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Case of the Mondays edition
>>675062438
yep, am feeling the mondays
hamilton reporting in
Why are IDs even gone?
hawkes bay nudes
Central Auckland reporting.
Also, Dunners reporting, bruh
Only here for a while, popping out soon. Keep my thread 100 though
>captcha "type in the numbers you see" "300"
welly reportin in for a quick bit o banter an a lurk
captcha just loves pickup trucks right now
Christchurch on duty
Maori nudes?
>>675062438
WHO FUCKING CTRL+F'S THE THREAD.
FUCKING CRIMINAL SCUM.
Glorious shit posting all
>>675063783
what does bbwlove mean?
>>675064559
Wtf r u guys doin. Unimpressed
>>675064559
thanks man
>>675064682
I'm doing. Just being sarcastic about the shitposts
r/newzealand is full of faggots.
God it feels good to say that.
Bunch of circle jerkin faggots, who seem to think that offense is a valid reason for censorship.
Unlike you degenerates. Here are some titties.
>>675064895
thanks anon, here is a brrrrrttttt
>>675064895
I'm offended. Delete this at once!
>>675065186
no one cares if you're offended or not
>>675065339
>blind to incredibly obvious sarcasm
>>675064895
Reddit, not even once
>>675062709
name?
>Dunedin trash reporting in
>Christchurch
Here as usual
Hello, boys!
>>675062838
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>>675065794
Boy oh boy I sure fucked up that thread. Thank god I was here. Who knows what they may have talked about. Now, time to go and masturbate to hentai while mum makes me tendies.
>>675065027
Noice
Hey cunt nuggets, it's good to be back.
>>675066077
Hello!
>>675066154
tf even is a tendie
>>675064587
he likes fat chicks
>>675066465
The most glorious food ever, unlike Updog.
>>675066636
Updoug you mean
>>675065577
Ugh, I went there 4 years ago after this place got shit.
>>675066636
yea updog's pretty shit, haven't tried tendies tho
>>675066636
No, I mean Updog.
alright last one faggots
enjoy
>>675066765
Golfclap
>>675066835
Oooooh, double banger
>>675066636
What is this 'Updog' you speak of?
>>675066977
love me some SPAA
>>675066740
thats actually disgusting
>>675066987
Not the most glorious food ever, unlike tendies.
Claim your nz tv presenter waifu
>>675067078
Well it'd be fine if you weren't gay.
>>675067168
OK, I'll take her.
>>675066740
gross, why is her poophole like that?
>>675067168
shanon ryan claimed
>>675067168
Prime News Bitch, don't know her name.
>>675067278
She's just had a willy inside it.
>>675067168
>>675067215
its that huge wet ass hole puts me off not to mention her face and weird shaped tits
>>675067390
oh yuck, didnt he know thats where poos come from?
>>675067461
oh good choice
>>675067168
claimed
>>675067533
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
Dunedin reporting. Chilled with my bros again today. was a beaut of a day
>>675067168
Any gaping pics of Samantha Hayes?
>>675067760
fuck off with that cancer
>>675067785
mm mm that bird shit doe
>>675067461
His Mum used to be my school principal.
That was a fun high school.
Claimed
>>675067520
lol
>>675067533
Your mother says hi :)
>>675067874
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>675068255
thumbnail looked like she was getting fisted, got all excited and was disappointed when it was just a dick
>>675068337
Fair enough.
>>675068458
self fisting has always bothered me, they can only just get their hands in just past the knuckles
>>675068583
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
holy hell what did I walk in on? Hamilton reporting, new thread??
>>675068789
Shitposting straya, maybe burgers but most likely straya
>>675068845
Possibly both, after all
>>675068255
Hey mum, whys my brothers penis inside your vagina?
>>675068789
sup?
which ham fag are you?
>>675069013
I don't really have anything identifying... uni student? fuck knows
>>675068595
Gotcha, I remember getting my first girl friend to try fisting herself once.
She could only get the knuckles in.
I get more fingers up her ass.
>>675068999
You have a micro penis. Thats why.
>>675069142
so you're in hillcrest?
>>675069586
indeed
>>675069187
oh that's the stuff right there
>>675069187
I attempted to get my girl do that when self fisting was a thing that aroused me. She couldn't get more than 3 fingers in. >Disappointing
>>675069693
kewl
so what do you study?
>>675070103
Engineering, second year. Mechanical.
>>675069712
I'm aim to please.
>>675070253
i think i know you, cant remember who you are tho
so, anything worth watching on tv lately?
>>675070272
oh damn, pegging too
you have fine tastes
>>675070472
The 'Fuckin' Batchelor
>>675070451
meh, don't post often. only really in the last few weeks/months, and infrequently at that. I usually just add to the hamiltonians checking in. sometimes talk about weed or other random shit
>>675066478
No I don't.
>>675070693
they still make that shit.
Just why.
Fuck I'm Horny. I've got work in the morning but if anyone wants a root in Dunedin I'm keen
>>675070738
aw ye
i studied mech engie last year as well, was pretty fun
Is it a trap?
>>675070663
lol, I asked my missus what kind of shit she was into. She said two girls fucking a twink.
>>675070810
m/f?
>>675070766
we all do.
>>675070907
shame i'm not a twink
>>675070876
Thats a hon
>>675070810
could be keen but i dont fuck dudes
>>675070985
I don't though.
>>675070788
Because people like retarded shit.
Its the same reason this place exists.
>>675070876
not sure, don't want to know. just stop
Dunners reporting.
Fucked up every single thing today, from missing my alarm to dropping my keys when I got back.
What's going on in your world?
>>675070941
F but look like m.
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>675071131
is that the real dunners?
sorry you had a shit day mayn :(
>>675071086
sadly i feel like these is some really smart people here. that or just honest people.
>>675071131
Had a pretty good day, weather was nice here in Dunedin, toasty as fuck. Chilled at the octagon, ate some noodles. Got a hair cut to
>>675071045
How are you sure?
>>675071272
Damn, these is some really smart people here
>>675071065
ARE YOU SURE?
>>675071243
It's one of them, I guess.
Cheers, anyway.
>>675071272
Not the guy you're talking to, I just like the gif. Chur to you.
>>675071273
Yeah, it was redders again today. Sounds aiight
>>675071454
yes.
>>675071162
Show us your vag?
>>675071272
I wouldn't call /b/tards smart and I wouldn't call those who watch the Batchelor stupid.
>>675071482
But are you really sure?
>>675071534
Jesus, imagine if you dropped your phone in that.
>>675071467
I don't know what redders means. Use English dunners
>>675071467
then have another
>inb4 I dump my /o/ gif folder
>>675071748
A buttery phone?
>>675071745
yes.
>>675071924
Okay...
>>675072090
why would I ever be known as bbwlove?
>>675072090
post moar
Any palmy chicks want the d ? Is big, but not too big.
>>675072405
Too big is just right.
>>675072302
>>>675063783
For fun
>>675071131
If i stroke your hair would it help?
>>675072609
you done fucked up naming that picture.
>>675072394
okay
>>675072523
Well then, so being so loose.
>>675072755
i'm just copying and pasting.
>>675071755
Redders, man. Hot. It is English. I thought you savages spoke it in this country.
>>675071768
>inb4
No complaints from me. I'll return serve.
>>675072614
I dunno, that could go either way.
>>675072810
fuckin hot
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>>675073247
fucking love me some fatties
>>675071015
Everyone gives me shit when I say she's hot!
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>>675073546
Who is she?
>>675073302
Here you go
>>675073698
my nigga you're on fire tonight
>>675073728
I enjoy shitposting porn. Getting bored with fatties though.
>>675073809
got anything anal?
Holy shit this thread is cancer.
>>675074270
tell us something we don't know
>>675074015
These people look way to happy
>>675074312
I once put a deodorant can in my anus while masturbating to check if I could be gay..
>>675074477
What were the results of your test though?
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>>675072949
for you then.
>>675074477
i once stuck the handle of one of those back scrubbing brushes as far up my ass as i could get it to see if i could be gay
>>675074539
>gif related
>>675074477
>deodorant can
>in my anus
Must have had plenty of cocks up your hole to be able to fit a deodorant can up there...
>>675074627
>hellaflush.gif
Really though, race cars throwing mad sparks is a good time. DTM was cool for the same reason.
I'm joking, DTM is cool for the random Foxbody Mustang in the back, pic related.
>>675074988
Nope. It was an impulse can. I used lots of lube.
>>675075098
i can fit a 9in dildo in my butthole without too much lube
>>675074984
wow how old is this now. i remember literally lolling when I first saw this
>>675075098
What if you lost your grip and it got lost up there? Awkward trip to A&E.
>>675075265
Congratulations.
>>675075334
thanks, i'm pretty proud
>>675075317
It barely got past the sphincter. My butt hole is tight
>>675075073
Fox Body have been my fetish for few years now.
I blame Dick Johnson Green Tuffs Mustang more so when it dawned a JPS livery.
>>675075295
no idea.
>>675075490
Hell yes, that livery was too short lived.
I read a story not long ago about Dick being a bit cross about painting his new wheels gold.
>pikes peak skyline's though
>>675075965
i found out bout the mustang to due bathurst legends dvd box set i brought.
>>675076002
Markko Martin! He was a gun steerer, bloody shame about the crash in Wales.
He's coming to the Otago Rally though, will be cool to see him drive!
>>675076136
Driving one of these, actually!
>>675076367
a 2door or a 4door?
Rally needs more drivers who drive to win or drive till talent runs out and the car is a wreck.
>>675072405
Who is that?
These threads have really gone downhill since last year huh
>>675076654
Random chick #7
>>675073698
Harper from shortie street
>>675076863
this made me lol.
We all know whos the best car driver in nz right bitches.. whats my fucking name
>>675076814
Name? Initials?
>>675077141
Heisenberg?
>>675076637
2-door MKII, I think.
>rally needs another McRae
ftfy
Rally just needs a decent line-up of cars, for starters! The new regs look good for next year, and Toyota coming back into the sport is good.
>>675077141
1v1 me, Mount Cargill, let's rumble.
>>675077212
the fuck were these niggas on the road for?
>>675077312
pussy
Im a drunk plus i smoke a bita meth still best driver in southern heisenfare whats my fuckin name yo? Say it!!9
>>675077300
cause they have balls of steel
driver has balls of steel
balls of steel.
>>675077490
Lil Johnny?
>>675077514
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJbU8hoobI0
Sprint cara n midgets...
>like a glove
>>675077500
that is not an acceptable answer.
>>675077625
Needs appropriate background music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmm1BU_SEGs
>>675077851
it cause Group B was about going fast and fuck what ever happens. As proven when there was few crashes that killed driver and fans who stood right on/by the road.
>>675078010
why were they on the road though?
just to play chicken?
a viewing advantage?
>>675078417
Bit of both
vote for donald trump and the current new zealand flag
Anyone ever haggled with Playtech in their physical store? Wondering if they could cut me a deal instead of just paying full-price online.
Yolza mooncar
Aucklands best driver reporting in!!
well. last gif, night nz bro's.
>>675079061
That's a grand finale, mate. G'night.
>>675062438
yawn....woop woop
>>675067168
i went to polytech with her. as yummy then as she is now
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>>675079948
did you fuck her?
>>675080184
so far out my league. i could but bask in her flame red glory
>>675080289
did you ever sit near her?
what did she smell like?
did she have a nice ass?
how did she present herself?
>>675080073
our first catch of the day
>>675080428
she was classy and always kind to me even tho I was an awkward fuck up. we were in different classes but i bumped into her a bit
always looked and acted professional despite being young.
>>675062438
Hamilton girl
are there any sleeping pills i can get without needing a prescription?
>>675080787
>be me and decide to go fishing
>Filipino fulla come up and ask if i had any luck.
>nope.jpg shit day is shit
>fulla axe me "you know how to catch crabs?"
>so I tells him.
>"fuck a girl from hamilton"
>>675080775
should have raped her.
>>675080941
don't be a pussy.
just go to the doctor and tell them you can't sleep.
get prescription.
>>675080787
that is one fucked up looking vagins lip.
god damn son.
>>675080990
>axe
Internal melt down every time I hear a person of disadvantaged race say this
>>675081127
don't talk to me if you say nused to.
instead of used to.
>>675080941
There's some real expensive ones you can get, imported from America. Melatonin supplements, prescriptions make them cheaper.
>>675080787
fuck that's a nice puss
Dunners reporting back bruh
Thread still going hard, good shit
>>675081127
thas me mang. dasavantage race.
white heterosexual middle class male
>>675080787
Nah they're just folded over due to the thong
>>675081381
meant for
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>>675081290
Well, it's still here. I dunno about "going".
Good trip?
>>675081381
I know what I saw.
>>675081290
>going hard
It's dead as fuck anon
>>675081270
my cousin says thinks instead of things and cha instead of you.
"would cha like sum chuppies?"
"Thas the hardst think about it aye"
I want to slap her every time she opens her mouth
>>675081599
lol OK
>>675081775
is your cousin hot?
>>675081544
Yeah man, was good. Caught up with my brother.
>>675081659
I obviously didn't scroll enough then, fuck
>>675082129
Cool, man, good times.
I'mma bail on you though, sorry! I'm done for the day, so, so much.
Later on!
>>675082116
if you like the dumpy southland farmer types
>>675082404
you know you want to fuck your cousin.
post pic of cousin.
>>675082300
Yeah, was man
All goods mate, catch up tomorrow!
>>675082442
I'd fuck your mum.... If I could find a hole that wasn't used already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNoG8JEpnUE
fuck u cunts australia is the best place
>>675082833
stupid
Make Britain Great Britain again
>>675062438
Faggot
tinychat is dead, thread is dying
was nice talking to you folks
I think we can shitpost this thing over the line, surely
>>675083683
I'm out also
>>675084181
challenge accepted
>>675062438
So boys which flag is going to win?
fuck you niggas.
fuck Rolo
Send this fuckin' thread now, 'cause it's done!
G'night, kiwis.
Wake up everybody
