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How do you really, truly please a woman? To make her happy and

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How do you really, truly please a woman? To make her happy and content?
I want to make sure she's never tempted to cheat on me.
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>>675031071
Dont fall in love and always expect them all to cheat . Sometimes thats not the sole reason for cheating, so just try to be a man, dont let her feel that you are clinging on to her or any of that beta bullshit.
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>is he really the best i can get?

IT'S FUCKING SUPERMAN if you don't apreciate it you are a whoring cunt
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>>675031774

Yeah. That's the joke.
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>>675032168
no, you are the joke
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>>675031071
just give her orgams whenever she wants.
And maybe some hugs and cook sometimes for her. That's all.
GL
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>>675031071
First find a girl with integrity. Then she'll never cheat unless you're an utter bastard.
Oh, I see...
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>>675031071
Use neurolinguistic programming (NLP) on her. The only way to 100% ensure that she wont cheat on you is to dominate her:
physically - chackles (may be criminal)
emotionally - make her into a miserable ball of scum (too much stress and drama)
spiritually - involve her into a cult (too hastle)
psychologically - fun through NLP
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>>675031071
learn to not care if you please her or not
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>>675033960
But I love her so god damn much, I don't ever want to lose her. I have it in me to prove to her, but it's still confusing on how I should act to prove it.
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>>675034160
then you have already lost
good night
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>>675031071
i used to truly please a woman.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
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>>675031071
Women are parasites.

Learn it young.
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>>675033693
+1, As with plutonic friends, you need to find people who have good hearts. That's the foundation of any good relationship.

From there, you need to make sure you truly love yourself before others can love you. Do you, OP? Could you exist without a GF in your life? Could you thrive without a GF in your life? If so and you truly love yourself, then others can as well, and they are much less likely to cheat on you.

Also, I'm a big believer in "once a cheater, always a cheater". There are exceptions to any rule, but that's a solid one.
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>>675031071
Who cares?
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>>675034305
So it's not up to me to win her, it's up to her to just fucking get it through her thick skull that I love her and she has to be in control? The one who decides not to cheat?
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>>675034305
Pretty much this.
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>>675034896
Get the Fuck out with that plus one bullshit Go back to /r/
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>>675031071

Women are essentially selfish, vapid cunts and they'll always be tempted to cheat on you. Stop caring what she does, who she does it with and stop caring about what she thinks about you/others and she'll constantly be trying to get you to validate you.

Women want to tell themselves they're better than other women. Keep her as a fuckbuddy and she'll busy herself trying to monogamy you up but under no circumstances should you give into any of her demands.

I find it helps when you first start fucking a woman to give her a list of bullshit things "you'll never do" even though you do them with every woman so she gets to feel smug and empowered by eventually "convincing" you to do them. Give in to one demand every couple of months (remember to barter something valuable in return) and you can string them along for up to a year.
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There is nothing you can do that will ever make another person happy.
You can give moments of joy and share those with someone.
Happiness comes from within. You cant give that to someone.
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>>675034368
I don't like how you try to find a thread you can reply to, while inserting your bullshit dumbass fucking dumb song
I'm on youtube and reporting your video for terrorism.
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Ruthless self improvement. Never settle and always push yourself to be better than you were yesterday. If a woman cheats on you and you have been working on yourself then it is a chance to move onto a better person.
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>>675035432
>>+1
I believe you are thinking of Google Plus, you rudy poo
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>>675036093
Cuck.
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>>675031071
>Make her squirt
Shit you not I had a one night stand with a girl who clearly states that she wanted only a one night stand. No kissing or anything intimate like that. The moment I made her squirt you know what happened? She pulled me in and kissed me. Do you know who she's been bothering non stop since then. This fucking bitch.
>no pic related because I got caught cheating on my ex gf because somebody white knighted.
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>>675035583
Girls give it to guys. They're so brainwashed, it's silly. A man doesn't feel like a man until he has the love of a woman. Usually his life is dependent on this woman, for a bunch of stupid fucking reasons, most of the reasons being that is what he was told to want when he was growing up.


Men and Women both cheat
but
guys are capable of denying themselves things. easy women, alcohol, seeing friends.
women cannot do this. they just cannot fucking do this. if they even get the idea in their head that they can cheat, then they will. they have no consequences, they have no comeuppance, nothing bad is going to happen to a cheating woman.
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>>675031071
Comprehension.
If you can truely and fully understand her and what she desires (and fill it dayli) she won't need to go away to satisfy herself
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treat her like a princess and fuck her like a G^d forsaken whore... Remember if you act like anything else than a prince then youre just going to look like nigger
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>>675031071
Don't bother. All women are prostitutes.
Masturbate and do whatever you want.
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>>675036486
Cuck.
See
>>675036648
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>>675033721
He is negative but NLP is something you need to know about.
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>>675034160
You can't. Women are hard-wired to cheat. It's their basic nature. The few that actually manage to overcome their nature do so because of a strong sense of ethics rather than any loyalty to their spouse.

The only way to not have a cheating wife or gf is pick one that would rather die than lie.
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>>675031071
Don't be a cuck retard. Women are prostitutes and you're paying for Sex.
Would you pay for dinner If it was a roommate and not your girlfriend? No fucking way.
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>>675031071
Are you serious OP?

First and foremost a man wouldn't ask that question. Real man does not care if woman cheat because real man knows pimping ain't easy.

Real man is strong. Be real man.
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>>675034368
pasta
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>>675038206
You sound like a typical whore.
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>>675034368
Omg thank you I've been looking for this pasta, care to post the original words?
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Do you see how many different "pics you shouldn't post" threads there are every day?? Women are all whores, and the ones that aren't, are either boring as fuck, or just waiting to become a whore.

Whatever she's done before you, she'll do again, and whatever she does with you, she'll do after.

It's time to come to terms with this. The sooner you convince your subconscious to not care, the sooner you'll live a happier, more fulfilling life.
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>>675038394
You sound beta.
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>>675039154
Typical whore response.
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>>675039326
Typical beta response.
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>>675031071
Get a woman under your league enough to make her think your the best she'll ever get while also making sure she's hot enough to please you
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>>675035448
You're a fucking idiot and you don't know what you're talking about
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>>675039774
How is he wrong?
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>>675037226
>women are hard wired to cheat

No. Nope. No person is "hard wired" to do anything, but good job demonstrating how little you understand about the human brain and women/people in general.
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>>675040342
Women will leave you for a little more $$ from another guy.
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>>675039774

Well it's a good thing you're here to set the record straight and give us factual information instead.
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>>675040342
FOUND THE FEMINIST!!

Tits or GTFO.
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>>675031071

> How do you really, truly please a woman?

Be tall, strong, handsome, rich and funny.

> I want to make sure she's never tempted to cheat on me.

You'll never be sure of that. You may be all the above and she'll bang the gardener because... whatever reason.
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>>675040937
Forgot all but rich.

$$$ is the only requirement.
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>>675039912
First of all he's talking about manipulating people to get what he wants.
Second he claims "all women are vapid cunts" and sweeping generalizations like that are always wrong.
I could go on but I won't. I will say it's obvious this anon has little experience with women/healthy and loving relationships, because no sane individual would actually believe this trash about more than half of the people on this planet.
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big dick, lotsa money, and hire a sniper/undercover dude to track her wherever she goes, and any dude starts layin the moves he gets rekt half a mile away
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>>675035448
Not true mate.

As much as society has blinded you, you have to change your perception of women.

Yeah you get the cunts but there are nice women out there buried beneath all the shit.
You know when you find one cuz she'll be your bestfriend that you get to fuck.

Stop being manipulative to women and they might change their attitude towards you. (Very rare though)

Or be a cunt to women your whole life and end up sitting on your porch drinking spirits remembering "the one who got away" because you treated her like horse shit.
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>>675031071
You can never fully please a woman. Thats why they got us thrown out of Eden
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>>675040527
No they won't. You're probably just really boring and a shitty fuck.
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>>675040527
Shit. Women will cheat on you just because her coworker gives her a few compliments at work while she's mad at her husband for not taking out the trash.
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>>675031071

you have never had a woman, you will never have a woman.
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>>675041109

Rich is the most important one, but all the rest have their part. Imagine you're a woman. You want a rich guy to take care of your kids. So you marry him but he looks like a toad.

But that mexican pool boy, so cute! Bang him and tell ugly he's got a baby. Probably won't recognize it because he'd have to admit to have been cucked.

This makes the most biological sense, and whatever makes the most biological sense is ultimately what happens.
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>>675031071
you don't bother. it's a zen approach
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>>675040829
I'm not here to do shit. If you believe any of this then you're too stupid to help.
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>>675041212
Young women are generally prostitutes.
Sucking dicks for shekels.
Why do women want to look really good? Because they want to attract a dick to suck money out of.
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>>675041407
They move up all the time. Paying for dinners paying for Sex.
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>>675031071
The best way to not get cheated on is not investing in a relationship with one in the first place, no relationship, no cheating.

People in general are prone to cheating, and if you don't give the the platform to cheat on you, then you never have to worry about it.
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>>675041603
Yeah, you're wrong. I get you're jealous because you can't get that kind of action.
And that's okay.
Just try not to let it get to you too much.
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>>675039649
Sad but true
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>>675031071
give her chocolate
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All these threads are literally the same
Guys butt hurt because women won't fuck or sleep with them
Women are people as well and you arnt entitled to them and vice versa
Try to fix your attitude and find the right one for you
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>>675041517
Then they bang the Mexican, and lie. Say it's the rich guys child and say with moneybags the toad.
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>>675041455
Ah, the standard, feminist shaming tactic.

Shut up, Cunt.
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>>675041286

My perception of women comes from over 30 years of dealing with them. Women have no control over their emotions and need manipulating to make them manageable.

You tell me I'm "blinded by society" yet you're the one convinced happiness can only come from a single woman.
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>>675042016
bahaha...

>implying i want to sleep with anybody.
here's a shovel, keep digging.
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>>675042016
/thread
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>>675041603
Sorry kiddo but you're wrong.

I could explain it to you but it would be akin to firing bullets into a pile of shit.
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>>675041429
This is the fucking truth.
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>>675042041

That's what I'm saying. If you're rich and handsome their risk increases if they have a child with a third party. So they will tend to cheat less. They'll still cheat! But less and try no to get pregnant while at it.
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>>675041799
are people really this delusional? i seriously doubt that you have ever been in a relationship. if so, i pity the woman.
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>>675041556

>blah blah you're wrong because you just are

Kid, I've probably slept for longer than you've been drawing breath. Go get some experience in life.
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reddit.com/r/iamverysmart
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>>675042443
You know a woman that's paid for dinner on a date? Women are "equal" but men get to pay for everything.
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>>675031071
Fuck her good. Treat her right, but don't be a bitch about it.
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>>675042443
They are. Don't worry, most women are much smarter than the average /b/hard. Even if an anon weasled his way into a date, she would smell the creepy hatred from a mile away and book it the fuck out of there
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my girlfriend and i just split the bill, and that's only because i insist on her not paying for me when she offers. you have this warped, sexist version of what women are.
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>>675042864
Treat her right = Pay for everything

Yeah god bless the patchariachy.
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>>675042016
kill yourself.
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>>675042016
This
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>>675042016

B8/10
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Grow a dick made from chocolate that ejaculates money.
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>>675031071

Most of the times, you just need to be a semi decent guy who actually listens to her and provides good feedback to show you care, but note this only works if your girlfriend isn't a piece of shit.

If your girlfriend is a piece of shit, either stop being a beta cuck and realize this, or become one of the few self actualized individuals in history so that way they know on the deepest level that they in every way can't do better.

Very rarely will you meet a girl who's not hypocritical and unloyal, because unfortunatley, the best way to create a healthy, satisfying relationship is to generally avoid involving a fucking woman in them.
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>>675043064

Wait till she gets your ass in divorce court.
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>>675042709
whoops, meant for >>675043064 to reply to this
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>>675031071
That's fucking superman, why would a woman think that? I'm a male, but damn, no homo, if I was a woman, I'd want superman... of batman.
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>>675042016
More feminist boilerplate.

Bitch, go hop a doorknob or something. In my entire life of 50+ years I have met two women who never cheated on a spouse or BF. Both were nuns.

ALL women cheat. They are good at it and often get away with it because the men they cheat on care too much.
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>>675042177
I never said happiness can only come from a single woman. I was implying that you''ll regret your decisions. Sooner or later you'll meet a woman who is everything you could ever want and you'll push her away because your methods to women are complete ass.

Any girl would play you if you treat them the way you do. It's gravity mate, what goes up comes down.
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>>675043495
but the real question is.

>does she care about your shit too?
or is it just a thing of convenience on her part?
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>>675043495

Oh and lastly, NEVER MARRY.

It's a BIG red flag of she ttys to guilt you into marriage. Just pull some romance crap like "I want our relationship to be purely of love and compassion, not contracts and signatures" if you have the voice for that shit
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I trusted a woman, i got a case of herpes for the trouble.
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>>675033042
>That's what I'd do if I ever had a gf
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>>675031774
Should of had a very lightly Kryptonite laced condom not enough to hurt but enough to calm his bullet sperm and normal men to please that pussy
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>>675034160
You're halfway to being chucked already with the way you talk.
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>>675043706

At some point the common factor in all of your failures is you.
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>>675043958
Thats what ive done. She bucks n kicks occasionally but i got a promise ring instead. Top zoz
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>>675033042
Bullshit. If a better option comes along you'll get the "I guess it just wasn't meant to be" speech, no matter how good you are. She may regret it later.
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>>675031071
Think about it. If she was your Grandma's age and you didn't want to bang her, how long would you carry on a conversation with her?
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>>675042202
Implying you think your above us when it's most likely you feel rejected by women and wish to reject them as a way to deal with your insecurities. If you don't then good for you. I however think your lying to yourself saying you don't want to sleep with women, you wouldn't be here if that was the case.
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>>675031071
>please a woman
>please
>woman
You think that if anyone had a perfect answer to that they would be here on /b/? That question has been around since the dawn of time. Adam probably ate the goddamned fruit of knowledge because Eve was nagging the hell out of him and telling him he's doing everything wrong.
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>>675043832

Well in retrospect, women are almost naturally programmed to find the best man they can. If they get married and then find a better man, they'll most likely cheat on their spouse regardless.

It's pretty much nature.
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>>675043422
I'm serious. Nothin I said was even close to being radical, point out what you think was.
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>>675031071

learn some sociobiology, darwin sez wimminz is gullible and mens is liars, the best liars get the most gullible preggo, so practice lying, and ferget about happiness, aint no sech ting
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Guys it's simple, just read her mind so well that you can stay one step ahead of her endless demands no matter what you happen to be dealing with. Also make enough $$$ to swap your flesh penis out for a chocolate one that ejaculates money. Very simple.
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I'm a pretty good looking guy, and I've had several happily married women let me know I could have them if I wanted. I'm talking DL fucking, no strings attached.
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>>675043706
I'm not a feminists and I despise most of those who are. Nothin in my post was extremely feminist, point out what was and let me debunk you like a man.
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>>675043064
It's because everyone that gets up in arms about it has probably never actually even been in any kind of relationship with a woman, let alone a serious one.
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>>675044410
>Implying everyone likes people and wants to be in a relationship.. you are wrong.

I am no elitist, i just disdain people in general and don't trust people enough to want to be close to one.
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>>675044652
He can't, he's just mad that you already said what he was going to.
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>>675045025
I as well have trust issues. I still believe your kidding yourself saying you don't want a soft woman who you can trust and give all of yourself too. I think that's the problem with most guys on /b/ and I'm most likely projecting here but oh well I'll allow myself to be illogical. I think we were all the types of guys that wanted nothing more than one woman to give our all to, who was attractive yes but also found is attractive and who we could spend the rest of our days with, along the lines we all got hurt in one way or the other, leaving us bitter and cynical. This happened to me and I'm trying to recover still.
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>>675044104
Dumb bitch, I never said I was in any kind of relationship with any of them. Most of them are either family members or clients. Literally every woman I see professionally is a cheater. They come to me to talk about why they cheat and why their lives suck and why the husband they married isn't who they really wanted, etc. etc.

The one woman I did marry also cheated. Wanted to play with a younger dick while I was working 70 hour weeks to support her diamond addiction. Thank God for Pre- Nups. Tossed her ass right out on the street with barely clothes on her back.

Bitch actually thought she would win in a divorce against a divorce lawyer. Women are just stupid
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>>675031071
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks."

Every relashionship is a 50/50 chance. ALL of them. So, no matter what you do, everyone is a potential emotional breakdown.

Read some Schopenhauer and embrace the pain. Probably you will succeed, but is more likely not.
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Listen up OP and you beta cunts.

You treat a woman with respect and utter loyalty.
Go above and beyond for her.
Fuck her till she cums multiple times.
Give her all you have even if it isn't much.
Accept all she gives even if it isn't much.
Show her just as much sensitivity as masculinity.
Stand up for her and stand up for yourself.
Make life plans together and achieve them ffs.
Worship her body a touch more than you worship yours.

This is what a good woman wants.

If they are not a good woman you don't want them.
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You can't. Eventually one of you will get sick of the other.
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>>675045948
One of the good posts
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>>675045948
>implying there are good women.

Sorry, but you have a better chance of finding Bigfoot or Nessie
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>>675045788
>Read some Schopenhauer and embrace the pain.
this
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>>675046014
And that's on the list of why I'm going to be an hero.
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>>675034896
>plutonic friend
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>>675045948
I refuse to put any person on a pedastal.
People will fuck you over when given the opportunity.
The squeeze isn't worth the juice.
I'm not going to bust my ass for some tramp.
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>>675031071
Walk away if you're already worried it's gonna implode anyway
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>>675045677

Excellent dubs m8

But this is pretty much true, the majority of women I've met are just adult children. It's a damn shame that the best female qualities are generally male traits. Pretty much why it must be fucking great to be a faggot.
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>>675044652

You don't need to say radical thing to get angry responses, anon.

Go to a Black Lives Matter matter and say something COMPLETELY uncontroversial such as black men commit a disproportionate amount of crimes and you will be LAPIDATED.
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Had to study body language, suggestion and cues for my job. Can sniff out a lie before the person opens their mouth. Its almost like the body wants you to get caught.. hilarious
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>>675046477
But start a hashtag like #killallmen and nothing will happen.
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>>675045677
How is she doing now?
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>>675031071
lol nothing
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Give her more money than the next potential fuck
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>>675046663

Ah, shit will get thrown at that too, but since it's men against something women did it'll be ignored.

Biology is a potent force, and biology makes people overwhelmingly defend women.
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>>675046477

Kek, this

>>675046663

That's already a trending hashtag on tumblr.
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1. Your first problem is taking advice from /b/.
2. If you date the same type of girl, you're going to get the same result each time.
3. Not every woman is going to cheat. If you date trash, then you'll probably get cheated on.
4.its really not hard to make a woman happy, jesus christ buy her a fucking candy bar, make her a homemade meal, plan a picnic, go on a roadtrip, the fucking list is endless.

Its not fucking rocket science.
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>>675047011
>>675047024
Where are the "feminists" saying this is wrong? Seriously. If I did a # about killing women or blacks or whatever how would that go?
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>>675034368

God damn it. Why the fuck did I just fap to this? And why the fuck do I want MOAR?

I guess home made lesbian porn is my thing. *sigh* anyone has pointers to more of this?
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>>675046791
Don't know, don't care.

She tried to justify her cheating because I worked so much. Never stopped her from buying shit though. All she had to do was manage the house and raise my kids That was too much to ask for, apparently.
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>>675046377
Then don't take my advise. That was for OP and all the beta fags in the thread.

If you want to be an alpha still be a gentleman. Surely if you're that alpha you don't need to play women to get them in bed with you. And calling them whores won't get you puss. you only call them that when you're in the puss.

The true alpha treats women like artwork, they handle their women with care so the next guy doesn't get damaged goods. It's called manors. so fine dine them you cheap bastards.
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>>675031071
if she cheats just murder who she cheated on you with tie her up and keep her locked ina basement for the rest of her life and make sure every moment of it is hell.
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>>675047626
>implying i care about my status in society.
alpha beta omega are just greek letters for all i care.
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>>675033721
This is a great way to die alone
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>>675047575
Posts like this make me want a mail-order-bride and ensure she signs a prenup before engagement.
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>>675036248
How is that cuck? I actually liked his response
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>>675048165
See an alpha knows these terms and understands them, dominates in the art of social engineering.
A young teen or beta bitchboy even understands the terms. It's the omegas who aren't even in the race.
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>>675047429

Your missing the key term of "feminism"

That shit isn't about equality anymore, it's about giving women special privileges and making the world the way they want it. The truth is, men usually don't and can't give a shit if crap gets thrown at them, because we live in a society built around protecting and defending women.

If you made a handbag like that, chances are it make some sort of low end news if it caught on, with the headline of "new hashtag sprouts from internet hate group"

Men are not the subject of talk when it comes to news, it's partly why no cases of men getting raped are ever publicly outted.
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>>675048486
As a lawyer, I'd advise against marriage at all. It's just a rope around your neck in most states. But if you just gotta put a ring on it, get a prenup. If she argues at all, just walk away.
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All a woman wants is food, sex, and a healthy amount of attention.
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>>675048906
Yeah. You're right. I'll try to avoid it for as long as I can. Thanks senpai.
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>>675040527
You have really high expectations for how much women love money and compliments. They're easy to get from any guy if you don't look like you got hit by a car. It's kind of off the table immediately for most women
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>>675048648

Lots of very defensive guys on here.
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>>675049091
The problem is that most women don't care where they get those from, so long as it meets their standards, and offer little to no loyalty to the men who provide it.
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>>675049091

No.
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>>675041407
This guy gets it
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>>675041603
gr8 b8 m8
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>>675049091
dont forget all your fucking money
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>>675042016
This is the only guy in here who's actually felt the touch of a woman
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How to please a woman:
1)give her all your money.
2)work 2+ jobs so she can live in a nice house and fill it with food and not worry about bills
3)NEVER GO INTO THE HOUSE.
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Pic related.
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>>675049814
/thread
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>>675043459
Not gonna lie this would be an enticing thing on a guy
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>>675043706
I feel bad for you that you have that abysmal of an outlook on life. If you wanna get somewhere you should try to be more positive or go outside or something
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Give her a good dicking when she wants it. Be romantic but be manly at the same time. Ask her how shes doing amd whats on her mind from time to time.

Shit like that.

My bf makes me the happiest woman alive
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>>675033042
don't forget to make her eat all the eggs
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>>675050721

What if someone who could make you happier than that came along, and was better looking?
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>>675049091
You project that women are as simple as men. They're not.
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>>675047348
This
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>>675050798

:^)
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>>675031071

You cant, it's a female biological prerogative to always seek the best partner, which means never settling.
And nowdays they can do it faster and easier with fewer repercussions and zero fallout.

I'm not saying avoid women, they can be fun and genuinely satisfying, but don't get attached or invested in one, thats when you lose out and get shafted.
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>>675050966
And that's why this thing called "faggots" were created. People who got tired of women's shit.
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>>675051202

Probably the only worth while reply in the thread.

Most women are just not made for relationships.
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Sup. Meet Javiela, my fucking bitch of an ex. She fucks some nigger while her friends watched and I figured it all out. She liked to get in the ass and she has a really nice pussy. It's payback time. Here's some fuck videos we have https://mega.nz/#!GdgiRLAI!pcmfB60MhqSIiFLfcWGfY1p5Deort3Stu2h-Z82olvQ enjoy /b/ 5
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>>675051218
Don't leave out pedophilia.
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>>675048906
/thread.
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Women are whores tbh.
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>>675033042
op dont take advice from mlp fags, its like asking a two year old how to file taxes
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>>675051778

But that's heresy and disgusting, you fucking faggot
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>>675048657
hey look, everyone, i just got called an omega.
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>>675050955
I dont think thats possible. I love what i have in front of me. I care for my boyfriend and his feelings. Anoyher man isnt worth the risk when i already have all i want in front of me
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>>675031071
>How do you really, truly please a woman?
tracing the alphabet on her vaggo with my tong has never failed me

>To make her happy and content?
ask her about her day, and convince her you're listening.

>I want to make sure she's never tempted to cheat on me.
Some women are faithless and nothing you do can change that.
And if you find a trustworthy one I'd tell you to conciser marriage.
as to your question
I'd say the only to make sure she's never tempted to cheat on you, is to always appear to be the best option.
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>>675051953
What you call heresy is what I call forbidden fruit, and the fruit is delicious, let me tell you.
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>>675052170
>Isn't worth the effort

Nice one.
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>>675034517
yes
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>>675052170

>6 billion people on this rock
>he's the 1

If you tell me you met in highschool... I actually don't fucking know.

But Jesus.. whatever..

But shit, did you confide stuff in him? Like pic related?
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>>675052346

>>>out
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>>675031071
Find the right girl and you'll both be happy.
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>>675051778
>>675052346
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>>675052276
This man has no dick
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