Morning /b/
Vocaroo thread
People say I have a cool / deep voice
I'll be taking any request
Other anons are encouraged to join in
>>675088371
bump for boredom
sing johny cash ive been everywhere
>>675088371
say the navy seals copy pasta
>>675089084
post it
Fist me daddy, right in my Itty bitty little asshole
>>675089370
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Igk8rzfBqQ
>>675089010
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H4R9mcrnSW
I can't sing
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
Wait are you birdman? You sound just fucking like him.
>>675089841
nope. whos that?
>>675089866
Another anon who uses some character from a cartoon and sounds just like you.
Fuck me Mr Miyagi
Ohhhh Ronald, The burgers Ronald
But the second part in The Hamburgler's voice
Those mares are frothing at the gash
>>675089768
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HulYLnCzfj
>>675089953
weird
>>675090213
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IQ6nKLGLX3
I have no idea what the hamburglers voice sounds like. I know he has a high pitched voice
>>675090332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cS6uggCZ4t
>>675090495
Thank you
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Gut him, like the damn dog he is.
>>675090687
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IDIjvpNz04
sing numa numa
>>675090600
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DIxYdG38ko
I;m thinking about thos beans
>>675090944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10upCmJg9WK
sing these eyes by the guess who.
Don't ever talk to me or my son ever again
>>675090877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01qH8nAJ7mA
I dont know the lyrics
>>675091252
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03kj0KUJaeS
stupid meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw8nXCx5qgo
>>675091486
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s01qH8nAJ7mA
sing this one OP and top it please.
>>675091486
>>675091747
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Llwt7vBIdV
Idk the song at all
KG is a sexy sexy man
>>675091982
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ay9mX1kMVh
Officer Swat put me in the books
Wee Woo Wee Woo
can 2 bottles of lorazepam kill me? what if its 60 2mg pills?
>>675092274
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0173ZE95HeP
wat
>>675092357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ISjfkoz0cH
apparently theres been thousands of deaths with lorazepam but how many mgs did those people take?
>>675092891
nigga why do you want me to say that
>>675093033
just say it asshole.
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
I. AM. YOUR. MOTHER
Who loves you from the depths of her heart :3
>>675093128
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DbD5VtIgdx
no u
>>675093275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z4vyOewvCR
>>675093337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s188D5LGUzJY
if i took 2 bottles of 30mg pills lorezapam with a 20oz beer wil i die from it ? i keep reading that people wil wake up from 45 and below.
>>675093412
Thanks mom
"Check these dubs faggot"
Bitches at my burial
Trying to touch
$lick so grey no running blood
Skull 2 feet he's covered up with dead vines, crows, and liquid Tuss
Suicidal holocaust
For the dead i shed a tear
Cut fuck boys from ear to ear
You never see me creeping near
>>675093481
60mgs i might have amnesia for q week. i hope i dont wke up thoug cause they're never gonna cure my head with surgeries and pill destiny.
>>675093481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bFfNigC9Ii
>>675093486
you're welcome bb
>>675093581
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QMVWLm5cpd
MY NAME, IS VICTOR REEEZNOV AND I WILL HAVE MY REEEEVENGE
"Pizza is what I really admire, but touching my nipples is my true desire".
Ther's a snake in my boot
>>675093754
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xAOK6MTKyh
>>675093781
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0akZvQxzYRi
>>675093968
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pt6NpbcRfL
>>675093985
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G53jprmAr0
"Ahmad stop doing your homework and come fuck me "
>>675094056
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gUYUQkjrAG
>>675094104
Nice!
>>675094097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1psv7orUj45
>>675089693
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H4R9mcrnSW
Sexy voice/10
>>675094248
>>675094184
Thank you :D
>>675094077
Hell yeah dude
>OP is a cool guy
Oh now she wants to be my slut
For what?
Just cause you roll the blunt?
Oh no
That ain't how it go
I'm solo
>>675094594
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1REmOhyIpCb
Say, "Unbreak me! Unchain me! I need anotehr chance to live!"
In a dramatic way
Mr. Jenkins, you three options.
A) infinite wealth and power
B ) Any woman you want.
C ) the power to bend the will of men
Or
D ) 1 hour at the magical goat tower.
>>675094746
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0euvdY99OaD
Alex is one ugly nigger
>>675094818
Four options, my bad
>>675094818
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y82UdWV5bv
>>675094908
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00OxAUKMx4p
>>675094917
lol didnt realize that
here it is again
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GySKoSw49D
Shahahaahahah OP is awesome
Got nothing against you and surely I'll miss you. This place full of peace and light and I hope you might, take me back inside, when the time is right.
"One more Crack out of you, and it's back on the walrus pit!"
>>675095432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fHAViZ5cDJ
>>675095625
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Hid0mL3hKC
>>675095777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HrkjAZgZQf
>>675095777
Checked and Kek'd
"Hitler did nothing wrong"
Your girlfriend looks like my mom your momfriend looks like my girl
>>675096550
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zNfQy5jgxv
>>675096659
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I5NhrCK0p9
>>675089768
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BWx3v37ah0
please read:
HariGastiZ TeiwaZ
See, schoolars didn't quite understand what this meant, they claim it means "Harigasti, [the priest of] the god". We know TeiwaZ in Proto Nordic represented the god of war and was thus the greatest god, their great father, the Sky God.
Hari = army, host (found in Old Norse herjan – to make war, to plunder, hernað – warfare; or in German Heer – army) the name is etymologically related to the Old High German herjón (meaning "devastate"), and derives from Proto-Germanic word *Herjaza which could possibly mean "goddess of war".
GastiZ from PIE root *ghos-ti- "stranger, guest; host" the root sense, according to Watkins, probably is "someone with whom one has reciprocal duties of hospitality," representing "a mutual exchange relationship highly important to ancient Indo-European society." But as strangers are potential enemies as well as guests, the word has a forked path. But for some reason in Church Slavonic it can also mean "Lord, Master".
So my first guess is it means probably:
According to Old High German: "TeiwaZ guest/host of devastation"
According to Old Norse : "TeiwaZ Warfare guest/host"
According to Church Slavonic "TeiwaZ lord of Destruction/War"
The latter being virtually impossible due to the helmet being from the Pre-Christian Era.
>>675090600
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HTb8vAIuXZ
>>675090600
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05DfoKRbCv2
>>675097215
You remind me of AlChestBreach.
>>675088371
The Jews had that shit coming my nigga
>>675094818
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10tj7qkFvzx
>>675096659
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s5XBQ0LFhO
>>675097651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09CA7HlwKFl
>>675097004
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WHCvsNCOki
I don't know how to pronounce half these words
Any particular reason for me saying this?
>>675097651
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fmr1sIEk2V
>>675098160
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s09CA7HlwKFl
Thank you
>>675098245
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fmr1sIEk2V
And thank you as well
