Just got my dick sucked. How's everyones night /b/?
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Just got my dick sucked. How's everyones night /b/?
i'm calling the SPCA right now, OP.
>>675050007
no one cares that some broad munched on your micropenis op, also check em
>>675050007
well, trump could very well b pres, so my life is kinda shitty knowing how many stupid people are in this country
I forgot to do an essay
So now I'm fucked
yay
>>675050227
Who do you want to win the election?
>>675050584
Lol an essay on what?
>>675050589
preferably bernie. he's the lesser of all evils in this election. He's not a liar(Hillary), he's not a bigot(trump), he doesn't put his religion before his people(cruz), and who the fuck cares about kasich at this point?
>>675051164
I feel you. Bernie seems like a pretty reasonable guy. Do you follow politics a lot?
>>675051748
somewhat. i wouldn't know who to vote for if it came down to either hillary or trump, but i would say i follow politics somewhat closely
>>675051164
Hernie Sanders is a socialist, his DUDE FREE STUFF LMAO tactics are only used to appease the masses, and his tax plan is outrageous
>>675052278
Watching debates and the news is just entertaining to me. Seeing a trump rally with a dude with a kkk hood and seeing ads with hillary barking like a dog is pretty rediculious
>>675052667
>socialist
"Sanders said: "I don’t believe government should take over the grocery store down the street or own the means of production, but I do believe that the middle class and the working families who produce the wealth of America deserve a decent standard of living and that their incomes should go up, not down. I do believe in private companies that thrive and invest and grow in America, companies that create jobs here, rather than companies that are shutting down in America and increasing their profits by exploiting low-wage labor abroad." http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/11/bernie-sanders-makes-his-pitch-for-socialism/416913/
>DUDE FREE STUFF LMAO tactics are only used to appease the masses
so....he's trying to get votes like every other politician by telling people what they want to hear? shocker
he wants to make college tuition free and provide healthcare for everyone,
>tax plan is outrageous
don't know much about it, explain it to me
>>675053144
trump seems to me that he's just trying to run a circus and people are actually buying it. it scares me
Knocked out a kid who's been talking shit for a long time. Took me two punches. He threw quite a few. But I only threw two. So it's been good. :)
>>675050816
comparative and theoretical efficacy of fish tacos
>>675054055
Trump is a fool. If he wins the election, im preparing for the worst
>>675054362
so am i, as well as a lot of people i know. i know a shit ton of people who are voting for bernie, yet hillary and trump keep winning
>>675050007
Who's the lucky guy?
>>675050007
did you suck his balls after he blew you?
>>675054174
Lol i feel you. This kid was talking shit about me a few weeks back and i fought him and won. He kept saying how his life is better than mine and that it was luck that i won. 2 weeks later, his grandpa dies and his house gets forclosed on
>>675054641
Im preparing for war because no country will take us seriously with him as a president
drunk, drinking, listening to jazz, Bill Evans mostly. Life is good. For now. new job coming. On vacation now. Nothing.
On the 10 east driving back from LA
>>675055064
This
Trump is the kind of person who can dish it out, but can't take it. everytime someone says something bad about him, he HAS to respond, he has no humility. putin or jong-un will call him a stupid face or an idiot or something like that and then he'll pull out the nukes to get the to shut up
>>675055239
Im hoping to get a new job next week. Aldi starting pay is $13 an hour
>>675055509
Top kek. But a very believable scenario
>>675055551
thats legit, good luck.
>>675056063
Thanks anon. I was going through a xanax problem but i slipped out of it and finally wanna fix my life
>>675056202
america in a nutshell
legalize all drugs, put the cartels out of business, stop sending people to jail for drugs, stop wasting so much money on the failed war on drugs, what's so hard about that?
>>675056469
If drugs were legal, the idiots would overdose and die off, and the left over drug users would function on their doc and the rest of the world would be sober.
>>675056763
natural selection at it's finest
>>675057015
We have so many issues in the world that what a person chooses to do to their body and brain should not be the governments concern
>>675057364
i agree. unless whatever that person chooses to do will cause physical harm to someone else
>>675057586
I smoke pot on the regular and i dabble with other stuff on the occasion, and im able to function fine and no go off the deep end. But ive had friends who would do just about anything for a bag of heroin
>>675050007
>tfw faganon
>tfw every time someone knows my sexuality on this site ignores me until i deliver boypussy
>tfw im never taken seriously and receiving de hits from a bunch of men whom are mad with the opposite sexuality.
>tfw i never did anything to you
>tfw i have to hide my sexuality at any cost if i want to interact with you
4chan a site for free-speech? I don't think so, everybody here is taking advantage of the anonymity of the site to act like an edgy bully, everyone who doesn't enjoy gore, animal cruelty, pointless raids or being a general asshole are attacked because they're not "behaving" like a "4chaner".
>and4 "boypussy or gtfo attention whore"
>ANDB5 "If you don't want us to bash you about your sexuality, dont say it"
Here is a list of some of the threads that i can't participate because it requires the implicit identification of the general characteristics about the poster:
1.- Greentext threads (Can't say i do gay things or i acted like a fag)
2.-Beg threads (Where they demand the email or linking and online profile with info)
3.-"At your worst, at your best, in your future" threads and every thread alike.
You guys are really hideous sometimes you know
>>675050007
Deleted my Reddit page. Feels good. Fuck that gay ass site.
>>675058584
Deleted my instagram a few days ago. No bullshit anymore lol
>>675058456
>You guys are really hideous sometimes you know
>hideous sometimes
Is there a time where we are not?
>>675051748
no one follows politics or knows basics of economy if they're picking bernie
>>675060220
If your opinion isnt the same as mine, you cant possibly follow politics
>>675058456
Either low quality b8 or get the fuck off 4chan you fucking pussy, you might as well an hero if words on the internet bother you that much.
>you're the cancer
been better, getting ready to go off myself. Just finished the suicide note.
Sup. Meet Javiela, my fucking bitch of an ex. She fucks some nigger while her friends watched and I figured it all out. She liked to get in the ass and she has a really nice pussy. It's payback time. Here's some fuck videos we have https://mega.nz/#!GdgiRLAI!pcmfB60MhqSIiFLfcWGfY1p5Deort3Stu2h-Z82olvQ enjoy /b/ 7
>>675051164
vote for kasich, bernie and trump are gonna ruin the economy
>>675060925
Surely life cant be that bad /b/ro
>>675051748
whats that picture suppose to mean
>>675050007
Made challenger 1 on rocket league.
That's all I did today.
>>675060925
Could you summarize it for us?
I finally made it to the Nuclear Throne.
And then was promptly incinerated. Going to roast the bong and give it one more go.
>>675058456
Faggot you can say and do whatever you want. The implications are what hold you back, because you give a shit what others think, and when they decide they don't like you, you bitch and cry and claim that this site isn't freedom of speech when it is.
>>675061651
The aliens sent us radio communication and we think thats its just dubstep because its bad music
>>675050227
I know, can you believe some stupid assholes won't vote for our Lord and savior Donald "The 'do" Trump?
>>675061935
Ive been taking massive dabs out the bong tonight
>>675060220
Tfw anyone thinks socialism is a remotely good idea for the USA right now with our massive 19 trillions worth of debt
>>675061852
Life fundamentally isn't worth living.
>>675062223
What brings you to that conclusion?
>>675062223
I respect someone's choice to tap out when they want so I'm not going to try and stop you. I will ask why not do something more creative now that you've attained infinite freedom? Why not rob a bank and get into a crazy car chase? Or move to Mexico and fuck up the cartels until they eventually behead you. I mean, right now man, right now you've got the most options you've ever had.
>>675062223
Logically speaking, life ain't worth shit, live and die and contribute nothing in the end. Tbh though I couldn't off myself for that reason, no, I have plans. I don't feel like just dying because I can't do anything about this world, but at the same time when I do die, I'm gonna off myself in the most hilarious manner I can think of.
>>675062338
I either die now, or I slave at some job for the next 60 years and die "happy" because I have enough money to own a sports car and a big house.
>>675062508
Or you wrap yourself in det cord and die in a public bathroom after taking as many laxatives as you can buy with twenty dollars.
>>675062508
If you think life is about money and cars and thats what makes a person happy, you got it all wrong. You can write music, draw pictures, go hiking And see a lot more of the world, travel across countries, try new food, new drugs, get laid, excersise, sky dive, build things. The possibilities are endless
>>675054362
I've got a bunker and about five years worth of supplies stocked up for a shitstorm.
>>675062427
Hmm, you raise an interesting point. Stealing a Porsche and going out at 150 MPH sounds a lot better than in my bed with a shotgun in my mouth a la cobain.
>>675053867
Tbh, sanders and literally everyone else have shitty plans, who we elect might not even matter because if our debt gets worse, we're fucked.
>>675050007
I had extremely good sex. Shot my load all the way to her shoulder and all over her back. So doing good, thanks for asking
>>675064300
>his shoulder
> his back
That's now correct.
