What kind of girlfriend do you want
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What kind of girlfriend do you want
>>674961526
one that is alive.
>>674961526
Just a regular girl, somewhat inteligent, nice and goodlooking. Bonus points if she is into drugs and not too religious
>>674961526
One that exists.
>>674961526
If only she was real
>>674961923
So if i were to hook you up with a woman who was beaten within an inch of her life and is now on life support... Wud you smash tho?
>>674961526
Not that one.
>>674961923
>>674962069
[Loneliness intensifies]
>>674961526
A new one.
>>674962413
why not?
One with a dick, and lots of money
>>674962020
This
>>674962348
probably not but i would be able to develop an emotional attachment to the creature.or maybe not i look at humans the same way as i look at dirt or trees or air.
>>674962564
point taken. much better without the cotton candy dreads
One who would push me to be better.
>>674962222
who missed these sick quads?
check'd
>>674962564
Lilly Wachowski
>>674962790
>>674962790
fucking hell tumblr
>>674963107
>>674962583
Fuck, replied to the wrong person
>>674963107
his "sister" doesnt look that bad tbh
>>674963072
Confirms that Mugi Chan is the perfect woman
One that we can masturbate together
>>674961526
gf is for boys, waifu is for men
A girl that can hang with me when I go out
She at least can make me laugh
She knows how to ego stroke
Fat ass
Cute face
Can cook some ribs and always has beer on standby
The rest I don't give a fuck about
trap furry futa
>>674964420
Nihilism is best left to the professionals
the kinda gf I want is my ex
android loli
>>674964644
explain
>>674961526
Someone like her.
>>674962072
>>674961526
newborn
A dead one
>>674965072
Iktf bro
>>674961526
A kind that I like, and likes me.
>>674961526
this also sauce pleace
>>674965614
>>674965072
purely for physical reasons bare in mind
One just as fucked up myself. Likes cool drugs and has an amazing taste in music. One that loves to Netflix and chill and also go on 4chan as well. Attractive, fit and great in bed.
One that loves me too, behaves well and won't cheat on me. I am just to beta to make that happen. There are some many, I've met.
> Not a fag tho
>>674966027
>implying your are not a faggot for wanting a "girlfriend" with a dick
>>674966231
You're gay for not wanting one. Plus if we all could choose we'd have a girl with the mind of a guy any day.
One that's sweet enough to lull me to sleep, but sexy enough to wake me back up.
>>674966231
>>implying your are not a faggot for wanting a "girlfriend" with a dick
>Bruh
You're right tho
yet not a fag
>>674966413
This fucker gets me
>>674966413
>You are gay if you don't want a dude with tits.
Keep telling that shit to yourself, gaylord.
>>674965378
The person in the shirt has a death shirt
And all black either it's a phase hence "nihilism is best left to the professionals"
Or if not a phase google nihilism
>>674965528
Totally unrealistic?
A Irish red head thats into Victorian era stuff.
>>674966674
No...I definitely wouldn't want someone who feeds off internet hyperbole.
>>674965912
So you're going to die a virgin then
>>674961526
Asian, sweet, loving, caring, names Stephanie Lee.
>>674962020
>somewhat intelligent
>into drugs
>>674962790
I bet you cut your wrist with this edge
>>674966970
I'm sure he means mainly weed and maybe the occasional mushrooms
Someone I'm completely comfortable with. It's all about loving someone for what they really are, and being loved for who you really are. Relationships where you're afraid of doing something wrong just fucking sucks.
>>674967084
its not edge just see every being as a made of atoms therefor everything is the same and i should treat it as such.
>>674965912
>4chan
>Attractive, fit and great in bed
My ex
>>674967325
You're so edgy you can cut atoms
A bat-shit crazy one. That'll be fun.
a femboy BF
>mfw i have one
>mfw he's 10/10
>mfw i am too
>>674964217
>>674962635
>girlfriend
>posts dude
How could I possibly get a girlfriend when I don't even have friends?
>>674963107
>>674963499
>>674965528
She's only pretty when she's not smiling
>>674961526
I just want one girl... But she dont love me as I do..
>>674963499
Kill yourself
a beautiful and kinky introvert who likes to spend most of her time at home with her bf.
A faithful mtf pre op with a short cock and no extreme insecurities. Male sense of humor, femaletc in all other respects. Humble and appreciative when she gets her cockl sucked.
>>674965912
Future Wizard right here
>>674963107
thats one ugly man
>>674968071
I disagree but only slightly. If she just smiled with her mouth closed most of the time everything would be gravy
>>674965378
Name?
>>674968504
>If she just smiled with her mouth closed most of the time
>>674962564
She's attractive, but not a girlfriend material
>>674967725
Look like I'm the only one had a girlfriend in this threads. Funny thing about it she ask me out.
this chick from tumblr
>>674965677
Dakota Morgue
Like this
I wanna date a qt fat girl
I'm a trans girl
tfw only guys are interested in me
>>674968646
>>674968816
I think she goes by the name "Mashyumaro"
>>674969270
Had one too, but was 3 years ago. Really want one, almost getting depressed because of it.
>>674962635
is that ann frank?
>>674963257
this shit is WAY more 4chan than tumblr
>>674966027
it's a girl with shopped dick so you're safe anon
/b/ I think I struck gold with this girl I met on vacation. We met up a few weeks ago and really hit it off. Ended up getting a hotel and Fucking. She admits I make her feel things she has never felt before.
She's
> 3 years younger sees me as an "adult" because I graduated and have a good job.
> smart as fuck, well read, deep conversations about philosophy, art, history, music, eat.
> smokes weed and drops L just as much as I do.
> solid 8/10
> same nihilistic worldview as me.
> already saving money to travel with me this summer.
> same sex drive as me. Fucked all night in that hotel.
Only problem? She goes to school 6 hours away. I'm going to visit on the 15th next month, but I really like her and this distance is killing me. We currently text daily and talk on the phone sometimes.
> tfw you find perfect girl for you but she's still in college.
>>674969524
My x gf look like Masiela Lusha
One with big tits
>>674970178
just hold onto her man, no matter how hard it seems, you don't find girls like that all the time
>>674969375
upper lip cancer piercings
dream girl
>>674970549
Mine like Jabba, but thinner. I didn't care, because I was happy. I am not picky and still I can't get one. Also that girl looks really good.
>>674970827
retard
>>674970966
wow, that's a compelling argument
>>674970472
>>674961526
the one that got away.
>>674971139
no need to nuke my feels, fam
Probably some stupid bitch that likes to being told what to do and can't get over idiots who treat her like shit.
Because that's what I do, I can't help it. I'll rather just stay alone.
>>674970966
>>674971093
You're both fucking retarded.
>>674970549
It so hard to get a nice girl that is not a crazy bicth or gold digger or a sjw .
I'll take her thanks
>>674961526
A girl who is natively optimistic, doesn't have any scarring history that messed her up long-term, loves to get stoned and fuck, and will always see the best in me, and I in her. I guess I'm looking for love. Ain't that a bitch. :( But visually? I don't really care i guess. As long as she's not taller than me, obese, or just ugly. I'm not that picky.
>>674961526
>>674962564
>>674964420
>>674965378
>>674969375
I am head over heels over girls with that look.
I dont know why.
My current and my last gf are Like that, and they are both about equally fucked in the head.
I´ll be cured after this one maybe
>>674972330
This why I like Japanese girls.
>>674969375
That sjw do not fuck that.
>>674961526
A girl I find pretty, enjoy conversations and silence with her, have great sex and would love me so much that she would look after my parents if I die young.
I think watching a new season of Firefly is more likely though.
>>674961526
One who is
>sweet
>kind
>thoughtful
>unique
>into games and anime
>into comics
>doesn't get upset easily
>doesn't swear often
>doesn't smoke
>no tattoos
>no kids
>doesn't do drugs or drink
>likes Star Trek
>likes me for me
>has a good head on her shoulders and knows what she wants out of life
Don't care about body type.
>>674972876
>>674972330
Ugh, I hate you guys. Have you ever had a girlfriend? None of them I had were like this.
But go ahead, try to get your "kawaii segoi japanese waifu" you idiots.
An Emo girl
>>674961526
this one
>>674973300
Dub-dubs of truth
>>674973300
Japanese girl are nice you don't put with sjw or a gold digger from a Japanese girl one thing some are crazy.
one like this
>>674961526
>well behaving
>not into drugs
>no tattoos
>no piercings
>not too much into alcohol
>not cheating
>not too shy
>not a sjw
>not into anime or games
>not phone addicted
>not going out too much
>does not behave like 14 y/o
>plus points for good looking and some titties
>mfw I know a girl that is exactly like this and I really fell in love with her
>>674974168
>some titties
>not wanting more ass
you disgust me
>>674974168
so someone boring as shit without any real interests who sits at home all day
>>674973875
Emo girl and goth girl are nice like Japanese no bs from a Emo girl and goth girl.
>>674973215
>unique
>3,5000,000,000 results in 0,4 seconds
>>674974534
exactly
>>674974410
I don't care about ass
>>674974752
>no bullshit
i sense you have never dated either.
>>674974913
I just want her
>>674974534
well yeah, girl with interests won't spend 24/7 with you while you browse /b/
>>674974820
But none quite like her.
>>674975026
To be honest all I care about is the face. Tits are just a nice extra.
>>674967725
are you a man or a woman?
>>674975046
That a sjw do not fuck.
>>674961526
any at this point
Thoughts on goth?
>>674961526
alive
not fucked in the head
preferably into drugs
basically my standards
>>674961526
None... None at all. I'm not letting one of those things near me, you crazy nigga?
>>674975330
But so cute :(
>>674975515
rare, sadly.
>>674975515
Goth girl are really nice people.
>>674966970
>>674967240
Yeah meant weed and occasionally MDMA
>>674966970
*tips fedora*
I've never had a female show the slightest interest in me so I can't honestly say.
>>674975810
This, back in highschool we had a new "different" kind of student that moved into our class, everyone was scared he'd start a school shooting any second cause of his doom metal playlist blasting in his headphones, weird vague white shirt and black suit pants with suspenders he kept wearing, fast forward a month he became big shot in school, fucking nicest person you'd meet in the whole entire school.
he'd make fun of himself and play it cool embracing the fact that he's just different, his dark humor and probably the brightest personality would've got him a trainload of pussy if he wasn't gay.
>>674967353
Sorry anon.
In my experience a better one is comming soon. Try and bang as many different bitches between now and then.
>>674969375
Hot.
>>674965072
emily?
>>674976334
Fucking nigger crackhead
>>674961526
None, I've already accepted the fact that I will never have a girlfriend and that I will die a virgin, because my genes are defective and no girl will ever look at me. It's much easier to live this way, without constantly fussing over the absence of girlfriend.
I don't want a girlfriend.
Had 4 relationships which were "long" and every single time there comes a point in which i want to do whatever the fuck i want to do.
So i choose for that.
>>674978224
your mad ;)
European Architecture Student.
And happily I have dates with two such girls lined up.
>>674967877
at least you have dubs
>>674978392
>>674970816
>met via internet (not dating sites)
>3 year age difference
>lives in another country
>same sexual interests as mine; got me into BDSM.
>incredibly intelligent, has audiographic memory.
>fit
>emotionally unstable from 2 yrs self-harm
>clingy (this is a plus for me.)
>met her once, went back home.
>skyped daily
>waited 2 months before coming back
>she tries to finds things to argue over, was a thing with her other online ex's i info'd into.
> found out she was sex skyping/omegling guys to verbally degrade her
>lose all trust in her
>over the past few months i've been monitoring her phone & laptop to see if any suspicious
>she's been legit except for a few iffy times but nothing concrete
>says she has been loyal the entire time i've been here.
>the sex is amazing, when she is not stressed (most of the time) her personality is spot on into what i am looking for.
>has potential to become the wife i need for my future if she stays loyal but as they say; once a cheater, always a cheater.
I'm planning on going to University about a 2hour train ride from where she lives. It's not all about her as going to Uni there gives me huge benifits + i'm in the process of acquiring a citizenship. I'm giving her a single chance to not fuck things up.
Worth it or nah?
>>674979468
While it is fun to hold out hope that somewhere there is a woman who MIGHT be interested in me, in the end its just easier to accept that you're a dead end and that you will never get the woman you THINK you deserve.
On the plus side once you accept that you can move on with your life.
one like my friend, she friendzoned me years ago so no chance
>>674979605
First rule of sex.
>Never stick your dick in crazy
>>674969725
Sorry to break it to you, but the shooped one is the pic withoutt he dick, pic related
>>674980488
post more of her, my cock needs it
>>674980589
Too late my dick developed feelings.
>>674979605
I'd say it's definitely worth it. She may have her issues but you rarely find a person that doesn't.
I've had a girl with similar problems and yeah the relationship didn't turn out to be what I wanted, but goddamn those were the best years of my life.
Go for her.
But guys
>>674981014
not anymore slutty pics unfortunately
One that cares.
>>674981601
i dont care, she's literally a 10 for me, i fucking love alt girls
>>674980020
Pretty much this.
>>674970891
WHO?
>>674981240
Thanks anon first real advice i've gotten in awhile. What about it made it to turn out to be what you didn't want if you don't mind me asking?
I already have one that's hot, caring, amazing in bed, is cool with me doing dirty things to her, we share the same views on shit, but you know what really grinds my gears?
she gets fucking annoyed if she asks me something, for example why something does this or why this works like that and i'll go full sperg telling her. just listen. learn something. fuck it gets me down.
>>674981879
Underage b&
>>674973909
The fuck?
>>674970891
more! pls if possible
>>674961526
motherly type, older than me. sweet and mild. hopefully one that doesnt complain about my drinking problem. im open to most things, and ill help with the cleaning and cooking if she seems she needs it. if she is going to complain about it, then fuck her. im doing yardwork
>>674962564
that look is hot but prepare yourself for the world of made up drama and overly attached gf
>>674966657
Her shirt is a tarot card it has nothing to do with nihilism you fuckin sperglord
>>674982209
she looks much better irl
She needs to have a cute smile. She must also be able to make me smile, and laugh at my stupid humour. And be able to pretty much live either on the cough or in the bed with me and netflix... Pretty much both of my exes...
>>674971111
Dem quads tho
>>674982400
She had a depression and was into self harm, from the beginning of our relationship I thought I could somehow make her feel better and "save her" you know because I love her and she definitely deserved better, but turns out she didn't want to be saved
>>674969375
Name?
>>674983016
dated the alt/suicide girl type before. she was hot but that was about it. she kinda tried to play the part a little too hard sometimes and it got pretty annoying
>>674975230
Thank whatever that no poor soul is like her, she's disgusting dude..
>>674984089
>she's disgusting
da FUCK?!
>>674984588
moar
>>674974168
Mine
> Cute, maybe not the best behaving, just have an innocent smile
> Im a straight guy when it comes to drugs... but she could smoke weed, but not be a pothead :P
> Tattoos doesnt matter
> She cant be ironmans twin
> Not a total drunk
> No cheating, im with you on this one
> A little shy, i find girls cuter the more shy they are
> Not an SJW, but she could care about other people than herself and speak her mind about it
> Anime and gaming? Please not an otaku though...
> Care more about me than her goddamn phone (ex did not fit here)
> Go out occationally, but with me
> With you on this one too :P
> Cute face, not a whale... Skinny, chubby, busty... idc... just be cute
> I know two girls like this... well... one of them is cheating and is constantly on her phone... the other ones a lesbian...
>>674985025
A big girl.
>>674961526
Smart, nerdy, funny.
What I got is jealous, self concious, funny
>>674975515
Can be cute unless shes the "I would kill everyone in this room, but then i would have to look at them, which i hate!"
Y'all wrong, what are you looking for is a compatible person, get your desires out of your mind, it's gonna happen only if you can dream clearly
>Short
>somewhat attractive (5 or 6 a least)
>preferably asian
>not sjw
>doesn't give a fuck about instagram
>no drinking/drugs
>low maintenance
>mostly like to chill and watch tv
>would marry immediately if pro wrestling fan
>>674985850
> Y'all
>>674982550
kek
>>674961526
here's my impression of you OP: "wert kernd of grlfrnd do u wernt?"
way to give away you will never have one
>>674985598
Joseph is best waifu
>>674986101
Most english speakers say y'all, northernfag.
One like this. Dark features/black hair. Around 5'6. 120 isn lbs. Size 7-8 feet (fetish, sorry) with nice toes. Has to know how to dress. Pantyhose/tights are a must (another fetish). Current girlfriend does an okay job but doesn't wear tights or dresses or other dainty girly things as much as I'd like...
i got a pretty good one
>really cute
>a little thick but great tits
>never says no to sex
>blows me when shes on the rag
>likes to cook for me
>loyal and caring and i can trust her
>has own interests and friends so not clingy
>she has good friends that i like and have fun with too
This is big for me because i think you can tell a lot about people by the company they keep
>is educated and career oriented
>responsible
>likes to party but keeps everything in moderation
>never has flaked on me and has always been straight about what shes wanted
>doesnt test me or start meaningless fights
>doesnt whine or complain about stupid shit
>likes to laugh at the same stupid things i do
damn im pretty lucky. im gonna fuck the shit out of her when she comes over later
Are girls that color the hair weird colors insane, just curious... and also I would like a nice laid back girl, into photography, and simpler things like the outdoors and shit like that and always down to do some crazy adventure. Good sense of humor and is just as kinky as me if not more. Petite nice small tits but not completely flat, the more pale her skin is the better.
>>674987980
>Are girls that color the hair weird colors insane, just curious...
in my experience yes. but ive only dated one so i cant say that about all of them
When my girlfriend fucks me with a strap on she always cums first... Its crazy... So I'll just stay with the one I got.
Someone like this that I can lay a yard of dick on.
the one i don't have anymore.
