Chink here, ask me anything
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Chink here, ask me anything
>>674963094
How has your day been mr Chen ?
>>674963094
why would you refer to your own self racistly??
Is your self esteem really this low?
>>674963477
chink isnt really an offensive term
its like how niggers call themselves niggas
i think
You're alright, you built a damn fine wall.
How big is your dick?
>>674963680
Kek
>>674963284
not bad, just got up, hbu?
>>674963477
>>674963680
this.
>>674963842
6 inch
Why are you guys always squinting?
>>674963094
post dick plz
>>674963094
do you like girls of your own race better or do you like girls of another race better, real question.
>>674963094
post penis plz
>>674964114
genetics
>>674964162
i like east asian girls and i think white girls are pretty too
>>674964330
>>674964124
why does everyone always ask this on 4chan?
>>674964408
because penis is important
>>674964408
you look like a hapa. are you?
>>674963094
north or south charlie?
>>674963094
cut or uncut?
>>674964667
no im singaporean chinese both parents are chinese
>>674964970
whats this?
>>674965313
uncut ;-)
>>674963094
Fuck, you are so handsome.
would you hook me up with some cute asian girl if we met and became bros
>>674965450
post uncut penis plz
Please post penis. I really want to see it.
post benis
Are you chinese
>>674964408
i really like dick
>>674963094
if not posting penis then plz describe using chart
>>674963094
how pungent is the aroma from your pores?
on a scale of 1 to soy sauce/ onion orgy
Come on OP show penis. We are begging you
>>674966793
chinks don't like sharing their noodles
>>674966793
>>674965816
>>674965735
>>674964330
>>674964124
I agree.
Post penis now.
>>674965450
one question. can you box?
>>674966444
3 i guess
>>674966550
6?
>>674967244
i took some muay tai lessons thats bout it
OP, a penis pic will only take about 1/60 of a second. Don't you owe that small amount of time to your public?
>>674965450
what's this?? and you call yourself a chink charlie? shame on you for not knowing your heritage. answering that wrong would get your yellow ass shot back in the day. so i ask again-north or south charlie?
Hello, Chink.
Show us your feets pl0x? :3
ok you fags scared him away with penis requests
so let's post cute chinese guys
>>674967711
Not bad, but it's just not OP
why is everyone on this board suddenly gay?
wtf
>>674968018
'suddenly'
>>674967711
my boyfriend
>>674967597
what is your mmr in dota?
>>674967597
ever competed?
>>674967711
>>674968447
he's Vietnamese though
>>674968447
penis?
>>674963094
do you like moon cake?
>>674968593
will post bubble-less if op posts dick
>>674968853
Deal. OP it's up to you, now.
>>674968018
Hah ikr
>>674968509
no i quit xD
>>674968761
yea this shit is delicious
>>674968973
i dint shave yet tho and its ugly
>>674969173
It couldn't possibly be ugly. Who cares if shaved? Just do it!
>>674970126
Sweet.
>>674970214
>>674970327
TY. OP it's your turn.
urelated but
how do i find an asian fucktoy?
>>674970524
OP is that you?
Do you live in Singapore?
What country would you like to visit most?
Also you look very western dude
>>674971040
yea and i would like to visit america and korea
>Also you look very western dude
ive been told this a lot actually, what ethnicity do i look like?
>>674970524
go to thailand
>>674963094
you're cute.
post more pictures of yourself.
>>674966976
kek. underrated post
>>674971848
you kinda look Kazakh or some other central asian.
>>674971848
To me you look halve Oriental halve Caucasian, probably because of your large eyes, long nose and wide jawline. Most halves share these features.
>>674966444
roll
>>674963094
Damn, you're cute.
Round 2:
Would you recommend Singapore for tourist travel?
If so, what is the best tourist attraction?
What tourist behaviour pisses off Singaporeans?
What languages do you speak?
>>674974832
Faggot
>>674963094
ching chong ling long ting tong go back to china you chink faggot
>>674974990
fuck you, he's more welcome here than you are.
>>674963094
I hear Chinese are really good at maths so what's 5+5 smart guy?
>>674974880
i speak mandarin cantonese and english
singapore is pretty nice but its hot..really hot
spitting, littering, and thuggish behaviour pisses us off..youll get a big fine if you get caught
also chewing gum is illegal
>>674974832
thanks ;-)
>>674966444
What the fuck is that shit? Is it from traditional Chinese medicine or the result of curse by a powerful evil wizard.
>>674975371
how often do you masturbate?
or do you have a girlfriend?
ZYMBIA!!! du sød nok <3
>>674963094
OMFG nakayumyum gtfo outta here
>>674975797
this and
>>674975371
why is chewing gum illegal?
>>674975371
dota. what is your mmr in dota. only way to prove you are actually Singaporean.
>>674963094
Zymbia du sød nok <3
>>674975797
i do it prob 2 times a month? im trying to quit and no im single :(
>>674975876
because gum = litter , the officials want to keep the streets clean
>>674975963
i don't play PC games
what do white people call themselves?
>>674976814
2 times a month? what do you jerk it to?
>>674963094
What's the best way to eat century egg? I bought a couple from a chink market for the lulz and it was fucking vile by itself.
>>674963094
You're fucking adorable.
>>674968018
Suddenly?
We've got pictures of Moot jacking off and W. T. Snacks stark naked on a beach fucking a dead whale.
I prefer to think of 4chan as.... Sexually adventurous rather than gay
>>674977322
white?
>>674977371
youjizz mostly lol
>>674977546
>century egg
isnt that the one that smells like ass? why would you even get that lol
>>674977777
first it was only traps...now its full on guys..this is going too far
>>674976814
age, height, occupation? also do all the Singaporean bitches think you're the shit?
>>674977777
Checked. Well get'd
>>674977777
Can't unsee them quints.
>>674977960
what do you recommend on youjizz?
>>674977777
Quints for whale fuck
>>674977970
20, 6 ft , just got out of national service and have no job ;(
>do all the Singaporean bitches think you're the shit?
not really
>>674978368
JAV, POV, nicole aniston, or what evers on the front page usually
>>674968447
o Hai there!
>>674978944
Can you post more pictures of yourself?
>>674977960
Boy! Get your ass back to redrum, timblr, 9gak or wherever you came from.
>>674977777
>>674971040
>>674974880
Do Singaporeans hate japs?
Are you/were you heavily pressured academically?
What are your favorite countries that you have already visited?
Why are you up at 6am
>>674977777
>>674976814
But that's like saying you can't eat anything with non recyclable packaging.
I think it's good though since chewing gum stains on the ground are sick
>>674979117
here was me in edinburgh couple months ago
>>674979353
no millennial i met hates the japanese
some old people who experienced WW2 do tho
>Are you/were you heavily pressured academically?
my mom used to cane me when i slacked off or got bad grades now shes more chill
>>674979353
>What are your favorite countries that you have already visited?
i visited scotland, london, japan, malaysia, beijing. all of them were not bad
>>674979353
>Why are you up at 6am
can't sleep
>>674980383
You're so cute. Why don't you have a girlfriend?
>>674980383
why aren't you dead?
>>674980383
Get a DNA test man, I'm serious, No way you are not 1/2
>>674980383
ZYMBIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DU EN FLOT DRENG!
>>674980383
Not bad doesnt mean good, zymboi ;_;
>>674965450
Your mother cheated on your father. You are eurasian my friend.
>>674980383
You too skinny. You need eat more Char kway teow.
(You're still damn cute though)
>>674981677
Or maybe he lying
>>674981677
he might just genuinely be one of those wierd genetic anomalies that looks like another race.
>>674981789
mee goreng tbh fam
>>674981057
why would i be dead?
ITT we post hapa girls
>>674968447
Oh of course
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>>674979058
Hai ^^ <3
>>674983543
>>674984039
stop posting pictures of my boyfriend plz, they aren't for you.
>>674963094
Closer picture of eyes or your not a chink.
>>674984926
full of thick shit
>>674963094
Are you single? You are a qt :^)
>>674985077
that was my boyfriend telling you to stop so u better
>>674984926
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>>674985576
>p
>>674986129
>>674985520
>>674985515
your boyfriend is an idiot
second thing, he doesn't want you
so its moot to even call you his girlfriend, weird clingy cheek with issues. Go fuck off and die!
>>674982934
how tall are your parents?
>>674986603
mum 155
dad 169
>>674986493
well he calls me his boyfriend :) that girl is his cousin
>>674986998
Post more of yourself!
>>674987396
roundeye get out
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>>674979353
Last Question before I go to sleep, What do you actually do day to day in your military service?
fellow singaporean chink here too
sup op?
>>674988051
post penis plz
>>674987940
drills, running, working the firearms, acting out invasions, defense, shooting in jungles. terrorist drills, driving tanks, flying aircrafts ..you know the usual army shit lol
>>674986998
how do you know their exact height in cm?
>>674988758
the guy who replied was not me
but my parents mom is 5'5 and dads same height as me
>>674988508
THATS GGAY
>>674989401
sure is, but do it plz
>>674989401
It's only gay for other people not you, post penis plz
gay
>>674990264
MOAR!!
