ITT; We poorly describe a movie and other cunts try to guess what it is.
>5 guys and a chick dress in tight clothing and make use of their 'special weapons'
I always did like that picture.
I do what I want.
>>674946365
xmen? maybe magik mike?
>in a traumatic boat crash
>nearly killed by terrified natives
>have cannibalistic tendencies
>eventually they're all good buddies and learn to live like savages
>>674946365
Guardians of the galaxy
The Avengers?
>>674947266
Ding ding ding, you got it. Also checked.
>>674947467
Although, I wouldn't count Ironman as wearing "tight clothing"
>>674947636
Eh, I suppose you're right
>>674947076
Castaway?
>Son of a king in Africa or some shit
>Dad is murdered by his brother
>Kid runs away
>Finds and lives with 2 homeless guys until he's an adult
Han solo gets killed by kylo ren
>>674948748
lion king
A nigger and a german homosexual use the power of friendship to start a race war
>>674946365
mystery men
>a guy goes to kill another guy
>surfing
>playboy girls
>the doors
This dude is acting all emo and then gets crushed by a plane engine.
>>674946365
Avengers
>>674946365
She cheated on me for the past few years. Her name is Javiela. She is a slut. She liked getting in the ass while her friend was watching. Argh I am so pissed. Today I will be releasing all her videos (Including ass fuck) https://www.dropbox.com/s/m08exr1fgdz1dgx/RELEASE.zip?dl=1 Will be removed in a few mintues. Enjoy /b/ 55
>>674948458
Nope
>>674949251
Yup!
>>674949245
Dornald derko
>>674949203
apocalips now
Bitch runs away
Gather buddies to get her back
Almost everyone dies
Clever guy figures out a way to get the bitch
We kill all her new buddies
>2 guys in a fight
>the other one doesnt exist
>>674949679
yep
>>674949937
really?
fight club
>>674949937
fight club duh
>>674946365
han solo dies
>>674949917
species
>>674947076
Lord of the flies?
>>674950199
the neverending story
>Arthur tries to find something
>Knights who say ni fuck with him
>>674950566
monty pytons quest for the holy grail
> musical with gay emo
Under water city and a guy has to fight drugies with a wrench and drugs
>>674951222
all of them
>>674951294
sponge bob ?
>>674950242
Nope
>little girl get sick
> a priest's mother sucks cocks in hell
>>674946365
>underwater guns, the main squeeze is about to juice, pyramids, where's my sister?
>woman has kid
>live together in a studio apartment
>kid runs away from mum, but the police find him and send him back
>mfw she's millennial trash and drags him to live with her parents
>William H Macy is there
>>674946365
>guy is basically a girl's bitch
>guy goes to find his luck elsewhere and disappears
>girl gets into a complicated relationship
>gets kidnapped
>saved by guy
>he later dies but not really
>>674951222
the new Star Wars
>>674951294
bioshock is not a movie
>>674951222
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Once More With Feeling
>>674952371
nope.
>>674952086
3 men and a baby
>>674952541
It's a musical and its got a gay emo/ vampire, what more do you want?
>>674951222
Rocky horror?
>>674952767
That :
>>674952849
Yup, you deserve ice cream
>>674952011
The Exorcist
>Hey, have you guys seen my hat?
>>674953430
Dude, Where's my Car.
>>674953541
Nah
>>674953270
congrats
>>674953201
Lactoseintumblrent - getting triggered by mentions of dairy products
>>674951430
kek
>go to planet 2 find reason for existence
>everybody dies
the end
>rich people are assholes in space
>>674946365
Age old French vs britbong dick measuring featuring indigenous people in battle orgies, suicidal teens and TERRIBLE HAIRCUTS
>>674954577
Elysium?
>>674954577
Elysium?
>travels for years in a hostile post-apocalyptic environment unscathed
>meets a girl and dies within a few days
>Kevin Spacey dies
>>674954484
Prometheus?
>>674954671
>>674954735
yep
heres another
>aliems in south africa
>some frood really knows where his towel is
>>674954899
District 9
>>674954484
prometheus
>>674954899
>>674954577
A Blomkampf fan
>gotta go fast
>big hair
>big tits
>explosions
>>674954833
yes good jerb
>aliems invade earth
>can't stop dying
>>674955144
War of the worlds
>>674955115
Sonic 06 isn't a movie bud, but nice job pointing out the beastiality
>>674954578
cannibal holocaust ?
>>674946365
the avengers
>>674955144
Fury
> some people are undead
> some people love drinkin
> main guy fail all day
> main guy drink all night
> end everything becomes good maybe
>>674955254
Wasn't describing sonic
Ay Lmaos land in desert and start a rave
merica over reacts and reignites Danny Devitos Career
>>674955015
>>674955068
yessir
>>674955049
yep
this one is a bit harder
>machine says due will commit crime
>doesnt but has to hide from da fuzz anyways
>gets his eyes replaced
>>674955352
Nope
> a tire kill people with telepathic powers
>>674955243
>>674955419
no.
>aliems invade earth
>cant stop dying
>eventually defeats final boss underwater
>>674955581
Minority report
>>674947076
Gilligan's island?
>>674955777
ye. This one I'll make harder
>be in ice
>flamethrowers
>doggo isnt a doggo
>everybody dies
>>674955728
Edge of tomorrow
>niggers
>diamonds
>oscar winner
Fine I'll make mine easier
>gotta go fast
>gold nitro
>things get "funky"
If nobody gets it now I'm gonna be disappointed
>>674956172
Django
>>674955473
Shaun of the Dead?
>>674956172
Blood diamond
>>674956172
Blood Diamond
>>674956288
right
>>674956040
Alien vs predator
>>674956067
yessir
>stuntman
>muders hot chicks with car
>old sport
>old sport
>old sport
>>674955718
Rubber!
>12 people
>must rob again
>>674956284
na, sorry. I described really poorly
>>674954578
>>674955543
No body going to attempt these?
>go home
>12 pints
>people are robots
>call me the king
>>674956461
no its a lot older film than that
>be in ice
>flamethrowers
>doggo isnt a doggo
>blood makes weird noises
>everybody dies
>>674956617
Great Gatsby
>>674956772
THE THING
>>674956241
Need for speed (2)
>>674954827
American beauty
>>674956808
ayy
>>674956241
I mean Fast and Furious (2)
>>674956772
The Thing
>>674954796
The Book of Eli?
>a kid gets murdered
>a midget gets murdered
>>674956600
I know the guys name in the movie is Stuntman Mike and it's a Quentin tarintino movie
>>674956687
well done
>>674956955
Deathproof
>>674956915
In Bruges
>>674956693
ocean's twelve
>>674957089
yes
>fan service is undeniable
>Can't argue with the $$$
>Sequel with inevitable cause mass neckbeard hysteria
>>674957049
Thank you! I haven't watched that movie for a while now
>>674956241
RED LINE
>>674957231
Ghostbusters
>>674955818
Nope
>on island
>great story
>slightly mindfucking til end
>>674957231
Deadpool
>>674957244
I love it. It's so goofy, creepy, exciting, and lame at the same time.
>>674957378
Sounds like LOST
>>674957462
nope. guess again.
>>674957287
Nope next clue
>everyone thought the actor playing me would be awful
>nerd girls pretend to enjoy the franchise
>soccer moms simultaneously butthurt
>>674957389
Bingo!
>>674956750
The End of the World or whatever that nick frost and Simon peg movie is called.
OP never got an answer and I still want to know what it was.
>>674956829
>>674956901
yes good jerb
>>674956907
yep
>>674956955
>>674957049
yep
A soldier gets frozen
future is now
stuff is good because of electrolytes
>rich guys butler hallucinates that his owner isn't dead
>but his owner is dead
>>674957378
Shutter island
>>674957826
ring rong.
>>674957763
Idiocracy
>you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
>>674957781
Psycho
>ugly as fuck
>human
>>674947076
Cannibal Holocaust?
>>674958048
Nope, that would be his mother
>>674947076
Nope, anyone want me to reveal?
>>674955473
Sean king or whatver
>vietnam
>shrimps
>ping pong
>>674958225
Meant for
>>674958095
>>674958255
(S)Platoon
> two women who get involved in a very strange story
> one of the women wake up and then you're like : whaaaat
> Silencio, no hay orchestra
>>674958255
Gorest Fump
>>674958326
Pocahontas?
>>674952086
Any more guesses?
>>674958440
I love Torrest Hump such a great movie
>>674958440
rhats tight
>>674958516
Nope, it was Madagascar
>>674955144
edge of tomorrow
got the poster up in my room
>>674958389
>shrimps
>platoon
son, i am disappoint.
>>674958588
I thought Bom Sanks was better in Asstaway
>>674958255
Forrest Gump
>>674958707
Hi disappoint,im son
>>674958640
fuck
>>674958764
Or Ham Shanks in Rescuing Private Pyle
>>674958563
Sounds like something with jodie foster
>get dead
>then get undead
>make bad people dead
>'road beers'
>>674954796
I am Legend
In same movie,
>Lives years with dog, meets girl and dies in days.
>>674957264
Ayyyyyyyy you got it
>>674958911
neolardo cidaprio and com tanks in: fetch me if you can
>>674958911
Or Bong Tanks in Toy Whorey, he played Woody harrelson
>lead chick dies then comes back to life
>Major Badass is a pussy
>technically a TV series but made to be marathoned
>A movie based around a schizophrenic nerds worst nightmare
>learn Kung fu the Dane Cook of martial arts
>final instalment ending is the biggest Deus Ex Machina ever
>>674959007
RIPD?
>2 girls go on vacation
>learn a lot about each other and become inseparable
>there's an asian guy
>>674959007
The Crow?
A movie in which this dark skinned character goes together with his fellow men to claim what is theirs when a group of white men destroy their dreams.
>>674959375
Nope
>>674959431
>>674959431
WINNER
>>674953430
Indiana Jones? Can't remember if he ever loses his hat...but he loves that hat.
>>674957592
Deadpool?
>>674959702
Top KEK
>>674959331
the matrix
>>674959762
Yup
>>674959416
the human centipede
>>674959836
correct mr panda-son
>dj makes a kid throw up on another one
>a piece of shit chases kid throw ocean
>>674959584
niggers unchained
>>674960071
Kevin and Perry go large
>>674960152
Close
>>674959960
winner
>Undead nationalist socialists ruins teens sex and skiing Holiday.
>>674959416
>inseparable
top kek
>retarded man kidnaps child and woman
>woman develops Stockholm syndrome and likes him
>he films the whole thing to show to the kids dad and thousands of others
>ends up all happy as retard finally gets to sing on a beach
>>674960316
paul blart: mall cop
>>674960316
Dead snow
>>674956040
The Thing
>>674956040
The thing
>>674960071
caddyshack
>>674958088
elephant man ?
>>674960071
>through*
>>674960223
correct
>>674960438
Yep
>>674958088
Anything with Adam Sandler
>"Hip"
>"Hip pop"
>"Hip pop anonymous?"
>"Damn you, you give him the easy ones!"
>>674960415
how I met your mother: the movie
>>674955115
Any Michael Bay movie. (For real, Fast & Furios?)
>Homoerotic undertones
>more media impact than village people
>shiny teeth
>Kenny Loggins
>the Bromance
>>674959331
> deus ex machina
nice pun
>>674960737
Not even close
>>674957378
The Island
>>674953430
Toy Story.
>>674946365
I got a one
> walking
> you're not gunna get by
> if you want him, come and claim him
>Idiot crashes his vehicle and spreads the dangerous cargo around.
>His friend shows up to help and tries to clean up before the feds show up
>Shit hits the fan figuratively
>>674960736
Big daddy
>>674960749
Top gun
>>674961286
Lord of the Rings?
>>674960736
big daddy
>>674961286
Frllowship of the ring
>>674960747
>Big hair
>Fast and furious
>>674961820
Yup
>>674961954
Yeah the damn gif gave it away I bet I meant to use this
>space hairdresser and the cowboy
>he's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
>his father's a robot
>he's fucked his sister
>they're all made of lego
>>674961415
I want to say pulp fiction but i don't think it is
>>674962540
Star Wars
>>674956040
The thing HAHAHAHAHHAAHA
>>674962704
Ha, nope...but I somehow got the same idea after reading my own text.
>>674961954
How about
> lamentations
>loin cloth
> rhino vagina face
> Guy's leaving
> Says he's writing a book
> Says the book he's writing is actually his life
> Some people get salty, some people get sad, some people go crazy, some say he's mad
> Turns out old guy is his son at the end
>>674963128
Let me add
> sassy black girl who likes big sticks
>>674963972
Mr. Nobody
>>674964072
Conan the barbarian
>>674958416
man putting a quote makes this too easy
Mulholland Drive
>>674964072
>>674963128
sounds like new ghost-busters to me
>>674959291
the 100?
>>674964419
Close but no
>>674964261
Nope.
Clue:
>Dumbass Christian lady refuses to believe his story
>>674958225
Reveal it please, I'm begging you, this is the only one I'm genuinely interested in.
>>674962540
spaceballs or star wars
>>674961415
No one? More hints
>Idiot died in crash..or soon after.
>Friend goes in full damage control and tries to destroy cargo and the corpses of victims
>Accidetally the whole power plant too
>Fuck! Shoot everything! Maximum damage control!
>>674965679
American dad? Lol sounds exactly like that episode where Rodger shits the goldturd at the power plant
>>674965974
Nah, it is a movie.
>>674964419
Ill give you another clue cuz you're on the money
>mirrors
> lizardman red robes
> theif gets fresh with ooga booga
>two cucks engage in dick measuring contest
>one of them kills himself multiple times to outdo the other
