant
Is the rhino being piloted by Ace ventura? That will factor into my choice.
Chuck Norris is an old man... so is Keanu reeves... Old men win easy
>>675098361
kek
if anyone here has ever fought a small child you will know, numbers count
i have personally beaten numerous small children in fights but its alot harder when they get their other friends involved
if these children get the jump on you, and you dont knock them out fast enough they will grapple you to the ground & hit you with their midget hands
with that being said, 200 old men with canes could take the rhino if they rushed it
>>675095779
The rhino would get tired after mutilating ~70 of the old men
>>675095779
200 old rhinos
>>675098361
Ey thats pretty good
>>675096530
trump's wall
Depends. How many old men are fighting fit for their age? Are they armed? How many of the old men were Savannah hunters who previously slaughtered Rhinos for sport back in the 40's?
>>675096530
Overkill on the sloth analogy but this.
>>675099779
>old men
>rushing
also why do you have experience getting into fights with kids? do you go around beating every kid you see? i want to believe this, i fucking hate kids
How about this. 1 guy with an uzi with 5 mags, vs 30 people with butter knifes?
>>675097073
>>675099779
>Old men
>Rushed
If they were capable of rushing its logical that they wouldn't have canes in the first place.
Good job anon youve now got 200 unarmed old guys charging a rhino at jogging pace
>>675096638
Actual retard right here
>>675097293
>>675100366
kids in my neighbourhood need to be punched
>>675098361
very plausible scenario
>>675100378
depends how car away they are when they start. also depends on the magazine size. is it a 25 or 32 round magazine? i assume its not a mini uzi, but if it was, what capacity magazine would that use? if the guy with the uzi can get a mag off and reload before the butter knife men can reach him, he will have a great chance. if they are close and he lets all his shots off but doesn't hit most of them, he will be stabbed. it would be a bloody mess either way.
>>675099779
>200 old men with canes could take the rhino if they rushed it
>>675100472
65 is senior citizen certified
65 year olds can run when given the right incentive, i should know, i've chased plenty
the rhino would get tired & want to rest, the rhino would lose
Trick question RINO's and old men are the same thing
>>675099779
The trick to beating up a tonne of kids is to get low with your fists and spin like a helicopter, changing your direction of rotation every 10 seconds to counteract dizziness .
>>675100840
>neighbourhood
>bour
>u
european detected. I'm sure the little euro children do need a good beating.
The old men would win if they attacked at night
>>675101166
the rhino will not rest when it thinks its going to be attacked. do you even fight or flight nigger?
>>675101166
>65 year olds can run when given the right incentive
>>675101166
And you think 65 year olds are gonna have more stamina than a fucking rhino or are they taking it in turns to chase it?
>>675101332
the rhino would have no choice, they are heavy
they would no doubt be fighting on dirt & after the 80th old man had been stomped to death there would be a sufficient amount of blood to turn it muddy, the rhino would sink into the mud making its movements tire it out even sooner
+ old men get angry over nothing they would win
>>675097138
This.
>>675101577
speaking as a man who has chased both rhino & old people with weapons before, yes, it took me longer to catch the elderly
>>675101789
are you the same guy who's got experience fighting children as well? What kind of life are you leading?
I think 200 is enough for the old men to win. its all a numbers game and once you take out the rhinos eyes its just a matter of time.
the old men easily, having practiced tai chi and well fed on prunes, standing in formation and releasing a tsunami of green diarrhea will render life impossible in a 4km radius at ground zero.
thats how we did hiroshima and nagasaki
>>675098361
This is the only plausible strategy, kek at people saying they could brute force one
https://youtu.be/iXE_RDjSqNs
>>675102367
Topkeklel
>>675102162
>>675101613
old men are fucking slow and weak. we can assume that they are like the picture in the OP. rhinos are fucking massive. a little tap by an old man with a cane will do nothing to it. also the bloody mud would make the old men tread carefully and probably slip and break something. they would probably do more damage to themselves then to the rhino. all the rhino has to do is keep moving. mud is normal for rhinos, they live in it. not the old men. even if they managed to get the rhinos eyes, it would not stop bucking and trampling the old men. it would probably actually get more angry.
however if the old men had dogs like in OPs picture, it would be a different story. 200 bites to the rhinos skin would probably cause sufficient blood loss