YLYL: Posting all the things on my phone that made me lose over the years
>>675096253
5'5'' isn't even that short, most guys I met are only very slightly taller than that where I come from (I'm 5'7'')
This kinda pissed me off more than made me laugh, this bitch is fucking pathetic.
>>675096757
>5'5'' isn't even that short
>>675095435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcVGXhtXGoA
>>675096757
>I'm 5'7''
>>675095435
OC
>>675097823
not funny, kill yourself
>>675097869
>>675098164
kek at the guy on the left
>>675096757
>5'5'' isn't even that short,
It is if you're a normal height.
>>675095896
kek
>>675095521
kek'd
>>675098287
5'10" manlet here. We just have to work a little harder on the witty banter but it hasn't seemed to hurt my game that much, though I do disqualify myself from amazons before even attempting. Could always be worse tho, like fat as fuck AND short
>>675098164
qwe123444321
>>675100412
>Could always be worse tho, like fat as fuck AND short
No kidding huh. I have a friend who is short and bald and he exercises all the time. He said "I'll be damned if I'm going to be short, bald, AND fat". He does okay with the ladies too. Personality goes a long way.
>>675098248
y tho
>>675095435
>>675096757
>5'5" isnt even that short
>>675095611
lost too hard
Second this
>>675101558
>>675101833
I read it yesterday, almost woke up the entire house.
Forgot to save it though..
>>675098227
>750g A DAY
holy shit
https://youtu.be/RM8EVIbNxk4
>>675101833
>>675101558
>>675102368
Thank you!
>>675095804
Lost
>>675095667
You fucking autist.
>>675096253
when niggers play mario64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAwtN_LhkAw
>>675102368
holy fuck my sides
>>675095611
fucking lost
>>675096757
>5'5" isn't short
>I'm 6'2" and feel short
this is actually not a bad YLYL. I like OP's sense of humour
>>675096006
lost
>>675095611
>It doesn't have to be your birthday to buy a birthday cake, they'll just sell it to you
I lost here so hard
>>675096757
>>675103132
>>675096253
manlets, when will they learn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AZ8SCdPLEY
>>675103683
TOO BAD THE THREAD IS ABOUT TO DIE. SOMEBODY SAVE US!
>>675104306
>>675104068
I'm 5' 9" and my dick is 7.5". Stay mad, beanpole lil dick faggot.
>>675100545
hahahahah
>>675104393
spidey, you came
Im looking for the pornhub picture with the gay dudes and the title is some shit like "this will teach em for eating daddys ribs" or something pla help
>>675104449
Bumping with Gary
>>675095435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9BzA_0TLBs
>>675104688
kekd. also nice dubs.
>>675096757
Don't worry annon, you still tower over 5'0" me
>>675104987
>man
>5ft
pick one
the latest epsidoe of gumball looks fucking weird yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxgiEAE06fI
>>675103132
I'm 6ft and I seriously feel like a dwarf half the time in public. Still if I ever see a 5'5" person walking down the street I'm going to step on them.
>>675096757
i think the average male height is around 5'9" or 5'10". 5'11" here, and i feel short tbh. i got big hands though, you know what that means.
No fucking banana to be seen... yet.
>>675105369
I always feel short because even though I'm 6'2" my brother is 6'6"
>>675095611
fucking lost lmao
>>675105492
ok
fuck
>>675105232
Last time I looked I still had a dick.
>>675105469
That you're gay and convenienced by being so short that your head is at a normal guy's dick height.
>>675105492
I'm surprised
>>675103984
same here lol
>>675104948
what's the source of that webm?
>>675105678
Listen here you cis-shit white male. Go check your fucking privilege just because you have a dick doesnt make you a male. By saying that you are marginalizing the rest of us who do not feel the same way
#Matriarchy #Killallmen #DieCisScum
>>675105690
I won't be doing that...
>>675105819
Kek
>>675105690
Theres the banana
>>675105819
Can't tell if actual Tumblr cunt or just bait.
>>675106033
You must be fucking autistic then you nigger
>>675106033
Then you have a serious issue
>>675105795
4chan
>>675103132
I'm 6'2" too, and I'm about average in my circle of friends.
I'm from Norway and I haven't even met a man shorten than 5'7"
>>675095435
Lost
>>675095611
haven't lost like that in a long time
>>675096253
>Save your sister before she accidentally gets harpooned by someone
lesbos in a kid's cartoons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agusDATduWQ
>>675102368
LOL xD
actually lost haha xD
kek
>>675100545
>>675102368
>>675104424
I'm 7.5" and my dick is 5'9". Stay mad, punk ass midget dick.
>>675104446
lost
>>675095804
LOST
>>675106731
I remember this one
>>675106189
6´5 and iam maybe a bit taller than my friends. I think the swedish average has to be smth like 6´2 to 6´3
Anybody have the one where the wolf shirt cured aids?
>>675105400
classic
>>675096253
lol utters...
http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A
>>675098154
riemurasia
also kek'd
>>675100545
>>675105469
what? that you can jerk off two dicks with each hand?
>>675105469
That you have to use big gloves in the winter?
>>675107445
Thanks mate
>>675099243
>>675105492
hello there
>>675105690
zozzle.
>>675106280
i fucking lost it man
i literally had tears in my eyes
>>675105492
All the faggots are still sleeping.
>>675108230
lost
>>675108018
>>675108018
SJW's Getting Roasted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRWvnw_DRGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlA6HeN-acI
>>675096757
>5'5'
I'm 6'2", those little shrimps are funny as hell when they're bullied. Most of them start crying after 10 minutes, the rest just kill themselves.
>>675096757
>5'5'' isn't even that short,
I'm 5'11 so I must be a giant
>>675095804
gg wp. lost badly.
>>675108474
tbh small guys are usually more aggressive and the first to resort to violence.
>>675102368
>>675100412
>though I do disqualify myself from amazons before even attempting
Bro, im 5'10, and I used to do the same until I dated a chick who was 6'2. Apparently, they aren't as choosy as one would think, because most guys are intimidated by tall chicks.
>>675106731
lost
>>675107583
This is my favorite troll of all time! Such dedication...
>>675105795
world war 2
>>675095435
cuckold: the musical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rMJ1NKtBis
>>675100545
Goddamn the end scared the shit out of me!!! Fuck you asshole~~!!~
>>675102333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl26Um7K6oA
>>675095481
Kek
>>675105689
Kek
>>675105469
>i got big hands though, you know what that means.
You have trouble finding gloves that fit?
High quality thread here. Had 5 fresh keks. Im a poor sport i refuse to lose
>>675109355
The joke.
You're not getting it.
a meixcan making love to ponies
>>675096006
Fucking lost
>>675110354
forgot the link lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk5VKqou7Ko
Only 4 chan...
>>675096253
Oh god the harpoon
>>675096757
Nigger I'm gonna 5'5, I'm fucking short. About 70% of people I encounter everyday are taller than me, what the fuck are you talking about?
Sup. Meet Javiela, my fucking bitch of an ex. She fucks some nigger while her friends watched and I figured it all out. She liked to get in the ass and she has a really nice pussy. It's payback time. Here's some fuck videos we have http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/73oIZDpi/file.html enjoy /b/ 21
>>675108773
>small guys are usually more aggressive and the first to resort to violence
Bullshit. All you have to do is hold your arm straight out with your palm on their forehead and laugh your ass off at them swinging at air. Its a good way to tire those munchkins out.
>>675095481
>disobedient avocado
kek
>>675104688
>>675104688
fucking lost
>>675095481
>I'm probably more stable than the chair you're sitting on right now.
goddamnit
kek
>>675108169
Godamnit, I got fucked like this once without even realising it
>>675095521
Lol'd
banned nicktoons lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfIK33HD2U0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e9v_Gfmq1g
>>675108773
> Have little bro
> he be 5'7/8
> always punching people to resolve conflict
> struts around house without a shirt on
> constantly flexing in public
> owns a truck and likes to drive recklessly
> is obsessed with working out
> mfw he's still a skinny shrimp with a bad attitude
>>675111875
Im really tired and i thought you meant 5 feet and 7 8ths of an inch. I was like "what a specific measurement for a small person. "
>>675107999
DOGGERS!!
bullying a retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geulVEcVSYY
>>675106951
Omg thanks bro
>>675110155
>You're not getting it.
>>675112196
keks mix
>>675096757
yo wassup fucking little island person
<3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LNLIpFzINY
>>675098287
>Not knowing height statistics
>>675110956
Cannot be opened as an archive.
>>675096006
10/10 haven't lost in a long time
thank you
I'm going do this for real tonight
>>675101053
lost so hard
>>675112154
I want to stab you in the face with a pickax.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
>>675113715
>>675112987
Lost. Every goddamn time to this.
>>675106799
lol frost giant here. I am 10'11" with a 100 inch cock. Get rogd son
>>675114159
oh fuck you
>>675114159
gold
>>675105689
I'd smoke with papaw
>>675114159
Kek
>>675114567
>>675098154
lost
again
>>675095611
Super obvious but I absolutely lost it at "They'll just sell it to you"
>>675112178
>>675097450
That's tom Cruz bruh
>>675098298
why is Carl using a mop to lay the carpet
is that the joke?
>>675115252
Gtfo
>>675108512
Lost
>>675095611
Lost. Woke my roomm8 up, thanks.
i recently had this problem fixed
>>675107195
I'm a 6'2 mexican where most cities are manlet magnets and they make me look gigantic
>>675103132
I know that feel bro. I'm also 6'2 and feel short when around taller guys. Imagine how anyone under 5'8 would feel
>>675098227
what a man
>>675102368
>away to sewer
on a ship
>>675095435
HAhAHAHAHA loooolzzz
5"4 adult male
get on my level fags
>>675110730
wheres the punch line faggot? 59?
you should warn people before you waste nearly 15 minuets of their time
>>675106731
Zozzled
>>675112556
>>675095521
>>675112481
>>675110155
>and so it begins
im betting on 81
>>675095804
Lmao fuck me.
>>675112987
i wish there was more
every day i wish
>>675096006
>Mordecai Goldstein
>>675104393
>>675095896
>bury me with my alduin statute
>>675110155
You are seriously a faggot
>>675108386
lost :DDDDDD
>>675096757
Dude I was 5'6 in fucking middle school.
>Manlet spotted
>>675113159
>Not being part of the 6' and up master race
>>675114499
I find this so hot
>>675110155
You got those dubs tho.
Checked.
can anyone please post the greentext about some dude that does drugs with his friends then he has a seizure and he pours frozen peas all over his friend
>>675107999
My sides. rofl
>>675095611
Kek'd and check'd