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You walk into your room, you see her doing this. What do?

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You walk into your room, you see her doing this. What do?
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>>675095355
>you see her doing this
making shitty x-ray edits?
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>>675095355
360 walk away
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>>675095355

puke
>what a cunt
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>>675095473
But what would you do?
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>>675095475
dude, 360 is a full turn.
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>>675095581
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>>675095553
>But what would you do?
Give her a lesson in photoshop.
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>>675095355
I cringe
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>>675095633
>>675095581
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHAAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAAH
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>>675095581
Always easy to spot the newfags
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>>675095633
>>675095722

gotcha
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>>675095581
Newfag
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>>675095658
Why?
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>>675095355
>unzips penis
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>>675095722
>>675095633
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>>675095722
kek
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>>675095355
I'd fuck her
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>>675095801
>>675095911

>I wasn't being retarded. I was merely pretending.
Funny how every newfag tries this damage control...
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>>675095355
Call the police.
Sue.
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>>675095980
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>>675095849
She looks silly.
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>>675095854
My pants are down around my ankles right now.
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>>675096148
Silly?
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>>675096246
As in goofy moves.
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>>675096467
It's still giving me a boner, though.
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>>675095956
In the ass or in the pussy?
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>>675095355
Flop out my penis and say shake it off bitch.
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>>675097498
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>>675097582
Good answer.
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>>675097583
But what hole would you go for first?
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Now what would you do if you saw her in your room wearing this?
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>>675098476
are you getting off on his replies, you twisted cunt?
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>>675099801
No. Just curious.
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>>675099556
>no bubblebutt
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>>675099603
Hi, Fred
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>>675100990
No, but it's cute.
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>>675095355

i would tell that little boy to get out of my room and cut his hair.
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>>675099556
laugh at the lack of ass
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>>675095581
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>>675095355
>walk over
>punch her/him really hard in the face not holding anything back
>watch as she/he tries to flee holding his/her ruined face
>grabs it by the hair and start to kick its non existent ass
>it screams and gargles through the blood
>i decide to end it
>i pull out my knife and start to cut his/her throat
>she/he accepts it
>blood gushes everywhere as i cut its head off


sorry i just don't like traps in my room.
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>>675095355
put a spoon in her mouth. she looks like she's having a seizure
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>>675102061
You could of fucked her though before killing her.

opportunity wasted.
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>>675102244
>her
kek

no thanks i'm not into traps
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>>675095355
kill it with fire
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>>675095355
laugh and call the cops
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>>675095581
Welcome! You must be new here.
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>>675102746
Just be careful not to burn your house down.
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>>675102061
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What if you saw her wearing this? Wat do?
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>>675104388
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>>675104388
I going under skirt and lick her vagina
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>>675104644
Correct answer.
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>>675104388
Skin her legs and her face off, throw her on a highway
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>>675104786
And then?
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>>675104644
>>675104729
>her
incorrect answer
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>>675104729
but I prefer that outfit
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>>675104923
Celebration
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>>675104923
watch the birds feast on her body
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>>675104944
kill yourself
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>>675095581
this one's the b8
>>675095475
this one's samefagging
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>>675102061
Thank you Mr. Skeletal
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>>675104981
How about this?
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>>675105157
just admit it you would love to suck on "her" feminine penis...
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>>675105337
>BLACKED
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>>675105337
Just leave her naked in the niggerhood tied up ready for anal
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>>675095355

Well since I now have x-ray vision I would 360 out the room and go to the mall and look through the clothes of bitches that are actually good looking.
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>>675105337
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>>675105337
these boots *_*
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>>675105877
Hot! Me likey
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>>675105646
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>>675095355

ask her where the fuck my girlfriend is because i would rather bang my girlfriend

tell her she should consider getting a boob job
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>>675105877
>>675106160
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>>675106204
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>>675095581
Found the newfag!
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Being an american i shoot her
Clearly shes tresspassing and planning on raping me
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>>675106641
when you work yourself into a shoot about a shoot pretending you're working a shoot, brother
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>>675106758
Are you a girl?
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>>675106400
fucking kek'ed, such a terrible shop
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>>675105541
So?
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OP is really fucking weird and I hope everything possible can be done to prevent him meeting Taylor Swift.

Thanks
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Push down, rape, shackle her to the wall
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Shake it off
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>>675108574
Thanks!
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>>675108655
May I have a turn after you're done?
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>>675107900
she is dead to /b/
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>>675107741
its real...
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>>675095355
lock her in my basement and only feed her whatever comes out of my body.
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Put headphones on
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>>675109054
If so, then then probably has a bigger dick than you. I bet you want to suck on it, don't you?
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>>675108999
No she's not.....
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>No one posts her most slutty outfit
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>>675110105
It's only slutty if there are curves to show off.
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>>675102061
She would be prefect if she gained somewhere between 4 and 7 pounds.
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>>675110105
Not even close. Here's her wearing something real slutty.
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>>675110035
she is
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>>675110187
>2016
>Liking fat wholes
Kek
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>>675109327
>this much projection

kek
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>>675110312
at least we know she has a nice big meaty pussy
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>>675095355
Laugh.
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>>675110533
Nope.
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>>675110447
Nah, it would be if she wasn't wearing those granny panties underneath though
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>>675110733
once you go black whites don't want you back
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>>675095581
This is bait
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>>675110849
Like a thong? Or maybe sans panties at all?
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>>675095581
>new
>also fag
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>>675111081
I'd take her back.
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>>675095722
I am totally not a new fag. Pic related
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>>675111376
More like some cheeky ones
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>>675111466
>desperate perma virgin detected
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>>675111615
Yeah! That does sound pretty good.
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>>675095355
Punch that coal burning bitch in the face and knock out her fucking teeth for trespassing on my property. Nigger loving cunt. Hope she enjoys her AIDS.
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What if she was wearing this? What oh what would you do?
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>>675112111
Edgy. much?
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>>675095355
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links! Enjoy!
http://qus.be/tor
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>>675111667
Yeah. You need to get laid ,son.
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>>675112222
see here >>675109187
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>>675112471
thanx officer
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>>675112471
Thanks!
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>>675112484
>desperate permavirgin projection

kek
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>>675112496
I see.......
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>>675102061
anyone got the nude slip of this bitch?
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>>675112760
Who is it?
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save
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>>675095355
nut inside her
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