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7 decides

Side note: Fuck the faggots that do these and say "dubs decides". Shit takes ages.
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Isnt there an eqyal chance of getting dubs as theres getting any single digit number? From 11-99 theres a 1/9 chance youll get dubs and same for 1-9
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>>674938008
OP sucks at math. Also raging faggot
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>>674938008
its 00-99 and 0-9 though
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>>674938288
oops got dubs
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>>674938288
DUBS BEFORE 7 OP RETARD CONFIRMED
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>>674937638
>You want to go out to dinner later?
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your place or mine
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>>674937638

Minty Fresh?

You fucking stink, luv.
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Look let's cut to the chase. My dick is 9 inches long and throbbing rock hard. You look like a good fuck so come over in 30 mins and I'll make you come so hard Niagara Falls ain't gonna have shit on you.
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>>674938547
Winrar
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>>674938008
for a one digit number you have a 1/10 chance, for a 2 digit number its a lot more because 01 10 02 20 03 30 04 ... 91, 92, ..
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>>674938008
00-99: 100 elements, one dub --> 1/100=0.001
0-9: 10 elements, one number --> 1/10=0.1
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>>674938702
so OP is not a faggot?
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>>674937638
What mod is that, OP?
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5 decides
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>>674938618
Rerollin
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>>674938865
pikek, someone re themed it so it looks like cancer
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want my cummies
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Listen im sorry that was out of line
How bout me and you go to a fancy resturant, my treat
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>>674939199
rollerooni
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>>674939099
Well anyways, fucking kill yourself.
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>>674939199
roll
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>>674939099
Dubbz again
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>>674939199
WINR
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>>674939295
Winrar
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>>674939382
nice 82 fam
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>>674939099
I'm in love with the girl next door.

Smeeeeellll my fingers
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my parents died in a car crash two weeks ago
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>>674939099
Oh, I dont think so seniorita, that minty fresh should fishy fresh, like the smell of your ass gurl-
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>>674939409
wat
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>>674939525
fuck off MY /b/
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6 decides
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>>674939601
wat
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>>674939484
rolling
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>>674939607
semen.

it comes out of my dick.

and it just so happens you're in luck, because I'm going to bury it deep in your mound, fucktoy
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>>674939607
spread em ill be there in half an hour
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are you my girlfriend
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I want your tits so bad please let me ejaculate between them
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>>674939607
See im asking if you want to fuck you dumb cunt
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>>674939607
a gift from the purple headed yoghurt slinger
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i'm gay
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sorry my friend took the phone, what i wanted to say is u down for tonight? :)
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>>674939607
If you had a dick I 'd suck it
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>>674939676
Wranwin
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>>674939694
roll
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Dick in your arse*
Sorry Damn autocorrect
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>>674939676
WNR
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look at this faggot charging at 100%
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>>674939676
winrar
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I once had mutual sex with my brother.... God it feels great getting that of my chest
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>>674937638

I am sorry but my phone got hacked by an indian guy trying to steal my memes
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>>674939733
Op tries to save himself
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i apologize for being rude, you are very cute, let's hang out sometimes
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"Whats the difference between fat women and 2 year old children? I dont fuck fat chicks"
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>>674939807
clover app or any 4chan droid app was battery consuming i suppose. or OP battery is blobbing
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>>674939845
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>>674939913
Nice try OP
Not happening
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can i sniff your asshole?
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>>674939878
roll for this
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>>674939676
do it faggot!
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>>674939926
nice
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OP stopped delivering.
He's tryna play white knight now.
>Faggot
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ok now we can move onto phase 2
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8 decides. I'm trying to get laid you fucks
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>>674940166
you didn't say no, and I'm hopeful. listen chick, I want to bury my seed deep inside your love canal. You feel me?
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GO GO ROCKET BOOTS!
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>>674940226
rollski
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>>674940166
>Trying to get laid
>Does roll bread on /b/
Nigger
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>>674940166
> wants to get laid
> /b/
pick one
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>>674940166
sorry someone stole my phone. lets get some coffee.
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>>674940166
if you had a dick i'd suck it
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>>674940166
there is heaven. because youre an angel
>there OP hope it helps
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>>674940321
stop rolling in your own thread OP, it's painful to watch
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Sorry schizophrenia kicking in...
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>>674939845
Roll
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>>674940321
roll
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>>674939845
roll
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>>674940321
rolling
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Did you know I'm actually black?
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>>674940359
Fuck you faggot. If that was me it would show on this screenshot.
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>>674940355
roll
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hitler did nothing wrong
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>>674940486
nice bait OP you go fuck yourself
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Come on sweetness, it will be like the wind.
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>>674938702
>100 elements, 1 dub
Try 100 numbers, 10 dubs for 1/10 chance. Same as getting a single digit. Fucking retard.
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>>674940486
Forgot the screenshot.
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>>674940486
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>>674940321
re fucking roll
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Sorry, stressed from my aids
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>>674940562
>nice Clover inspect element hack
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>>674940226
roll
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I am sorry but my phone got hacked by an indian guy trying to steal my memes
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sorry, my cat stole my phone
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>>674940588
winrar
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My sperm tastes like chocolate, you should try it
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>>674940588
Holy shit....double 8s
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>>674939845
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>>674940588
winnnnnnraaaaarrrrrr
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sorry you must be at least 6ft
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>>674940588
Well, there goes OP's chance at getting laid
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>>674940588
No fuckin way....chekt op get rekt
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>>674940562
Literally samefagging

Stop it you autist
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>>674939525
>>674939382

never witnessed someone this new
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>>674940759
haha you a lil short fag? I love being a tall cunt.
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>>674940905
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Is that a hose in your pants or are you a Taiwanese lady boy?
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>>674940166
'there' is your place.
sorry if i'm being rude, haven't smacked the weasel in 3 weeks
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>>674940588
Op better deliver
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9 decides. /b/ pls
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>>674940166

i can do some pretty weird shit with two slices of pineapple, a muffler, and a copy of Friends: Season 2 Disc 1 on bluray.
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>>674941215
i think so, i had sex with a black chick a week ago, i'm so scared
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>>674941215
No, we have aids
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>>674940993
Rollerino
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>>674941215

Yeah, I do.
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yeah do you need aids?
i try and help as many people as possible
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No I have hiv....it's different.
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>>674941380
Roll
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Nahh, just joking, but if you're into that I totally could get it?
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want sum?
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Show me your feet
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>>674941215
Sorry that was for my mum
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>>674941215
Already In Demonic State
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Perhaps.
>Attach image
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>>674941380
Rolling
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>>674941444
Nice trips
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of course i have aids, i get fucked in the ass a lot.. but i need the money
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>>674941464
Re roll
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You should really send me tit pics
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I'm more positive than Charlie Sheen
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>>674941215
Yeah I went to Thailand and this prostitute gave em to me. I thought the expensive ones were supposed to be clean...
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>>674941321

I'll roll for this
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>>674941501
nice
roll
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>>674940321
rolling this
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>>674941380
This op
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>>674941215
yes i got it from fucking chimps
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>>674941215
yeah got it when my dad raped me
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And you will be getting them soon milady
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>>674941384
rolling kek
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>>674941488
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why wouldn't you fuck me ?
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>>674941215
No ahahaha i don't have Aids that's silly, what i do have though is a horrible case of herpes.
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>>674941380
Rollling
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Yah prison was rough...jayquan wouldn't let up
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>>674941590
almost, re-roll
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>>674941380
roll
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>>674941384
roll
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Lol auto correct sorry I don't have any STI's
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And you will be getting it as well sweetness. Spread dat puss.
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Look, lets just send nudes and get this over with
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>>674941679
winrar
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>>674941679
kek
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>>674941679
LOL winner
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>>674941679
Winrar
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>>674941679
It's over for op
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>>674941679
Winrar
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Yeah bitch, I got aids. So wiggity-what? Now we gonna biggity bang or am I gonna have to riggity rape ya?
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>>674941679
winraaaaaaar
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Work* shit my bad. Hey do you like food?
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>>674941679
op is kill
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>>674941772
hilarious

kill your fuck
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>>674941679
winrar
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>>674941679
Winrar
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>>674941679
win
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>>674941679
so proud of myself.
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>>674941824
>>674941851
Samefag.
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>>674941679
/thread
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>>674941679
Winrar
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>>674941548
Hey guys, I'm lying on my couch the police are at my door. I am under a blanket. I cannot find my pants and can't tell if I am wearing mens or womens underpants without looking. What do
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>>674941949
nope one was me and the other one was not....
i had the first one and the /thread one
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I've taken enough nigger cock to know I have aids.
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>>674941949
Try again faggot
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>>674941970
White privilege card
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"Sorry, I made the mistake of telling my flatmate that I was talking with a hottie, then leaving my phone while I went to make a sandwich. This is why I can't have beautiful things!"
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>>674941444
Damn nice trips
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0 decides. I'm not getting laid, am I
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>>674942073

roll
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>>674942125
Yeah, he killed himself immediately after
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>>674942125
Show me your feet
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>>674941970
roll
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>>674942125
No, i enjoyed every single moment of it
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>>674942125
lol jk im a virgin
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>>674942044
liar
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>>674942125
it was yesterday
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>>674942188

dubs, so re-roll for free.
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>>674941949
Wow get off my transfag mental illness safe haven fag REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>674942125
At least send her a link afterwards maggot op...you still have a chance
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>>674942125
show me ur tiddies bitch
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>>674942063
>>674941548
It's in my wallet wich is in my pants which are on my porch by the police. I just hope the baggy of pot isn't visible. OP will you marry me when I find my pants
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>>674942125
I'll tell you the full story if we go out and drink some coffee
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>>674942210
hahahahaha
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>>674942125
No op, you are not.
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>>674938702
two mistakes

1/100 is .01

and it's 10/100

>>674938810
a touch pathetic
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>>674942210

winrar
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>>674942125

After the first time it's not so bad. I learned to like it.
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>>674942125
It's been ongoing for the last 10 years. I got used to it after a while, so could you ;)
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>>674942125
My dad is a nigger so dont be surprised
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>>674942210
winrar
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>>674942222
Czech'ed
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>>674942210
that was fast
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>>674942210
winrar
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>>674942125
I am not getting laid, am I?
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Back when I was 9 he would creep in at night and whisper into my ear. "Don't tell mommy"
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Riggity rape ain't so biggity bad, baby. I'll show you what it's all a-biggity-bout when we miggity meet
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>>674942125
>You need to take that dick out of your mouth and stop complaining, I'm perfect
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Sorry about that earlier, someone got a hold of my phone. Want to get some coffee?
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>>674942125
17 :(
i'm so ashamed of myself.
and my mom did nothing to stop him
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>>674942210
win
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>>674942216
>>674941548
Rolling C'mon quads
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>>674942210
Winrar
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>>674942125
WHAT'S YOUR MAX BENCH?
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>>674942380
This.
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>>674942326
Reroll once
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>>674942380
WINRAR
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>>674942400
Superior to >>674942210
Because dubs
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>>674941548
Dagummit
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>>674942288
Say nigga just raped me. You will be a hero for the nation
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>>674942444
FOR THE EMPEROR
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>>674942210
>>674942222
the moment when 0 have more reply than quads
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>>674942554
I second that notion
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she looks like literally a 10/10 asian what the fuck is wronggggg with you.
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>>674942222
Holy fuck
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>>674942125
He did it last week, my other dad held me down and laughed.
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>>674941548
Does my lack of dubs, trips, and quads make me unworthy of OPs attentions and affections?
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>>674942687
why did i know this was gonna happen
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>>674942733
kek!
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>>674942222
Checked
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>>674942737
Yes.
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>>674937638
Profile pic mission peak?
Interesting OP
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I WANA BE A FIRE MAN
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Can I fuck you harder than the twin towers? 8==[) ~>
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No one can salvage this. 1 decides. Pls
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>>674942687
His balls are bigger than yours Manley beta faggot.
There's plenty more
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>>674942210
Winrar
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>>674942737
Faggot
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My parents died in a car crash when I was 4, my dad raped me posthumously as a memeghost...
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OP is kill
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>>674942210
Winrar
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>>674942733
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>>674942920
>manlet
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>>674942957
ro11
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My name is Lindsay and I'm an upcoming amateur pornstar. It would be fantastic if you could send me your number so I can show you pics of me to rate how sexy I am... (;

(402) 612-2940
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Roll for link to this thread
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>>674942911
can you at least let me print out a picture of you and beat off on it?
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>>674942911
sorry minty. i just need some fresh air. get it?
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>>674942911
gooby pls
this is fake as shiiiit.
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>>674942911
I am going to rape you
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>>674942911
Let me make you a bagel and we can talk about this
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>>674942911
Put that in my ass
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>>674942911

I want that finger in my ass.
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>>674943031
rar
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>>674941548
I officially declare that OP is in fact significantly more beautiful than at least 85 percent of the lady types. 85 is a conservative statement
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>>674942957
rollmaster 5000
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Let me tell you about the Jew and his lies.
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Now shove it up your arse
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>>674942073
roll
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>>674942999
Trps chck'd fggt
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say hi to /b/!
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>>674942911
Nice fuck up OP
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>>674942911
that's rearry rude
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>>674942911
Please shove that finger deep in my cock and ass.
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>>674942911
I just did it for the lolz AYYY LMAO
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>>674943031
da fuk
>>
rar
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>>674942412
Reroll.
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>>674943031
Saggy
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send her shovel dog
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>>674943031
OP is beyond help
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>>674943031
Winrar!!
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>>674943031
Spam for the Winrar!
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>>674943100
Oh shit....dubs confirms
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Prepare your anus, I'm goin in dry.
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>>674942911
i ment your back feet ... animal
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>>674943111
Ultimate wrnerrinarar
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>>674941597
This
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>>674942842
>>674941548
kek, well OP I just hope you know that you have placed a small hole in my heart that may always go unfilled.
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Now
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>>674943121
win
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>>674942911
This is kind of embarrassing but you have really long fingers and I have wanted to try anal fingering lately.
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Yes ling ling now hurry there is no time to waste we must commence the butt sex
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>>674942911
thats not a foot you dumb bitch
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>>674942911
So you are sending this?


>>674943031
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>>674943111
tripple winrar hail the master
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close enough
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>>674943346
Rolling for this.
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>>674943361
Roll
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I'm outside beating off to your mother right now bae
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>>674943212
Winrar
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>>674943346
please OP
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>>674943332
Off by wan
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You're the first person I've ever told about that. It was dark, my brother and I were asleep when he came in. My brother holding back tears, and hoping he wouldn't be next. I will never forget that night. It will be forever burnt into my memory.
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>>674943551
sorry about your loss fam
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>>674942911
Listen up, Ling Ling or whatever the fuck your name is. If you don't submit to my desires I'll call Hirohito and tell him you dishonor famiry.
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>>674943551
:(
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>>674943590
Faggory
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Ok im sorry can I see your Asshole?
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Alright. Fuck this bitch. I'm not getting laid anyway. 2 decides
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