post your religion, get roasted
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post your religion, get roasted
is lack of religion an answer
>>675049543
sure
Rupert Heflyism
>>675049376
Pastafarian
Norse.
>>675049376
Pastafarianism!
Im an atheist
wicca
do your worst
>>675049376
Atheist. I say agnostic in public to not put people off.
>>675050238
You already did
>>675049796
>yfw you're still clinging to a dead religion.
>>675050703
Well shit my fuck
Catholic
>>675049796
>>675050933
Roman Catholic
>>675049376
ex atheist
>>675050976
aye
>>675050238
Fuck off Greg
>>675050232
>>675050355
*tip*
>>675051040
*reverse tip*
Islam
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>>675050976
Creepy asf religion to me.
>>675051204
me too
I practice Haruhism:
https://www.nyusu.fm/en/board/topic/5556/haruhiism-the-religion-of-haruhi-suzumiya
>>675049731
Your gods a pussy with a list of "I'd rather you nots" instead of actual, manly commandments.
>>675051204
:^)...
>>675049543
That's called atheism
A - negation, no
Theos - god
No god, no religion.
Buddhist and atheist
Is slapping hoes and smoking blunts while I count the money a religion?
>>675051307
the original, 'proper' masses are supposed to be conducted all in latin, I like a crusader ready to reclaim land
>>675051411
>Asian symbols
Instant trash.
>>675049376
Buddhist
>>675051436
>Triggered Jesus freak
theistic satanism
>>675050238
So are you an edgy teenager or an old hag that thinks her rancid pussy juice is magic?
>>675051174
atheists are pathetic, i has pathetic too, not any more
/k/ubism
>>675049731
>>675049840
boiled not roasted
Agnostic
Sup. Meet Javiela, my fucking bitch of an ex. She fucks some nigger while her friends watched and I figured it all out. She liked to get in the ass and she has a really nice pussy. It's payback time. Here's some fuck videos we have https://mega.nz/#!GdgiRLAI!pcmfB60MhqSIiFLfcWGfY1p5Deort3Stu2h-Z82olvQ enjoy /b/ 6
>>675049376
Norse !
Atheist with some spiritist beliefs like reincarnation.
>>675051633
The hipster "religion" because when people ask you what your religion is you get to go on a long winded tangent on how Buddhism isn't really technically a religion, it's also a philosophy and blah blah blah...
>>675051733
Underb8ed
>>675050933
How's it feel to have everything fun be a sin?
Taoist but also practice buddhas teachings
>>675051321
As Salaam Alaikum
>>675051699
No u
>>675051697
Neither
Jew here
>>675052088
kike
>>675052059
Wicca female
>>675052088
>Jew
>post ends in 88
>>675051692
8th grader whose favorite band is Marilyn Manson and Slipknot. Doesn't realize theistic satanism is literally just Christianity but you're wanting to be edgy.
Atheist. try and roast me all the way to hell and back, o w8
>>675051733
Oh you
>>675052139
Kek, is that all
>>675052088
Shame we can't roast you kikes the old fashioned way, in a big ass oven.
>>675052088
>Post your religion
>Get roasted
>roasted
Is anyone else deeply saddened by the death of Spurdo?
Also, I worship Loki and Reynard. Roast away, children of Zion.
>>675050238
Literally the worst of them all
Wiccans are nothing but leeches that take feministic bits of old pagan religions and claim they are the true inheritors to this religion, meanwhile true Celto-Brythonic druids or Germanic pagans have to stay in the shadows because of your edgy little vegan club.
>>675049376
ITT: People arguing over whose imaginary friend is best.
>>675052088
>in a roasted religion thread
>Jew gets 88 dubs
Maybe there is a god.
>>675051692
So basically you acknowledge god and Jesus and all that junk, but your rooting for the guy we all know is gonna lose? You retarded or just an edgy teen?
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>>675050976
So you follow a religion that has no evidence to support, with no credible evidence your main character even existed, much less was a god. You follow a religion that condemns anyone who doesn't follow your teachings to hell. So Gandhi is burning in unquenchable agony according to you. Despite the fact that there are over 100 billion stars in our galaxy, and 100 billion galaxies just in the observable universe, with each star averaging multiple planets, you are the only living creatures, and that the aforementioned god, with no real evidence for existence, created all of it for you. You follow a boom that was written decades after its main character was supposedly alive, from third hand sources. Sounds... Plausible??
>>675049796
>Same
/thread
>>675051997
eh Catholics from my experience are more chill, the Bible is seen as more metaphorical than literal and there is a greater emphasis on forgiveness and understanding the human struggle with temptation and what not. It would be a lie to say im incredibly devoted, The last time i went to Church was 5 months ago but i do enjoy it because the message is pretty nice and the peopel are good (y) shame there are a lot of preists touching up lil niggas. I feel that people confuse Catholicism with hard core revisionism/protestant/born-again. Do i think theres something more to life? yeah mang, i hope so, do i think theres a hell thats fire and brimstone? dont think so...dont know. Do i think you would be sent there for giving in to natural hormones and having a cheeky fap? no i think there are more important things going on in the world...
>>675052211
male actually
unless you're talking about yourself then nevermind
>>675051937
As a Buddhist... You're right....
>>675050355
I also do this.
>>675052654
you forgot the s
>gods
>yes, you're american so your sentence is validated by your country's average IQ
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>>675052711
Holy Mother of get threads.
Roman Paganism
Jew here aswell
>>675053075
I think you're fibbing.
>>675053007
That's the posters chosen deity shining on them for just a brief moment
>>675050355
Such a fucking cop out
>>675050355
I know that fell, when you say you are an atheist people just give you a weird look like you are about to yell at them about how their god isn't real
Any Hindu fags on here?
This thread is bad and OP should feel bad. I'm just here to collect my dubs.
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>>675051832
jihadis are the only ones pleasing your gods. odin is disappointed
>>675053234
Mfw three of them are atheist and one talks about burning Jews.
Hey guys I have my own spirituality and undertanding of the universe
So what do I call that
>>675052782
fuck outta here with your sound logic. all you need is faith.
>>675052635
>implying European-centric pagans aren't as fake and edgy
>>675053224
Well I pray to them, mostly Jupiter, but I can't exactly afford grand marble statues of them.
>>675053455
fuk u
>>675052711
>but your rooting for the guy we all know is gonna lose
irony is that is paradoxical
satinism relies upon judaism, then chrstianity, islam etc.
in all of these religions is states that god created everything, and is all powerful, nothing can impose on his will.
meaning satan and god are the same thing.
so basically op of this post >>675051692
is just an edgy jew in disguise....
nice work faggot
>>675053486
Faggotism
agnostic
I don't care about any religion/atheism and on a chart of things I think about the most, religion/beliefs are probably at one of the lowest levels. Roast me
>>675053936
You have no balls whatsoever. Can't even pick the wrong side you're so much of a faggot. Epic pacifist who will let anyone walk over him because you're such a pussy.
Jew, inb4 I'm not some edgy atheist.
>>675054170
So you're an apatheist?
>>675053660
I'm staying until we get one of each kind of dubs and the winner is w/e group gets the most.
>>675054377
holy shit
>>675054377
checked
>>675054175
got any proof that god exists? no? ok
got any definitive proof that god doesn't exist? no? ok
with our understanding of the natural world and science in general, the evidence says that there is no god. however, a good scientist never accepts anything as a fact – anything can be disproven as more evidence is discovered.
>>675054170
You have an IQ around 70 and can only concentrate for 5 minutes if it's focusing on a TV. You're shallow and hide behind the comforting notion that you're super cool being "above" the masses. You'll probably die alone at your computer. >>675054170
>>675051526
he said lack of religion though, not atheism. there are religions that dont involve gods (i.e. shintoism), and he doesnt practice those either, so non-religious is broader and more precise than atheism.
>>675051526
Not all religions have gods.
>>675054368
Didn't know there was a term for it. Thanks man.
Atheism is literally the dumbest thing in the world, the existence of our finite universe is dependent upon the unlimited creating it.
>>675054170
>religion/beliefs are probably at one of the lowest levels
objectivly it is probably the most important aspect of our sentient life and our human life/existence.
society often neglect that, especially edgy atheist faglords who never even questioned what this thing we are all trapped in is.
but on their minds at the point of death they will feel an immense fear, and regret they never sought the answers while they had a chance
>>675054377
only 8s remaining
Hylozoist
>>675054566
And so you're too much of a loser to even establish an opinion. You're so scared of being wrong that you straddle the fence, effectively making sure you're wrong no matter which side is right.
nihilist
Idk why everyone has such an edgy fucking view of it.
>>675054662
>there are religions that dont involve gods (i.e. shintoism),
...WTF? Shintoism is animist. The entire point is that there are many gods.
And you meant "e.g."
>>675054706
No problem. I wouldn't call yourself it out loud or people will think you're some kind of douche, just saying.
>>675054592
U got me good bubby!!
>>675054377
Here we go boys...
>>675052782
Hey I'm catholic too
>>675049376
evangelical free will arminian baptist. None of that once saved always saved eternal secuirty bull crap.
>>675054994
>Nihlism
>religion
Lolk.
>>675055292
say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least its an ethos.
Zartoshti
>>675052834
That happens in schools too. Why can't we get past that. Nobody talks about 20% of same sex parent children being molested. Or that most pedo priests were gay.
>>675054566
You lost
mysticism
>>675054756
I've tried questioning it before, and I've tried looking at it from different standpoints. But I don't need something all knowing and enlightening to stand for and live for. And I also don't want to be a faggot fedora king that constantly debates and belittles people with beliefs. I just don't care to have a standpoint in general. I want to live my life following what I love without questioning it, and when I die, I die.
>>675055428
big lebowski kek
It's a watch contest and I need to win as a way to go to design school. It takes 2 seconds and means big for me. Thanks alot...
http://www.customizeyourbubble.com/watch/202
>>675055119
Too
>>675055428
Quote aside, Nazism is the anthesis of Nihilism.
>>675054739
Religion is the most retarded thing ever
>How did the universe be made?
GOD DID IT, MY IMAGINARY BEST FRIEND DAD WHICH I HAVE MADE UP IN MY MIND DID EVERYTHING AND HE LOVES YOU BUT IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW HIS AUTISTIC RULES I MADE UP HE WILL SENT YOU TO THE HELL I ALSO CREATED.
DON'T MASTERBATE!!! OR YOUR GOING TO HELL!
>>675055662
that is fair enough, freedom of choice.
i often see this life as a game or a ride, that gets me through day to day, though i know in reality it is a prison that we cant escape from, and that frustrates me
>>675054756
Whoa you hit a nerve I think
>>675056049
Who hurt you?
>>675056049
Damn, he urked you good.
>>675049376
I believe in the God of roasted ribs, niggers.
>>675049796
So how's middle school?
>>675055840
I have made a terrible mistake
>>675049376
Hail Satan
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>>675056201
No one hurt me, I just used caps
You're religion is retarded and so are you.
>if you eat shimp your going to hell
>>675049376
I'm a "don't give a shittest" aka "apatheist."
I don't even care enough to even ask if there's a god.
>>675055662
But love is, or will become, that thing composed of infinite questions and few answers. The deep yearning/lack is ubiquitous.
>>675056510
>tfw you think I have a stake in your response
>>675056156
not at all just giving a logical opinion to anons apathy about the ultimate.
everything we do as humans in this life is pointless and impermanent,.
spending a whole life building an empire of dust is less important that spending a life searching for freedom
>>675056528
but you care enough to post your 2kewl4u religion ITT
>>675056510
Your*
>>675056690
Freedom from what? Or who? Or which, for that matter...
>>675056789
Nice autism, you're still a religious retard
>>675056788
I'd have to care to think it was cool or not. I don't.
The farthest I've gotten with religion is realizing that I don't give a shit.
>>675056789
A point, sir. Minor, pedantic, and sniveling, undoubtedly, but a point nonetheless.
>>675049376
Apatheist
I find the concept of god irrelevant.
>>675055014
The things in praise/worship are foci but not gods
>>675056953
Nah I'm not that guy. I'm an atheist who thought that reply seemed a little too heated is all.
>>675057141
I just used caps to created a sense of forcefull stupidity
>>675056997
Uptight enough to need to defend his beliefs. Insecure.
>>675057102
What lead you to consider the concept? Other people, or inward motivation?
>>675049376
Satanist
>>675057102
>>675056528
>caring if god is relevant or not
I'm not sure I'm an apatheist is what I am if that's the definition. Concluding that God is irrelevant requires more giving a damn than I have to give.
Maybe I'm just a "Don't Give a Shittest" and not an "Apatheist."
Santeria
Come at me gringos
Pastafarian
>>675049376
Jediism
Islam
>>675056858
there are maby nanes to describe it but no english words I have found
samsara (indian word) or logos (greek word) are the closest words I have found to describe what this prison is.
english words just say "universe" or existence but it is much more than those 2 things combined.
it's a formless prison, manifested in this life as form, I.e us easting in a body within a universe, but as I said it's much more than that.
if one believed in a god, in the christian sense of the god, we are nothing but slaves in a prison it created for us.
I don't think their god is a benevolent entity like they would suggest us to believe
>>675057435
#zozz
~Coming to Facebook 2016~
Zoroastrian-Scientologist
>>675057417
Basically an edgy atheist.
Wicca :^)
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>>675056788
We have achieved one of each flavor of dubs.
>Nothing to see here.
nondenominational christian
![santana[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fuy6Tyx.jpg "santana[1].jpg")
I worship santana
>>675057755
0's?
>>675049376
Asatru, roast away faggots
>>675057755
>>675057747
Basically a pretty cool guy
>atheist
>>675056690
Not pointless, just finite. I became an atheist for a short while when I didn't find certainty in my religion. I came back when I realized it didn't have certainty, but it at least had hope. Also arguing apologists helped.
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>>675057467
Apatheist is a term I came up with myself to describe my thoughts on religion. Believing one way or another won't change anything. Either god exists or he doesn't, you have no control over it.
>>675057667
What is the difference between a prison and a vacation but choice?
>>675057862
0's are nigger dubs.
![carlos-santana-on-toast[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KQmCn5d.jpg "carlos-santana-on-toast[1].jpg")
>>675057829
amen brother
>>675049376
Atheist, not the "look at me im so fucking special" type. I just don't give a shit.
>>675049376
My religion is
get fucked get $
>>675057829
>tfw nobody to depend on
>>675057755
Couldn't be bothered to link in serial order, I see. Bad form.
>>675054377
checked
>>675053274
Hey friendo.
>>675057667
You sounded smart at first.
>>675058114
wat r u talking about m8? You can depend on him for some good grooves.
I'm one of Jehovah's witnesses. Burn me so bad that Hitler gets jealous.
>>675057955
I meant the general concept of gods, not your edgemaster lexicography.
Cory in the house
>>675058113
So you're a prostitute...?
>>675057634
Tfw no one has roasted your religion yet
I kneel only before Zod.
>>675058387
Or socialist.
>>675058155
And ruin the natural beauty of the dubs? Thats sounds like heresy to me /b/ro
>>675049376
rosicrucian christian
come at me
>>675058306
I keep a copy of that kingdom magazine or whatever the fuck it is near my door. If Jehovah faggots come knocking, I offer it to them before they say hello. Confuses the shit out of them.
>>675057955
How exactly is it edgemaster? Words and ideas have to originate somewhere, calling it edgy to define a belief is moronic.
I meant exactly what I said; the concept. What is so confusing about this for you?
>>675058498
Natural beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I like a clean line up, and we have the technology. Also, where dem nig dubz?
>>675057988
>What is the difference between a prison and a vacation but choice
that is a very funny philosophy, but trying to relate, I could say the destination is the main difference.... or the experience
why are we stuck in an ever changing universe, with no happiness but only suffering (conventional happiness is just a reduction of suffering), trapped in an impermanent fragile body, with no way out, and depending on your logic or belief in karma and knowledge of the functions of the universal laws, there is no end to it. i.e death is not the end, so not even soldiering this life through or an hero now gets us out!
this place is not a nice place to be stuck in.
>>675054662
>lack of religion
>RELIGIONS that don't involve gods
>RELIGIONS
retard.
Southern Baptist
>>675058306
What's a JW doing here? I thought you guys hated websites like this. Also, you don't accept evolution as fact, so there's a huge problem.
>>675058799
Shintoism is a religion, and it doesn't have gods.
He gave you an example right in the post.
I don't even...
>>675058750
Says the raindrop to the snowflake. Our natural states aside, the undeniable meaninglessness of the longterm is not an excuse to ignore the unavoidability of the short term. Conundrum though it may be, you will need to shit and eat tomorrow.
>>675049376
I joined the military cause I like sucking the penis of the state. I'm a statist.
Serious question for any Catholics, do you seriously believe that the bread and wine becomes Christ's body during communion? If so, why do you believe it? And don't say "faith" or because of your interpretation of the bible either. What other evidence is there for such a ridiculous claim?
>>675058799
>RELIGIONS
>not using a dictionary to find the definition of a word
retarded faggot
>>675058889
I went to a southern Baptist private school.
>>675059063
>shinto
>no gods
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Japanese_deities
![smiling-obama[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/0qn46Rc.gif "smiling-obama[1].gif")
>be me, a married jew
>wife believes in this shit, not me
>want to eat bacon, don't want to do bullshit rituals for no fucking reason
>don't want to go to synagogue
>she pestures me into going one Saturday morning
>sit in services, bored out of my skull, pissed off I have to be there
>jew hat falls on floor, don't pick it up
>taps me on the shoulder to tell me I dropped it
>I'm irratable as hell, startled when she taps me, I yell "God Damnit" louder than the cantor's annoying singing
>entire congregation silent
>mfw I'm never asked to go to services again
>>675059366
>wikipedia
Scientologist
Religion is basically what mental illness was before we fully understood it.
>>675059579
All of life is a mental condition by definition. What tells you which to shit on?
>>675049376
Agnostic-Atheist
Not militant about it.
>>675059550
http://www.onmarkproductions.com/html/shinto-deities.html
Here, have some obscure site that looks outdated as fuck but says the exact same thing.
>>675059270
Which one?
>>675059144
>you will need to shit and eat tomorrow
of course I woudn't suggest for people to forget that which is conventionally necessary to do what we must in this life to survive.
that includes working for money, or finding temporary happiness in petty things material or otherwise.
I would suggest a balance, of one eye on the future in this life but one eye on the ultimate.
keeping that are efforts are in vein, so focusing on purely worldly affairs are stupid.
death can and will take us at any moment, and we will be unprepared for it.
and to seek and work towards the objective of getting out of here.
for if not we will all just be in a cycle of cesspool existences in this universe again and again.
![200_s[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/tN8CTuS.gif "200_s[1].gif")
>>675059917
tl;dr
Memeist
I unironically worship Cthulhu, /r/oast me.
>>675060065
8 short sentences, tl;dr
defiantly American
>>675060390
might as well worship sauron or lord voldemort, why chose cthulhu
why not choose a more better villan, like darth vader or hans gruber
>>675058504
wow, honestly disappointed nobody decided to grill me on my special snowflake esoteric bullshit
![lol[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DhBoU3z.jpg "lol[1].jpg")
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>>675060394
the fuck did you just say about m... oh, nevermind.
>>675049376
could existentialism be a religious term?
That is, belief that I am free and responsible of my own will?
