Femanons: where's the most unusual place you've masturbated? most unusual object you've used?
>>675093790
1) in the ass
2) mini shampoo bottle
With a hairbrush, not too creative
>>675093940
it's a question for femanons, not you faggot
any unusual locations?
I masturbated at work once.
>>675094483
in restroom? break room? at desk?
>>675094559
Desk. It was weekend and office was completely empty.
>>675094677
hike up skirt?
>>675094784
I usually wear pants.
>>675095021
did you take them off to masturbate at your desk, or just undo them?
I used a carrot once.
And weirdest place.. Bathroom floor I guess? I'm not that creative
>>675095260
I just undid my pants and slid my hand in. Was pretty fun. I gotta admit.
>>675095486
>>675094119
>>675093940
>>675095268
Tits or GTFO
>>675095486
thinks it is almost every man his fantasy to see this at work
weird places? church, office, long distance bus
strange things? I usually use my hands but have used hair brushes, remote control vibes, hair rollers, small souvenir baseball bat, dryer
>>675095730
You are fucking retarded. Tits or GTFO only applies when they use the fact that they are female just for attention.
These posts are just contributing to the thread.
So shut the fuck up.
school(once over my pants in class and sometimes in toilet)
umm,hands,hair brush,lipstick,tied a banana once-failed.
>>675095862
Hair rollers? I have to try those kek
>>675096264
wow, a lion with tits
>>675095862
>dryer
>>675096264
Continue.
>>675096264
I know they're not timestamped, but those are some nice tits.
>>675095730
You GTFO
>>675096429
>>675096434
>>675096264
No timestamp as they are saved from when the wife sent them to me
>>675095756
Thankfully no one saw that.
tits or gtfo rule does not apply when you ask them for opinions, get your internet rules straight b/tard
>where's the most unusual place you've masturbated?
Back in high school I used to do it in front of the sinks where anyone could come in. If you consider 4chan a location....here too.
>most unusual object you've used?
I used a popsicle once - bad idea, I hadn't shaved in a while. I don't really like that kind of stimulation anyway. I used a toothbrush on my clit lots of times. What about you, OP?
>>675096825
I saw a girl flick her nips once in the bleachers during a basketball game. Not exactly a huge turn on, because there were girls playing. She was a bit of a dyke, so I just ignored it.
>>675096972
So you're saying someone ignored me? :/
anyone ever do leg-squeezing method in public?
well this is pretty boring. no pussy and made of stories from dudes pretending to be femanons
>>675096264
>>675097324
Takes a lot of time and isn't as good :s
>>675096374
>Hair rollers? I have to try those kek
rubber ones with little nubs on them. nice.
>>675096406
vibrations my friend. vibrations.
>>675097361
What else did you expect lol
>>675097625
>Takes a lot of time and isn't as good :s
this. feels nice but can't get to the promised land doing it that way.
>this thread
>>675097420
Haha, nice
>>675096242
Though the other poster is a retard, that is untrue. Rather it was only true for a few weeks. Turns out by large /b/ likes tits and OC more then the opinions of random femanons.
>>675093790
>driving, going 95 on I95; happened multiple times. came.
>2 toothbrushes; one in each hole. I didn't cum, this was more for show per a request.
>>675098158
Amen
>>675096242
You stfu , female= tits or gtfo
discuss
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>>675098532
should probably mention the bristles were not involved
yes, i still used them to brush my teeth after
Place: School bus, multiple friend's beds/couches, work/school bathroom, enclosed picnic area at the zoo.
Thing: comb, sink, earbud/s, a razor and a loofah.
>>675099534
haha seems like you're pretty active, how many times do you masturbate in the average week?
>>675099843
Twice to three times a day depending on how I feel, sometimes go without it for a week or so though.
>>675099534
how the fuck you fap with a sink? was it a big cast iron farm sink? a double bowl with an insinkerator? an undermount or drop-in?
>>675099025
Is your name Beth?
>>675100038
mind if i ask how old are you?
>>675100055
Mounting it and grinding along the edge, or using the tap/water and sitting in it. Lots of different sinks around
>>675100322
Yes! uh oh.... who is this?
Hakuba gondola
>>675099534
>a razor and a loofah
explain
>>675100346
That's it -my sink licking days are over.
>>675100409
SOMEONE KNOWS YOU !! :D
>>675100425
figured about that.
>>675100460
Some gilette razors have smooth ridges that feel nice, some are decent for inserting if you've got a cap for the blades and some even vibrate.
Loofah's differentiate aswell but I had one with a really thick rope sort of texture that felt great wedged between my legs and tugged.
>>675100409
If your age is 20 doesn't matter. Dated a girl once that has similar story of masturbating with tooth brushes as a show.
>>675100758
It's easy to work out these sort of things young and depraved I guess?
>>675100332
>mind if i ask
You forgot "m'lady"
>>675100971
haha if you want to look at it that way
>>675093790
i like to go to the toilet at school during class.
was on a date with my boyfriend, we like to walk through the park before sunset. He didn't know i had my egg vibrator in. it's shaped like one of those spike nuts so it was tickling every step i took. i shoved him into a hedge, crawled over him and lowered my pants (yoga no undies) for him to see. I pulled out the vibrator and rubbed my self to orgasm.
he fucked my really hard when we got home
>>675094203
Aha. that funny u funny
>>675099534
so what's your usual method and location?
>>675102080
Female autism just goes above and beyond normal autism. I mean, this isn't anime. You can't just leave the house with vibrators shoved inside of you.
>>675102239
You need to expand your sexual horizons tard. Lots of girls do this.
>>675093790
on muh dick
>>675102191
I've got a nice 8" vibe now which I usually just use on my bedroom floor or in the shower, and at work just my fingers in the bathroom.
>>675102481
sounds like a good arrangement.
>>675100586
Mine are just starting.
I love rubbing my clit, not too keen on penetration. Don't own or use any dildo type things. I guess I just like a dick that is attached to a man.
but I've rubbed my nub a many places in public
Church, cafe, movies, concert.
In my room with my hand
>>675093790
Itt: dudes erp-ing
>>675093790
in my class sitting in the back with fingers, but to answer the next question u might loose it but pc sleeve with a condom around it obv.
if dubs or 0 or better = no tits
>>675093790
I know I'm a guy but this is a good one .. I fucked a back massager (pic related) when I was 11 and it was the best orgasm you could ever have i put my dick in between the two things in the little valley or w/e u call it and fucked it. Once I got older my dick would just get the skin peeled if I tried cuz it grew (hurt really bad) and made me way too sexually satisfied
>>675103485
Made me satisfied b4 it grew lmao
>>675103229
lol in church w/ people around?
Titts all of you now !
>>675103915
yeah, I hated having my parents drag me to it for mass and shit. Stupid family traditions. Glad I grew up and moved away from it all, but yeah still go on holidays. I'm a ninja fapper.
School, in a car w/ family, public bathroom?, restaurants, in a dressing room.
Hair brush, tooth brush, mascara tube, cooking utensils when desperate, but mostly just my hand.
>>675102239
My girl does sometimes. I have the wireless remote on/off switch so I turn it on and off randomly when we are in public. Its really fucking hot
Weirdest place: Next to my mum in a car back seat, while returning from my grandmothers funeral. Had some awesome wet dream and just rubbed it off in a few minutes while staying absolutely still and quiet.
Weirdest object: Plastic handle of a skipping rope, that thing was my bitch for some years of my teenagehood
>>675102239
>>675102456
jesus do you even internet? They have wifi ones that link to internet where you can control across the fucking world, jesus even back in the day girls use to use wired ones with a hole in the pocket... (I like the new cam whores who use tip based ones, you tip, it vibes)
>>675095730
not really appropriate you autist
>>675104802
so you like to read guys pretending to be girls?
Also, if girls did come to these, it would be for attention, and this is the type they deserve...
>>675104537
can you send a link to the product?
>>675105124
we can fap in weird places with weird things too you betafag. OP asked a fucking question, and we're fucking answering. Fuck off if you don't fucking like it, there are about a thousand titties being posted on other threads,
>>675105131
Got it at spencers gifts. Its probably on their website or you can just get it at any mall
>>675105124
probability-wise, there will usually be some female responses. but in what universe would a girl who's responding to something like this have motivation to show anything?
>>675105373
Thanks man, glad to hear a guys opinion on it. I'm sure it counts on b because you have a feminine penis...
>>675105686
Youre right. Disregard my post. I sucks cocks
>>675105686
nah, it's a masculine cunt tbh
>>675105544
dub dubs, but think in this context it was more "pic to prove you are a girl, not one of the 100s of dudes pretending because b is full of fucked up bottoms..."
I get OP, the idea of a girl being horny and doing it is crazy hot, but I know it's either dudes or landwhales.
>>675105124
Just die, you shitposting fucking autist.
>>675106367
sry bro, you forgot pepe frog pic you meme spouting shit. first day on b?
>>675106640
>shitposting intensifies
>>675096846
Hey bro, heard you were a pedo.
On the kitchen counter of my sister and brother in laws house
>>675099534
No one is gonna ask about earbuds???
>>675107640
ok, I'll ask...
>>675095862
>small souvenir baseball bat
make do with what you have amirite?
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>>675103485
>way too sexually satisfied
yeah I really fucking hate that
>>675094483
Same, in the bathroom at Chipotle. Then I didn't wash my hands and went back to making burritos
>>675108865
no wonder everyone is getting sick there.
In high school and college bathrooms. Looking up hot girls on my phone
>>675109104
This was years ago
>>675109136
Nice
>>675096242
Tits or get the fuck over
>>675093790
friends house
candles
>>675096846
it always applies. lurk moar.
>>675108865
That's fucking disgusting.
I knew women were fucking putrid.
>>675104602
tits or gtfo, and don't forget the timestamp
>>675108865
Hey I think i ate one of your burritos knew I smelt some pussy that day.
Sup. Meet Javiela, my fucking bitch of an ex. She fucks some nigger while her friends watched and I figured it all out. She liked to get in the ass and she has a really nice pussy. It's payback time. Here's some fuck videos we have http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/73oIZDpi/file.html enjoy /b/ 9
>>675110245
She's a camgirl actually. Fuck off and die faggot.
I work at McDonald's I'm always picking my ass while preparing food I don't see a problem won't harm you just a little bit of shit.
>>675108865
You know that's only forgivable if you're hot
In a portopotty at a my son's t ball game I was so horny
>be me
>decide to get my shit straight and start going to gym recently
>running on treadmill
>ohshitohshitohshit
>started to cum while running
This ever happen to other girls? Pic is me btw and yes I realize I'm a fatass, that's why I'm going to the gym and eating right
>>675111028
were your running shorts or panties rubbing against your clit?
>>675111028
I don't care if you're fat or not, that's fuckin wonderful man.
>>675111028
more pics with the plug?
>>675098180
gorgeous, I wanna take her out and buy her dinner!
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>>675109922
>Wahhh women won't date me wahh
