/b/ I just woke up from a coma a few days ago.. I had been unconscious since october eleventh, just under six months ago. When I woke up I did not know my name, age, or my shoe size.. I claimed the year was 1847, I believed my dad and an old friend who I have not seen in years were sent to kill me. A camera at a local store shows a white durango suv turned into my lane and hit me on my motorcycle while I was driving high way speeds of around 75 mph. The driver then ran away from the scene leaving me choking on my own vomit suffering seizures and a stroke on the side of the road for two hour while my bike burned in a ditch beside me. I broke every part of my skull from me cheeks, nose, and eye sockets to my jaw witch I broke in three places. I apparently suffered the worst traumatic brain injury my neurosurgeon had ever seen. 37 facial reconstruction and 3 brain surgeries later and I am here. I was only 20 having turned 21 in my coma and have only worked 8 months at a machine shop before my accident earning 24,000 dollars. I have been told repeatedly by many doctors and therapists that I will most likely never be able to work again do to both the damage of my body and mind. How fucked am I /b/, what can I do to stop feeling like my life is ruined before I have truly even been aloud to live it?
kill yourself.
timestamp or gtfo
Seriously motorcycles are fucking stupid. This happened to my uncle and almost every other motorcycle riding person I know . Why would you put your life in the hands of all the idiots on the road every time you decide to travel somewhere ?
you are like a main character in a comic book. get ready to see ghosts or demons or some kinda shit.
Fuck it bro live off government assistance and do cocaine sell some weed fuck hookers and girls you meet at bars. If you don't want to do that track down the fucker who did it to you and kill him then go to jail.
Build a device to switch bodies with Stephen hawking or however that retarded fuck is called
>>674968021
You'll have plenty of time to brush up on your grammar.
>>674968486
this
Bait
>>674968021
Well, you seem to be OK enough to type this post.
I say get yourself a gubment job. That way you can lurk Facebook all day and collect a 6 figure paycheck.
>>674968021
>woke up from coma
>doesn't know name or age
>remembers 4chins user and password
yeah, as if...
They won't last me have disability assistance because I didn't work enough before all this bullshit..
>>674968958
>user and password
Wut?
>>674968021
>only 20 having turned 21 in my coma and have o
lol america so poor they actually use office staplers
>>674968021
How does a motorcycle burn for two hours? It's mostly metal.
OP, if your story is real, the part about thinking it was 1847 is interesting. Were you experiencing some other life in your coma? I would want to hear moar about that. Write a "New Age" book about it and make bank.
>>674969098
You actually look pretty good, after it heals..
How can you read your phone?
Apparently logging into 4chan and giving a detailed paragraph of you accident isn't beyond your mental skills. You'll turn into one of those leeches that is capable of flipping burgers but goes the handout route.
>>674969358
Fuel can't melt steal - this has already been established.
>>674968021
Yo OP give me your paypal. Ill send you 300$ if you at least timestamp
Have you jacked off since you awoke? There's probably a lot of cum in your balls.
Should have worn a helmet, faggot.
>>674969374
logging in...
kek, you fucking newfag
>>674968021
All this happened, and you're able to post to /b/?
>>674968021
dont kill yourself bro, when youre able to walk just go to Europe (something like Norway or Denmark) and enjoy benifits
We all ruin our lives some way or another. You were lucky enough to have no blame in the ruining of your life.
If you were born this way would you consider your life to be ruined, or is it just now that you've been reduced to disability do you feel that your life is ruined?
>>674969369
It's hard but my phone soes text to speech.. It's nice.
>>674969925
holy shit it's legit. link your paypal idiot.
>>674969374
>LOGGING INTO 4CHAN
dude....
>>674968021
Cut the bullshit, wake from come a few days ago and now on /b/, like one wakes up like that from a coma.
>>674969925
LEGIT
Also, army?
>>674969925
Paypal dude here. Whats your paypal?
>>674969653
calm down, you edgy fuck
>>674969925
>phone does text to speech
bullshit. Then your first paragraph would have been like "BVliuarv,, godothherth. me feel afoiurknde cuz tmeehit is nota jk;eej hurt"
>24,000 dollars
Holy shit can I have some?
Donate https://www.twitchalerts.com/donate/wrecklessttv
wow holy shit i didnt think id run into you on 4chan bud. Hope youre feeling better. Also its travis. Hit me up sometime hope youre feeling better
>>674970177
Fuck you. Wear a helmet.
Don't let people tell you what you can or can't do. Only you can decide that.
>>674968021
>should be dead
>still alive
>bitches about it
kill yourself fagget
>>674970055
>>674969760
calm down, its an old hacker term when you visit a website.
>>674970217
Text to speech, not voice recognition.
>>674969925
How long has it been since you woke from your coma? And at what point did you realise that the year isn't 1847 and your dad wasn't trying to kill you etc. ?
>>674968021
damn so not only is your face fucked up and probably hurts to look at you, but your a potato now too, fucking sucks man, but hey does your dick still work at least?
Hmmm was planning on getting a bike lol. Bro nothings a lost cause man humanity os one amazing fucking thing you can make light out of the shit somehow some way.
>>674968958
kys
Hey OP, remember it's the smaller things in life that brings happiness
>>674970096
he went through a lot of surgeries and shit. talked to all the facets that assist with his injury. obviously it wasn't a few days ago you fucking moron.
>>674970379
oh then he would have understood it like
"four chan flour in the door car helmet get a bike faggot"
i'm sorry this happend to you
>>674969098
damn you ugly as fuck
>>674970321
nice singles, FAGGOT!
>>674970500
at least he has his penis
>>674969374
you should also kys newfag
>>674970217
You have clearly not even tryed using text to speech, nor have ever met or seen a blind or partially blind person. Leave your moms basement and get out more bro.
>>674969485
>steal
Drink bleach
>>674970372
Liar
>>674970641
Race me, kid. Ill no scope you.
>>674970648
Get your head out the gutter anon,
>>674970809
Underage b&
>>674968021
Nice joke you fucking faggot.
You have my condolences.
>>674969925
military uniforms aren't fucking fashion accessories, smashed up squash or not.
>>674970372
>old hacker term
Fucking burn in hell
>>674970927
You mean get your head out of the gutter and put out the fire on your motorcycle?
amiright?
find out who hit you and sue their insurance for a hundred million. fuck working another day of ur life. if you or the authorities can find who hit you, you'd be set
>>674968021
What does an 1847 computer look like?
>>674968021
Just get disabilitybux and live off the grid, the universe wanted you to join the NEET masterrace.
>>674968021
It's just a phase dude, you'll grow out of it.
>>674968021
Congratulations, you now have an excuse to go on disability and do drugs and play vidya for the rest of your life.
Jackpot.
HELMET?
...or were you too cool to wear one?
>>674968021
THAT'S INTERESTING ANON
WHAT ELSE DID YOU LEARN FROM GOOGLE
>>674971363
NEETs run this world
>>674970705
wake up sheeple. its been proven many times that jet fuel can indeed melt steel.
Paypal is: [email protected] but im not one to beg.
>>674968372
DURR NO THIS IS OP I CAN'T YOUR JUST GOING TO HAVE TO TRUST ME DURR
>>674971583
wtf nothing can melt steal. steal is a legendary object used by niggers for centuries
>>674971582
Indeed.
>>674971890
lol this is OP
thats a fake
>>674971890
NO! I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP
>>674971704
Thanks finally okay give me one minute.///paypaldude
>>674971704
where the fuck was your helmet
>>674971890
Are there lolis on the other side?
>>674971191
Your mind is just jaw dropping anon... seek help
>>674968021
you should just an kill yourself
>>674971104
Hey OP, you've got something in common with that hot 18yo celeb. She recently lost her tits in a motorcycle accident, you should call her
>>674972038
Wake me up
>can't wake up
>>674971704
How do we know that's not just a shitty haircut?
>>674972803
SAAAAAAVE MEH
>>674972925
And the barber cut his skin too?
I can't give you any money OP, poorfag here, but holy shit, if your will to live is strong enough to get back on 4chan and post about this nightmare, then goddamn, you're gonna make it dude. Stay strong. Make a feelgood documentary about your recovery process and make millions. People eat that shit up. Cheers man.
>>674973052
a real shitty haircut
>>674969098
Disability assistance doesn't work that way. If you're in the states you can likely apply for SDI or SSI.
For someone whose skull was demolished - you still look handsome
>>674972803
hhttps://youtu.be/czLYl4fM8ykttps://youtu.be/czLYl4fM8yk
>>674971890
I CANNOT WAKE UP
What make/model bike were you riding?
Pretend you saw some religious / alien / si-fi stuff while you were in the coma, write a book, sell rights for a bad movie, profit.
>>674971890
Oh please let it be a dream. My whole life is shit.
You seriously could write a book.
>>674973750
This, do the whole 'white light tunnel' and 'felt divine guidance' thing. Make massive money.
>OP just woke up from a coma
kek
>>674973602
Holy kek
>>674971890
I don't know how to.
I'm sorry.
You had a chance to leave /b/ and you blew it.
>>674974409
Now I want ham.
>>674971890
Would be better to do it in a different language than english, native speakers would really be concerned by a language different from english on /b/
Did you have an OoBE? (Out of Body Experience)
We're you conscious of your physicality or its surroundings at all?
Where was your attention focused?
Did you experience a lifetime (or snippet thereof) in the 1800's?
I truly remember nothing from the night of the accident and very little before. I do not know my favorite color, food, childhood, and at first I did not know my girlfriend friends or family.
>>674968021
Im the same heres a pc ..Lying Faggot
>>674974411
Moms spaghetti
If you were under that long they would have trach and PEG'd your ass. Let's see the trach scar liar
Nuero ICU RN here
>>674974833
/b/ probably isn't the best place for advice. as for your life, the only direction left is forward, so move forward. You were given a second chance, make good use of it. start with applying for disability benefits (I know you said you couldn't, but you can make a plea or even harass them for it, you'll probably get something.) and looking for a job involving simple tasks, or apply to goodwill. The brain can recover from all sorts of nasty shit, I doubt your motor skills will stay as fucked as they are.
NSICU RN again
Let's also not forget the fact that you said you woke up from the coma a couple days ago and already have pictures of you riding in a car. If your injury were really that bad you would be in a rehab facility right now trying to put your life back together.
>>674975521
Neck, belly will come next.
>>674968958
die please
>>674968021
OP hit the jackpot, live off disability dollars and travel the world, godspeed OP.
>>674976037
Maybe he's getting a ride to the rehab center.
>>674971104
shut the fuck up and go back to tumblr, mate
>>674976037
I was at centre for neuro skills for 2 weeks doing rehab but then my insurance refused to pay and I got the boot. Peg scar in pic btw.
>>674976569
That's all good and well but you said you woke up a few days ago. Also their is no way you had 37 facial reconstruction surgeries in 6 months and come out looking normal
>>674968021
> six month's in a coma
> comes straight to /b
You've learned nothing, so yes your life is completely fucked.
>>674968958
Wtf you talkin' bout Summer?
>>674968486
Seconded
>>674972255
this cause if you ddn't have a helmet you deserve it
>>674968021
ok i'm not going to read up on all he shit in this thread. i saw timestamp and i believe you. to your original answer: there are people who came back from worse than your condition. find something you want, are good at and then put everything into it. preferably something that earns you money. remember what successful people say about their career: just keep trying. don't give up, you'll die soon enough. we all will. so before you stop existing, give it a go with everything you have. ov.r and out,
Dude.. if u were in a coma and cant remember anything then why the fuck do you come to 4chan?
>>674968372
Oldfag just checked in.
Oldfag is correct.
>>674975521
>>674976037
Why are you such a dick?
People in your profession should be compassionate by nature.
You picked the wrong job faggot
How many people have died because of you?
>>674978090
>>674968021
>>674971704
>paypal is
>not one to beg
fuck you OP
>>674975521
>>674976168
Why don't you wait until he shows you his scars before calling him a liar, you fucking asshat?
>>674977271
90% of the surgeries were done through my mouth eye sockets and the others were fonewhen they folded my scalp over for my brain surgery, all were done in the first two weeks so I have had a long time to heal and my fave is fucked.. Looking in the mirror is like seeing a stranger, I no longer have my fave...
how much did it hurt to wake up and find out you were a redneck?
>>674968958
You're a *KIKE*. I can recognize a Jew a mile away.
Ahahaha I'm glad that you crashed. Fuck all Jews.
FUUUUUUCK YOU! I wish the driver of the other car is never apprehended.
>>674977271
You're a nurse, not a doctor.
The dumbest people in college are studying nursing.
Stop pretending to be smart on the internet.
>>674968482
kek
>>674978155
People in my profession are skeptical by nature.
>>674979053
This.
All the sluts that went to my high school that couldn't get into anything else, went into nursing.
It's almost like they had a prerequisite of sucking at least a mile of dick to get into the joke that is the nursing program
>>674968021
You're still in the coma.
WAKE UP
>>674979515
So true
>>674968021
'Allowed not Aloud you illiterate retard
My face before that fuckin plastic surgeon fucked me up.
>>674980063
Faggot this pic us already in this thread
>>674980335
Should not have posted that. Is that a puggle?
GEOFF, CAN YOU HEAR ME.
WAKE UP. WAKE UP, GEOFF.
OP, you have an interesting story. It's too bad this turned into everyone doubting the hell out of you because you asked for donations.
I think you should collect your thoughts a while longer, document your story and write about it as best you can, and come back to tell /b/ about it again some time. Talk about what your life was like before the accident. Do you now regret riding a motorcycle? Do you feel lucky or unlucky - or both?
I don't believe your post was only about needing money. However, you could get lucky with some richfag reading about you on /b/. It's worth a shot.
>>674968021
the fact that you can tell us this seems like you are going to be able to fine to a certain extend. find your limits. if it confuses you or scare you, stay away from it. this is all going to be a mental game and if you make the right decisions you can turn once again in a happy man you once were.
>>674968486
dealing drugs is not a cool job bro, trust me.
>>674970574
for someone who got fucked up as badly as he says this niggah good looking as fuck.
>>674972255
>75mph
>Helmet
k boys.
Show us your dick faggot lol
>>674981188
a helmet aint finna stop a anything goin 75 mph lol
>>674970096
Are you kidding? The first thing I'd do after waking up from a coma would be checking /b/ kek
>>674968021
dont know if bait but im sorry bro
stuff will be weird for a while but youll be okay
>>674971583
Diamonds are the only metal hard enough to melt steel. Read a book faggot.
>>674971890
Your humour... I like it!
Also... for some reason, this fucked with my sleepy head :P
>>674980335
>fucked me up
you wish so
White Durango.. October.... was this in Washington?
>>674968021
Damn /b/ro you missed a lot.
I can't say it has changed for the best since
Hilary Clinton is president now.
>>674969098
Not how it works, homeboy. Go collect your autism bucks if youre in America.>>674969277
>>674980620
Nah pit bull.
>>674980735
This.
>>674974833
dud you have a gf, even with your rekt body you are better of than 99% of us
>>674968021
posting stale pasta on 4chan will do you no good
>>674968958
get rekt
>>674971465
Hands dont work like they used to, do to damage of my brainstem, makes videa very hard.
>>674979467
You can be skeptical without being a dick.
If someone comes into the ER and says they think they broke their arm do you yell out "bullshit!" to them before checking on them?
>>674983340
Depending on how bad your nerves are fucked up, gaming might actually help you get your coordination back.
This is why my father got into Gran Turismo after a broken neck after a car crash.
His injuries wouldnt even be counted as a flesh wound compared to yours though :P But its something, i guess...
>>674980063
Already been done faggot
>>674969098
Why do you have a blood line coming from your mouth?
>>674968021
fake and gay
>>674969283
says the europoor
>strings are haram use a glue stick instead
There's a reason why you fought to live. You may not have realized it yet, but soon, you will, and when you do, you better post it on /b motherfucker!
cubensis mushrooms For nuerogenesis in Th thinker (if you don't have neuropathic injury below the brainstem) cannibus for pain. Eat cannibus is best. Grateful dead for outlook or any uplifting music that makes you smile. I am a paraplegic and you are at a crossroads to either make your injury a solid part of your life or make your injury end your life. Good luck! Stay away from man made chemicals!!
OP here. Haven't had sex for the longest time. My gf thought I had died so she gave up on me and dated my best friend, fucked him, married him, and is 2 months pregnant with his child. I feel so depress and I need to vent and get me some pussy action. I woke up and people doubted my survival. I came back to nothing and loss everything in the pass few months. I will have to go through multiple rehab and physical therapy and I will be lucky to get 70% motor and neuron sensitivity back. While I was out my mom was so depressed that she suffered a stroke leaving her left sided weakness. She can't care for herself anymore and I don't think she will ever remember who I am anymore. The last memory she will ever have of me is me being close to dead in the hospital bed. How fuck is my life?
>>674984514
Colapsed both my lungs and my broken ribs stabbed one. The scar on my back where the took my ribs out of my lungs makes for good conversation, and that tube was there to drain the blood from my lungs.
>>674984025
i was in a car crash and could barley hold a cup and after two years of vidya i can play a goddamned guitar
>>674985495
>fought to live
>literally being enslaved on this mortal plane by doctors against your will
Take your pick really.
>>674985869
The magic of not wallowing in self pity as advised by doctors.
>>674985760
>How fuck is my life?
>>674985772
Did your gf leave you yet?
>>674968958
this
>>674969098
>>674969098
be grateful you are alive, you should have died. dumb ass mechanic speeding on a piece of shit bike. you should have darwined out. now you can go knock up some chicks and make more stupid kids.
>>674969283
Those staple guns are $400 each, and they only have 15 staples per gun. source: worked in a hospital
>>674980335
>Fucked me up
Niggah you should pay that guy extra and give him a blow, you went from looking like a troll doll to an actual guy who got past highschool.
>>674968021
your going to have ups and downs. you could however turn into one of those success stories. maybe just reintegrate yourself back into society and life slowly. pick up a lot of healthy habits like weightlifting and such. your situation is clearly terrible but there have been many people in the past that have overcame significantly larger obstacles and lived completely normal lives. also given the fact that you had a motorcycle and worked in a machine shop your not a pussy and your not stupid. just take it one day at a time and make yourself better from it.
>>674971890
CAN'T WAKE UP
Keep your head up man, I have faith in your to be okay
Wishing you all the best from England
>>674968021
get well soon dude
>>674980335
>>674980335
pretty sure that guy did you a favor, now you have some cool scars and a story, where before you just had emo angst.
>>674985772
:S You surely had a dozen dozens of angels next to you. Let me give you one advice: Never see this as something you lost. There is a reason you live, maybe you'll search for a long time, but don't give up.
>>674986596
>downs
Thats mean, thats just his looks
>>674971890
>>674971890
I tried and took all the pills and they locked me up.
I tried and walked into the street and woke up in the hospital
I don't believe you anymore
You fucked man. Find a job that you can do from home.
>>674971704
how much did paypalbro give you?
also, get a VR and start playing Black Desert the rest of your days
>>674986796
I love you anon <3
I took a pill in a ibiza, told a Fiji I was cool
>>674985760
>My gf thought I had died
good thing she didn't call your parents to find out lol.
you dodged a bullet there in whatever little white trash hell hole you are from.
I'm sorry about your mom, and all the shit you have put her through.
just don't be one of those sad fucks that ends up doing drugs and blaming this crash for your fucked up life, ok?
you rolled the dice, you takes your chances.
>>674968958
good stuff anon
>>674968021
You can turn this into something that makes you stronger, or something that constantly nags at you.
Hate to be cliche, but you're one tough bastard to go through this man.
You could eventually become a speaker,
go to speaking engagements or stuff.
Or do comedy teaching people life lessons.
This is a tough thing to go through my friend.
You're lucky to be alive. Best of luck to you.
>>674968021
If pic is related, you could be a professional Jon Irenicus cosplayer.
>>674985760
Well you nearly kissed death, i think you deserve a beer or two to kill a few more brain cells before true recovery brush up on those social skills and screw an easy chick your back at square one but its not all bad. Now everytime you do fuck up you can blame it on brain damage and a coma you can have the autist excuse without being an actual autist.
Op I don't know how fucked you life is or will be, but I'm pulling for you. You're only 21 and while it might seem like your best years are behind you, I guarantee you they're not. You have a chance to do something that very people get until later in life, you have a chance to find out what makes life worth living. From experience I know lifting/bodybuilding is very good. Good luck op I hope you make it through the hardest part of your recovery, living.
>>674979515
verified
>>674986224
Nah
>>674986795
that's the gayest thing i've seen this decade, except maybe for "sieben sieben"
>>674980335
You did an even better job at that than him
you only live once you should have sex in the hospital. have they said anything about any long term damages is your spine ok. and do you have any permanent brain damages
>>674979053
>>674979515
As someone in their 30s thats contemplating nursing schools, i take offense.
>>674968021
Lucky bastard. That means the government has to pay for your existence and you don't need to work a day in your life.
tl;dr
eat shit
>>674972700
Did they just burst on impact or what?
>>674988337
Aww
i'll give you dubs in exchange for your girlfriend
>>674977455
This, kekd.
>>674978355
>people repetitively asked for his paypal
fuck you anon
Tldr
>>674968021
heres some sleeping tabs GTFO and in a coma again
>>674968021
>witch
lel, your really fucked dude!
>>674988782
nursing has pretty good pay and the amount of jobs in nursing are skyrocketing and expected to do so for a very long time. you are an idiot of the highest degree. you should also see if its possible for anyone to track down that SUV im sure the police put no effort into finding them because it is easier just to be tax bandits than it is for them to do there jarb
>>674988374
it's symbolic. If that's gay to you, idk. get a gf already?
>>674968021
I'll take it you weren't wearing a helmet, either way you're lucky as fuck.
>>674986600
>>674981566
>>674981188
you'd be fuckin surprised.
maybe you will get lucky and in the next couple months of your recovery you will find out that your accident caused you to develop super human capabilities. Timestamp/post pictures of hospital sex
>>674968021
Learn how to program in python there are quite a lot of jobs out there for python
>>674974409
stap posting jessi slaughters primary sex organ
>>674968584
kek'd
>>674989537
This, OP you never left your coma and now your in a universe where you are your own superhero.
>>674980335
Your face is irrelevant because the body degrades anyway. Don't know what the big fucking deal is. "Omg it's not my face" why the fuck does it matter, give me one logical answer. The only one would be your chances of mating, which in my opinion got higher.
>>674985760
tom hanks?
Best of luck mate
>>674968021
that is what you get for riding a bike faggot
>>674988337
there is always a way, just don't give up on yourself.
you could also sit around for the next few months and brainstorm different reasons you could sue your doctors (always somethin) on a more serious note you should talk to a lawyer. maybe you could sue the police when you ask them if there was any attempt to locate the suv that hit you. there is the fact that you were going 75 and they might say it was your fault. PS post pictures of hospital sex. checkem
>>674985760
you will always be able to play dual wield ping ping though.
>>674988337
You're a hell of a luck guy op.Keep moving forward bud everything'll work out
>>674971890
>>674968021
>How fucked am I /b/, what can I do to stop feeling like my life is ruined before I have truly even been aloud to live it?
On the one hand, you're pretty fucked up, yes. Won't even guess how long time it will take to get your life back on track.
On the other hand, you missed the great CP surge of 2015. It was the 9th of November when some russian underage B& newfag cannot triforce decided to celebrate 9/11 by posting lots of CP. (In some countries you write the day before the month.) Mods could hardly save it all.
Then some genius started a thread in /lit/ on why CP should be encouraged, because m00t sold us all out. The thread was so intense that the CP spam subsided for a few hours. Then it started again. It was in the days between Christmas and New Year's eve that the mods started to crack down and called the FBI, because you can't hog CP for the peds...sorry, feds! The feds was really irate, so the mods handed over pretty much of /pol/ when they didn't was satiated with the /b/tards.
TL;DR: A lot of innocent /b/tards got a ride in the Partyvan.
>>674968021
OP you're full of shit. You wouldn't be writing complete sentences on /b/ a few days after waking up from a months-long coma. It would take weeks for you to get to the point.
>>674988337
awwwww
>>674980735
You can't just leave a comment like that and not provide a decent story to back it up.
>>674968021
you seem pretty cognitive for your docs to be telling you that your mind is fucked. the fact that you were able to write the intro to this thread means your more competent in English than at least 50 percent of the Americas
>>674981630
It's bait. You wouldn't be able to write a sob story like that, then figure out how to post it on the internet just a "few days" after waking up from a coma, especially after nasty head injury like the one OP described. People who wake from comas start out with five or ten minutes of lucidity each day, and they forget everything that happens during those periods. It would take weeks for someone to be functional enough to navigate the internet and write complete sentences, if they're fortunate.
>>674969653
*should of*
>>674989535
>gf
wrong i wouldnt,
>>674969925
You look like someone who plays video games on Steam.
This thread inspires me. Keep going, OP
>>674969098
What's in that straw going into your mouth? Looks tasty. Hawaiian Punch? Or a nice, refreshing strawberry Fanta?
But you remembered your 4chan log in name and password. Likely story new fag
cant work collect cheques
>>674968021
you got it worse than i did, i was riding a motorcycle on the highway when a car pulled out in front of me, i T-Boned the car and did a flip over the hood and skidded down the road and got road rash on my left side, fractured my pelvis which is held together with a steel plate and almost torn my right leg off at the knee, not a scratch on my head though and i was not wearing a helmet, i got to walk with a cane now, and crutches on my bad days
>>674981709
Diamonds are not a metal. WTF pay attention in school for Christs sake
>>674968021
>Get disability
>NEETBUX for life
>Never work again
>Do whatever you want your whole life
>>674968021
op what kind of motor bicycle did you have. PS only live once
>>674994807
Are you stupid or just retarded?
>>674994733
>i was not wearing a helmet
Still ride helmetless?
>>674992921
see the op pic and the timestamp pic. he didn't literally JUST wake up
>>674976569
You just got out of the coma a few days ago. Were you doing rehabilitation before you woke up?
>>674995366
i dont have a bike to ride anymore, i dont know if i will get another bike, too many people in cars dont see bikes so i just might give up the bike riding hobby, too bad though it was a lot of fun riding a bike
Motorcycle enthusiast here.
Im lucky enough to never had any kind of incident, yet. Do you ever plan to ride again?
Full face pic
>>674971412
Lmfao
>>674995898
If you have loud pipes, I hope you die ASAP.
>>674988337
Men don't give up. You're only 21 you can ask for money to the state.
>>674991943
No shit, right? I mean I've had some shady as hell deals, been stabbed a few times and all but it was a great experience overall.
>>674996271
loud pipes save lives, faggot
>>674986503
>dumb ass mechanical speeding
>darwined out
I like you anon
>>674988337
Keep moving on dude!
Don't give up!
>>674997046
Obviously not. All dem dead bikers.
I celebrate every motorcyclist death. Fuck you and your pipes straight to hell.
>>674995079
On disability? You barely get anything.
>live in shitty apartment whole life
>only have bare necessities whole life
>no chance of improvement, ever
>can never raise a family
>die alone
>>674996271
that's often just because the person on the bike is driving like an asshole
>>674997046
I never thought of that before. I also don't understand why motorcylcles don't have something like a running light set up. like a constant flasher
>>674996271
I dont. I have an oldtimer and an supersport, neither are loud. Unless Im cruising on 13k RPM then everything gets loud.
>>674969374
>logging in
Hey dude I'm gonna totally hack your 4chan gold account
>>674968021
Cant you track down the faggot and sue him for 5 billion? Assuming you live in Murica
>>674968021
is that you ?
