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Just Your Daily Reminder:

If you're 30 years of age or older, leave /b/. You don't belong here.

Stop trying to hangout at the high school and college campuses, you old, irrelevant, expired losers.
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>>674926265
Shoo Shoo Newfag
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>>674926265
I don't think you understand shit about /b/.

Either get out or lurk moar.
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>>674926265
the childrens board is this way
>>>/s4s/
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>>674926265
>guaranteed replies

You should be renamed generation clickbait.
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>>674926265
New fags very much this... damn I'm dreading summer around here and it looks like it came early this year.
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>>674926265

I r8 8/8 4 the b8 m8

Dubs get em
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>>674926371
>>674926422
>>674926554
>>674926559

Found the old butt hurt losers. GTFO my /b/, pedos.

GO read a newspaper.
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>>674926722

Hahaha they took the b8.

Nice dubs fag
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>>674926559
summer 4chan doesnt exist anymore. its summer all year round
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>>674926722
you dumb ass 37 and you better be thankful my generation actually got the nets to where they are today. Your generation can only use computers not program them... oh wait that requires intelligence which we haven't taught you either. Of course our schools were a little less socialist back then so we actually learned something.
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>>674926265
If you actually believe there are arbitrary cut off dates as to when you should and shouldnt be doing something then your gonna fit right in in society. good goy.
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>>674926886

Not b8. It's the truth. If you're 30 or older, which you probably are considering you're butt hurt, you need to leave /b/.

You're too old.
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>>674926265
dont try to battle oldfags.
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>>674927003

K. Didn't read, grandpa. Now, take out your teeth and go clean them.
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>>674927034
Who the fuck cares about age it's all about dubs /bitches.
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This is a good thread. You even made a meme generator meme to piss off the young people too. Pretty good bait, you know to fuck with people.
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>>674927034
Op here. It was b8. You are wrong and a faggot
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>>674927159
>oldfags.

Old farts, not "oldfags." Get it right, oldie.
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You think you are getting less fucked up with age?
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>>674927219

Not b8. It's the truth. Sorry you're both mad because you're old, irrelevant, and expired. Move on. Go mow your lawn or something... ya know, stuff old people like you do.
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>>674926265
Hah hah hah hah hah fucking make me, faggot. Your attempted exclusion is soo edgy. Remember, you're pissing in an ocean of piss.
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>>674926722
You can't get newspapers anymore, grandpa.
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>>674927393
Must be 14 why don't you go play pokemon or something.
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I'm 56 suck my cock
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butthurt 16yo detected
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>>674927467
go back to reading newspapers and listening to radio, gramps. the millenials rule 4chan now bitch # gtfooldfags
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>>674927467
>you're pissing in an ocean of piss.

Original.

Don't get worked up too much, old guy. You might stroke out.
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>>674927393
I understand you're unable to break character but I genuinely believe this is a better bait thread than most. Pretty low tier content but delivered in such a way as to really wind some people up. Neat.
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>>674927393
It'll happen to yooooooou
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>>674926265
>33
>"oldfag"
>leave /b/?

Fuck you, child.
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29 and 9 months. Fuck the police.
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>>674926265
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lick my low hanging balls, child...
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>>674927618
Be clear never wound only trollin

This thread is about to become a banana stand.
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>>674927687
>oldfag

No, OLD FART, not OLDFAG. GET IT RIGHT, YOU OLD LOSER, AND GTFO MY /B/

>>674927701

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE, YOU OLD LOSER?
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>>674926265
Is this what "cyber bullying" you young millennial faggots always whine about? The kind that makes you sad and want to cut yourselves, and cry into your anime pillows?

Hilarious.
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>>674926265
i'm 36 and i'm not going anywhere :D
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>>674926265
Pic may be new, but the message is old&still relevant.
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>>674926265
Bait is getting shittier and shittier...
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I'm 34yo, on 4chan sine 2006.
Hey newfags, cancer of /b/, you're kinda male JB for us.
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>>674927467
And you're such a failure you're still here past the age of 30.
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>>674927611
Right, I believe you; you rule the roost so hard you give a shit what oldfags do, and feel the need to claim your superiority to the masses. I'm sure there's no trace of pathetic self-promotion to cover up your youthful insecurities, not here. Faggot.
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>>674927771
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>>674927891
Wow, you're 34, grats now fuck off. No one cares you knew about a site before other people, you're not special and you never will be.
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>>674927890
This

>Everyone ITT getting trolled by a child
>watching the jimmies rustle>>674927890
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>>674927846

No, but this IS about a butt hurt old fart (you) that's triggered by this thread. Fuck off, you pedo.

Don't be mad because your hairline receded, you have a few wrinkles, and you need to watch your blood sugar, you old homo.
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>>674928002
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>>674928062
Didn't mean to tag twice. Sorry m8
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>>674927993
Bro your life is half over are you sure you want to spend it on 4chan
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>>674926265
Op here.

ITT: Trolls trolling trolls trolling a troll.
Can't believe so many took my bait.

Also i am a faggot and was raped by my dad
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>>674927791
>/B/
found the newfag
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>>674927791
Try harder, tryhard.
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>>674926265
>If you're 30 years of age or older, leave /b/. You don't belong here.

Blow me, you little piece of shit. What kind of music did you grow up with? OK, don't bother answering. Stick your snout back on your smart phone screen and move your thumbs around, call that living.

btw I fucked your mom. Up the ass. Hard.
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>>674926265
>itt: newfags that couldn´t fit in, got mad, & now try to takeover like a spoiled feminist lashing out at people that don´t really care about their pointless values.
relax kids, if you want to be special then you should go to tumblr, you´ll fit in perfectly there, if that doesn´t work out, go back to 9gag, don´t forget you would never have know about this place if it wasn´t for us.
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microsoft is taking over /b
proof:
https://build.microsoft.com/
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>>674926265
I bet new fags cant triforce
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>>674927956
You're such a failure you discovered /b/ as a child instead of fucking girls and going outside. Age is no barrier to failure. Have fun offing yourself at 30 so you'll never be "old." You're pathetic.
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>>674926265
41 checking in. Suck my nuts you twerp
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>>674927590
are you sure you can even get it up anymore, fag?
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>>674926265
>Newfag angst
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Would perhaps understand you, OP (and his teen followers), if you Said 40 or 50... But 30?!
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>>674928053
I'm more special than you'll never because I know many websites before you did.

By the way, I've been the first one to discover Google in my school.
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>>674928343


∆∆

I can, and I did.

- OP
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>>674928522
A perfect demonstration. </thread>
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>>674928437
nigger
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>>674928082
Hahahaha! Who needs to watch Johnny Carson reruns with you twats around?

Hey, this faggot thinks he's trolling! And he's using the Palpatine/butthurt image that someone like me made while he was in elementary school unironically!
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Age is just a number.
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Hillary will be our next president whether you faggots like it or not. Bernie Sanders is a cuck sucking black dick for votes and Trump is just a fucking orange retard
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>>674928660
Hah. Is that the level of discourse among the young now? You are the edgiest, congrats. You rally showed that guy. You're the winner.
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>>674928672
>elementary school unironically!

Dude, you're like 50. Die off!
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>>674928053
I'm a little bit special
One of us will be on Late Night next week, and I know it's not you...
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>>674928716
then why cant i fuck 8 year olds
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>>674928716
- that defines your experience in life.
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>>674928660
Well, like 60% of American people.
"USA IS WHITE!" So Fuckin funy. Include argentina is whiter than USA.
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>>674926265
You cant tell me what i can or I cannot do

  ▲
▲ ▲
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>>674928835
Try harder.
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>>674928912
>You cant tell me

I can, and I did.

OHHHHHHHH 360 NO SCOPE MLG DORITOS MOUNTAIN DEW ILLUMINATI

OHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>674928835
You can,just don't get caught.
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>>674928835
Use more lub
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>>674928976
my dick can only get so hard
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Lmao, why are they still here lol? They belong at reddit.
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>>674926722
Still mad at your dad, op?
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OP isn't wrong. /b/ in out generation would still be fun at 30, /b/ today is rampant with the exact same threads and a bunch of children edge lords.

But OP is wrong because fuck you and your retarded bait thread.
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>>674928835
Because 8yo don't want you.
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>>674928835
>Too slow?
>tiny dick?
>so fat, that the child can't get near your dick?
>too Young to be able to get a hard-on?
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>>674928835
Because you're a Virgin
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>>674928522
Thinks That's the proper way to do triforce.

Fuck off newfag before I call in the mods to ban you
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>>674928835
Too much expansive for you
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>>674927003
Don't feed the retardation, /b/ro. Like most snot nosed children and doubly so with the millennial cancer, they think they know everything. Watching them fail and spew jizz covered feces like OP is great entertainment since we know what's coming.

Hoard your knowledge and wisdom, destroy what other knowledge you can and if you can't destroy it then poison and twist it. Seeing these potato generations fall and fail is hilarious. So just sit back and enjoy the show, it only gets better for us from here.
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You do realize the Internet existed before you, right shit stain?

>here's some arbitrary rules that makes me feel comfortable

Kek you're like those tumblrinas with the metal bars around them when riding public transportation...kys you worthless faggot
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>>674929418
>trying this hard
>on /b/
>due to being old

KEK
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>>674926265
Somebody's mad because we're fucking his mom...
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>>674926265

48 y.o. checking in !
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>>674929418
oh, you're so cool and euphoric. so above the generations after you.

i guess being old makes you delusional.
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lmao at all of the old defensive cucks. cant accept that they aren't wanted anymore so they try to fit in
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This is now a millenial hate thread
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>>674929614
>fucking his mom...
>mom

Mom jokes, by default, makes you a faggot.
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>>674926265
lol kids these days. how about you go make your own board (hard code it in html using notepad faggot, no copy pasta of anyone else's code), oh right kids these days can't do anything but leech off the older generation that actually can do things and bitch about how hard they have it. fuck you, shape your own world instead of waiting for someone else to do it for you. the cultural marxists have won cause there isn't any difference between white and black kids anymore. they're both just niggers.
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>>674926265
Young men think old men are fools. Old men know young man are fools.
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>>674929017
I'gonna save that pic, and when I finish to looking at it I'm gonna fuck yo mom, and what the fuck you too.
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>>674929765
This made me rage.
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>>674929765
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>>674929775
>Implying you created this board
WE WUZ CODERZ N SHIEEET
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Is this the new atheist pasta? Saw it yesterday as well
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>>674929755

THIS! SO MUCH THIS! I tell ya, peer. All these butt hurt old seniors. KEK

They need to take their old asses to the morgue and leave /b/. Nothing but a bunch of socially inept pedos.
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>OP is mad.
>Chases us with harsh words.
>Must flee in utter panic.
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>>674926265
back to tumblr kiddo, the grown ups are talking
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>>674929899
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>>674930036
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>>674929771
Somebody's mad because a faggot is fucking their mom.
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>>674929775

Dude, learning to code isn't difficult. Anyone with an average IQ or above can learn how to code, which is why they are teaching the homeless how to do it.

You're not a fucking genius. Go take a blue pill, limp dick, because you're lack of libido has you angry.
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>>674929779
oh wise one lmao, just stfu and get out old fart
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>>674930151
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>>674930186

Mom jokes were amusing in the 60s. Sorry, they don't work anymore, old school.
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All the old seniors need to head over to that shut hole called /pol/. That's were you inept downers belong over there.
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>>674926265
Excellent bait girly boy. Now go run along in traffic.
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>>674926722
30 here.
I fuck your girlfriend and all her friends.

But seriously, why u mad that a geezer like me can get all the slurs at your campus that won't slee- ... Ooohhhhh

Yeah, that.

Butthurt, collegenotlivinguptomediahypeinmyfavor.avi ?
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>>674930224
>you're lack of libido
>you're
Oh, bad effort at bait - too obvious

Obviously comes from inexperience
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>>674930224
Yeah, you totally missed the point. Probably on purpose, to preserve your precious fucking ego.
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I bet kids dont know, why people whistle...
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>>674930387
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>>674930477
>Implying you can feel anything with that chopped up dick of yours.
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Im actually over 30 and I agree with OP but mostly because idiot over 30 mostly found their way here from reddit and don't understand chan culture at all. At least kids adapt and learn.
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4chan is for mature people until our death
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>>674930477
>30 years old
>making "i fucked your ____" jokes

lmao holy shit. I bet you still live with your parents, right? jesus christ
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>>674930546

No one is leeching off you, you old broke bastard. Back to the factory you go.
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>>674930387
That image is pure cancer spawned from the depths of hell itself
Kids these days should all kill themselves
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people over 30 are not old, they are just too old for /b/
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>>674930491
>points out one spelling error
>LEL I'm smarter than you

KEK

>gif related: it's you
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>Leave 4chan! Loser.

This reminds me of small-minded newdickfags. A Rated for Autism.
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You suicidal brats, hahahah

I hang out with guys your age because it's so damn easy to mindbreak you and make you more faggot

I've lost count of how many little champs I've fucked in the ass, only this year, and now you ask me to leave? this site is a goldmine, that will only make my dick harder

=D
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>>674930599
>Implying you can feel anything with that chopped up dick of yours.
Is this meant to be some sort of insult? You'll need to do better than that - construct a strwaman then criticise the strawman? Really?
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>>674930686

>mfw 50 percent of millenishits don't even have savings accounts
>mfw millenishit is calling other people broke
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>>674926464
>being more into trap threads, shota, loli, r8 dick and furry shit than into shitposting
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>>674930224
lol yeah boyo, learn aint hard actually applying that knowledge and doing something with it is the part that's completely lost on you people. you can have a million dollar idea or the perfect stock trading scheme, or how to create small scale nuclear fusion but unless you can make it happen your just a broke jack-off with a neat idea
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>>674930849
>Deflecting this much
I pity you, I really do.
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>>674930822
>old
>ugly
>virgin
>can't obtain attractive women
>go gay
>rape boys

Typical socially inept, ugly, obese pedophile. Fucking shit pipes is nothing to boast about, oldie.
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>>674930387

Good god this is sad
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>>674926265
Fuck off kid. 44yrs on this planet gives me more rights than you. Tell your mum I want my watch back. Baggy cunted whore that she is.
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>>674930759
how will you get your weekly fix of CP then?
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>>674926265

Cherish youth, but respect old age, son.
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>>674930899

You're old ass will be leeching off the young when you collect SS. All you old seniors rely on youth to care for your asses, so STFU, old butt hurt faggot.

Remember, you're no longer cool, no women want you, and don't forget your daily regimen of rogaine.
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too many disgusting fat old 40 something year old pedos lurking about
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>>674930766
Do you mean it wasn't a deliberate bait, like the "post your IQ" threads? Are you really that stupid?

You'd have been better off admitting it was bait rather than admitting you can't differentiate "your" and "you're"

Oh, and it's It's gramatical, not spelling. The word is spelled perfectly.
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>>674931166
Seniors BTFO!!!
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>>674931026
>44yrs on this planet gives me more rights than you.

Nah
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>>674929755
I'm 40, and I agree with op.

If you're still here at this age, there are problems - social and psychological.
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>>674930577
Sums up the millennial generation nicely
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>>674929353
>saving thumbnails

And Youre calling someone else a newfag
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>>674931170

exactly. it's gross and disturbing.
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>>674926265

>Only teenage newfags make this kind of topic, back atcha.
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>>674930992
those skinny jeans aren't tight enough, little champ
c'mon, don't be scared
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>>674931249

didn't read
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>>674931166

I can smell the weekend shut-in on you from here lel

It's ok...at least you have anonymous friends you socially awkward cocksucker. You really are as special as your mother says.
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>being 44
>I fuck your mom, sister, and gf
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>>674926662
trips checked
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Thing is, I get older, they stay the same age.
Alllllllright.
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>>674931266
>nah

Sure does kiddo
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>>674931368
didn't, or couldn't?
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>>674931170

So when your 40 something (which happens faster than you think) you will be a pedo too! logic, you has none cretin.
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>>674931479
They aren't trips newfag
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My age is the last two numbers in my post number
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>>674927173
>it's all about dubs /bitches.
So true
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>>674931368
Think you did
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>>674926265
I'm 36
ok
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I didn't realize /b/ was a secret club for neet's between 18 and 29. I guess I'll stick to old man websites like Newgrounds and Ebaumsworld. If only I were still a 20 year old edgelord.
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>>674931525
There's three 6's you fucking idiot
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>>674927003
Jesus christ this tried so hard
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>>674926265
I ´m 35 years and don´t care your fucking opinion
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>>674926265
kek
fuck off.
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>>674931652
>I guess I'll stick to old man websites

KEK.

You don't have any websites. You have the local news on TV and newspaper. Now, get off /b/, stop thinking you're young and cool, and stop avoiding your daily newspaper subscription –I'm sure you got a pile outside right now.
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>>674926265
>gtfo from MY /b/

try harder newfag
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Us old fags will be collecting our social security. Were gonna phase it out before the millennials get any.
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>>674926722
If you started browsing 4chan when it was first made at 18 you would be around 28.
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>>674926265
I'm almost 27 and honestly you should eat a dick. I'd rather have a 60 year old here vs a standard ~18 year old today.
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>>674931708
No, newfag. Their is 4 sixes. Holy shit your fucking dumb.
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>>674930970
Oh, I see. I didn't realise you thought I was circumcised. It's a little clearer now

Pity I'm not. And no, before you ask. I know you like dick pics but I won't post proof with timestamp
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>>674931904
You are cut, fag.
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THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FAGGOT THREAD!
BOTH SIDES.
FUCKING PATHETIC BASEMENT DWELLERS THE LOT OF YOU!
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>>674926265
Go do your homework, kid, it's due tomorrow morning. And clean your room. Are those crusty underwear hidden under your bed? Your mother and I have talked to you about this! No dessert for you tonight! Now clean up this mess right now!
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>>674926265
>implying my generation is more mature or intelligent than any of you retardbabies

I don't think you understand his getting old works, newfriends. Once a /btard, always a /btard.

This, this shit you see here on /b, this is what the rest of your life looks like. It will never get better for you.
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>>674926265
lol and the only reason op's here is he's too young and broke to get a porn account. or just too stupid to find the fucking galaxy of free porn out there.
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>>674931947
You really want to look at my dick, don't you?

But no, sorry. I'm not a fudge-packer like you
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>>674932043

-3/10

yawn...
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>>674932120
You're literally cut, cuck.
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>>674930387

im 22 and i dont recognize half this shit
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>>674931166

So will your ass in a few years, life is short, when your young your too dumb to realize how fast time goes.

What's awesome is you will know! you will fucking know very soon what it's like.

You will realize how fucking dumb you truly where when you where a younger and made such absurd comments.

Don't you realize that you pay into a system for that SS, infact you pay far more into it than you get back out of it.

Also most accumulated wealth by older people is gathered by hard work, something you probably have no clue about, do you work 15 hour days? I don't think so.

Being young helps you until your 30, then you need money, which older people usually have, to get the same shit you have kek
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>>674932048

Unlike you, I'm young and attractive. I can get 10/10 pussy. I don't need porn.

You, on the other hand, can't get pussy due to being old, ugly, fat, and hairy; therefore, you watch porn, and you think porn is a solution to everything.

Now, go fap your limp dick, Mr. ED.
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>>674930673
I do live with my mom, which makes my point more insane! I can bring home the hottest chicks home, and they STILL salivate all over for my cock and not YOURS.

Doesn't losing all the prime cuts at school to an old loser who lives at home, kinda, make you a bigger loser?
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>>674932396

waaaaaaaay too fucking long; didn't fucking read.

BAWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
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But I'm a bored disabled loner type guy who only ever got laid and married because I was a really good looking guy. I would have belonged if 4chan had existed back then. Instead I was stuck watching My tv like Beavis and Butthead. Besides I like boobies. I want boobies. Show me boobies. Young supple fresh tight boobies. My wife's are old and look down. I want to see boobies looking up.
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>>674932213
Can one be figuratively cut?
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>>674932419

>young and attractive
>on 4chan
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>>674932048

Do your dick extend beyond your belly?
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>>674926265
lurk moar newfag
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>>674932565

Nursing homes have therapist. Consult one.
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>>674932673

Original.
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>>674932646
*Does your.

Does your dick extend.....
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>>674926265
I'm 36 and go to grad school. What are you gonna do faggot?
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>>674932595
You're literally, figuratively, physically and mentally cut.
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OP's pic is probably of himself, he has much experience with bait.
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>>674932822
>I'm 36 and go to grad school
>36
>grad school

You're a little late to the party. I'm sure the youth in your class smirked at your loser your ass.
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'91, here since '06. Millennials have no place here. You'll be the death of us all, ingrates.
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>>674926265
Fuck you kid. Been here longer than you've been alive.
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>>674926265
Nice try, fisting-fan, but no cigar...
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>>674932882
But not existentially cut

Check and mate
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>>674929765

This... how. What the fuck.
In the age of the internet and endless information available instantly at your fingertips, someone let this happen.

That is not how roman numerals work, and anyone who does this should be crucified.
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I'm 33 and I don't give a fuck yo. Gonna hang around and there ain't shit kids can do about it. Mom's up!
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>>674930036
Kids want to live in make-believe land, and somehow people agree to let them.
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>>674932540
It must be hard reading being uneducated like you.
The millennials are after all the least college educated.
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>>674933218

GOOD ONE! ORIGINAL! I've never heard an old fart say that before.
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>>674933252
kek
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>>674926265
48 here.

Where's your adult, little anon?
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>>674933700

Actually, retard, college admission rates are up. You're so smart. Sit your old ass down.

#REKT
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>>674931809
>poison the world and start it burning, we won't have to suffer it or fix it

Mah nigga
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>>674926265
ITT:
Oldfags get cucked of /b/ by newfags
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>>674926265
Fuck you. You wouldn't be here without us. You big pussy.
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>>674926265
FACT: The user of this post is over 30.
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>I see the (shitty) politically edited news.
>I read papers. (Enjoying it)
>I grew up without internet.
> - and smart(-ass) phones.
I still visit 4chan for fun. You dont find fun shit elsewhere
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>>674932447
What does your mommy do when you bring home whores. I suppose you fuck her too. You're a pathetic life of shit. Kek
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Derail this retarded shit.

Why has this not happened yet...
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>>674927219
PPfffff ha ha ha ha ha ha
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>>674932419
Another kid with Daddy issues...

Come to Papa!
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>>674930387
Seinfeld? Really nigga this is some shit pot if crap
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>>674933850
You pukes can't afford college thats why you want Bernie to save you with free shit.
STFU
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>>674926265
69 yrs old here. All equipment still works.
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>>674931166
You just keep working and support my ass you whiny bitch. I need a bigger widescreen.
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Goddamn I didn't realize there were so many old motherfuckers on /b/. I mean /sp/ I can understand since sports appeals to all ages and even /pol/ I get since the old fucks are miserable with how their shit lives turned out so they blame blacks and Muslims...but on /b/? Why are you here? Or are you just middle aged stormniggers from /pol/ trying to subtlety bait kids here because you actually think you're influencing the youth? Lmao
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>>674934855
dubs don't lie

>>674934420
my dad left when i was very young will you be my father figure
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110 here, been on 4chan since '94 newfags suck dick u millennials are trannies
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>>674934972

Puppy is CLUELESS! Go kennel, boy!
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>>674934991
Yes. Here's a lesson from your dad: They say that wisdom comes with age. Just remember that stupid people get old, too.
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>>674926265
>>674927034

>mfw these kids don't know about the pussy.
>mfw these kids don't know about the life.
>mfw these kids don't know what matters yet.

Age brings charisma and cofidence, also at past 30 you usually have a organised life and are doing something with yourself other than fuck around with a skateboard and wear a T-shirt under your baseball cap.

Women love a confident man who knows what he's doing, who is in control and remains himself in every situation. In your teens, all you can do is pop zits and dress up as whatever clown is topping the charts right then.
At 20, it's all about living the lifestyle you see on TV. It doesn't exist, normal people don't have time for that.

Pretentious, young faggots fucking plastic dolls worth nothing.

Once you approach 30, you begin to see what means something in life. Stability, doing shit instead of dreaming, developing who you are instead of tryig to be someone else. Finding a piece of pussy that has a good woman around it. Putting your mark on the world.

We had time to realise this, and build all that before /b. Your generation grew up in it. Your culture is being a basement dwelling neckbeard, growing fatter and doing nothing with your life. People you make fun of have real lives. Like the banana guy for instance.

I have a wife and two sons, I'm 32 in May. I run my own department in the security business. I make decent money, I live in a nice neighborhood and I have a good life.

You little cunts need to man up.
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>>674935343
thanks pops

um.. dad..there's this spot on my dick..
also why is there hair on my Weiner??
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>>674935536
Ask your mother.
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>>674934972
Sheeeit. What the fuck are you going to do about it? Huh?
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>>674931829
Are you retarded? you'd be 31
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>>674935465
TLDR

But possibly probably and old man loser trying to justify his oldness...

Also probably a pedo
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>>674931803
jezus, bait, but who wants to be 'cool'?
Cool is cute, because it's an ego defense for kids to hide their fear of the big scary world...
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>>674927248
>Get it right, oldie
>right
>oldie
pic related
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>>674935465
I have a nice life

Fucking loser, why are you here then? Neglecting your wife and kids...
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>>674934145
yeah i got that impression too
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>High school kids
>18+
MODS
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>>674936163

There's nothing to justify. Age is something that comes to us all.

When you're my age, you'll be laughing at arrogant kids your age too.
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>41.5 year old here
>you can all suck my graying balls
>i am your future OP <3
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>>674931292
>problems - social and psychological.

>what is /b/?
>>
2 more years and shitters born after 2000 will be 18+ and there's no way to stop it. God damn it.
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>>674932822
Hahahahahaha
Grad school
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>>674926265
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>>674931166

but please pay my tuition
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>>674926265
teeheee for some reason girls in their early 20s adore me. my last gf... Jesus.. We got some looks because she looked like HS aged. Awkward. I'm in my 40s.

Hehehehe. Guys these days are so feminine that they shave their balls.
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>>674936318

I like coming here to watch the decay of the world. That's why, you little shit.

If I was there, I'd backhand your snotty little face into a corner, until your piggy cheeks were bright red and wet from your tears. When you cry for your mother in the fetal position, I'd laugh at you.

Useless diaper boy.
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>>674936478
You have no idea what your talking about being old and having kids doesn't mean shit, doesn't make you shit.

You're pathetic, and still trying to argue against it.

We all are, deal with it.
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The amount of 18 year Olds in highschool on this site is too damn high
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im 12 and what is this
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>>674926722
but /b/ is for pedoshit
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>>674936869
Hahaha nice attempt.

Fail

Old fag thinks he's beta

Just old

Just old and bitter
>>
Sure is summer in here
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>>674936874

It made me happier than I was before. That's what matters.

Do you think I give a fuck if a fucking clown like you thinks I'm pathetic? What possible difference could that make to me?

Go marry a plastic pony, nancy boy.
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18-22 yr. boys
>stupid
>horny
>immature
>gets girls easy
>lives with mommy
>going to school

23-25 yr. men
>mature
>stupid
>done with school
>lives solo
>most likely married

26-30 yr. men
>old
>cranky
>can't get pussy anymore
>hates life
>body is falling apart

30+ yr. geezers
>shunned from society
>considered creepy at all times
>not allowed to mingle with younger folks
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>>674937183
That's so true.
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>>674937120

That's the thing, I don't need to attempt anymore. I got all that shit down right here, right now.
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>>674937141
Hahaha get more butt hurt loser
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>>674937183
this guy gets it
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>>674927791
Capslock is cruise control for cool.
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>>674937241

Who's the butthurt one?
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>>674926265
I'm 26 but fuck, you youngfags (12-20) are the most fucking dull, brain dead, uncreative retarded generation. Anybody under the age of 21 should instantly be banned.
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>>674937183
Wow. I didn't expect to get red pilled today.
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>>674937238
Ahhhhhhhhhahahahaha

What a loser
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>>674937183
growing old is a bitch
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>>674937340
Your son, from your cock

Or at least you wish

Pedo


Hahaha
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>>674927590
Based old dude
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>>674926265
Awesome post, first day of spring even...
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>>674937183
truth
>>
Itt

Old people trying to justify being old on a site they should not be on.

You're on this site because you're a failure pile.
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Does casually surfing a website in your leisure time make you a loser if you are over 30?

Maybe, I am not sure. Is it like being a virgin when you are older than 19 or not being able to read when you are in your twenties? Possibly.

What exactly are people with more disposable time on their hands supposed to do exactly? Take up a hobby or something? I don't know.

One thing for sure replying to this bait and getting genuinely wound up is the profile of a loser.

Remember OP is always a faggot.
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>>674937360

Now there's the ultimate rebuttal, that argument cannot possibly be countered by anything I can come up with. You've single-handedly disarmed me with one post, and nullified my view, stripped naked every point I made and destroyed my concent and world-view.
I am destroyed by the following:

>Ahhhhhhhhhahahahaha

>What a loser

Stop growing your beard on your neck.
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>>674926265
Yeah! Old ppl leave for us kewl kids!
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>>674929765

I am so mad

Must be cuz I'm old
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>>674926265
I'm 40. And I'm staying, and there is nothing you can do about it. LOLLOLLOL KEKKEKEKK
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>>674937183
I'm turning that into a t-shirt.
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don't worry oldfags
school will start tomorrow, 4chan always go's to shit when the babys are out of school
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>>674937723
This reply proves you are genuinely upset and still trying. The post you're responding to completely worked and you are eating it like a cock meat sandwich.
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I'm turning 38 today :(
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>>674937183
this is more true than i care to admit
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>>674926265
I'm 29, so I'll leave soon. 4chan has fulfilled it's purpose anyway, the girl I met through here just agreed to me impregnating her.
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>>674938178
No one cares
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>millenial fucktard spends all his free time with his face in front of his phone and has no real life skills or social interaction
>millenial fucktard thinks everybody over 30 does the same thing and they're not just casually browsing their old stomping grounds

kys sweetheart, death is better than sitting home on a Friday night watching e-sport videos on YouTube
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>>674937505

Is that the extent of your vocabulary? You have no real rebuttal or counter-argument to my claim, so you immediately resort to profanity (on your level of intellect) to attack me with a straw man argument.

I think there's no use entertaining this conversaton any further, as you're just going to reply by calling me "fag", "pedo", or something equally meaningless and untrue.

I speak the truth, you invent insults.
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ITT: 30 YEARS OLD BASEMENT NEETS WITH BUTTHURT, GTFO LOSERS KEK
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>>674938351
Loser detected

"Old stomping grounds"

Ahahahahaha
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>>674938370
/b/ in a nutshell
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>>674938370
Wtf is this? What happened to b?

Oh yeah, old fags like this
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>>674938050

No, idiot, these boards work that way. Someone replies to you, you reply back.

I don't care about trolling or baiting, this is how people communicate. If someone decides to bait me, I respond to them. By doing so I usually disarm them, because I'm not affected by this stupid game of trolling and baiting someone. I don't care if I took the bait. I wanted to respond, so I did. That's how ti works.
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>>674938178
Happy birthday, anon.

>>674938290
And fuck all of the edgy 8th graders in this thread like this massive faggot.
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>>674938370
Ahahahahahaha

Nice, the loser oldfag tries to take the higher ground on a site literally for young punks and not for old fags.

You must be so smart! 4chan vocab master here! Much awesome!

Bet u have jerked off in your daughters bedroom

Failure pile

Pedo

Fag

Ahahahaha


Agahahaha
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>>674938707
Is butt hurt gots you down?
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