Ok /b/, let's play Fuck Marry Kill.
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Ok /b/, let's play Fuck Marry Kill.
Fuck- Leia
Marry-Rey
Kill-Padme
>>675032103
FKM
>>675032404
whatre you stupid or something?
Rey is literally the most bland characters SW has ever come up with. Literally the Marry-Sue X10000000000000 of the whole franchise, terrible design to please sjw's so they couldnt complain since she can literally learn the force on her own in 15 seconds
for me it would be
M/F/Kill then keep shooting with a gun till there are 100 bullet holes in the cunt
>>675032103
Fuck padme
Marry Leia
Kill rey
>>675032103
Fuck Padme
Marry Princess Leia
Kill Rey
>>675032103
Fuck padme marry liea kill ret.
>>675032103
Same order
>>675032103
Fuck Padme, marry Leia, kill Rey.
>>675033487
FMK
>>675033383
you know how its done.
>>675032103
>Fuck Rey
>Marry Padme
>Kill Leia
>>675032103
Fuck Leila
Marry Padme
Kill Rei
>>675033487
Fuck Phoebe
Marry Rachel
Kill Monica
Anything else is wrong.
Fuck- Padmé
Marry- Rey
Kill- Leia
>>675037551
>Literally me
>>675032404
Correct answer bro
>>675037551
Same
Fuck: Padme
Marry: Leia
Kill: Rey
fuck Rey
Mary Padme
Kill leia
Fuck rey marry padme kill leia
>>675033487
K F M
Kill Rachel, total toxic cunt
Fuck Monica, who doesnt want food afterward
Marry Phoebe because random
>inb4 Penguin of D0om
Fuck Leia, Marry Padme, Kill Rey
>>675032103
Fuck- Rey
Marry- Padme
Kill- Leia
If we're being honest, while she's the least interesting character, Padme is the best wife material. Leia is stuck up, and Rey is a strong independent black woman who don't need no man. Neither of those two make good wife material because they're too controlling.
>>675039904
Fuck Reynolds
Marry gosling
Kill seacrest
>>675032103
Fuck padme
Marry leia
Kill rey
kill padme marry rey fuck leia
>>675039904
FMK
>>675040968
You mean the 1980's or the 20XX's Leia?
>>675037551
>>675039745
>Kill Rey
>>675039904
What kind of fucking faggot are you? Are you really askinging fuck/marry/kill of those three men? Are you some kind of retarded faggot? You need to go back to whatever closet you are hiding in and stay there. No real man would ever ask something so blatantly obvious. Fuck Ryan Gosling, marry Ryan Renolds, kill Ryan Seacrest.
>>675033487
Fuck all of them
>>675032103
Fuck: Leia
Marry: Padme
Kill: Rey
M- Leia, for sure
the other two are too difficult
>>675032103
Fuck, marry, then Kill Padmé. It's what Anakin did after all.
>Anni you're breaking my heart.
>>675036708
This. Sorry Leia, ur not that hot.
>>675041947
Marry Wendy's girl, fuck the burger King king, kill Ronaldo McDonaldo
Fuck padme
Marry Rey
Kill Leia
>>675043546
My nigga
I'd fuck padme
I'd marry rey cause that accent is cute as fuck
and kill leia.....
>>675044158
kill meghan trainor, fucking stupid ugly fat cunt
fuck ariana,
marry the other girl.
>>675032103
Fuck Padme because she's hot but not wife material.
Marry Rey because she is clearly the most intelligent and talented of the three ("Mary Sue" be damed, she's just better than all the rest), knowing more about mechanics and the force than the other two and Chewbacca combined, even tho she's the youngest.
Kill Leia because she's uggo.
>>675039904
FMK
Seacrest is a lieral faggot
>>675041028
Closer is such a good movie
>>675039960
>>675040004
Objectively the correct answer.
>>675032103
Let's play Fuck Kill.
>>675044998
You're dumb. Too easy. Fuck Rey kill Leia.
>>675044158
I'd marry Ariana, kill Trainor and fuck the other gal.
>>675043546
literally cant stand her weird face
>>675045433
Kill Carl
Fuck Bill
Marry Neil
All 4 letter first names, odd.
>>675044928
Objectively incorrect. Rey may have some abandonment issues, but that just means she'll be more likely to commit in the long run. That, and she's the smartest, cutest, etc etc of the three. She is the most wife material.
Killing Leia is correct tho. She's not long for this world anyway. It's just euthanasia.
>>675045433
marry bille nye, fuck carl sagan, kill tyson
am I the only one that hasn't seen the new star wars?
Fuck leia: Insane slutty coke head
Marry Padme: Highly educated, classically beautiful
Kill Rey: Begrudgingly, shes still hot as fuck
>>675045676
Apparently you troglodite.
>>675045433
fuck bill, marry carl, kill neil
>>675038843
>>675039465
I like you bros
>>675041356
[spoiler]Not you. You suck.[/spoiler]
>>675041410
you got me
>>675045613
>>675045914
racism
>>675046077
dubs can't lie
>>675045676
if you've seen the old one you've seen the new one. Its the same movie.
What's next on the menu chef?
>>675042291
But Anon If you Kill the king instead then you become new king (just make sure to fuck Dairy Queen)
Fuck Leia: Cause she's hot
Marry Padmé: Cause she's hotter
Kill Rey: Cause she befriended a nigger
>>675046713
Simple.
Kill Leslie, marry Anne and fuck April.
Unless we're talking about the actresses themselves then I'd flip flop April and Anne.
>>675046713
Fuck Ann
Marry April
Kill Leslie
>>675032103
Leia-Fuck
Padme- Marry
Rey- Kill
>>675045518
You're crazy.
>>675046273
so i'm not missing shit then. I just wanted to see a proper sequel for luke's story. I want to see him use his power to bring balance to the force and the galaxy. Lucas would have been better off if he just kept the story going after return of the jedi.
>>675047421
That's probably going to happen in 8 or more likely 9. Luke has a brief cameo in 7. For which he was apparently paid $1mil
>>675045590
not really. Bill is short for william. and Niel is short for JaNielcus
>>675032404
only right answer
>>675032404
this
>>675041947
Marry- Wendy's Girl
Kill- the Burger King
Fuck- Ronald Mcdonald, I wanna see clownboy's makeup all up on my dick
>>675047682
Depends if you're talking about 70's Leia or 2016 Leia. Today, I'd fuck Padme and marry Rey.
>>675047298
i love her face
>>675036708
correct
>>675041947
Fuck/marry Ronald, kill rest
>pic VERY fucking related
>>675042107
Are you kidding??
>>675032103
Kill Leia, fuck Padmé, marry Rey
>>675045433
Fuck Bill, marry Black Science Man, kill Carl b/c already ded
>>675033487
KKK
>>675032103
kill leia
Marry Padme
Fuck Rey
>>675032103
kill/fuck/marry.
>>675045433
Marry - Carl Sagan
Fuck - Bill Nye
Kill - Neil deGrasse Tyson
I'm actually a huge fan of Neil deGrasse Tyson but I cant fuck a nigger (even if he's my favorite one)
>>675047918
Me too.
>>675032103
Fuck Leia.
Marry Padame.
Kill Mary Sue.
>>675047581
yeah, spoilers saved me 10 bucks. After I knew solo died and luke wasn't the hero I just didn't give a shit anymore. I don't understand why he didn't have a bigger part if the movie, he could have been like obi juan kenobi, guiding the new heroes and hanging out with han. Did he just get shafted the role, or did he refuse to be the main hero?
>>675048951
I'd marry the fuck out of her soo quickly. She's English, and not chav scum so that's a major plus.
>>675047682
>>675047730
>>675048089
>>675048500
Ye fakking fanboyz
>>675045251
No you.
>>675032103
this is simple
fuck leia, marry Rey, kill padme
>>675049003
Obi-Juan?
>>675049384
>this is simple
proceeds to fuck it up
>>675041356
>not killing Rey
>>675032103
Fuck Padme, marry Rey kill OP
>Marry Padme. She is the most beautiful woman ever, and was a Queen. She has the right combination of being loving/caring/gullible/trusting that she is prime wifey material. Also, she is a Jew, so she would be good with money
>Fuck Rey, especially after she is all sweaty and hot and bothered from scavenging all day in Jakku, I would lick her sweaty butthole
>Kill Leaia,too much baggage, and Han and having Kylo probably wrecked her vagina
>>675049404
the dumb part is that i googled it to make sure and still fucked it up.
>>675049198
Pleb
>>675043546
>>675050305
Looks nothing like her.
>>675050305
More like Dillon Harper.
>>675032103
Kill fuck marry
>>675034606
>>675050779
Marry Oprah. Since she's loaded as fuck.
Fuck Mecha Streisand
Kill Kim "the Couch" Kardashian
>>675050779
streisand,oprah,kim
>>675033487
who else read it, 'Fo-eebi'
>>675049898
this is very well-thought out, and is the right answer
>>675051444
no one. also checked
FMK?
>>675051098
fuck trump, marry trump, kill hillary
>>675032404
>not marrying a queen
wtf is wrong with you people
>>675032404
/thread
>>675052532
F/K/Emma
>>675052199
this
>>675052532
Marry J-Law - She's the only one with a real future
Fuck Anna - She seems like she knows how to have a good time
Kill Emma - Easily the single most overrated girl of all time
>>675053322
emma. Smart and sexy. whats overrated?
>>675045433
Fuck Neil degrass tyson cuz black dick
Marry Carl Sagan cuz decent/passionate pot head
Kill Nye's wrinkly balls
>>675032404
thread over, everyone go home
>>675036708
This
>>675053424
>feminist
>smart
>>675033127
millennial prequel apologist detected
>>675053880
did you get a degree from an ivy league school?
Didn't think so.
