New shitilly described movie guessing thread.
> good at kung fu
> kill people for money
> don't want to kill no more
Pic unrelated
>>675068405
Unleashed
Sympathy for Mister Vengeance
>man almost dies because he can't spell
>>675068405
Kung fu panda
>>675068523
Nope
>>675068405
Kung Fu Panda
>>675068843
Kek but no
>>675068832
Any movie with a nigger
>Frodo
>England
>Jax Teller
>>675068405
Gay Niggers from Outer Space
>>675068405
Its john wick
>almost everyone dies except Sean Bean
>Jumping Jacks
>Black woman
>Hackers
>Spies
Keep trying, anything else might give it away.
>>675069193
Jumpin jack flash? I never seen it but it seems obvious
>>675069721
yes
I guess I could have left out the jumping jacks.
>>675069015
Green street hooligans
>>675068405
Ninja assasin
>>675068405
Another one
> two cops
> movie ends with a box
> bad guy is famous actor but he wasn't part of the movie's ad campaign
>>675070282
Correct
>>675070309
se7en
>>675070282
Not ninja assassin
Main character is Asian obviously
Bad guy is famous white guy
Fights are broadcasted in teh interwebz for paying customers
>Guy kidnaps kid
>become friends
>guy has to kill kid
>>675070309
Rush hour 3 maybe
>>675070546
Ye, figured that one was easier to guess
>>675070724
for a second I was like.. ends with a box.. lolwut? then I thought... oooohh yeah..
>>675070709
Alpha Dog
>>675070843
>>675070843
Damn good one
Film with a Train. Goes through tunnel and out the other end. Smoke comes out chimney of it. Oh. A castle. And a bunch of Ugly cunts in robes and some girls who are obviously jail bait... What movie is that again?
>>675070822
Yeah the box gives it away
New one
> football
> retarded guy
nice movie, not forrest Gump
>>675071054
radio
>>675071054
Radio
>>675071039
Harry potter nigga
>>675071054
Waterboy
>>675071054
Waterboy
>>675071039
Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box
>>675071121
Yup!
Migraines
Stock market
Kabbalists
>spic plays terrorist
>bear people
>>675071239
The holiday?
>>675071054
Blind side?
>>675070592
Man of tai chi
>Get gets to go to "adult" show with friendo
>actually vampires goddammit
>Friendo become asshole
>fuck everything we're not gonna make the next fucking 11 because nobody fucking liked it
>dude just chillin
>dudes snatch him up and don't let him chill anymore
>cripple steals some bitches
>owner of said bitches expends numerous resources to retrieve them
>owner of bitches dies
>main dude says like 3 whole sentences the entire movie
>>675071292
Nope
>>675071316
cirque du freak
>>675071317
Conan the barbarian
>>675071103
Fuck, that was quick
Hard mode, maybe
> Samuel l Jackson is a crazy cripple
> famous bald guy is strong
>>675071365
Yup. I thought that series was okay, but I liked zomb more and fucking loved the demonata. Darren Shan are bae
>>675071402
Unbrackable
>>675071402
Invincible or invulnerable or some shit
>>675071299
Fucking winner, pretty good movie too.
>>675071458
>>675071458
Books were great they fucked up making the movie though
>>675071239
More clues:
Mathematician
216 digit number
True name of god
Tall cunt. Goes to prison. Think he get shanked. He gets bum funked makes friends with a white haird Nigga. Nigga does the voice overs. Which movie? :|
>>675071393
Not quite what I was looking for
>>675071561
>>675071561
Green mile
>>675071561
Shaws hank redemption
>>675071239
>>675071546
pi
>>675071561
shawshank
>>675071632
Yup! :D
>>675071639
Yes Pi
>>675071317
Anyone??
>>675071527
The movie was like
Movie critics: Lolwut
Moviegoers: Lolwut
Fans: Um... Lolwut
>>675071779
Mad Max fury road
Ok. Baby Born. 'UGLY CUNT' we'll call him. Dies as BABY! What Film /b/?
>>675071809
had so much potential. Only series that i read every book
>>675071475
Yeah
> guy kills his mom, goes to jail
> best friend is a kid
> funny movie but it's not supposed to be a comedy
>alcoholic joins scientology
>rides away on a motorcycle
>>675072000
Slingblade
>>675071986
Benjamin Button
>>675072000
Slingblade
>>675072048
Ghost Rider
>>675072079
Yup!
>>675071986
Benjamin Baboon
>>675071262
>>675071262
Heres another hint.
>Fireworm
>old man goes crazy in a bunker and shoots himself
>>675072286
13th warrior
>>675072320
Correct
Quite sexy girl girl meets guy. They fuck. Go out etc. Can't tell any more expect you get it emediatly if you've seen it when I say. The main character is a girl. She turns out to be her own mum and dad. DAFUQ!? Wut film?
>>675072293
Valkyrie
>>675072079
Fuck man
> guy shoots cyborgs
> fucks cyborg
> German looking cyborg almost kills him
>>675072371
Nope
>>675071992
Should definitely read the demonata. Or if you havent already yet, there the four book miniseries the saga of larten crepsley
>>675072378
Bladerunner
>>675072124
no
>hoe gets put in psych ward
>music makes her badass
>>675072365
Predestination
Bunch of cunts. FIGHT. In a Club.
>two guys try to reopen a mall
>one of them kidnaps a child
Groundhog day on a train
>>675072451
i started the first book of the series. I dont have time to read anymore. Read cirque in highschool which was 8 or so years ago lol
>>675072515
Yes! Wow
>>675072492
Sucker punch
>>675072591
battle arena
>>675072591
Fight club
>>675072616
Source code
>>675072653
Yes suckerpunch
>>675072679
Yes. Wow
>>675070309
seven
>>675072593
tim n erics billion dollar movie?
>>675072591
Pugilist society
>>675072593
Tim and eric billion dollar movie
>>675072753
Yep. Good one
>>675072591
Altercation Association
>>675072378
Bladerunner
>kid
>fence
>jews
>>675072591
Combat Centre
>>675072453
Yep, love bladerunner
> truck driver comes to town
> weird Shit starts happening
> has to save Asian girl from becoming Asian guys wife
Alright done this one a while ago, ez if youve seen it.
>splits between 5 segments randomly
>1 is medieval fucks get visited by spacey niggers
>2 is old timey england has a suicidal faggot
>3 is nigger reported nearly gets assassinated
>4 is current timey england has old man that does epic bar fights
>5 is future korea sexy times and oh yeah a revolution or whatever
>2 connects to 3, those two are off in their own little time world
>4 connects to 5, then 5 connects to one
>but wait the nigger in 3 looks like the nigger in 1
>Honest to god what the hell is anything
>Comet tats and great end
>>675072937
X-men
>>675072937
The Boy In The Striped Pajamas
>>675068405
ghost dog
obviously
>>675073015
Big trouble in little china
>>675073074
Yes
>>675073067
>>675073074
COULD LITERALLY BE EITHER MOVIE HAHAHAHHA
>schizophrenic guy has bigass company
>fucking faggot becomes pedo-sadistic
>get some kids in his house
>tries to kill them all
>>675073024
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Guy wins vacation
Everyone tries to steal his identity
>>675073235
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
>>675073339
5th Element
>>675073374
so easy m8 good one
>guy sells drugs
>gets caught
>gets out of jail
>sells more drugs and goes back to jail
>mexicans and peeweeherman
>>675073289
Nice try faggot
Nice roll
Nice guess
Nice life
Why not end it
>>675071317
Mad max fury road?
>stranded on an island
>make friend
>decide to take a raft
>friend decides to take another
>>675073339
direction
>friend is kill
>no
>>675073121
Are you this good or am i just that bad?
> Kevin Costner brings hope to the apocalypse
>>675073552
Castaway
>>675073552
don't know what happened there, my connection is being shitty. just remove the reply
>>675073636
The Postman
>>675073419
Yes..that was pretty easy one.
>>675072591
Fighting fred
>>675068405
Congrats anon, you're fucking retarded
>>675073723
Lol yeah, weird movie
Maybe if I give you 2 it'll take longer
> football player saves the world
And
> fighting Nazis in the woods
>young boy receives lesson on conjugation before being executed
>>675073924
Thanks babe
>>675073943
First is flash gordon
>>675073943
I know the second one is Defiance
>>675074019
Yep
>>675074069
Got me
> James bond makes drugs